Chapter 296: Just kidding
It turned out that Li Xiaoer was swimming around in the water for so long just now, looking for his underwear and big pants! However, his underwear and big pants have been taken away by Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang, where did Li Xiaoer find them? By the time Li Xiaoer stopped looking, everyone had already gone ashore!
In addition, Yu Yangyang beckoned Li Xiaoer out of the water, and Li Xiaoer had to swim to the shallow water! As soon as he swam to the shallow water, Li Xiaoer saw Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang, two birdmen, sitting on the shore, and there were acquaintances on the shore.
Unexpectedly, these two birdmen burst out with a burst of nervous laughter, obviously learning from themselves!
Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang's nervous laughter undoubtedly attracted everyone's attention again, including Li Xiaoer! However, Li Xiaoer's stunned expression was fleeting, and he immediately understood what was going on!
"Damn, you two bastards, are you plotting against me?" Li Xiaoer angrily pointed at Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang, and threatened: "Hurry up, throw my brother's underwear and big pants over to me!" Otherwise, my brother will definitely abolish the two of you when he goes out! ”
"Hehe, if you have the ability, you can go ashore now!" Who knew that the two of them were not afraid of Li Xiaoer's threat at all at this time, and Wang Yi even spoke out to squeeze Li Xiaoer.
"Damn, you're ruthless!" Li Xiaoer gritted his teeth and said, but his eyes were looking at the shore, at this time, he was still alone in the water, he had to find someone on the shore to get him a pair of underwear and big pants!
However, at this time, everyone is busy burying the pot and cooking, who still comes to play by the water?
"How? How does it feel to swim naked? Zhang Chenggang smiled greasy and teased Li Xiaoer.
"Wait!" Li Xiaoer no longer paid attention to these two guys, knowing that they must be dogs that couldn't spit out ivory from their mouths, and their eyes continued to search the shore, hoping to see an acquaintance appear.
The emperor lived up to his wishes, Li Xiaoer finally saw a familiar figure change out of his swimsuit and get out of the tent.
"Hi, hi, Wang Lele!" Li Xiaoer hurriedly shouted, waving his hands in the water! What he saw was Wang Lele.
"What's the matter?" Wang Lele wiped his wet hair and asked casually.
"Come to the lake, I'll tell you something!" Li Xiaoer hurriedly said.
"What can't you say?" Wang Lele looked at Li Xiaoer suspiciously, and his eyes fell on Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang who were by the lake, and did not take his own steps.
None of these three guys are good people, one is in the water, and the other two are on the shore, Wang Lele immediately thought that the three of them didn't think of good things, it must be Li Xiaoer who called him over, and then the other two guys pushed themselves into the water...... Especially when he saw the malicious smiles on Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang's faces, Wang Lele muttered even more in his heart.
Li Xiaoer, who was in the water, naturally understood all this, and hurriedly said: "Don't care about these two guys who are not human, come here, I'll whisper to you." ”
Well? Whisper?
These three words undoubtedly have a fatal allure for Wang Lele? After hesitating for a moment, Wang Lele still took a step towards the lake! At the same time, I thought in my heart: If Li Xiaoer really wants to whisper to himself, even if he is pushed into the water by those two guys, it is worth it!
Soon, Wang Lele walked to the lake. And what she had imagined didn't happen. Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang did not push Wang Lele into the water!
Seeing Wang Lele coming over, Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang glanced at each other, got up and ran, until Wang Lele was confused, and he didn't know what illness these two people had committed.
However, Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang ran away, and Li Xiaoer's underwear and big pants were immediately revealed.
Seeing these two things, Wang Lele immediately understood what was going on. And Li Xiaoer also saw his underwear and big pants with sharp eyes, lowered his voice, and said in a voice that only Wang Lele could hear: "Hurry up, throw my brother's underwear and big pants over!" ”
"That's what you're calling me for?" Wang Lele asked with a smile.
"Nonsense isn't!" Li Xiaoer glared and said, "My bare ass!" ”
"If you ask me, you have this attitude?" Wang Lele showed a bright smile on his face, and said to Li Xiaoer with a smile.
It's just that Wang Lele's smile at this time, in Li Xiaoer's opinion, is undoubtedly a demon's smile!
Is this really a tiger at the front door and a wolf at the back door? Wang Yi, Zhang Chenggang is not a good bird, this Wang Lele is not a fuel-efficient lamp?
"Hey, hey, hey! Wang Lele, can you please throw me my panties and big pants? Li Xiaoer hurriedly smiled and said in a low voice.
I can't help it! I can't get my underwear and big pants, how can I get out of the water? What's more, Wang Lele is alone in front of him, who else can he ask for help if he doesn't ask her for help? You can shout at yourself, but then you know that you are swimming naked with your bare ass? How humiliating is that......
"The attitude is pretty good, but you don't mean anything, isn't it too insincere?" Wang Lele smiled evilly and said: "This person is very philistine now, I helped you so much and rescued you from danger, do you have to show a little?" ”
What's more, this is clearly a falling stone! Rob while it's hot, no, rob while it's water!
