Chapter 13: No Eggs, How Does It Hurt!

Until about 2 o'clock in the afternoon, the rehearsal finally ended, Xi Yuanbai has been fiddling with his mobile phone, absorbing information from the earth, however, in the eyes of outsiders, he is like a dead house addicted to mobile phones, because Yu Dongling ran over to greet him from time to time, this guy actually ignored it, which made a staff member agree on this opinion.

"Babble~" As soon as Yu Dongling finished work, he jumped in front of Xi Yuanbai at once, and looked at Xi Yuanbai cutely, "Oba, guess what I am?" ”

Yu Dongling regretted it very much, she was very dissatisfied with her appearance in the nanny car, how could she be angry with a genius like Xi Yuanbai? I should use love and responsibility to influence him, and let him be used by me is the king, it is written like this in the novel, I am such a failure, and I have forgotten such an important thing.

"What?" Xi Yuanbai asked lightly, glancing at Yu Dongling with small eyes, this little girl is really grinding, she ran over and shouted twice when she had nothing to do, and then there was no more.

"I'm an ugly duckling~ babbling babbling!" Yu Dongling swayed and sang at the same time, even if it is a stone, she can be amused by her, she can be called "the first sexy cute girl in the universe", and countless otaku fans are cute on the outside and tender on the inside, until death!

"Poof~" Sha Yue next to her couldn't help laughing, and suddenly laughed, and the staff next to her were also happy to be cute by Yu Dongling, where there is Yu Dongling, there is no lack of joy, which is also one of the important secrets of Yu Dongling's success in the entertainment industry of the Hidden Dragon and Crouching Tiger.

"Are you too idle?" Although Xi Yuanbai laughed when he saw everyone, as an alien, he couldn't comprehend the mystery at all.

"No eggs, how does it hurt!" Yu Dongling pouted, and sold a cute, the people present laughed, but there was no use, Xi Yuanbai's face was like water, without the slightest wave.

This made Yu Dongling really angry now, he worked so hard, this guy didn't react at all, could it be that his ability to sell cuteness has declined? No, everyone is happy, isn't it...... Could it be that he has facial paralysis? When Yu Dongling thought about it, he suddenly felt a lot more relaxed.

"It turns out that Mr. Xi also uses Internet colloquialisms?" When Sha Yue heard Xi Yuanbai's words, she smiled meaningfully, and said in her heart: Let you pretend, this is exposed, wow, what other gods go down to earth, will the gods say "egg hurts"?

Xi Yuanbai did not explain, the reason why he used Internet language is to better integrate into modern society, looking at Sha Yue's expression, Xi Yuanbai knows that he is successful, if the way of teaching by word and deed does not work, Xi Yuanbai plans to start with the profession of "artist", the first element of an artist is to be close to the people, Xi Yuanbai is afraid that his true identity as a god will affect his preaching.

"Oba, the rehearsal is over, let's go to dinner!" Yu Dongling continued to invite warmly, which made Da Hei and Xiao Hei very sad, he had followed Yu Dongling for several years, but he had never enjoyed such treatment.

Xi Yuanbai was already hungry, so he nodded but did not refuse.

Soon, under the guidance of Sha Yue, Xi Yuanbai Yigan was taken to an independent dining room, lunch had already been prepared, Sha Yue did things in an orderly manner, and her daily work was arranged in an orderly manner, which was also her way of survival.

Because Yu Dongling called Xi Yuanbai, Sha Yue is not good at favoring one over the other, and arranges a meal for Da Hei and Xiao Hei together, when conditions permit, Da Hei and Xiao Hei will also dine with Yu Dongling, which is considered a bodyguard's welfare, although Shi Ye is strict, he is still very good to the people around him, as long as it is a normal expense, it can be directly reimbursed.

At the dinner table, Xi Yuanbai's expression shocked everyone, even Sha Yue, who had seen it once in the morning, couldn't help but be dumbfounded, usually the big black and the little black are already considered rice buckets, and they can eat the amount of food of three adults, but compared with Xi Yuanbai, it is a small witch, and Xi Yuanbai is probably the amount of three big blacks.

Yu Dongling looked radiant, she felt that a strange person like Xi Yuanbai would naturally have something extraordinary, and the amount of food was large!

"Have you eaten Mr. Xi?" Sha Yue smiled a little embarrassed, she had to add several more dishes just now, and the wooden barrels for the rice were changed more than a dozen, and the waiter's eyes changed when she looked at her.

Xi Yuanbai nodded silently.

Soon settled the bill, a simple light meal cost more than 500, Xi Yuanbai ate about three-fifths, according to this algorithm he spent 300 a meal, a day of 1,800, a month of 350,000, a year just eat can spend all the wages! Sha Yue secretly took a selfie in her heart and found that she couldn't afford to raise this "big rice bucket" at all! Hey, why do you want to raise him, is it because he is handsome? Are you such a superficial person? It seems like yes!

Just when Sha Yue was thinking wildly, Xi Yuanbai was sad, he actually only ate seven points full, in the morning in order to maintain the dignity of the gods, he only ate three points full, just let go a little, and was watched by everyone like a monkey, his eyes were full of incredulity, however, Xi Yuanbai was also very aggrieved, his spiritual body was transformed by the spiritual treasure of heaven and earth, and the energy required was naturally much more than ordinary people, and he could not get the supplement of spiritual power on the earth, so he could only rely on these ordinary foods, so it was understandable to eat a little more.

Of course, the most sad thing for Xi Yuanbai, it is impossible for him to rely on a few women to eat every day, and if he eats like this every time, he will definitely suffer countless white eyes, he is a god who has descended to earth, and now he can't even solve the problem of eating, which is a great shame, but this problem was quickly solved, because Xi Yuanbai found a magical thing on the Internet - takeaway!

After lunch, Yu Dongling had two hours of rest, and at four o'clock in the afternoon he had to start preparing for the evening concert.

"Oba, I'm going to make you fall in love with me! Whew-" Yu Dongling clenched his fists, looking like he was swearing, so cute.

It's not that Xi Yuanbai doesn't want to accept Yu Dongling's "love", but Xi Yuanbai doesn't feel the slightest desire from Yu Dongling, and says in his heart: In front of my fiery eyes, there is nothing to hide from a lie.

As soon as four o'clock arrived, Yu Dongling soon went to prepare for the evening concert, and Xi Yuanbai found Shayue and asked Ye Lishi about it.

"Mr. Xi, Mr. Ye won't come over tonight, she has to deal with the morning's affairs!" Sha Yue paused and continued, "By the way, please ask Mr. Xi to pay more attention tonight, if something like that happens in the morning, I'm afraid that I will ...... at night."

"Don't worry! Whoever dares to play 'moth' in front of me, I'll let him 'roll the calf'!" Xi Yuanbai nodded and replied seriously.

"Giggle~ That's good!" Sha Yue found that she liked this mysterious and handsome bodyguard more and more!