Chapter 75 Low EQ doesn't mean low IQ either
"Wow!! It's really comfortable to eat a bowl of hot noodle soup in winter. ”
Joe shook his head helplessly, "Let's eat less at night, you have eaten two servings." ”
Li Zhixian's eyes widened, "What, this is for two people!" Why are there so few? ”
"Who knew you would eat that much. -_-||, it's not too early, hurry up and go back to rest. You're still a patient. Qiao consciously picked up the dishes and chopsticks to wash them, anyway, Li Zhixian would never wash the dishes.
Lee Ji-hyun followed Joe. Joe didn't look at her, "You like to stand behind me so much." ”
Lee Ji-hyun said with a smile, "Hee-hee, behind every successful man there must be a great woman." Since the contract is here, I will temporarily act as the great woman behind you. ”
"Uh, -_-||, forget it, it's good if you don't pit me."
Lee Ji Hyun turned around and sat on the kitchen counter to shake his beautiful legs, and then kicked Joe's buttocks.
"Hey, what's wrong today?"
"It's nothing, you better rest early. I'm going to sleep later, and I'm going to Washington the day after tomorrow. ”
(⊙o⊙) Oh!! Don't say. There must be a cat.
Li Zhixian's eyes rolled, and he had a good idea, "Now I'll teach you the first lesson." ”
"What's the class, it's a big night, forget it." Joe wants to rest, his mind is a little messy today, maybe it will be better to sleep.
"No way!!" Lee Ji-hyun rejected Joe's request, "This is a very important course. If you learn not to communicate with your beloved girl, at least in the face of the girl you love. ”
Joe didn't know what medicine Lee Ji-hyun bought in the gourd. But he agreed, "Okay, at least when I clean up." ”……
Joe sat down and asked, "Tell me, what's the matter?" ”
"It's not like to say, I'll give you a lesson. Teach you how not to be so embarrassed that you can't speak when chatting with girls. ”
"Well, I don't think I'll be embarrassed, at most, I just can't find a topic and don't know what to talk about."
"That's what I'm going to say is how to find a topic, because for men, it's easy to pretend, you can pretend to be very mature, you can pretend to be very humorous, but girls can't, it's hard for them to hide themselves, it's hard to deal with topics they hate, if the judgment is not accurate, it will be perfunctory to you, or it will end the chat directly and will not want to talk to you again. So I basically divide girls into 4 types.
01
Quieter girls
You can't talk to her about boring and nonsensical topics, you have to choose more literary events to talk about. Think about movies, books, or memories. You are the leader in this kind of chat, she doesn't talk much, but she will still follow your thinking quietly, and have a very peaceful impression of you.
02
Lively girl
It is necessary to change the way, because it is certain that she will talk more than you, you have to reduce the amount of your speech, so that she is very cheerful, and in your few words must be concise and to the point, so that the girl not only feels that she is very happy, but also has your approval, and from time to time humor will let him know that you are a sharp mind.
03
Some girls who feel very timid
All you have to do is to put your smart, lively expression to the fullest. Because she is still in a very weak state of mind, and your liveliness and even naivety will make him feel a feeling of being flattered, and his self-confidence will come up, then she will feel that you are the source of self-confidence in the future.
04
Mature girls
The hardest thing to do is mature girls, who can be very materialistic if they don't speak well. What you do doesn't have much effect on her, so in this case, you simply show your toughness and maturity, and you can criticize her appropriately, maybe she will understand and have a sense of worship for you, then you are a real pickle master. ”
After hearing this, Joe said helplessly, "I also know this, but I am still a little ignorant when I really meet it." ”
"Then you can wait for the girls to find a topic first."
"Is that okay?"
"Why not, if that girl also has a crush on you, then it's likely to be the initiator of the topic when the two of you chat. Of course, at this time, it is best to tell her your worries, so that you can show that you value her. ”
Qiao looked at what Li Zhixian said seriously, and did not foresee that Li Zhixian had dug a pit for him for the time being.
Li Zhixian was happy in his heart, sample, do you think I won't be able to ask if I don't say it? Naive. "Well, let's practice it."
"Ahem." Li Zhixian quickly got into the groove, "What's wrong with you today?" Looks like something is on the mind. ”
Qiao sighed, then reached out and grabbed Li Zhixian's hand and held it in the palm of his hand, looking at Li Zhixian with a sincere expression. "Jihyun, you know, there's one thing I've always kept in my heart."
Li Zhixian was also taken aback by Qiao's arrest, and just wanted to break free, but suddenly listened to Qiao's words and thought that Qiao had taken the bait, so he pretended to be affectionate, "Okay, I'll listen." ”
"Hmm." Joe nodded gratefully, "Listen to me, I only want to do one thing right now." I hope you don't blame me. ”
"Nani? …… Yikes!! You bastard, let go of me!! ”
"Passive!!" Qiao tightly controlled Li Zhixian's hand, and then took out the rope prepared in advance from behind to tie Li Zhixian's feet and hands.
Li Zhixian was shocked and scared, thinking that Qiao was going to do something wrong to himself, "What are you and the bastard going to do!" Don't come here, I'll call if you come again! ”
"Call, call. It's useless to scream throat cut. ”
"Save ...... Whining. Li Zhixian had just shouted a word, and Qiao tied Li Zhixian's mouth with a strip of cloth.
Li Zhixian looked at Qiao viciously, and his mouth was still whining.
"Hahaha!!" Joe is happy now. "I've waited too long for a moment. Tell you to pit me. Don't think I'm low EQ and low IQ. From what you said at the beginning, I knew the little ninety-nine in your heart when you were in class. If it weren't for your contract, it would have been to help me. ”
"Humph!" Qiao couldn't help but snort coldly, "This time it's a small punishment." Don't think you're smart and keep trying to fix people. ”
As he spoke, Joe reached into Lee Ji-hyun's pocket and took out the key to Lee Ji-hyun's room. Of course, Lee Ji-hyun resisted, but it was useless. Joe had let her do this before, but this time Joe was really angry, first cheating people, and then insulting IQ "classes". Qiao felt that he was too polite before, and Li Jixian thought he was a bully.
What did Joe do with the key, he just wanted to go to Lee Ji-hyun's house to get the contract back. That contract was too pitiful, and I didn't know if I had fallen for any evil idea and signed it without thinking about it.
But what made Joe feel depressed was that he searched for a while, but he didn't even find a shadow. Even the piece of underwear Qiao was cheeky and didn't find it.
However, at this time, Joe felt a chill coming from behind him.
At this moment, there was a gust of wind in his ears, and Joe immediately squatted down. Dodged the fatal blow.
When I looked up, it turned out to be Lee Ji-hyun coming over with a baseball bat.
"Yikes!! Since you feel tied to me!! Look at the hit!! Saying that, Lee Ji-hyun took a baseball bat and attacked Joe.
"When!!"
Joe only felt dizzy, and then a scarlet appeared in his vision. In the blurred vision, Lee Ji-hyun looked very frightened, and the baseball bat in his hand was also lost. The next thing I saw was completely black.
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