Chapter 0350 Barbecue Attempt
Shangguan Wushuang couldn't find a reason to refuse, so he laughed dryly twice, and could only be together.
This area is basically called the wilderness, and after Mo Yunfan ran out of this house, he found a low dirt bag and threw Shang Kunlun on the ground at the leeward port.
Whoosh ......
Pieces of divine thought flew out and went to collect wood.
To bake such a large carving, a lot of wood is needed.
Soon the wood piled up, and Yu Yiwei and Shangguan Wushuang also came.
Mo Yunfan was dumbfounded and pulled Shangguan Wushuang aside, "What's the matter with you kid?"
"What's going on? She has to come along, what can I do?"
"What are you two muttering?" Yu Yixiu frowned, "The two of you are really full of affection!"
"We never do it!" the two said in unison, their voices high-pitched, to show that they were five good young people.
Yu Yi chuckled slightly, "Look at you guys nervous! By the way, what's in that **** bag?"
"Oh, a boar!" Mo Yunfan quickly picked up the sack. "Prepare a fire first, burn this wood into charcoal, and I'll go and kill this boar and skin it!"
"I'm going to help!" Shangguan Wushuang said hurriedly.
Yu Yiwei giggled, "I still said that there is no reason, I think you two are about to have an adulterous relationship!"
"Little sister, I can warn you, if you ruin my reputation again, I will take you tonight!" Mo Yunfan smiled evilly and threatened.
Shangguan Wushuang said depressedly: "Then who should I marry?"
"Boar!"
"Get out, why don't you die!"
When he arrived in a safer place, Mo Yunfan released Shang Kunlun. After coming out, Shang Kunlun had already turned into a human form, and the rope tied to his mouth naturally failed.
"You two brutes, let me go. Hurry up and save me!"
"I'll go!" Mo Yunfan quickly grabbed a handful of soil and stuffed it into Shang Kunlun's mouth.
Shangguan was in a hurry with his hands, began to take off his shoes, and then took off his stinky socks.
"What the hell is it, plug his mouth first!"
"Poof, woo-woo-woo......"
As soon as Shang Kunlun spit out the mud, the stench was overwhelming, and the stench filled his mouth. He was rolling on the ground with a stinking stinking and kept banging his head against the earth.
Yu Yiwei suddenly heard someone calling her in the distance, her nerves immediately tensed, and she rushed towards Mo Yunfan and them.
At this time, Mo Yunfan had already stuffed Shang Kunlun into a burlap bag and tied his mouth.
"How do I hear someone call my name, shouting for help?"
"You haven't rested well, you're hallucinating. Who is shouting for help here!" Mo Yunfan smiled.
Shangguan Wushuang said: "Miss Yiwei may be that you are too nervous and excited, life is like this, there are passions, and there are joys and sorrows." Adjust your mindset. You see, I wasn't worried that I couldn't find Miss Wan'er's whereabouts before, but now I'm not laughing out loud!"
"If Miss Wan'er knew that you were like this, she would probably be very sad!" Yu Yiwei shook her head, thinking, these two guys, one is more heartless than the other.
"It's been awarded, it's been awarded!" Shangguan Wushuang smiled.
Yu Yiwei was speechless, and pointed to the sack: "It wasn't a big person just now, why did it suddenly become small and slim?"
"Woo woo woo ......" Shang Kunlun struggled desperately, trying to make as much noise as possible.
"I want to see what it looks like, do you have any opinions?" Yu Yiwei looked at the strange expressions of the two, and became more and more suspicious. Android
Mo Yunfan smiled, "It's just a pig demon, you can watch it if you want to!"
Walking forward, Yu Yiwei opened the **** cloth bag, and Shangguan Wushuang turned around and was about to slip.
Seeing Shang Kunlun's two panda eyes and stinky socks stuffed into his mouth, Yu Yiwei was slightly stunned, like a wood carving, stunned in place for two breaths without moving.
"Kunlun, why are you?" Relieved, Yu Yiwei quickly untied him.
Shang Kunlun was free with his hands and feet, pulled the stinky socks out of his mouth, and scolded: "Damn bald head, your socks are so smelly, you can't find a girlfriend like this!"
"Ah...... Hahaha, fortunately, I will be lucky! It's really a big flood rushing to the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't know the family!"
"Ahh
Mo Yunfan's face was innocent, "Yiwei, is this your friend?
"Kunlun, why did you come here?"
Shang Kunlun suppressed his anger and looked at her with affection.
"Yiwei I came all the way to look for you, but I didn't expect you to be abducted by an ugly monster, and I chased after you in anger. Who knew that if you fly, you will be shot down by that hateful bald head!"
Shangguan Wushuang turned around and waved his hand with a smile.
"It's all a misunderstanding, if I knew you were a friend of Miss Yiwei, I wouldn't have shot you if I was killed!"
"Shameless, scum, both of you are!" Shang Kunlun shouted, "You already know, they are going to roast me behind your back, it is estimated that it is cooked, and you can still get a share!"
Yu Yiwei's face was very ugly, and he turned to look at Mo Yunfan.
Mo Yunfan shrugged his shoulders and looked innocent: "I really didn't know he was your friend!
"So, why did you lie to me that I was a boar?"
"You don't know how hateful this guy is, and when he sees me, he calls me ugly. I was so angry that I thought about roasting him and eating him!"
"Sophistry, complete quibble!" Shang Kunlun roared.
Mo Yunfan smiled kindly, "Brother, what are you doing here?"
"Paralyzed, you are the younger brother, and your whole family is the younger brother!"
"Yiwei, look at it, this friend of yours is very unfriendly and personally attacking. My patience is limited!"
"Shang Kunlun can't be like this, I'll ignore you like this again!" Yu Yiwei was very embarrassed.
Shang Kunlun stared at Mo Yunfan with hatred: "What's so good about this ugly monster, you elope with him! I came here to kill him." ”
"Oh...... I see, it seems that there is nothing wrong with me roasting you and eating you. Mo Yunfan shook his head, "Open your panda eyes and take a closer look, where is my brother ugly? You are ugly, you are really blind to your titanium dog eyes!"
"I'm going to kill you!" Shang Kunlun yelled, about to rush forward.
Yu Yiwei pressed him: "Shang Kunlun, you go back, you are not allowed to mess around in the world." ”
"I'm messing around? You were abducted by him and brought to the world, don't you know the consequences for you? If the Divine Emperor knows about this matter, do you still have a life?"
Shang Kunlun's lips were purple, and he really couldn't understand that the guy in front of him with a bad smile had no looks, whether he was talented or not, how could Yiwei take a fancy to him?
"You don't have to worry about my affairs, you go back quickly, and you are not allowed to kill him!"
"No, today with him without me, with me without him, I want to duel with him!" Shang Kunlun shouted.
Mo Yunfan laughed: "Birdman, dare to duel with me." Okay, I promise you a duel. However, seeing that you are injured, now the duel shows that I am bullying you. For the sake of fairness, when you are healed, we will duel again!"
"Ugly monster, if you want to kill you, you don't have to wait for the injury to heal!" Shang Kunlun shouted arrogantly.
Mo Yunfan sneered, "I don't know if I'm dead or alive." Shangguan shamelessly heard that your demon archery bow and ox lend me to use!"
"Ah......" Shang Kunlun hurriedly hid behind Yu Yiwei, "Don't use the demon shooting bow! I admit that I have suffered a loss, so I will wait until I am injured before I duel with you!"