Chapter 118: Is It Going to Bite You with Its Ass!
Not? Why didn't Mu Yunxi, that dead Qin Shou, speak, could it be that he was angry again and was thinking about how to deal with me?
Please, is there such a hypocritical person?
It's me and it's not him, okay, he put up the score, what kind of fart is this、、、、、 sighed very speechlessly, Zhuang Li turned his head lazily to see what the hell he was doing...... However, as soon as she raised her head, a fiery red thing directly covered her head—followed by the familiar agarwood fragrance of a certain son-in-law, which instantly filled the tip of Zhuang Li's nose...... "If you dare to wake up your nose on it, I will slaughter you without blinking an eye." ”
A threatening word was thrown over, directly making a small person's whole body tremble violently!
PS: Don't worry, this time it's not cold, but shocking, her fingers trembled and touched the red robe hanging on her forehead, gently pulled it off, took it in her hand and looked at it again, and then blinked and looked at Mu Yunxi, who was sitting next to the fire and wearing a white shirt, with an expression like seeing a ghost.
"That! Dead Qin Shou, you gave me your clothes, aren't you cold? ”
From this point of view, what he is wearing now is only an inner shirt, and it is still the kind of thin base satin, Mu Yunxi glanced at her, and moved away casually, and replied in a proud tone: "There are so many, do you think this son's body will be the same as your little body!" Master, I'm a martial arts practitioner, even if the moon is wiped out in the winter snow, it's okay to go under the waterfall and rush down~~"
Belch...... Sounds like a great thing.
"That, thank you so much, Mu Yunxi! I didn't expect you to be such a good person......"
The first time Zhuang Li called Mu Yunxi's full name, because she didn't expect him to be so self-sacrificing, she was moved a little in her heart.
Although he has always been a mortal enemy with this guy, I didn't expect him to look arrogant and polite, and his character is not bad!
It's worth her to treat him as a friend, and it seems that she will try to disagree with him as little as possible in the future~ However, this idea is obviously not very long-lasting,...... Because of the magnetic voice that sounded quite pleasant to the ear in the last second, he said something that made Zhuang Li want to squirt blood in the next second~ "Thank you, I don't have to, anyway, I don't like the style of this dress, when I go out, you can buy me five more pieces of the latest style of red robes and return me!" ”
I poof—I almost choked to death with a mouthful of saliva!
Zhuang Li stared at him and said, "What did you just say??" ”
Mu Yunxi frowned and looked up at her, his tone impatient: "This son hates talking to people the most, and I have to repeat it, I just said that you should go back and buy me five of the latest styles of red robes!" ”
"Why do you want to buy five red robes??"
"And ask why? Oh, aren't you an idiot who can't see it! Because Master Ben only likes to wear red robes and doesn't like other colors~~"
“……”
Who is the idiot...... Do you really understand the accent of the words in my words...... Hmm~ Forget it, forget it, there's really nothing to argue about with a stupid lack like him, but.
Didn't you hear that there is still the largest family in Nan Yi in his family, and the richest in the city?
How can you pick the door into this virtue~~ Alas, well, it can't be said to be picking, it can only be said that it is too calculating, one dress for five, he will make money on this deal, maybe the head of his family is a profiteer like him!
Just rely on the windfall profits of the pit and abduction to earn other people's hard-earned money~~ After self-righteously fixing Mu Yunxi into a treacherous and calculating villain in his heart, a certain little man held his big clothes, ran to a corner of the cave to take off the soaked coat on his body, and then put his big robe on his body.
Although, this dress is a little too gaudy, but fortunately, the quality is good, the taste is good, and it is also very warm, so it is barely reconciled, it is acceptable~ Standing there and straightening out the long and wide place of this robe, Zhuang Li picked up the pile of wet clothes on the ground with a satisfied expression.
Turning around, Mu Yunxi on the other end of the fire was sitting there, staring at this side motionless without blinking.
"! Dead Qin Shou, what are you looking at with your eyes straight? Is it so nice for labor and management to change clothes......"
With an angry reprimand, Mu Yunxi over there was stunned for a moment, and then reacted to what she was yelling at just now.
However, this time he was particularly unusually not immediately replied, but looked at Zhuang Li with a strange look, and raised his right hand and took out a finger and pointed at her...... Zhuang Li looked at the ground next to him in the direction pointed by his finger~ instantly stunned!
I saw a half-meter-long spotted snake with its neck up, holding its head up, spitting out a long letter, staring at her motionlessly.