"Then how do you want me to repay your great kindness?" Li Xiaoer suppressed the anger in his heart and asked in a low voice. There are already many people's eyes looking here, Li Xiaoer doesn't want people to know that he has a bare ass!
"Say you're not sincere, you're just insincere!" Wang Lele immediately said: "How can you repay me, and you still want me to make my own requests?" You really don't have any sincerity at all! ”
"Shall I do it then?" Li Xiaoer couldn't suppress his anger, so he simply went straight to the single: "Promising with oneself has been the highest state of repaying people since ancient times, you see, I have to promise with oneself, is this sincerity enough?" ”
Hearing Li Xiaoer's words, Wang Lele's face suddenly flew with two blushes!
Seeing Wang Lele's appearance, Li Xiaoer immediately remembered that he and Wang Lele were angry that time, and he was going to be angry with her when he was camping!
Thinking of this, Li Xiaoer immediately said: "Wang Lele, you didn't mean not to give me clothes, did you?" ”
Seeing the disdainful look on Li Xiaoer's face, Wang Lele asked, "What do you mean?" ”
"What do you mean? Hmph, I know you're mad at me because of your birthday, but that's also because that friend of yours is pushing me not to be! Li Xiaoer rolled his eyes and said, "If you really think I'm nothing!" Throw me the panties and big pants and I'll act like we didn't say anything between us! ”
Having said that, why doesn't Wang Lele understand what Li Xiaoer is talking about?
"Humph!" Wang Lele snorted heavily, and said angrily: "Is this girl a person who doesn't talk much?" Here you go. As he spoke, Wang Lele crumpled Li Xiaoer's underwear and big pants, threw them to Li Xiaoer, who was still in the water, and continued: "I'm waiting for you in the tent tonight to see if you dare to come or not!" ”
The crumpled panties and big pants fell into the water, and Li Xiaoer hurriedly walked a few steps in the water and got his underwear and big pants!
"it!" Li Xiaoer breathed a sigh of relief and couldn't help but scold: "Wang Yi, Zhang Chenggang, you two little rabbit cubs, you look good when I catch you!" ”
Please be as good as the agitation! This trick is used on Wang Lele, and it also works! Li Xiaoer followed her, and after grinding for a long time, she didn't throw her panties and big pants to Li Xiaoer! provoked her, everything was neat!
Li Xiaoer put on his underwear and big pants in the water, and then he walked ashore! And Wang Lele had already gone far away, and at this time he was having a picnic with a few girls who were cooking together!
Li Xiaoer couldn't take care of a lot, and strode back and forth in the crowd, he was looking for Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang, two cheap people!
"Hey, I said Zhang Chenggang, it's not a way for us to hide like this? Aren't we going to eat? Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang were hiding behind a tent at this time, watching Li Xiaoer search for him.
"Shut up, Li Xiaoer is here! Hurry up and slip away. As Zhang Chenggang spoke, the cat's waist slipped behind the tent.
Wang Yi followed Zhang Chenggang into the distance like a whole!
"Stop!" It was already late, only to hear Li Xiaoer's loud shout, and people chased after the two of them!
A "whoosh" sound sounded through the air, and before Li Xiao and the others arrived, they saw a slipper flying over very powerfully!
Wang Yi saw the opportunity quickly and immediately lay on the ground. As soon as Zhang Chenggang turned his head, the slipper "snapped" and smashed into his face accurately!
At the same time, Li Xiaoer also rushed over, one in one hand, and picked up the two of them like chickens!
"Hehe, little second brother, don't be angry, we're just joking with you!" Zhang Chenggang took off the slippers on his face, respectfully handed them to Li Xiaoer, and smiled carefully!
"That's right, Li Xiaoer, you're not someone who can't afford to joke, right?" Wang Yi took a different route, first using words to block Li Xiaoer's mouth.
The three of them were making trouble in the tent camp, and they had already been seen by Yu Yangyang. I only heard Yu Yangyang shouting loudly at this time: "Li Xiaoer, Wang Yi, Zhang Chenggang, what the hell are you three doing?" Everyone is burying the pot and cooking, why don't you hurry up? ”
Yu Yangyang's words are undoubtedly heavenly in the ears of Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang! I heard the two of them agree at the same time: "It's coming, it's coming!" ”
Obviously, the place where the pot is buried and the tent cannot be too close, in case of a fire, it will be troublesome.
Who knew that Li Xiaoer grabbed the two of them at this time and said, "If you want me to let you two go, I'll eat with the two of you at noon today, and the two of you are responsible for cooking!" ”
Wang Yi and Zhang Chenggang glanced at each other, nodded at the same time and said, "Okay, no problem!" ”
In the eyes of the two of them, as long as they don't get into trouble with Li Xiaoer, it's already very good! This is also deserved, the two of them are completely self-inflicted, Li Xiaoer's joke, is it so easy to make?
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