Chapter 20: Of course, did you take me?
Tianya Media Chenglun Branch
"Get out of the car!" After a night of getting along, Sha Yue's illusion with Xi Yuanbai was shattered, leaving only full of scars.
Xi Yuanbai looked depressed, the eldest sister is joking, as for it! This mortal is too small-minded to even prepare breakfast for himself.
Xi Yuanbai also found a very real problem, now the body will be sleepy and hungry, he doesn't even have a place to stay, and he is penniless, he can't afford to buy a bun, and now it has suddenly become a big problem.
As for the idea of forcible grabbing! Xi Yuanbai never thought about it, letting a god rob mortals of things, this kind of thing is like a pig and a dog grabbing food, even if Xi Yuanbai starves to death, he doesn't bother to do this kind of thing, this is the dignity of the superior!
"Boss, buy a tea egg!" At this time, the aunt on the side of the road greeted many aunts and uncles who were buying breakfast downstairs in the morning.
"Gollum! That one...... I am hungry! Xi Yuanbai had to remind Sha Yue of the fact that he hadn't eaten breakfast yet.
"Hungry?" Sha Yue frowned coldly.
"Sasha, buy one, I was wrong!" Xi Yuanbai felt that the gods should be able to bend and stretch, and not be rash, so he said pitifully.
"......" Sha Yue has known Xi Yuanbai for two days, and found that this guy has changed too much, at first he felt like a mysterious and unpredictable man, and then found out that he was actually a dead joke who didn't understand the amorous feelings, but now he looks like a good young man who knows his mistakes and can change them.
In fact, Xi Yuanbai is equivalent to a big boy whose heart has not yet fully matured, and Nuwa tried every means to trick him into coming to the earth just to hone his heart.
Xi Yuanbai himself is a character who recognizes familiarity but does not recognize life, since Sha Yue has accepted and convinced himself, Xi Yuanbai does not mind showing his true side, so it seems that there is a big gap between the front and back.
For Xi Yuanbai's pretending to be pitiful, Sha Yue found that she didn't have any resistance, and last night's resentment disappeared in an instant, and obediently took out a hundred Chinese coins for Xi Yuanbai to eat, this woman is really a strange animal.
Under the ghostly gaze of the aunt who sells tea eggs, Xi Yuanbai ate more than 20 tea eggs and more than ten cups of black rice porridge to stop his hunger, and Sha Yue was far away, for fear of letting people know that the two knew each other.
Xi Yuanbai was also a little embarrassed, this was a side effect of the sudden loss of mana, and it was estimated that he would have to use the "Sun, Moon and Star Quenching Technique" to adjust it for at least ten days and half a month to recover.
After the meal, Xi Yuanbai entered the company with Sha Yue's car familiarly, Sha Yue's work card has top authority, and the road is unimpeded, and people who know Sha Yue will call him "Sha Sha" or "Sister Sha", but along the way, Xi Yuanbai is the protagonist of everyone's attention.
"Is that the bodyguard he beat up at yesterday's concert?"
"Tang Yixiu is said to be still lying in the hospital~"
"Wow! So handsome, more handsome than the photos! ”
As a staff member of Tianya Media, I naturally know what happened at the concert yesterday, but the "exchange" later is naturally not enough for outsiders.
Xi Yuanbai looked calm and abnormal, but in fact, he was a little excited at this time, because he found that some of the staff actually exuded a trace of convincing desire for themselves, indicating that they had a good impression of themselves, it seems that this is the benefit of punching Xiao Bai Face, indicating that many people in the company don't like Xiao Bai Face, and they beat Xiao Bai Face so they get their trust and love, Xi Yuanbai quickly understood the reason.
In fact, there are many ways to subdue believers in the Purple Cloud Realm, the simplest and most direct of which is to perform miracles, so that mortals can believe in fear, in fact, as long as they make the other party trust themselves, they can subdue believers, such as some gods, who preach the Tao with chivalry, or chivalrous righteousness, or chivalrous tenderness, or righteousness, everyone admires and trusts him from the bottom of their hearts; There are also gods who preach the word with goodness, or rob the rich and help the poor, or give charity, or repay vows for the people, and everyone is grateful to him and believes in him; There are also gods who preach the Tao with art, or use the most beautiful voice in the world, or use the most moving dance in the world, or write the most magical words in the world, and everyone loves him and worships him......
What Xi Yuanbai now chooses is to prove the Tao with art, so that mortals will love and worship him, so as to subdue him.
Broker office area on the 4th floor
"Click!" Sha Yue pushed open the door of the office, "Mr. Ye, Mr. Xi is here!" ”
"Let him in!" Ye Lishi put down the text in her hand, took off her gold-rimmed glasses, and a smile appeared at the corner of her mouth.
Although it was a new environment, Xi Yuanbai was not stage frightened at all, he sat on the sofa opposite Ye Lishi at will, and saw some fruits on the coffee table, Xi Yuanbai unceremoniously picked it up and ate it, just now he ate too many eggs, and his mouth was a little dry.
"Yuanbai, I'll call you that, no problem." Ye Lishi stood up, took out a bag of Wen Jiàn from the drawer, walked to the sofa next to Xi Yuanbai and sat down, and smiled officially, "How did you sleep last night?" ”
"Mr. Ye, you are really boring, the problem is the same every time!" Xi Yuanbai took a bite of the apple, looked up and replied, using the title of Mr. Ye for the first time, it was regarded as recognizing the identity of the other party, and then asked, "That little white face will not come to trouble me again." ”
"Hehe, don't worry, the contract with Yan Shidan last night has been written, no matter what problems arise in the ring, you will be responsible for yourself, you don't have to worry!" Ye Lishi said, putting the bag in her hand in front of Xi Yuanbai, "Your ID card and bank card have been completed!" ”
When Xi Yuanbai heard this, he was not polite, and directly took out his ID card and bank card to play with it, Xi Yuanbai learned on the Internet, this thing is equivalent to the life card in the Ziyun Realm, a symbol of identity, and it needs to be used in many places, otherwise it is a black household, and he can't do anything.
In addition to the name Xi Yuanbai, the other information on the ID card is made up, the birthday is March 12, 94, the age is 21, the gender is male, the name is Hua, the issuing authority is Qinghua District, Chenglun City, Wuchuan Province, and the address is No. 021, Changhe Street, Tianping Town, Chenglun City, and there is no flaw in it.
As for the bank card, it is the same as the spirit card of the Purple Cloud Realm, which is a currency in circulation.
These two things are what Xi Yuanbai urgently needs, and Xi Yuanbai unceremoniously included them in his bag, I have to say that Ye Lishi is still very reliable, at least Xi Yuanbai feels very reliable.
"Don't worry, it's all true, there is 50,000 Chinese dollars in the bank card, which is the first month's salary in advance!" Ye Lishi added.
"Thank you~" Xi Yuanbai nodded and put the two things in his pocket.
"By the way, you said last night that you want to be an artist, right?" Ye Lishi saw Xi Yuanbai accept his ID card and bank card, his eyes were full of smiles, and he looked like a strange aunt who wanted to kidnap children.
"Of course, did you take me?" Xi Yuanbai smiled very simply, like an innocent child.
So, Ye Lishi's tragic life as a shovel official is about to begin!