One man, one snake, staring at each other and staring at each other - three seconds later!
Wow, ahhhh
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There are snakes!
!
!
!
With his eyes closed, accompanied by the sound of a storm of noise and bombing, someone jumped three feet high as if a hot pan was boiling under his feet, "Boom, Boom"
The sound of a frantic stampede is like a major earthquake!
Zhuang Li really felt that her throat had been yelling too frequently recently, and she was about to have the illusion that she was about to tear her throat.
Mu Yunxi stupidly opened his mouth and looked at Zhuang Li, who was jumping on the spot with chickens and dogs jumping, and after jumping all the way, he actually closed his eyes and rushed in the direction where he was - "Death Qin Shou!" Dead Qin suffers !! Help、、、 there are snakes、、、 help! Let's see if it's chasing it! Did it bite my ass!! ”
A bear pounced~ Zhuang Ali pushed a certain young master who hadn't reacted to the ground to the ground.
The two hands hugged his neck tightly, and the whole person was already so frightened that he couldn't speak clearly!
Mu Yunxi's head was full of black lines, he looked at a small one who shrunk in his arms with a face that turned pale~ and turned his head sideways to look at the spotted snake that had been ready to pounce and bite when Zhuang Li found it, because the timing of the dispatch was not accurate, and Zhuang Li stepped on his head with one foot, and stomped into the mud with three feet~~~ Crawled out of a cold sweat, and sighed helplessly: "This flower snake met such a bad star as you, but it also died unjustly......
What the!
He's dead?
?
Zhuang Li was startled, poked his head out of Mu Yunxi's neck, and cautiously looked over there~~ Sure enough, the terrifying big flower snake with a fierce face and fangs just now was really spread there!
Call...... I sighed happily, and sure enough, my legs were good...... Mu Yunxi flipped through his peach blossom eyes, looked at the guy who was lying on top of him weakly and sighed, and said impatiently: "Hey! I said, stinky boy, the snakes are dead, why can't you go down, a snake can scare you like this bear! You're really unproductive~"
Not?
was reminded by him like this, Zhuang Li immediately found that he was now clinging to someone's body like a kraft candy.
"That'...... Well, I don't really want to go down yet......"
"What?! Are you crazy brat! I still want to just rely on me and not leave!! Get out of here, immediately! Right away! Roll 、、、、、"
As he spoke, he pulled Zhuang Li down like a disgusting reptile, but the adsorption force of a certain product was too strong, and Rao was desperately dragging it with one hand for a long time, and he was stunned that his face was red, and he couldn't pull the pair of sinful hands she hung on his neck at all - no way!
He could only compromise and "ahem!!" I'm Nima, bastard dead boy, are you made of a crab? What do you want to do with two claws and let me go! Sue you, you'd better let it go before you mess with me, otherwise you'll look good! Don't let me remind you a second time、、、、、"
"Uh, that, that...... Can you help me pick up that snake and throw it out? If you go over and throw it away, I'll walk away......"
A certain little man looked at Mu Yunxi with innocent eyes, and then pointed to the place where the violent snake was lying just now~~~ "Click! What did you say? ”
A certain young man's voice suddenly soared a few tones: "Do you know who this son is?" Master, I am such a noble person, how could I go and throw some dead snake for you!! How dare you call me, are you tired of living? ”
"Woo, no, brother, it's please, okay~~"
Zhuang Li began to pretend to him pitifully with her sparkling electric eyes: "I'm really afraid of snakes, that cold-blooded thing over there only doesn't move its head, I'm so afraid that it is not dead yet, and its body will split into many small clones to run over and bite me, then I don't want to sleep tonight!" It's so infiltrating to think about it......"
“……”
A certain son's forehead began to sweat and he was speechless!
Morphine!
It's still a doppelganger, I'll keep your eyes open, you can see clearly that it's a snake, not an earthworm, okay?
You're going to give me a whole earthworm of this size to try it out, and you're not dead...... Mu Yunxi turned his eyes to the little flower snake over there, and after looking at it for a long time, he rolled his eyes: "I said idiot, you are about to trample the entire head of that unlucky snake into a pulp, and tell me that it is not dead?" You're underestimating your own shadowless feet, aren't you? ”
"Forehead ......"
Zhuang Li was a little embarrassed: "I... Isn't it just that it will get up in the middle of the night and bite me......"
"Lie rub!! You've stepped on your head like that, and they're going to bite you??? I really want to ask what it is going to bite you, is it using its ass? Yes! You're here to bite one, I'll see!! ”