Chapter 65: Killing Chickens and Monkeys

"Since it is an impact on the overseas market, the fight scenes must not be sloppy, and a good action guide must be found, how about Zheng Douhong?" Under the temptation of the global market, Jiang Jiongzhe is extremely enthusiastic, "It's just that his asking price may be relatively high." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info If you really can't do it, it will be deducted from my director's fee. ”

"Hehe, Zheng Douhong?"

That person is truly a legend in the Korean film industry. The martial arts instructor of the army, after retiring, started as a martial arts stand-in in action movies, climbed up step by step, and now almost all Korean action blockbusters have Zheng Douhong's figure.

Lin Dong gave a thumbs up.

Jiang Jiongzhe nodded arrogantly, which is almost the meaning of your knowledge.

Lin Dong's thumb gradually flipped, and finally turned it upside down 180 degrees, and slammed it hard to the ground a few times.

Delicious chicken soup for the soul, suddenly there was a fly swimming, and the free frog saucer back four-style medley "left and right" kept slapping his face, this is how Jiang Jiongzhe feels at the moment.

"Boss, you, this ......"

"Any comments?" Lin Dong gave a thumbs up again, but pointed to himself, "Say Korean action movie cow b in front of Chinese?" I'm embarrassed to say it, but I'm too embarrassed to listen. When it comes to action movies, I'm not targeting anyone, you Koreans are really rubbish. ”

Jiang Jiongzhe's anger swelled up, his face was red, but he had nothing to say, because this was the truth.

And in the video circulating on the Internet, the boss in front of him smoked twenty or thirty as if he was playing. No matter how bullish Zheng Douhong is, it is estimated that he will not be able to bear the boss for a few seconds.

"Boss, do you know how to do martial arts instruction? Fighting and filming are two different things. ”

Lin Dong rolled his eyes, "Did I say I would go into battle?" When you go back to China, you can find a ninth-rate martial arts instructor team that is better than South Korea, and it also saves money. ”

"That's a bad rule, Korean films have never used foreign production teams." The Korean film market is so small that they don't dare to let outsiders come in to play, otherwise everyone will have nothing to eat. There has been a set of rules for a long time.

"Hehe, rules are meant to be broken." With a cigar in his mouth, lying on the chair, shaking comfortably, Lin Dong didn't take the rules seriously at all, "The dozens of media that smeared me before are still in lawsuits; It doesn't matter if there are a few more. This is the real [killing the chicken to show the monkey]"

Jiang Jiongzhe was dumbfounded, this routine is so deep.

put a half-body fruit photo and pit yourself; Then wash the floor and pit countless media. Now before anyone wants Hei Lindong, they have to think clearly: whether it is a game or not, and whether it will be reversed.

"It's all up to you. Boss! "The last time I filmed "Sunshine Sisters", Jiang Jiongzhe still bit the power of the crew. Working together again, Jiang Jiongzhe just wants to finish the filming smoothly and set sail on the boss's big ship.

Lin Dong smiled slightly. The art of controlling people is normally a stick and sweet dates. But Lin Dong had no money to reward sweet dates, so he could only increase the cake with his fist. It's so hard that it has no friends' fists, and it's crazy bigpies.

"That's probably it, go back and adapt the script seriously, don't make the agent anti-war theme into a bloody drama that is not like three. Remember our goal, break out of Korea, go to the world, and land in Hollywood! ”

"Hollywood! Worldwide! Director Jiang was like a chicken, shouting slogans and rushing home to write the script.

There is a famous saying in the insurance industry: a salesman who does not buy insurance cannot sell insurance.

The highest level of flickering is to fool yourself into it. "Hidden and Great" lurks in enemy countries but is war-weary and anti-war, the theme is novel and in line with the main theme, and the global market is large.

But the plot of the original work is definitely a super failure. In the Korean market or the box office is good, but in foreign countries it will definitely hit the streets. The love between men and women is out of line enough; It's especially a military guy, and it's hell if it can be approved and released smoothly.

Fixed the setting that would be complained about, and improved the action fight scenes. Lin Dong is very confident in this movie, because the story is dark enough, not only to hack the North Korean army, but also to hack the slums of South Korea. European and American film festivals like this kind of movie, and I can't get some awards or something.

It's a pity that political reasons doomed the film to not use Chinese actors to hack the North Korean army, and this kind of role can only be played by South Koreans.

