Chapter 73: Contract Lover
"So you don't think you can communicate with girls?" Li Zhixian analyzed this Qiao's situation while drinking porridge.
Joe thought for a moment and said, "No, I'm still fine with communicating like a friend." If I wanted to go deeper, I wouldn't. ”
Li Zhixian looked at Qiao's embarrassed appearance and couldn't help laughing, "Haha, I'm deflated, I know that my emotional intelligence is low." ”
Li Jixian's words made Joe unable to refute, he really didn't know anything about picking up girls.
Li Zhixian shook his eyes, as if he thought of something, "Hey, do you want me to help you." Take your emotional intelligence up the next level. ”
Joe asked suspiciously, "Are you okay?" ”
"Why not, I've eaten two more years than you, no problem."
"Uh...... Let's talk about it first. ”
Li Zhixian suddenly sat next to Qiao and said with a smile, "You soak me." ”
"What!!" Joe was so frightened that he stood up.
Li Zhixian said very calmly, "Look at your nervous look, I haven't finished talking yet." Of course not I really let you pursue it. ”
Joe couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief after hearing this, "You can't help but go around the bend and scare people to death." ”
"Shut up!! Listen to me. ”
"Well, I know, you can say it."
Then Li Zhixian said seriously, "You can treat me as the girl you like, and then pursue me." ”
"Wait, what's the difference between that and pursuing you? -_-||”
"Of course, you just think I'm that girl, but I'm not. In fact, what I mean is very simple, that is, practice produces talents. You haven't tried to pursue girls, how can you have experience. ”
Joe was stunned for a moment, feeling quite reasonable. The two lives and Qiao didn't even have a girlfriend, and he couldn't blame him for his low emotional intelligence, "And then?" ”
"No then, uh...... I'm not going to like you anyway. Just to give you a practice. If you think about it, you can handle a girl as difficult as me, and the rest will fall into place. ”
Joe nodded after hearing this, this is no loss for both of them, and he really wants to train, how to deal with girls, otherwise the two of them will be embarrassed together. Since Li Zhixian said that he wanted to be a guinea pig in truth, then Qiao didn't think it was anything. "Yes, yes. It's not bad to practice love. ”
At this time, the corners of Li Zhixian's mouth curled up slightly. But it quickly disappeared, and then it was natural to say, "I'm going to give you a score every day to test your training results." As long as you don't meet the standard for a day, give me some gadgets one day. As he spoke, Li Zhixian's right thumb and index finger rubbed lightly a few times.
This is always the international sign language that everyone can understand, how could Joe not know, "No, this still has to be paid!" ”
"Of course!! Money or anything is a trivial matter, the main thing is to put pressure on you and spur you on. Besides, you don't lack that little money. ”
Joe thought about it, it shouldn't take too much money. Lee Ji-hyun doesn't look like the kind of money-hungry person either. "Okay, are you sure it works?"
Li Zhixian patted his chest and said, "Of course, I am a woman, and I must know more about women than you." Rest assured, I'm here. ”
Joe hesitated for a while and agreed, "Okay, let's try this method first." ”
Li Zhixian said at this time, "Hehe, then bring a pen and paper." ”
"Oh." Joe obediently went to get a pen and paper. "Why do you want this?"
"You wait." Lee Ji-hyun took the pen and wrote it on paper.
Joe was confused, so he leaned over his avatar to peek. But at this time, he met Li Zhixian's sharp eyes.
"What do you want to do!!"
Joe immediately retracted his head, "No, no. ”
After a while, Li Zhixian stopped writing, "OK, it's done." You sign it. ”
"Sign? What do you sign? ”
"To prevent you from breaking the contract, this is our contract."
Joe was speechless, "Do you just trust me so much?" ”
"It's not just in case. You can take a look first. ”
Joe took the "contract" and felt a pang in his heart, this was probably the most sloppy contract he had ever seen. And it's all written in Korean, and he can read the 100 written in Arabic numerals, and there is a 10 at the end, and he can't read anything else.
"You're not trying to trick me, are you, it's all Korean. I don't understand. ”
Li Zhixian patted Qiao's shoulder, and then said earnestly, "Don't worry, I'm all for your good." And this contract is a very big burden for me. ”
"Really?"
"It's more real than diamonds, lie to your death~ the whole family. Hurry up and sign up. ”
Li Zhixian actually made such a vicious oath, it seems that it should not be too bad. That's 100 or maybe 100 dollars.
