"I'm rubbing, this Nima is the cannon of the world?"

Lin Xiaodan looked at a very thick iron bucket in surprise on two pieces of bluestone, this shape is too retro.

"Isn't it incredible? But don't worry! Absolutely! ”

Zhuge vicissitudes wiped the edge of the barrel of this cannon with a piece of cloth, and it didn't matter if it was wiped, but a lot of black cannon fodder was wiped out.

The human cannon completely frightened Lin Xiaodan, and on the way to see the human cannon, he always felt that this human cannon should be like the machine qì cannon in Japanese anime, full of high technology.

Even if it's not that kind of high-tech machine, no matter what, it's like a cannon in the military, Nima, the whole two big bluestones set up a black iron bucket, which can be teleported? It's funny.

Lin Xiaodan looked at the cannon with doubts.

"Do you want to get into this black iron bucket? I have a lot of black cannon fodder inside! ”

"Men, you should be brave, aren't you cannon fodder!"

Zhuge didn't look back, and slammed into the big iron bucket, rubbing the cannon fodder inside clean with his own clothes.

"Okay, not now, but I'm going to change my clothes and go again!"

Lin Xiaodan saw the black man in front of him, and had to give him a thumbs up.

After Zhuge changed his clothes, he walked in front of the cannon again.

He stood in front of the computer connected to the human cannon and tapped the keyboard a few times.

I only heard a lady's voice coming from the computer.

"The coordinates of Erdaogou Primary School you set have been completed!"

Holy, this is about to go?

Lin Xiaodan was a little confused, he was very worried that there would be an accident in this iron bucket.

"Don't worry, since I have promised Secretary General Xiaoice to be your bodyguard, I will not let you be in danger!" The cannon is already in the warm-up phase, and in another minute he will be counting down! ”

Zhuge vicissitudes jumped and jumped into the black iron bucket.

"Little egg, come here!"

Lin Xiaodan looked at this iron bucket, and it could probably fit one person.

At this time, the countdown of the human cannon began, and I saw the red light next to it turn on, and a loud sound pierced the sky.

"The first level of human cannon preparation!"

The barrel of the cannon began to aim at the roof, which had a large hole at some point.

Lin Xiaodan saw the blue sky outside from this big hole.

"The second level of the human cannon is ready!"

Lin Xiaodan saw that it was about to be launched, so he hurriedly got into the big black iron bucket, curled up in a ball, and just happened to get in.

"The third level of the human cannon is ready! Put! ”

I saw that the big black iron bucket spewed out a colorful smoke, and the smoke disappeared into the sky in an instant.

It turns out that the principle of this human cannon is that as soon as a person enters, it will use the four-dimensional code to transform the human body into an orderly array of color block molecules when it is fired.

These color block molecules can move at the speed of light in the air, and according to the prescribed line, they can reach the specified coordinates in an instant.

The arriving block molecules will be recombined to form an intact person!

It's just that this cannon has a drawback every time it is fired.

That is!

"! Where's my clothes! What's wrong! ”

At this time, Lin Xiaodan and Zhuge Vicissitudes had safely arrived at the back garden of Erdaogou Primary School, and Lin Xiaodan screamed in fright when he saw his bare little **!

"Little egg, don't shout, fortunately we fell into the garden, I used to ** often fall on the street, I'm not afraid!"

Zhuge Vicissitudes hurriedly covered his life with his hands.

Lin Xiaodan also covered his life, hid in the flowers and looked into the distance, a sign inlaid with gold, only to see five big characters written on it, "Erdaogou Primary School".

"Wow, it's really an aristocratic school."

Lin Xiaodan unconsciously let out a sigh, this has never seen such a tyrant building in the Huaxia Continent.

I saw that there is a towering castle less than a few dozen meters away from this garden, I wonder if you have ever seen Disney's castle? The main building of Erdaogou Elementary School is just like Disney Castle.

The tops of the spires, one after the other, are made of golden marble, shining in the light of the eye, and even the paved road under their feet is trimmed with gold.

A huge pure glass sightseeing elevator moves up and down quickly on the outside of the castle, and there are many elementary school students who are rich and handsome and white.

"What's so nice about that? Let's go, let's find a dress to wear first! ”

Zhuge said in a low voice.

Lin Xiaodan turned his head to look at it and laughed.

It turned out that because of the tall figure of Zhuge Vicissitudes, the flowers here could not cover his nakedness**, half of his ** was exposed in the air, half was hidden under the flowers, and the breeze blew, shivering.

The two of them quickly half-squatted among the flowers and moved quietly, fortunately, it should be during the morning class, and there was no elementary school student in the back garden.

"What to do? Where are we going to find clothes? This earth-shattering cannon is very fast, but Nima got me a **! ”

Lin Xiaodan complained quietly.

"Shhhhhhh First by wearing! ”

At this time, there was a big black girl on a gold coin path in the middle of the flowers, and the little girls must love to visit in this garden!

Although this big black girl looks ugly and has a big skeleton, this dress is an Anima brand pink dress, dazzling!

Zhuge looked like he was about to move, Lin Xiaodan felt strange and hurriedly wanted to hold him down.

It was too late, and Zhuge Cangsang jumped out of the flowers with an arrow step.

The position where he came out was exactly behind the big black girl, so when the big black girl didn't rush to see what the hell was behind, her eyes had been covered by Zhuge vicissitudes.

Lin Xiaodan hid in the flowers and watched the scene in front of him, almost laughing.

A strong man with a bare ass covered his hand with a black, fat girl in a pink dress in front of him.

This big black girl just wanted to scream, but she was covered by Zhuge vicissitudes again.

Luckily, no one came in.

Zhuge Vicissitudes seemed to be very skillful in picking up clothes, and after dividing five by two, he took off the dress outside the big black girl.

The big brunette didn't **, because she was wearing a small pink tank top and black leggings underneath.

Lin Xiaodan watched Zhuge put the dress on his body with his own eyes.

It's not bad, this dress fits well.

Zhuge Vicissitudes turned around in a pink dress and smiled.

"Little girl, don't shout, if you shout again, you'll be stripped of your essence! I'm just going to borrow your clothes to wear for three days, and after three days you're in the garden, and I'll leave your dress in place. ”

Zhuge Vicissitudes said with a righteous face to the big black girl who fell in the corner of the flowers.

The big black girl was so scared that she couldn't speak, she was just taking a walk in the garden, but she didn't expect to meet a tall and mighty ** silver-haired handsome guy who ripped off his dress and wore it on himself!

This is even more exciting than the plot in the TV series! The big black girl suddenly became a nymphomaniac, and looked at the vicissitudes of Zhuge with an ambiguous look.

"You take it, you don't have to return the clothes, remember not to treat people so rudely in the future!"

Zhuge vicissitudes inexplicably glanced at the big black girl who was still shy.

This big black girl didn't get angry, but she blushed, and the corners of her mouth smiled and jumped up and ran towards her dormitory, presumably this big black girl hasn't been liked by boys yet!

Zhuge Vicissitudes wore a dress, stood on the gold coin path, and showed Lin Xiaodan with a satisfied face.

And at this time, Lin Xiaodan was still bare-bottomed and didn't dare to come out of the flowers!