Chapter 0139: The Lord is Stupid
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In the big tent, it was a mess, the king of Zhennan was wearing a piece of red silk, and he was groping forward with his arms outstretched, Dou He never knew why, standing there fixedly, and happened to be grabbed by the king of Zhennan.
I heard the king of Zhennan laughing, ripped off the red silk on his head, and shouted: "I caught you, I caught you, give me candy to eat." ā
As he spoke, a drop of crystal brushed saliva had already dripped down the corner of King Zhennan's mouth.
When Hailan saw it, he hurriedly stepped forward and wiped it for him.
When Dou Heyong saw it, he immediately saluted and said, "Say hello to the king of Zhennan!" ā
But seeing that the king of Zhennan was smirking, he just cared about pulling it into his arms, shouting as he went: "I caught you, take out the sugar, take it out quickly." ā
While dodging, Dou Heyong walked around King Zhennan with a suspicious face, staring at his eyes very intently, only to see that King Zhennan's eyes were as clear and clear as a child, and his eyes were innocent and untainted.
Dou Heyong felt that his scalp was numb for a while, and said in his heart: How did this Zhennan King become a fool? Isn't that troublesome? On this cusp, if I don't handle it well, I'm afraid that disaster will come!
So he hurriedly asked, "Princess Tianyue, what's wrong with King Zhennan?" ā
"Prime Minister Dou, don't you know, a few days ago, the Ziyang Territory and the Hanshan Territory of the Great Cangbu were plundered, and those two lords actually secretly looked for someone. Snatched things back. Unexpectedly, it was Wu Shirong, Uncle Wu Guo, who grabbed things. When the king of Zhennan got the news and rushed to stop it. only to find out that the prince was also there. He was so anxious that he accidentally fell off his horse, and as a result, his head was injured, and he accidentally became like this! ā
Princess Tianyue said, her eyes already filled with tears.
"If that's the case, the princess should go to Shilan City with the king of Zhennan and tell His Majesty the truth!" Dou and Yongjian yƬ road.
"Huh. The prime minister laughed, I don't know which one of the government and the opposition is up, we are two brothers and sisters. It is regarded by some people as a thorn in the flesh, how can there be a chance to speak and justify! In many cases, the conclusion is already there, and all that remains is the sin to be added! Hai Tianyue said. stared at Dou Heyong deadly.
Dou Heyong knew very well what Hai Tianyue was referring to. But he couldn't express his position, so he only smiled awkwardly.
Turning his head, he looked at Hai Tianyi, and said gently: "King Zhennan, come with me to Shilan City, there is a lot of sugar there, you can eat as much as you want." ā
When King Zhennan heard this, he tilted his head and looked at Dou Heyong. Suddenly laughed and said, "You are a fool, how can there be sugar in Shilan City." There are only knives and swords, we have sugar here, this big tent has the best sugar in the world, how can I follow you! ā
Dou Heyong's brows slowly wrinkled, he pulled King Zhennan's hand hard, wanting to drag him out of the big tent and get him to the carriage to take him away, but he didn't expect King Zhennan to sit down, kick and kick up, and shout: "Hailan, kill him for me, this person dares to trespass on my big tent!" ā
When Dou Heyong heard this, cold sweat immediately broke out on his forehead, and he didn't dare to use it anymore.
King Hai Wuji only said that he would summon the king of Zhennan to Shilan City, but he didn't say what he was going to do! Now he really wants to provoke this stupid king of Zhennan, he took a knife and cut himself, and it was also for nothing.
After all, people are royal blood, even if they are not very favored, the power of others is not beyond the reach of a small prime minister.
Besides, who can figure out the king's thoughts, and who can know what he wants to do with the king of Zhennan!
When the salted fish still has to turn over, let alone a big living person, as long as there is still a breath, the future is full of variables.
Dou Heyong's brain turned for a long time, but he still felt that it was good to leave some room for doing things, so he hurriedly said: "How dare Xia Guan trespass into the camp, I will leave, I will leave, you will continue to play, continue to play." ā
As he spoke, he bowed and retreated, and when he walked into the courtyard, he quietly untied a piece of peiyu and let it slide down his robe and fall to the ground.
After Dou Heyong left, there was a moment of silence in the big tent.
Then, Hai Tianyi stood up and said with a smile: "It's too stuffy here, I'm going to go outside!" You are not allowed to follow! ā
After saying that, a man walked unsteadily out of the tent, and the people in the tent were so tired that they let him go like that, and no one followed him to take care of him.
Dou Heyong rode a horse and walked slowly for a while, and suddenly touched the silk silk on his waist and exclaimed in surprise: "Yo, why did this piece of peiyu on my body fall off?" This is a treasure of my family, so you can immediately follow the original path and look for it carefully for me. ā
As he spoke, he commanded the crowd to follow the grass trodden by the horses' hooves, and walked all the way back to the Great Cangbu.
Seeing that he had arrived at the big camp of the Great Cangbu, the jade pendant still hadn't been found, Dou Yonghe couldn't help but be a little anxious, and sighed softly and said: "Even if you want to be scolded by the king of Zhennan, you have to enter the camp again today, this peiyu is lost like this, it's really unwilling!" ā
As he spoke, he walked into the camp first, his eyes wandered, and he saw the king of Zhennan who was squatting on the edge of the camp, and quickly leaned over with a smile on his face, and just walked to the side of the king of Zhennan, he smelled a stench.
Dou Heyong hurriedly stopped, and saw that King Zhennan was holding a piece of **** in his hand, which was stuffed into his mouth, chewing it with relish, and there were still some sticky black and yellow things left on his teeth.
Dou Heyong was nauseated, and he vomited, but at this time, King Zhennan grabbed a piece of **** from the ground and sent it to Dou Heyong, saying, "This is delicious, you can taste it too." ā
Dou Heyong waved his hand again and again: "The lower officials don't dare, the lower officials don't dare." ā
When King Zhennan heard this, his face was dissatisfied, he looked down at the ground, picked up a few sheep dung and sent them to Dou Heyong, and said, "This is also delicious, why don't you try this." ā
Frightened, Dou Heyong hurriedly bowed down and stepped back, just at this moment, Princess Tianyue walked out with a curtain, I don't know what she stepped on, she slipped under her feet and almost fell, she hurriedly looked down, and said in surprise: "Hey, how can there be a piece of Peiyu here!" ā
When Dou Heyong saw it, he hurriedly rushed over, picked it up and saw that it was the peiyu he had just left behind, but let Hai Tianyue step on it so much, the delicate and exquisite carving on the jade pendant had been trampled on, and Dou Heyong grinned in distress.
found what he was looking for, Dou Heyong hurriedly said goodbye, flew on the horse, and galloped all the way, for fear of being caught by Haitian again and forcing him to ****.
Seeing that the group had run away without a trace, Hai Tianyue came to Hai Tianyi's side and called softly: "Brother, don't eat, they have all gone away and will not come back!" ā
Haitian heard this, but suddenly handed the things in his hand to Hai Tianyue, making Hai Tianyue busy and dodging.
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