In the Internet era, there are still many foreigners who view Huaxia like this: they are not clothed and hungry; I can't even afford to eat tea eggs. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Why?

First of all, no matter which country's media reports foreign news, it must be said in the bad way, otherwise how can it make the domestic audience happy?

Then, some so-called cultural people in our country, in order to please foreigners, are also shameless kneeling and licking themselves. All works that have won literary awards or film and television awards abroad have almost all shaped our country very hard.

But none of this matters.

We were hacked out of the air, all because of a wall. Protector Artifact...... Network walls.

In the early years, it was completely impossible to connect with foreign networks; In recent years, it has been able to open the external network, but the speed is comparable to that of a turtle crawling.

The same is true for foreigners visiting the China Network.

Then, if the ghost guy wants to know Huaguo from the Internet, he can only look at the self-black culture of "rushing out of the country". It's not surprising that we can't afford to eat tea eggs.

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The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but no internet!

Although Hong Kong has returned to the embrace of the motherland, the Internet has not been connected. Young people in Hong Kong who rely on the Internet to survive are naturally not Ha Hua Entertainment, Ha Han Entertainment.

South Korea's No. 1 girl group Girls' Generation landed in Hong Kong for the first time to start a tour, so the tickets are still going crazy?

If a few more girls are engaged in a book signing, then no matter how exaggerated the scene is, it is reasonable.

"Sika, what's wrong?" Yuri motioned for the staff to pause, and then handed Jessica a bottle of water, "I haven't seen you in a daze for a long time, do you want to rest for a while?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just that seeing a back feels like an acquaintance." Jessica shook her head, "But it's not possible. ”

"I'm really convinced of you, and you can get distracted by your signature." Yuri also unscrewed a bottle of water and took the opportunity to take a breath, "Hey, my hand is about to be broken." It's all because of that bastard who took pictures secretly that I was punished by the company for coming here to hold a book signing. If you let me know who he is, I won't let him go! ”

Jessica sighed helplessly, you better don't know. Fighting with him, ten yuri is not enough. "Maybe it was taken secretly by Ye-jin's predecessor's illegitimate dinner. There's no point in pursuing this, there have never been celebrities and fans who can't get by. ”

"Nope. There is a precedent, Lin Dong has beaten fans, and he has beaten dozens of them one by one, and he is handsome. "Yuri is addicted to sports, and he worships the strong the most, "Sika, you should know him very well, can you introduce me to him?" I heard that he has a new movie to start filming recently. ”

Jessica didn't think about it, shook her hands and shook her head frantically, "I don't know him well, just like the company said: he's my dad's friend, and he's similar to Gary Oba." ”

I fell into that pit. It's hard to climb up, Jessica really doesn't want her sisters to repeat the mistakes of the past and can't afford to provoke them, so let's stay away. "I'm almost done, let's work."

"Yes, there are only two people signing, when is it a head?" Yuri rubbed her wrist and smacked her mouth, "It's not righteous to go out alone." ”

"She reported to the company to go back to the United States to visit relatives, and she secretly came to Hong Kong, and it was over when she showed up."

"Alas~~ It's good to have a boyfriend."

"Say no more, work." Jessica put down the water bottle and picked up the jack-weight pen again.

"Kangsang Smecta, I wish you all the best in your work and a happy life!"

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"Oppa, why are you walking so fast?" Hani looked back three times and watched the girls' generation poster get smaller and smaller, and was unhappy again.

Lin Dong used his family heirloom to learn from his family, and unceremoniously knocked on the girl's head with a brain jump.

"You're about to make your debut, and you'll be enemies with the Big Boss Girlhood in the future. Watching their concert is an act of the enemy. ”

Hani, as a high-IQ beautiful girl, has always been unconvinced, "This is not a rival!" Concert tickets are fixed, and if I go to see it, there is one other fan who can't go. This is an invisible weakening of Girls' Generation. ”

Raise the bar once or twice, which is quite cute and interesting; If you always raise the bar, it's a little annoying.

Lin Dong's head hurts, rubbing his temples, and he uses the above board again, "They are just signing sales, and I don't know when the official concert will be." And the money for a concert ticket is enough to buy tickets for major tourist spots in Hong Kong. Which do you choose? ”

To hell with girls' generation. Hani made a decision in an instant, "I'm going to go to Ocean Park to see the giant pandas, Jiajia is the world's longest-lived giant panda, equivalent to more than 100 years old for humans......"

"Heh, your textbook says: the ancestral home of the giant panda is South Korea. Why haven't you seen a giant panda? "Returning the other way to the other, Lin Dong complained.

"Oppa, don't make a fuss. I am a high-level intellectual who has come to China to study, and I will never believe those nonsense. Hani's purse was not plump, so he had to bow to the evil forces, "Let's go to Ocean Park." Shall I give oppa a massage tonight? ”

"With or without special services?"

"Yah

……

Hong Kong tourist attractions are very famous, and naturally, there is a crowd of people, and all kinds of passers-by rush to even take a photo.

Is this looking at people, or is it looking at the scenery?

Lin Dong actually didn't like this kind of tourism at all; He likes the undeveloped ecology of "The Law of the Jungle", which is natural and environmentally friendly, and relaxed.

However, being idle is also idle, and if you don't look at it, you don't look at it.

Just one fight, and you become a suspect. In the state of being released on bail pending trial, he can't go anywhere.

Lin Dong was a little frustrated, and he relied on Kakao for his career; In China, it is a pure domestic sling wire.

Donnie Yen, the anti-bone boy, dared to frame Brother Dong, and the old pervert of Hong Ye dared to beat Brother Dong's woman.

All kinds of unsatisfactory are not cool at all, not rigid at all.

There is no such unscrupulous exhilaration in Seoul at all, grass mud horses!

"Oppa, you're in a daze again. Is it because you are afraid of heights? Hani smiled happily.

"I'm afraid of your sister ~ high your sister ~ " Lin Dong looked at the ground that was getting smaller and smaller, he was not afraid of heights, but he was a little timid. What about a good marine park? Why is there a hot air balloon project, this is all played to the sky.

"I don't have a sister, I only have a younger brother~~"

"Your sister." Lin Dong was furious, hugged Hani, and directly pushed back her various unconvincing complaints with his mouth.

Ocean Park, overlooking the southern tip of Hong Kong, offers superb views and a vibrant atmosphere.

Young men and women kissed each other affectionately, and there were even special staff members who took pictures of them, which was very romantic.

The occasional daring coward Hani is at a loss for what to do, is this the first kiss?

I want to resist, but I can't resist, maybe it's because I'm in the clouds, that's why I'm like this. Hani gave herself the perfect excuse.

Hot air balloon landing, down to earth. Women's anti-wolf technique's flirting legs!

The movements were very standardized and perfect, but his thighs were sandwiched between Lin Dong's legs and he couldn't move.

"Let go of me, help~~"

While Lin Dong clamped Hani's thigh, he reached out and patted her face, "Fight with me, you are still tender." Admit defeat or not? ”

"You, you," the first kiss was snatched away, and the thighs were clamped, but Hani couldn't do anything, "You're amazing, okay." ”

"Uh-huh. Let's go, there are many more projects in Ocean Park that you won't see in Korea. The unhappiness in Lin Dong's heart was finally alleviated, "And there are even more exciting evenings." ”

"At night? More exciting? Hani couldn't help but think of the massage she had just promised, "I don't want it!" ”

"I can't help you, ahhaha~~"

(To be continued.) )