Chapter 6 Oba, Will You Be My Bodyguard?
The strong shock rod used by the bodyguard is the most advanced electric shock rod, which can make people lose the ability to resist in an instant, and ordinary people will be paralyzed for at least half an hour, even if Xi Yuanbai's body is good, it will take an hour or two to recover.
"Humph! Stinky boy, there are really two hits. The bodyguard muttered, and the two of them put Xi Yuanbai up, but the action was not light at all.
"You guys are light~" Yu Dongling saw the bodyguard sloppy and bumped Xi Yuanbai on the coffee table, and said a little unbearably, and then whispered in Ye Lishi's ear, "Shiye, I don't feel like a bad person, maybe he just has amnesia and a little paranoia, perhaps, he is a disciple cultivated by an isolated master." ”
Ye Lishi rolled her eyes, this little girl usually watches dog-blooded idol dramas, movies, and novels too much, and fantasizes about these borderless plots every day, how can there be so many unbelievable things in the world!
And at this moment, Xi Yuanbai, who was in the middle of the two of them, suddenly came to his senses, snatched the two electric rods from the waists of the two bodyguards with both hands, and then drew a scoop with a gourd and pressed the switch.
"Snort-" The powerful electric current instantly hit the bodies of the two people, the bodyguard was no whiter than Xi Yuanbai, and under the stimulation of the electric current, his hands swayed wildly in the air, as if he was dancing an excited dance.
The instantaneous voltage of the electric shock rod is as high as hundreds of thousands of volts, which can make ordinary people lose consciousness in a few seconds, however, the spirit body cultivated by Xi Yuanbai is invincible, and it has extreme immunity to elemental spells.
"Bang bang!" The voltage disappeared, and the bodies of the two bodyguards fell straight down, falling right in front of the two women impartially, and then convulsed twice on the ground.
Xi Yuanbai glanced at the two people on the ground, kicked twice, confirmed that he was unconscious, and said in a cold voice, "Fragile mortals still want to blaspheme the majesty of the gods. ”
The sudden change made the two women stunned, especially Ye Lishi, she knew the power of the electric shock baton, ordinary people were hit, it would take at least half a day to recover, just now she clearly saw Xi Yuanbai hit the palm of the bodyguard's electric shock baton, and she even saw the electric light that the electric light rushed to Xi Yuanbai's body.
"Is this what you rely on?" Xi Yuanbai's eyes turned to the two women, and seeing the two women's frightened expressions, he finally had a sense of accomplishment, so he asked in a tone that he considered himself detached.
Ye Lishi looked at the electric shock rod in Xi Yuanbai's hand, and didn't understand how Xi Yuanbai came to his senses so quickly.
"Oba, are you really new to this world?" After a while, Yu Dongling suddenly stood up and asked weakly, "Oba" is Yu Dongling's new title for Xi Yuanbai.
"Of course, the deity is full of words, how can it be possible to deceive mortals such as you!" Xi Yuan Bai Ying's eyebrows were cold, he was very unhappy with Yu Dongling's words, if it weren't for the suppression of mana, even the divine ring would not be able to be displayed, and other mortals would have been convinced and accepted as believers.
"I see! That's great! When Yu Dongling heard this, he suddenly looked at Xi Yuanbai with bright eyes, his big eyes gurgling, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
Xi Yuanbai frowned, his face was suspicious, Yu Dongling's eyes were not like convincing, nor did they look like worship, but they were a little hungry. Is the appearance of thirst the meaning of courtship and mating? I don't have much interest in this kind of chick chicken.
"Oba, would you like to be my bodyguard?" Yu Dongling paused and continued, "Although Oba is very powerful, you have no identity now, you don't have a place to live, and you don't know the rules of modern society very well, if you act rashly, it is easy to encounter some trouble, why don't you just be my personal bodyguard, we can help you solve these problems temporarily." ”
"Yes!" Xi Yuanbai's eyes fell on Yu Dongling, and he agreed without any hesitation, Xi Yuanbai's understanding of bodyguards felt the same as the worship of some major sects in the Purple Cloud Realm, for his current self, this is undoubtedly the best choice, and judging from Yu Dongling's words just now, her nature is the same as what she sees.
"Yikes! Oba, you agree to be spicy! When Yu Dongling heard this, she was immediately very happy, shaking Ye Lishi's arm vigorously, looking at her with blank eyes, if she didn't nod, this matter would be no fun at all.
Ye Lishi looked at the electric shock stick in Xi Yuanbai's hand, and then looked at the two bodyguards lying on the ground, and suddenly nodded silently with a smile, in fact, she was also very curious about Xi Yuanbai, and this person's eyes were as clear as Ying, and his voice was crisp like pearls, with her decades of experience in reading people, this kind of person is generally decent and upright, and this Xi Yuanbai really looks like an "alien", he doesn't know anything about the earth, and he doesn't even know himself and Yu Dongling.
"Mr. Xi Yuanbai, since you agree to be Xiao Ni's bodyguard, we can sign a bodyguard contract first, divide the rights and obligations of both parties, and arrange your identity and room at the same time." Ye Lishi paused, turned her gaze to the electric shock baton in Xi Yuanbai's hand, and motioned for him to put it down.
"This 'electric rod' is a good magic weapon, it can actually allow mortals to use the power of thunder!" Xi Yuanbai casually threw the electric shock stick on the sofa, just now when he was paralyzed, he only heard the words of the first bodyguard, thinking that this thing was called an "electric rod".
"Mr. Xi, this weapon is called an 'electric stun baton'!" When Ye Lishi heard it, she looked a little embarrassed, this name is easy to lead people astray.
"Is there any difference between the two?" Xi Yuanbai casually looked up information about electric shock sticks and electric rods on the iPad.
After a while, Xi Yuanbai's expression was indifferent, and he continued: "Sex is also, the true nature of people, double cultivation is the orthodox way, this world has made such a strange thing for women to get, is it that the men of this world can't satisfy you?" ”
Ye Lishi couldn't help but blush slightly when she saw Xi Yuanbai actually checking information on the Internet, and when she heard Xi Yuanbai say these hidden things without any disguise, she was immediately embarrassed.
Yu Dongling's cheeks were crimson when he heard it next to him, and even the roots of his ears were hot, as a senior net worm, Yu Dongling was a big rotten girl, so he naturally understood what they were talking about, but did this guy really not understand, or pretended not to understand, can these things be said on the surface? And he said it so righteously, as if he was great.
"Looks like I'll have to learn the customs of this society first!" Xi Yuanbai saw the expression of the two women, and understood that his words may not be in line with the customs of this world, although he has made great achievements in science and technology, but his personal ability and thinking are still very backward, in the purple cloud world, sex is a very normal thing, and men and women often communicate and discuss in order to get the great sublimation of life, Xi Yuanbai came to such a conclusion.