Dangdang, let's go, da-da-da

At this time, the three elementary school students threw the little yellow hats they wore on their heads into the air, and the white-looking ones stood in the middle, and the other two were on the left and right.

The three shouted in unison: "We are the first-grade super lewd trio that everyone loves and flowers blooms"

"Hello everyone, my name is Liu Xiaobei, you see, I look very white, so everyone calls me Xiaobai."

"Hello everyone, my name is Guan Xiaoyu, you see, I look very red, so everyone calls me Xiaochi."

"Hello everyone, my name is Zhang Xiaofei, you see, I look very dark, so everyone calls me Xiaohei."

, Nima, where did these three teases pop up.

We and Long Aotian were dumbfounded.

"Could you be the legendary first-grade shameless and nasty trio who love to read yellow villain books and drill big sisters' skirts?"

"Awards, awards, corrections, not yellow villain books, but Chinese learning materials."

Liu Xiaobei stroked the two handfuls of beard on the side of his mouth and said with a smile.

Is there any difference? I didn't learn well at such a young age, I'll take it, why are the primary school students here so obscene and obscene?

"We're pretty good at climbing out of the window and peeking at some little white panties! I feel great!"

Zhang Xiaofei said proudly.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaofei's head was punched by Guan Xiaoyu.

"Fool, who told you to tell this, I don't know if the police uncle has been investigating it tightly these days! Be low-key, be low-key. ”

What the hell, if there is a knife, let's forget it, care for elementary school students!

"Is there anything wrong with the three of you coming to find Brother Tian?"

Chubby, who was standing on the side, asked.

"Where, where, the three of us, I just want Brother Tian to do me a favor and help the three of us get a few tickets to the front row of the rooftop battle, what's the matter?"

Liu Xiaobei said with a smile.

"Now the tickets on the rooftop are sold out, and our pocket money is all used to buy little yellow books, and there is no money to buy tickets! I feel poor! Woowoo"

Zhang Xiaofei's face was pitiful.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaofei's head was punched by Guan Xiaoyu.

"Stupid, who told you to tell me about our purchase of the little yellow book, I don't know if the school leaders have been investigating it tightly these days! Be low-key, be low-key. ”

Guan Xiaoyu said breathlessly.

"It's very easy to do, I thought it was a big deal, just follow me Long Aotian, and definitely let the three of you stand in the front row."

After hearing Long Aotian patting his chest and assuring, the three little bastards grinned and showed an extremely obscene smile.

As soon as school ended in the afternoon, a group of elementary school students rushed onto the roof of the school building.

That guy, a piece of Wuyang and Wuyang, it's really not a big deal to watch the excitement!

"What? Zhao Ritian didn't arrive? ”

Long Aotian asked with a puzzled look on his face, and Ximen Er, who led the "Brother Don't Fight" team to the rooftop.

"Hehe, just with you scumbag, you still want to compete with Brother Da Tian, Brother Da Tian is going to Guo Xiaomei's birthday party tonight, and he is too lazy to play with you, so he has to send me to play with you!"

Ximen Er said with a bare face of disdain.

At this time, Long Aotian's heart is like this: Guo Xiaomei, you are not a person, obviously you just finished the birthday party yesterday, I can't imagine that it will be again today, the most hateful thing is that you actually don't invite me, I am infatuated with you, woo woo!

At this time, the onlookers began to chirp.

Student A said: "Although Zhao Ritian did not come, but the forces of Ximen Er are still above Long Aotian, and I am sure that Long Aotian will be defeated in this battle!" ”

Student B said: "Ximen Daguan is the most obscene primary school student in our school, his exclusive and pioneering clothing picking magic skill, within three seconds, you can remove the pants of primary school students, so that the important parts of their body are exposed, and the lethality is extremely high!" ”

Student C said: "The front row sells sodas, melon seeds, and spicy strips, all of which are 60% off, welcome to buy them."

"Ximen Er, if you have any tricks, just use it, I, Long Aotian, will not be afraid of you in front of so many people, how can I say that we now also have an epic level red scarf bonus, and the aura value is not as low as it used to be, hehe."

Long Aotian swung his fist a few times in the air.

"Anyway, what kind of trick does this Long Aotian have?"

We whispered to the sissy next to us.

"This baby comes to tell you, Long Aotian's most powerful trick is bad breath sound wave, it is rumored that in order to practice this stunt, he has not brushed his teeth for five consecutive years, as long as he starts this skill, the other party has no power to parry, and he will be dizzy by bad breath in an instant, and lose his basic combat ability."

As I expected, no wonder this thing has such a stinky mouth! It turned out to be a magic skill he had practiced by himself! I sincerely admire it below!

At this time, Li Xiaoming, the leader of our class, helped his glasses, swaggering very vigorously, he walked straight to the center of the venue, and said loudly.

"For the honor battle of the third year class 2, now I announce the official start, and I invite Long Aotian from the third year class 2 and Ximen 2 from the third year class 1 to appear!"

Suddenly, many elementary school students began to take off their shoes and threw them at the class leader, Xiao Ming.

"Get down, who wants you to be the host, you look so ugly, and you dare to stand here!"

"It's not long before we start fighting! Annoyed"

"The pants are all off, you actually came out to compare"

Li Xiaoming looked aggrieved when he was beaten, got up from the ground, and ran around the venue in disgrace.

Long Aotian and Ximen Er both walked to the center of the field.

Suddenly, Ximen Er sneered in front of everyone.

I saw him take out a white gas mask from his pocket and put it on his mouth in an instant.

All the elementary school students present were stunned, and everyone was impressed by Ximen Er's wit, and there was a round of applause.

"You're actually wearing a mask, you're cheating!"

Long Aotian didn't expect that this Ximen Er actually had a mask that could defend against his bad breath sound waves, so his tricks were basically useless.

Long Aotian gasped and looked at Ximen Er blankly.

Suddenly, a black shadow swept to Long Aotian's side, divided five by two, and took off Long Aotian's school uniform pants.

This black shadow is none other than Simon Er, who is known as the "Holy Hand of Pickpocketing".

I saw that Long Aotian's lower body was only wearing a small orange underwear, standing in front of everyone, trembling.

"You, you're so despicable and obscene, I don't want to live anymore, woo woo"

A face-loving person like Long Aotian was actually stripped of his pants in front of the whole school, what a humiliating thing.

It's no wonder that he actually cried with a burst of heartache!

Seeing this, Ximen Er smiled coldly.

He took off his mask and said to Long Aotian.

"You scum, you are brave and resourceless, you are a bunch of waste in Class 2 for three years, and you are all a bunch of spineless soft eggs! I still want to fight with our brother Don't Fight squad, it's like an egg hitting a stone, and I'm humiliating! ”

After we heard this, we couldn't bear it anymore, and the anger in our hearts was completely stimulated by Simon Er's humiliation.

Now that Long Aotian has been defeated, then we Lin Xiaodan have to carry this banner, and we can't let the battle of honor of Class 2 of the third year stop here!