Chapter Twenty-Nine: Selling Teammates
After talking about things that are easy to hurt feelings, go back to the song itself. Kim Jong Kook is indeed a respectful and feared figure, but it is really too much, "Lin Dong, you sing it first." Just as a sample, let me see how the original creator acted. β
"Ahem, ahem!" A certain comic composer was so frightened that he almost coughed up his lungs. "I'm not good, I'm not a professional singer."
"Less nonsense? Hurry up, don't sing again, just call those women to come in and clean you up. I'm afraid many people want to hear you sing," Kim Jong Kook actually has such a dark side.
Lin Dong's eyes were dark, the tiger was already difficult to deal with, if this tiger still learned the cunning of a fox. This world still doesn't let honest young people live a good life?
"Do you play guitar accompaniment? I can't do it if I sing a cappella, and I can't even grasp the beat. "The melody of "my-destiny", Lin Dong is too familiar to be more familiar, the TV series "Star You" has been popular for more than half a year, and the theme song was broadcast every day in the gym before. It's just that he is an amateur after all, and if he sings completely, he will inevitably be a little unconfident.
β3οΌ2οΌ1οΌgoοΌβ Kim Jong Kook is not very good at other musical instruments, but he really has a few brushes to play the guitar. When he first debuted in the 90s, the guitar was simply a symbol of musicians, and he was embarrassed to say that he was a singer if he didn't take the guitar on stage.
"I, if I can be allowed again;
If I could see you again;
β¦β¦
Youβare-my-destiny
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My destiny calls to you. β
Lin Dong sang very intently, although he has been single for two lifetimes, it does not hinder the outward appearance of love. Singing such a sad love song, single Wang can also deduce that kind of sincere feelings.
"Bang Bang!"
Of course, it is impossible for a wooden man like Kim Jong Kook to be so popular, and it was three women who came in without knowing when.
Lin Dong was dumbfounded, why did he have three more unplanned listeners? "Why did you get in?"
"Uncle texted us in." Soya has no pressure at all to sell her teammates, and Kim Jong Kook, who is afraid of women, can't do anything about her.
Lin Dong is full of black lines, where is this still a tiger, it is simply the reincarnation of a black fox. "Brother Zhong Guo!"
"Ahem. sings very well, except that the Korean pronunciation is not too standard, and the ventilation sound is too loud, there are no too obvious flaws, and the emotional investment is enough. After later corrections, it can be comparable to professional singers. Kim Jong Kook diverted the topic seriously, as if he had never done anything to sell his teammates.
"That's right, Lin Dong oppa, I didn't think you knew a lot of things. Is there anything else you wouldn't? "IU is more interested in this OPPA who I just met, I can be a VJ, I can write songs, and it's not bad to sing. And I heard that he also has the ability to lose weight and massage.
"Alright, stop kidding. Amateur is always amateur, and it is difficult to solve the problem of ventilation sound alone, and many famous singers are planted in the problem of ventilation sound in the singing scene. "The studio version can also be repaired, and singing live is the real strength of a singer, Lin Dong is at most at the level of KTV passers-by.
"Just remember to owe me a song, it can't be worse than this one." Liu Renna, who has always had a strong ability to grab lines, was a little silent, but just squeezed out such a sentence.
But Lin Dong has already been thundered, the quality of "My-Destiny"? Is it easy to figure out? There are a lot of saliva songs that can sell well, but there are really not many high-quality songs.
"That's it for today, I'll go home first." Kim Jong Kook's home is not here, there are three holes of cunning rabbits, and it is estimated that there are more nests of big stars than rabbits. At least there are several nests in Kim Jong Kook, and the one that is the deepest hidden is not even known to Soya, who is a family member.
The way to go to bed early and get up early to maintain health, a man who aspires to live to be 200 years old is of course very obedient, so the night shooting of "RM" tortured him so miserably, and even the problem of biological clock disorder came out.
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As soon as Kim Jong Kook left, Lin Dong would inevitably have a big head. Facing three women alone, the picture is very beautiful, but not everyone can hold the scene.
"Oppa, do you know how to lose weight?" Losing weight is a woman's lifelong career, and although soya is not fat, she is also very attentive, and today is the opportunity to interrogate it.
That kind of qigong massage can promote metabolism, and theoretically does have a weight loss effect. After all, the principle of exercise to lose weight is actually to rely on aerobic exercise to increase metabolism.
But none of the three women on the scene could be provoked by him. Soya protected by the tiger country; Ren Na, who is acting with her life and can't hide herself; There is also an underage girl IU. This massage massage or something, in case it gets hot, Lin Dongke will have fun.
"That, this, massage is just used to relax the muscles and relieve fatigue. How is it possible to have a weight loss effect. β
Amateur acting skills, how can he escape the sharp eyes of "cheating paper" Ren Na. "Edit, then edit. In that case, does that mean you can lose weight? β
Liu Renna raised her thin arms and legs, looked at it, and touched her small waist again, and the only places that could be reduced were the few pieces of good meat in the front and back. Unless she's insane, she has to lose the signs of these women. It's none of my business, and I don't know what Lin Dong's lies are for?
Geckos have broken their tails and selling their teammates is a clever means of self-preservation. was sold by Kim Jong Kook today, and now Lin Dong is ready to return it to the other side in his own way. "Soya, do you want an aunt?"
"Auntie?" Soya thought that she had misheard, talking about the topic of weight loss, how could God turn to such a major event as her aunt who broke through the sky.
"Yes, find a tigress for Brother Zhong Guo." Lin Dong has no pressure at all, Kim Jong Kook was born in 76 and is now 34 years old, so finding a partner for him is still helping him.
