Chapter 2 O 4 The Last Captain Who Touched Gold

For Li Shimin, the famous emperor of the Tang Dynasty, most of the reasons why everyone likes him are because of his literary and martial strategies, galloping vertically and horizontally, and accepting all rivers, but I am not, I am a fan of him because of his other side, in addition to his political side, a vivid and interesting sentence and one thing in the history books and notes made me realize that Li Shimin is a different kind of emperor with a true temperament. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info

The events contained here, everything is true, there is no fabrication, it's just that the author irresponsibly edited and spliced the incidents, as for you after reading it, whether it subverted Xiaofeng's original image in your minds, it is not within the scope of the author's consideration!

Now let's take a look at Li Shimin and his friends, those things in those years. The first to bear the brunt is, of course, Brother Mowgli. The eldest grandson Wuji and Li Shimin are friends of cloth cloth [1], the relationship is very deep, so deep that when they die, they must also protect Wuji well, if there is anything wrong with Wuji, then you will have no face to see me! 【2】

Xiaofeng is very important to this brother-in-law, three times and twice, Wuji I will be an official for you, how about the prime minister and Sikong [3-4], and this one has a tough attitude under the high pressure of his sister, I don't do it, I don't do it, I won't do it. [5] Xiaofeng is helpless, so she can only use "Wei Feng Fu" to express her love for this brother-in-law, thinking that when I was framed, I was framed because you were by my side to encourage me, help me, and support me, I have today, it is all your credit, [6] I treat you as a son [7] (cheap and good ecstasy), although Wuji is under the high pressure of his sister, he has a firm position, and he will not be an official. But Li Shimin, who is destined to be a person who will not give up if he does not achieve his goal, gave Wuji an idle position a year later, so that you can only take money and not work, so there is nothing to say. What's this, my brother-in-law is like this, what else can Wuji say, who doesn't love just receiving a salary. 【8】

Xiaofeng is such a willful and persistent person, the four fat Wei Wang's "Kuodi Chronicles" came out, Xiaofeng was overjoyed, today my son I will give you a small sedan chair [9], tomorrow son I will give you a manor [10], the day after tomorrow, the people under your jurisdiction, let them touch your light [10-1]! attracted the ministers to shoot bricks one after another, the emperor did not bring this, how could the cost of the king of Wei exceed that of the crown prince? [10-2] In the end, Xiaofeng tried his brains and wrote an edict, there is no upper limit to the use of the crown prince, it's always okay, fight with me, hum! 【11】

It is really difficult to fight the emperor, and there is a queen behind them, isn't it? Belch...... Here I have to expose Xiaofeng's shortcomings, when he drank happily with a large group of courtiers, after seven or eight nine rounds of wine, everyone began to speak freely, Wuji said that Ouyang Xun was as thin as a monkey, Ouyang Xun sneered at each other with his lips, saying that Wuji was as fat as a dough face, and he laughed at it, but Xiaofeng was not happy, and immediately changed his face, "Ouyang Xun, aren't you afraid that the queen will hear it?" "Dumbfounded, I really don't know if the queen is big or the emperor is big. [12] Once again, Wei Zheng made Xiaofeng so angry that he jumped to his feet and bluntly said that he wanted to kill the hillbilly, [13] The queen skillfully resolved it, not to mention saving people's lives, and also rewarded gold and silver: "Old man Wei, I hope you will continue to shoot bricks in the future." Turning his head, I don't know how long it took, Xiaofeng said to Fang Xuanling again, "The queen's affairs are enlightened." [14] Here, I will not comment on this product, it is not once or twice that he has done such unprincipled things, it is simply too many books to read, and if I don't believe it, let the author give a few examples at random.

One day, Xiaofeng asked Li Jing, why did I send so many troops and didn't destroy Goguryeo, Li Jing played a small abacus, and very unkindly threw this difficult question to Li Daozong, Li Daozong was very honest and explained the reason, because you listened to Wuji, but not a group of generals, Xiaofeng immediately played frustrated, oh, and this matter, I forgot. 【15】

Another day, someone accused Fang Xuanling of rebellion, Xiaofeng didn't say a word, wiped the complainant directly, and said to the old house, if you encounter this kind of thing in the future, don't bother me, you can do it yourself. 【16】

Another day, a small official told Ma Zhou to go out to eat chicken, Xiaofeng immediately turned his face, I don't let Yushi eat meat, not to save local expenses, but people eat chicken, not pork is good, but also the small official was criticized, so far the little official is crying and fainting in the toilet. 【17】

One more day, someone made a small report, Your Majesty, someone disrespects your son Sifat. Xiaofeng was angry on the spot, called the minister of more than three grades, entertained and entertained in public, and performed a set of tongue twisters. 【18】

One more day, the eldest grandson Shunde was impeached for corruption, Xiaofeng's punishment method was very intoxicating, and he sent him a lot of treasures, which was called ashamed of his heart. The author does not express any opinion on this practice! 【19】

One more day, Xiaofeng fished to enforce the law, and an unlucky little fish took the bait and almost stopped cooking, but fortunately, Pei Ju rescued him and saved his life. [20] But not everyone can be fished, for example, the sheep male nose (Wei Zheng) Meimei ate vinegar celery, and let a certain phoenix touch the ash of a nose, alas, when encountering this kind of cow, what else can a certain phoenix do except look up to the sky and sigh. 【20-1】

Again and again, Xiaofeng and Tang Jian played chess, lost, very unconvinced, and finally degraded people without chess. This is still not angry, and colluded with Wei Chi to take Tang Jian's life, but fortunately Wei Chi was able to bear it, and finally failed. 【21】

Actually, you can't blame Xiaofeng for this, it's Tang Jian who won the chess and said that he was disrespectful, and in the feudal era, disrespect was a capital crime, and Tang Jian should have fun stealing only being degraded. But this incident is enough to prove that the emperor is also a human being, and it does not hurt to be willful once in a while, and it will add countless pleasures.

As everyone knows, Xiaofeng likes to hunt, and for the sake of hunting, he can't help but receive countless bricks, and also killed a harrier [22], and finally eliminated all difficulties, and tasted it as he wished, but encountered heavy rain on the way, he just complained a little about the oil clothes not sheltering from the rain, and was actually ridiculed, [23] It was really unreasonable. Although the goods were somewhat restrained after such a painful experience, in the palace garden they would from time to time chase hares, pounce on deer, [24] and shoot several wild boars, and engage in close combat, I wonder how the one from Maoling felt. 【25】

Even if Xiaofeng was aggrieved to play in his own garden, he was still unanimously slapped by the ministers. No, since you can't hunt, then put down your body, mingle with the minister, and pass the spare time, Wei Zheng, you are so charming [26], Chu Suiliang, you are a good bird [27], and it is also quite festive to send a few beauties to the old house, so that her wife can drink vinegar, [28] or make fun of Xue Fuma's peasant temperament...... Uh, it's not good, the joke is too big, and it hurts my sister and brother-in-law to get along, no, Xiaofeng can only use a saber to solve the matter. (To be continued.) )