Chapter 39: The Bite of the Hook
Lin Dong ate this meal comfortably, not only because of the free meal, but also because of the twelve agents sitting next to him. ﹎8_﹎>w=w`w·.“ It's just that the word "really doesn't make a mistake."
The twelve female guests of "Heroes and Heroes" are in a variety of postures; The twelve agents are not far behind, they look like horses and pigs, dogs and monkeys, and the twelve zodiac signs are all together, making Lin Dong, a "person", so handsome that he has no friends.
Korean agents are like that, and the first condition for hiring is that they are not obviously handsome.
It is impossible for a male star to hire a handsome agent to steal the camera.
Female celebrities don't mind inviting handsome guys, but the boss who pays the salary does. Especially after Sister Bai was betrayed by her agent's boyfriend and leaked the love video; Companies looking for agents for female celebrities are fireproof, anti-theft, and anti-handsome guys.
Lin Dong is obviously handsome, so distinct and outstanding in the agent pile, like a firefly in the dark.
After the fireflies are satisfied, they float away in style, leaving the legend of Dongge for the twelve zodiac signs to admire.
Xiao IU's monkey-type agent asked very anxiously, "What do you think, recruit such an agent in, aren't you afraid that he will hook T-Ara away?" Don't hurt the innocent and clean up our IU? ”
Park Ji-yeon's pig-shaped agent Park Fat gave the other party a blank look, "If he takes a fancy to IU, it will also be your IU's convincing." That buddy is amazing, "Sunshine Sisters" knows, right? It was he who independently invested in filming, and everyone in the industry knows how much he earns. ”
"Wow, such a young Caijun is simply a golden beetle's son-in-law. It's too awesome for your president to be able to get such a fierce man as an agent, and Kim Kwang-so, the king of fools, really lives up to his reputation. ”
"How can it be called foolishness. The president repeatedly refused, and reluctantly made it difficult for Lin Dong to be an agent. This Lin Dong Xi was originally our T-ara's meal. also arranged the whole group into "Sunshine Sisters", this friendship is really unrefusable. "The pig-type agent Park Fat has his nose facing the sky. _Bar_w·w·w·.· Quite tsundere.
Everyone has a braggart nature hidden in their hearts. It's just that Lin Dong is very wronged, and he has become a tease in other people's bragging. This matter is really unreasonable, with a golden rice bowl to ask for food, the shareholders ran to be temporary workers, and there was no one except Lin Dong.
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Of course, in the world of comics, it always feels bullish.
Lin Dong now feels very good about himself, can be literate and martial, has good looks and strength; Especially under the backdrop of a large number of green leaves around me. The sense of superiority is even more explosive. And there are also benefits of close contact with actresses, and Lin Dong began to like this temporary agent job a little.
"Knock! Knock knock! ……”
Lin Dong, who committed a nymphomaniac, knocked on the door in style, and at the same time turned his body slightly, highlighting the handsome side face that felt good about himself.
"Babble!" The door opened, and a sleepy-eyed little dinosaur came out, and Li Zhien, who was hiding behind him, showed half of his head.
"Azexi, is there something wrong?" The little dinosaur opened its mouth and yawned widely, after a full meal. Drowsiness is thick.
"Nonsense, of course there will be something to ......"
Lin Dongzheng said, suddenly his expression tightened, and he instantly pushed the two girls into the room. Then close the door.
"Badass, what do you want to do?!" IU hid behind the little dinosaur with a vigilant look. Obviously, Lin Dong, who has "amnesia", is classified as a stranger.
"Shh Lin Dong hurriedly motioned for the girls to shut down, and then leaned on the door. Look out through the cat's eye.
The little dinosaur with ADHD and the little goldfish in anger didn't give Lin Dong face at all, and every cell in his body resisted.
"Uncle. What are you doing? ”
"Badass get out of our room!"
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Lin Dong's mind was full of black lines, and he felt that his prestige had been provoked; Evil Xiang was born to the side of the guts, took the two girls into his arms, and covered their mouths one by one, "Don't make noise, don't move, otherwise you will be xx first and then xx!" ”
With fierce eyes, embarrassed beard, and powerful arms, he really looks like a perverted uncle. Ya__文>>8_w-w'w=.· y-a`w-e`n`8-.· com scared the two girls so much that their livers trembled and they didn't dare to act rashly.
In the corridor outside the door, two men in black suits gently touched the room, like professional killers in extreme film and television dramas.
Lin Dong was both excited and worried, after waiting for so many days, the fish finally bit the hook, but the two cute babies in his arms made Lin Dong hesitate. If the other party has a gun, will it hurt the innocent?
"Ji-yeon, as soon as I open the door, you'll pull IU to the ground, got it?" Lin Dong whispered in Park Ji-yeon's ear.
With her mouth covered and her body hugged, Park Ji-yeon was already quite unnatural, and she was suddenly sprayed between her ears and neck by a man's breath; Park Ji-yeon was stunned as if she had been electrocuted.
