Chapter 965: Ascending to Immortal
"You can come up with this kind of shameless way to save people, Master Lin, do you want us to admire you, or do you want us to praise you as a fighter among hooligans?" The little bumblebee shook his long burgundy hair and chuckled.
Lin Xing's old face flushed, "Ahem, in fact, double cultivation is not as obscene as the world thinks, people may only know that the Taoist sect has a dual cultivation method for men and women, but few know that Buddhism also has it, and the legendary hidden immortal double cultivation method for men and women is even less understood by the world." ”
Sima Lan looked at him in disbelief, "Hidden Immortal? Isn't that the ultimate master? Boy, how do you know so much about the dual cultivation method? ”
The barbecued pork bun in Tianjing was full of nonsense, and Lin Xing simply learned and sold it now, "The method of double cultivation originated from ancient tantra, and it was originally divided into spiritual double cultivation and physical double cultivation. Time went by, and later, the three sects of Buddhism, Taoism, and Immortals all more or less comprehended some tantric cultivation methods, and the dual cultivation of men and women was widely passed down. It's just that...... The original spiritual dual cultivation of the highest realm has been lost due to the slow effect at the beginning, and it is difficult to achieve the same personality and thinking of both sides of the dual cultivation...... I rub! ”
After half of the break, he was suddenly stunned, aren't he and the barbecued pork bun the spiritual double cultivation that has been lost?
I rub! Lao Tzu and him have the same personality and the same thinking?
What kind of unreasonable jokes?
"Hey, hey, slut, don't be so surprised, in fact, except that I'm a little less than you, my character is still very good." After saying this sentence with a shy old face, the barbecued pork in Tianjing jumped to the distance of the fourth dimension with 'ant teeth black and ant teeth white'.
"I didn't expect Brother Lin to be a genius who is proficient in ancient tantra, Nalan Haoge is really going to be impressed by you."
"You're just younger than you, a little more handsome than you." Lin Xing's face was a little hot.
Sima Lan suddenly shouted: "The four-eyed boy has adjusted the fire power of the heavenly puppet, so what should I do?" ”
Nalan Hauge was shocked when he heard this, and he also showed a panicked look, "Brother Lin, the sick ...... of the insider"
Lin Xing waved his hand, "It's just a small thing, the power of the fire system, I have a lot here, how much do you want!" ”
The Nalan couple were dumbfounded when they heard this.
After a long while, Haoge cautiously asked, "Senior, are you a hidden immortal with supreme power?" ”
"Don't dare, don't dare, you might as well call me Brother Lin or Ah Xing." Lin Xing waved his hand very modestly.
At this time, Wen Long, Wen Hu, Wen Wu and others walked out of Huafu Building with a large number of boxed lunches.
Wenlong shouted fiercely to this side: "The surname Lin, the lunch box is ready, and you still let my people deliver takeaways?" Are you human? ”
"I was still human just now, but now it's different, Brother Nalan gave me a new title, called Lewd Immortal! I've ascended to immortality! ”
"Damn! ! Wen Long took a sip of him, helped Wen Hu and Wen Wu load the boxed lunch into the car, and Wen Hu drove it to Lingfeng Hai Pavilion.
Lin Xing watched the delivery truck leave with a smile, turned his head, and saw Luo Wuxuan with a small mouth, looking at him with a smile on his face.
"What kind of meme is this?"
"I was shocked when I heard you admit that you are a hidden immortal just now, and I thought that the extreme path that I had been searching for was rich in goods like you, but the result was ...... As a result, you illiterate listener, and you are ...... Immortal, you ......" Luo Wuxuan couldn't go on.
Looking back again, seeing Sima Lan making a big red face, Nalan Haoge was also crying and laughing, hearing that Lin Xing did not deny the identity of the hidden immortal, why wasn't he startled?
The result? What he admits is not the same concept as what he said at all!
"Brother Nalan, why don't we go to dinner first, and talk about the matter of passing on the gong when we are full?"
"Okay, Brother Lin, please."
"Brother Nalan, please first."
When she came to the outside of the Qinglong Hall, seeing that Luo Wuxuan was still entangled in the lewd immortal incident just now, Lin Xing pulled her aside and whispered, "Are you still embarrassed to give me a face?" Talking all day long about going up and seeing, going up and seeing, it turns out that your mother-in-law wants to go up and be a fairy? What should I do if you become a god? ”
Luo Wuxuan shook his head and said, "Hidden Immortal is just a title for the supreme cultivator, in fact...... Actually......"
"Actually, you haven't been up before, you don't know what it's like, do you?"
Luo Wuxuan blushed and nodded, his voice was as small as a mosquito, "Then I won't go up, okay?" ”
Lin Xing shook his head, took her little hand, and sighed, "It's good to have a dream, it's not a bad thing to go up and have a look." But then again, the old pit dad I saw in Penang, and the actor's wife Ah Zhu, are actually hidden immortals? The standard is too low, right? ”
"Hehe, where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and there are a lot of rotten sweet potatoes in the Heavenly Dao, it's inevitable." Luo Wu Poison smiled and leaned into his arms, "If there is really a lewd 'immortal' in the Three Realms, then it must be my master." ”
"Well, you're good tonight." Lin Xing pinched her face, and the two walked into the Qinglong Hall greasy and crookedly.
Halfway through lunch, Lin Xing felt that his body didn't seem to be as weak as when he woke up in the morning, so he handed the rice bowl to Little Yellow Bee, "Little Chunjie, please help me add another bowl." ”
The little wasp obediently took the bowl and went to eat.
Wen Long put down his chopsticks, "Dude, you've already eaten four bowls of rice, do you want to add more?" My rice was bought with money! Be a man and leave a line, so that we can see each other in the future? ”
Lin Xing shook his head blankly, "I was full after eating two bowls at most, I didn't know that I had a big appetite for Mao Hui today, but I think the more I eat, the more powerful I have, this is true." ”
Before the words fell, the little bumblebee put the remaining half pot of rice in front of him along with the rice cooker liner, "Eat it all!" ”
I have to say that this little mother-in-law really loves her husband, but the way is a little unacceptable.
The result was a big surprise that Lin Xing seemed to have turned into a super rice bucket, and he actually wiped out all the remaining half pot of rice.
In the end, Wen Long simply ran away, and when he was about to go out, he stomped his feet and said: "You are against the heavens above, and you want my life!" Out of sight, out of mind, I hate you to death! ”
"Aunt Longlegs, I'm here." After the meal, Lin Xing touched Jiang Nanyu's room.
Sima Lan said that in the past few days, he was trying to give Jiang Nanyu a newly prepared medicinal soup, but he couldn't stand the wind, so he didn't let her go out.
Lin Xing didn't want her to see her declining appearance, so he didn't come to see her for the first time before.
Jiang Nanyu was meditating cross-legged on the bed, and when he heard this, he suddenly opened his eyes, and said with a smile: "You still know to come to see me?" ”
"Forehead ......"
"Why are you stunned?"
"You're recovering very quickly, except for your hair...... I, I think I'm able to get down to it. ”
"Fuck off!"
Before the words fell, Jiang Nanyu was thrown down on the bed by him and 'gnawed' indiscriminately.
"Why didn't you continue?" Jiang Nanyu's breathing was a little short.
Lin Xing turned over and spread his hands helplessly, "Just mean it, you are still in the treatment stage, something really went wrong, I can't atone for my sins from the palace." I'm a lewd fairy now, and I'm not a lewd cheap. ”