Volume 1 The Fog of Birth Chapter 0607 It's the Husband's Turn......
Moonlight Niangniang grabbed my hand tightly and said, "I'll help my husband bathe, and I'll chat with everyone later!"
Chang'e stopped crying, and hummed: "I'm going too, otherwise, let the husband wash it himself!"
The matchmaker didn't speak, just watched, and the silly red mother didn't have so much patience, so shouted: "Me too!"
What's wrong with the wives? Do you want to help your husband bathe? Do you want to have a big meal together? I'm tired and want to sleep!
Moonlight Niang can't help it, everyone wants to participate, so let's participate!
Chang'e knew where the bathing room was, and when she walked into a large room, she entered a small door, and inside was the bathing room......
I stood underneath, and the moonlight fell and turned into water, warm and moist, and very comfortable!
The moonlight lady will really enjoy it, I don't know how to do it, like bathing in the spring sunshine......
Four women, one stretched out one hand, washed me clean, turned into a dry towel, wiped and wiped, for fear that something was wrong.
Like a big bird falling into the flowers, I opened my mouth happily and waited for food to come in......
Moonlight Niangniang didn't change my clothes, and Chang'e didn't change either; I don't know if the matchmaker would always wear that long dress with red threads, and the situation of the stupid red mother is still unknown, will a half-immortal become a starving immortal?
The four women led and pushed, and after a while, they came to the moonlight bed and pushed me down on the bed......
Women are most concerned about the strength of their husbands, for fear that they will not be able to show it......
I don't know if I'm hungry? Moonlight Niangniang has been blessed, Chang'e has also been sweet, the matchmaker has quietly sitted, and the silly red mother hasn't even touched the side......
Moonlight Niangniang wants to make an important speech: "With the husband by your side, according to the rules set before, Chang'e and I only took the matchmaker's turn twice four times, that is to say, twice, once, and the silly red mother has not been ...... for the time being."
The matchmaker was quite happy, thinking that it was her turn, and Sister Moonlight was really gracious, and her heart was beating "bang, bang", and she couldn't stop.
However, Moonlight Niangniang continued: "The matchmaker has already had a relationship with her husband without anyone noticing, so let's offset it once! Chang'e didn't know how much she had with her husband in my confused days? Now it's my turn!"
Everyone's hearts were very cold, and they thought they were going to get touched, but as a result, there was still no hope! If there were a few more husbands, wouldn't the problem be solved?
This sentence aroused Chang'e's attention, and she moved her gaze to the matchmaker's face and said, "Aren't you going to become an owl?
What's the matter? It's all wives, falling on the moonlight bed and sleeping together, isn't it over?
Only the matchmaker and the stupid red mother are in favor of this; the moonlight lady and Chang'e are extremely opposed! There are also a lot of reasons to explain: "If there are many women, they will be chaotic, and if they are selfish, their sexual happiness will not be sweet; it will also affect their emotions, and the best way is to separate themselves, four wives, one for each person, and never have to fight again!"
However, the matchmaker will only change, and she can't be separated, how to teach her husband?
I hollowed out my thoughts, but there was no result, as soon as I searched the memory in my brain, it came out; this has been a matter of decades; it is the same problem; I don't know whose idea came up with it; the result came true; Sister Feng got one, so did Sister Huang, and Qingxiu and Bai Baimei each got their own......
The wives love to listen, and their eyes are unusually bright, especially Chang'e, who purses her lips and says, "Let the husband become four, and all wives can get sexual happiness!"
Who doesn't want to know more about their wives, one woman is the same, and it has nothing to do with makeup ingredients.
Moonlight Lady stared at me and shouted, "Master Rabbit, since you can change, you can change now, and the wives are waiting?"
The transformation method is really strange, the matchmaker and the silly red mother heard her husband say for the first time, and their eyes were staring tightly......
I got off the moonshine bed, stood in a figure-eight step, inhaled sharply, and moved my whole body to separate each cell......
These cells don't listen to the call, they just separate for a while, and then merge, and they blush, and their necks are thick, and they can't be separated.
The problem is different: the moonlight lady believes in her husband, and as the years go by, her body changes, while the matchmaker thinks that her husband can't change on purpose......
Chang'e supports the view of the moonlight mother; Silly Hong Ma thinks that the matchmaker is reasonable; I can't get up the stairs for no reason; why should there be an explanation: "It's not like this, it's too long, you need to practice to make your body flexible, won't the problem be solved?"
This is what everyone wants to see; Moonlight Niangniang stared and shouted: "You practice, everyone is waiting?"
The matchmaker said a very strange sentence: "Sister Moonlight, if you want to see the Jade Emperor, you must recite it in your mouth;
No one teaches the doppelganger method, it exists by itself, so what should I read?
Chang'e will make it up: "Husband, read quickly, I want to split my body into four parts, isn't it just conjure?"
There is such a strange thing in the matter, and a single thought can solve the problem, so what are you trying to do?
Moonlight Niangniang strongly supported Chang'e's opinion, so I had to give it a try.
"Alright then! In order for my wives to enjoy it, I desperately said, "Let the body be separated, nasty cells, hurry up and separate!"
I don't know how many times I whispered it, and as soon as I tried my best, a figure staggered out of my body, and when it stabilized, it became me......
Moonlight Niangniang was very excited, grabbed the clone that had just come out, and said, "I want this!
Chang'e showed a longing gaze and stared at the encouragement: "Come on, it's my turn!"
Chang'e would never let anyone else snatch it away, and she dragged the clone she had just transformed into and said, "This is mine!"
It was the matchmaker's turn, and her eyes were about to look through, and the shadow came out and retracted again...... Everyone will guess, is it impossible to change?
The matchmaker was very anxious and shouted, "Husband, come on, don't retract, okay?"
My mouth read quickly, my body grew and fell, and in the end, I finally squeezed out one, and was grabbed tightly by the matchmaker, for fear that the stupid red mother would snatch it away......
The situation is in everyone's eyes, and the stupid red mother is so anxious that she jumps up, is she missing her relationship again? Staring and shouting: "Husband, the last one, increase your strength!"
My mouth fanned out, but I didn't see it in the end, and Silly Red Mom was finally disappointed, and grabbed my hand and said, "No, I want this." ”
First of all, Moonlight Niangniang laughed: "Isn't this four? Exactly! If it changes, there will be one more!"
Why didn't you think of it? Moonlight Niangniang is very wise, and she really deserves to be a person with deep experience!
The problem came out, and the moonlight lady gave an eviction order: "You all take your husbands and go!
Chang'e's brain was at a loss, and she had to beg: "Sister, open your grace! Let me and my husband be in another room, it will never affect you!"
Moonlight Niangniang had something to say first, "Only Chang'e is allowed to find a room here, and she will find a way by herself!" and took Chang'e into another cabin, waved her hand, and a double bed woven by moonlight appeared, and said before leaving: "Don't make the voice too loud, it is undecent;
The matchmaker hung her head down, her face was extremely ugly, she dragged the doppelganger tightly, angrily drilled out of the moonlight girl's bedroom, flew into the sky, stopped at a high altitude, turned into a big tree, and got into it with the doppelganger......
Silly Hong's mother turned into a big fool, grabbed my hand and begged: "Husband, it's up to you to figure it out!"