"Oh?" Multiply by three, gossip is an attribute that women are born with. This kind of exciting thing really completely put aside the topic of weight loss.
"I want to hear about it." That's what family Soya said.
"Is it Lee Hyori?" Singer IU asked, Lee Hyori is the queen of the previous generation of SOLO.
"Is it Yoon Eun-hye?" Actor Ren Na asked, the two are about to collaborate on a movie "My Little Black Dress", the contract has been signed, and the bee director of YG Company can't hold it back if he wants to.
Successfully diverting the attention of several women, Lin Dong was not in a hurry, ran to the dining table and drank a glass of soju beautifully, and "made" it.
The skillful "work" is called showmanship, and the unskilled "work" is called death. The comic man who has not been in contact with the entertainment industry for a long time obviously does not have the ability to put on a show, so he can only die.
Soya took out the phone, "Uncle, Lin Dong oppa just said that he wanted to give you ......"
Lin Dong didn't grab the phone, just nodded vigorously, and almost scratched his mouth. Soya's trick of pretending to make a phone call has been used badly, but it has been tried and tested.
"Stupid, stupid, stupid." Lin Dong pointed to the three women and installed the titles one by one. "Lee Hyo-ri and Yoon Eun-hye, the two so-called gossip girlfriends, know that it is impossible to do things with their butts."
"Why?" The stupid trio really has a tacit understanding, and they all ask the same thing.
"How many years has it been? If it could have been done, it would have been put together a long time ago. Do you still need us to worry about it? β
Lin Dong sighed for no reason, and he had the impression that Kim Jong Kook seemed to be the rhythm of being single Wang all his life. It's really good to treat Tiger Guoer as a buddy, but it is estimated that being a boyfriend is enough, stubborn, more serious in everything, and the ambition to live to be 200 years old. I'm afraid not ordinary women can bear it.
Soya definitely understands this aspect, "This is indeed the truth, thank you for your guidance." Is there a solution? β
Soya is funny, making some inappropriate tones, and Lin Dong is also happy to play with it. Tease is more fun than children.
"Do you know that OPPA has what it takes? Do you dare to call and threaten? β
"Don't blame the master, don't dare anymore."
"This shoulder is a little sore." Lin Dong had to inch in, he was bullied too much by Soya, and finally found an opportunity to take revenge.
Hearing this, Soya gritted her teeth and became a little girl who beat her back. Kim Jong Kook's marriage has long become the number one case in the family, if soya is allowed to solve it, then eating and drinking spicy food is just around the corner, and yesterday crashed a broken Hyundai, it depends on this time to change the car.
Liu Renna and IU glanced at each other, stared at the funny woman for a while, and said in their hearts: These two people can't be sick, why did the painting style change so quickly.
Neuropathy Lin Dong was almost playing, and then said: "I will be so obedient in the future, you know?" If you dare to threaten me and tease me again, next time it will not be to solve your uncle's problem, but to marry you off, and ask you if you are afraid? oppa's clever plan to calm the world, I used to just disdain to worry about your little girl. β
Soya, who was just twenty years old, was obviously very afraid of marrying three words, and she hadn't had enough of it. Busy to show loyalty, "Yes, yes, Lin Dong oppa is mighty, Lin Dong oppa domineering." β
"Alright, let's get down to business." Professional actor Liu Renna really can't stand it, this funny short drama is not funny at all.
Lin Dong touched his nose, "Actually, there is a very suitable candidate, you have all seen it." β
"If you sell Guanzi again, believe it or not, I'll call Kim Jong Kook directly." The wicked have their own wicked grinding, and Liu Renna is obviously more ferocious than Lin Dong.
"It's Sister Li Zhen. Born in 80, 4 years younger than Brother Zhong Guo, he has been on a blind date many times, and the whole crew of "Heroes and Heroes" knows the idea of hating to marry. Li Zhen is beautiful, gentle and weak, and she is just right and soft to complement Brother Zhong Guo. Even Lin Dong was amazed by his idea, it was really a genius idea, there was absolutely no better way to repay Kim Jong Kook's emotional problems.
"There's a play! The master taught me. "As a family member, Soya knows Kim Jong Kook best, and it's really reliable when you think about it.
"How?" IU people are small and delicate, and when they chatted last night, they were already moved by Li Zhen's story, and now they are very attentive.
"Yoon Eun-hye, Lee Hyori, who had an affair with Brother Chung Kook. One is the "X-Man" period, and the other is "The Birth of a Family". This shows that Zhong Guoge is really not good at communicating, and can only be contacted through the show. Let's get Sister Li Zhen to star in "RM" once, pair the two, and it's half the success at the beginning. β
This is Lin Dong's scandal publicity plan, but it was originally not limited to the heroine. Later, the more I thought about it, the more reliable I became, and I wanted to completely put Li Zhen in the position of a tigress.
"Master, the number one thing for our Jin family depends on you. Serve tea and pour water, wash and fold quilts, despite the command. Soya automatically ran behind Lin Dong and beat his back.
"If you want to play pink line on the show, you have to assist to cooperate, so there is a key figure in this matter, Liu Zaishi. Which of you is familiar with him? Lin Dong's plan can be to promote the new song on "RM", and Liu Dashen can't be bypassed.
"I've had dinner with my uncle and Uncle Zai Shi a few times, as well as his personal phone number." Soya sees the light of day to solve the problem, and there is no need to doubt it at all in terms of positivity.
"That's all in place. Go to bed early. β
Lin Dong smeared oil on the soles of his feet, fooling a few women for so long, if they came back to their senses and asked about weight loss or something, it would be dead.
"IU, remember to take the song "Good Day" on the table back to the company and help me get a good price."
Lin Dong walked to the door before turning around and saying. Leave the third daughter with a back that fled in the wilderness.