"Do you hear that? Hey, hello......" Lin Dong confirmed again and again, and even bit Park Ji-yeon's ear slightly, but any response was wooden, unreliable, and quite unreliable.
Lin Dongxi, who was playing the role of a villain, had no choice but to put his mouth to IU's ear and whispered again, "IU, when I open the door, you will press Zhiyan to the ground, you know?" ”
IU is also red-faced, red-eared, goosebumps and other things. It's just that Li Zhien's elementary school teacher commented: I am full of curiosity about adolescence!
With such an evaluation, how can IU students be vain in their reputation? Small man with big heart, red face but red ears but quite calmly nodding his head to say "I understand".
Lin Dong didn't have time to care if the two teases really understood, and the man in the suit outside actually took out the legendary artifact "Anti-Cat's Eye Observation Mirror" and prepared to peek into the room.
"Yah Lin Dong was furious, and just pretended to be handsome and made a side face before he saw the figure at the elevator, if he didn't pretend to be handsome? The consequences are unimaginable, and being peeped at night is really a cup.
The man in the suit was about to approach with an anti-cat's eye, the door was pulled open from the inside, and a fist the size of a casserole was rushed out, and the anti-cat's eye device was suddenly exploded into slag, and the eyes under the instrument also became panda eyes.
"Yikes! Don't move, we're ......"
Before the man in the suit finished speaking, his body flew backwards uncontrollably, and there was a close contact with the wall with a "bang".
The other man in a suit was a little farther away, but he was not affected, and immediately touched his waist, "Lin Dong, don't move!" ”
"I'll take the test!" Lin Dong scolded, and his short body made a side forward roll, running to the opponent's feet, and then there was no more. The man in the suit who tried to dig something out was very serious, his right hand was forcibly broken to 90 degrees, and he was hit by a knee in the chest and abdomen, and he almost vomited blood.
Everything was just lightning and flint, and the two men in suits were already lying on the ground like dead dogs.
People often say that after a long illness, Dong Ge fights a lot, and unconsciously has practiced a very unreasonable hand-to-hand combat skills, and he will drop ten times with one force.
"Daihatsu! Azexi, handsome, hush, hush! Park Ji-yeon jumped out and made a few Chinese kung fu poses to the man in the suit on the ground.
Lin Dong smiled slightly, he had no memory like a plug-in, and now he could only count on the unreliable Jiuyang Divine Skill to eat, "Don't be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend." ”
"Cut!" Multiplied by two, the reactions of the two teases were surprisingly consistent.
Li Zhien also came out of the room, "Don't think that if you fight well, you can act as if nothing happened!" ”
"That's right! Uncle just bit my ear, it's not over! ”
"And what do you want?" Lin Dong searched the man in the suit while perfunctory two funny girls.
"I, I ......"
After grinding for a while, IU didn't think of any way to punish him, let alone the little dinosaur who had always been hands-free.
"Alright, hurry up. Oba apologizes to you for what just happened, I'm sorry. Lin Dong was very routine and apologized very insincerely.
But the two girls were busy waving their hands and shaking their heads, indicating that it was okay.
"That's how it should be, no blame for the past, everyone is good friends, right?" Lin Dong controlled the whole audience like a host.
The two girls also nodded wildly to the face.
Such a friendly and harmonious scene is naturally not because Lin Dong is earth-shattering, but because of the two pistols that have just been found. Whoever carries two pistols and says sorry to others can get a sentence in exchange for a sentence. This is a real world where you look at both your looks and your fists.
"Will you be called Oba or Uncle from now on?" Lin Dong Jedi took the opportunity to solve this historical problem, and it was always Uncle Azexi's screams, which made Lin Dongdong Pai play every minute.
Park Ji-yeon gritted her teeth, and her eyes, mouth, and nose formed a pile of anger again, "Hmph! Two dinosaur roars, "Uncle, don't go too far!" ”
Lin Dong patted the holster of the gun and smiled without saying a word.
"Yes, you wait."
The little dinosaur Park Ji-yeon staggered back to the room, and after a few seconds, it scurried back with a thud.
"Doot toot ......" Park Ji-yeon turned on the phone hands-free, and then "Yo Bo Plug Yo!" Ji-yeon, is there anything to do with Ernie? ”
Park Ji-yeon just looked at Lin Dong with bad intentions, and also smiled without saying a word.
Hearing Li Juli's familiar little milk voice, Lin Dong's heart was rushing, if he loses the game, he will find his parents, the little dinosaur Park Zhiyan xi, you are ruthless.
With his hands folded and his head nodding his head, Lin Dong vividly performed the image of a slave in the mime, and he couldn't be cowardly anymore.
"Ho-ho-ho!" The famous standard dinosaur is called Reappearance Jianghu, and Park Ji-yeon's arrogant little expression is cute, "Ernie, I'm too full to eat, I can't sleep in the afternoon." ”
Lin Dong and IU were suddenly covered with black lines, and they were thundered, how big will Li Juli's psychological shadow area be on the other end of the phone?
Sure enough, after a period of silence, the phone was only left with a busy "doodoo" busy sound. (To be continued.) )