The behind-the-scenes team of Chinese action directors is selected, and in case the movie is successful, it can also share the glory. And the money earned eventually flowed into Dongge's pocket, and the results belonged to the Chinese, "Wow Ka Ka ~~"

Before the movie started, Lin Dong had already fallen into infinite reverie, which shows the power of flickering.

"Knock knock!"

Liu Renna went and returned with two large bags of lunch. The child's face is milky, slender and petite, but concave and convex, full of contrasting beauty.

Especially when he speaks, he has a mature and charming appearance, a coquettish milky voice, and a cute person who is not worth his life, "Oppa, it's time to eat." ”

"What the hell are you doing?"

The female devil shouted Oba, there must be a conspiracy. Lin Donghu suspiciously opened the lunch box, scrambled eggs with leeks, yellow eel, okra, and "natural viagra" blueberries. In addition to the seafood that Lin Dong can't eat, as well as all kinds of "whips" that can't be sold. All the food that can be bought in the market is complete.

The corners of Lin Dong's mouth twitched, and his brows furrowed, "Do I need to eat these things?" ”

Liu Renna tightened the curtains and locked the door, and then took one step to take off one piece, revealing the true body of the fox spirit. "oppa~~ Don't you dare to eat it?"

Tong Yan Milk Yin has a good figure and can afford to play; And Liu Renna is from the track and field team, and her endurance is amazing. All of them are in line with Lin Dong's aesthetics, otherwise she would not have ended up as a virgin. Because of this reason, Lin Dong was very jealous of the female devil Renna, "Don't come to this set, I won't fall for it again." ”

"Really? Then you'll eat. Liu Renna, who was naked, sat directly on the desk and arranged the dishes and chopsticks for Lin Dong, "This is a big meal specially prepared by me, in order to thank you for letting me star in the movie and writing songs for me." ”

Lin Dong didn't squint, and looked at the charming body on the desk upright, "Every time I do something wrong, I use beauty tricks, I'm already resistant." It has been said that if you are to be punished, you must be punished; I said that if I don't do it, I will definitely not do it. ”

"oppa~~ Nana knows it's wrong." The milk voice is coquettish, and the female devil Renna, who is acting with her life, plays an ignorant girl this time, which is full of temptation.

"I know that I was wrong, but have you changed it?" Lin Dong forcibly suppressed the desire in his heart, picked up chopsticks and started eating, using it to distract himself, "This movie is very likely to succeed in the global market, so I agreed to let you star; But that doesn't mean I forgive you for the mistakes you've made. Also, I'm not afraid of your beauty tricks! ”

"Then how will you forgive me?"

"I don't know. But at this moment, I can't feel your sincerity at all. said that he didn't act, but he kept making appointments, and even filmed kiss scenes. If you continue to do this, will you want to shoot bed scenes in the future? ”

"I, I ......" Liu Renna was speechless for a while. The persistence of eleven years of trainees, and now they are just starting as stars, and they are not enjoyable at all, so they are reluctant.

"Bang" knelt on the ground, and Liu Renna expressed her determination with action.

"Don't give me this, it's useless to kneel." Lin Dong continued to eat, not looking at Liu Renna at all, so as not to be provoked. "It is to tease you and make you emotional; But if you don't do it, you'll be hungry. I've heard that thirty is like a wolf, and after the New Year, you'll be thirty years old. ”

"I'm not kneeling to ask for forgiveness." Liu Renna unbuttoned Lin Dong's jeans, "I don't want to ask for anything in return, I just want to thank you." I love "The Inevitable End". ”

"Oh~~"

Lin Dong is eating, and Liu Renna is also eating, but it is not a meal.

As it turns out, aesthetics are hard to change. The female devil really has a great appetite for Lin Dong, and under her best efforts to please her, Lin Dong insisted on a meal for a while, and she couldn't help it.

"I didn't have a choice before, that's why I fell for your beauty. Now, hmph, Brother Dong still has a way to go. ”

If you can't provoke it, can't you still hide it?

Looking at Lin Dong, who fled in embarrassment, Liu Renna was dumbfounded, and the trick of all attempts actually failed.

"He can find someone else, but what about me? Women also have needs, they haven't opened meat for more than half a year, when will this hard day be a head? "Once the sea is difficult to water, and I have tasted the taste of meat, how can I eat cucumbers again? Liu Renna's heart was full of depression. "In addition to giving up his job as an actor, what other tricks can make him feel sincere?"

(To be continued.) )