Qiao was about to sign it, but at this time, he suddenly remembered the scene where Huang Shiren forced Yang Bailao to sign and sell ~ the deed in a famous movie of the Celestial Empire "The White-Haired Girl".
The point is to look at Lee Ji-hyun's face, as if he was about to fall into my bowl. Unconsciously the miserable sound of the erhu lingers in the voice-over.
"Well, we don't have to." Joe managed to refuse to sign
"Do you want to be a person with the same IQ as the EQ!! Think about what kind of love your anxious lover will make you miss. Now you can become a new generation of love saints ...... just by signing it."
"Stop!! Lee Ji-hyun: When did you blow like this? I'm starting to doubt the authenticity of this contract. ”
Li Zhixian glared, okay, if the soft one doesn't work, the hard one will come.
"Oba~ It's time to sign it~*^o^*"
Depend on!! It's all evil again!! Joe has no resistance to Lee Ji Hyun's coquettishness and cuteness at all. The feeling of not being able to do it when I hear it is too uncomfortable.
"Okay, I'll sign it!" Joe took 10,000 damage and signed the contract.
When Joe finished signing, Li Zhixian's eyes lit up, and he immediately beat the contract with lightning speed.
After Li Zhixian took the contract, he saw that Qiao did sign his name on the contract, and he was so happy. "Hahaha!!"
Qiao heard Li Zhixian's demonic laughter, and his heart chuckled, "What are you laughing at?" ”
"No, hehehe."
"Still laughing!! Oops, there's something wrong with that contract!! Joe immediately went over and grabbed the contract.
Li Zhixian was small, and his body squatted and flashed directly past Qiao. Joe slammed his nose straight into the wall.
"Oops, it hurts!!" Joe did touch his nose on the ground. He looked at Li Zhixian's smug look, and he was very unhappy, "You actually lied to me!" ”
"Nope." Li Zhixian put on a "naïve and pure" look and said, "I said that I won't pit you, I won't pit you, I'm all for your good." ”
"Cut, I can't. Then what do you mean by those 100 and those 10!! ”
"Hey, okay (∩_∩), I'll translate it for you. Forget it, to make a long story short, that is, if you don't meet my requirements, you have to give me $1 million a day. ”
"Poof!! $1,000,000!! You're not praising me!! Joe was directly furious, "No, this doesn't count!" ”
"You're going to break the contract? OK. ”
"Nani?" Joe wondered, how could Lee Ji-hyun agree so refreshedly.
"Oh, I forgot to tell you that 10 means that if you break the contract, you have to give me a billion dollars at once. Are you going to break the contract? ”
"You!! You're going to rob a bank!! "A billion dollars, 10 million Joe don't have it right now.
Li Zhixian still smiled harmlessly and said, "No, it's more profitable than robbing a bank." ”
"You!! Didn't you say that your burden was greater? How can you be burdened!? ”
"Who said I didn't, all of a sudden I had 1 billion dollars, how should I spend it!! You say I'm not burdened. ”
It seems that Li Zhixian has settled on himself, Qiao regrets it now, why was he deceived by Li Zhixian's innocent appearance, I knew that it would be good to have a hundred ~ degrees.
Seeing Qiao's deflated appearance, Li Zhixian was very happy, but he just shook Qiao. Lee Ji-hyun won't go too far. "You don't want to do that, I'm also for your good. If you think about it, as long as you meet my standards, you don't have to give me money. Well, people are motivated when they are under pressure. ”
That's all there is to it, and Joe said helplessly, "Okay." "I'm going to get it back one day.
Seeing Qiao nodding, Li Zhixian smiled and said, "Okay, the contract will take effect now." By the way, you actually yelled at me just now, and one point will be deducted!! ”
"No, it's going to deduct points!! Li Jixian, you are too unreasonable!! ”
"It's a woman's nature to be unreasonable, and you have a lot to learn, boy. You scolded me again just now, and you deducted one more point. ”
Nima, just like that, after a while, the points were deducted again. Qiao was unwilling, but looking at the contract in Li Zhixian's hand, he had to bow his head, there was no way, the handle was in the hands of others.
"And how many points do I have?"
"100 points."
100 points, well, fortunately, only two points were deducted, and there are 98 points, it seems that there is no need to give money.
"Oh, yes." Lee Ji-hyun suddenly said, "My standard score is 100 points. So you already owe me $1 million. Whether you want to pay in cash or by card, you can also pay an IOU. ”
Joe's heart was suffering 1 million points of damage at this time. It was as if he saw a stack of thick knives flying away with wings.
Lee Ji-hyun!! This is Lee Se-in!!
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