"'Chuchu' is my daughter, and Alice is my wife. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The direct, crisp, and domineering declaration was instantly spread all over the world through the Internet.

The countries of the European Union, which have been paying close attention to this matter, breathed a sigh of relief when they saw this sentence. According to the assessment of the panel of psychologists, Ike will not give up on her sister Alice.

It seems that the experts are not wrong in their calculations. However, from now on, we in the EU will have competitors.

Fuck, it's a fuck!

……

China. Ministry of Information Industry, Network Division.

The computer experts, who had been waiting in front of the computer for three days and three nights, cheered happily.

He confessed! He confessed the identity of 'Chu Chu'! ”

"'Destiny' (the supercomputer) did not make prediction errors. Success, we China succeeded! ”

"Quickly report this news to the central government!"

"Yes, Minister!"

Zhongnanhai.

The senior leaders who were reported were all relieved.

God's pitiful, everyone can't even sleep well these days. If Ike doesn't recognize this daughter, China will be in an extremely embarrassing situation.

"Fortunately, he confessed, he finally confessed!"

"The folk rumors are not wrong: Ike is indeed a kind child."

"Call back to Russia: China agreed to the invitation and is scheduled to visit Moscow in three days!"

"Yes, Chairman!"

……

As Ike God himself spoke out and admitted the identity of the baby girl, the world became a sensation again.

It's been a lot of talk around the world.

Although, in the Twitter message sent by the great god today, there is no information about the distribution of technology equity. However, everyone understands:

China is really going to rise!

Because, that is the only daughter of the great god, and she is the first heir in line.

As long as she can grow up safely, at that time, the infinite wealth of the great god will have her share.

This is true both in terms of legal theory and human ethics.

Unless, when she grows up, she becomes a waste. But, is this possible?

No way!

No matter how stupid the Chinese government is, it will not educate "Chu Chu" into waste.

Some governments have begun to convene emergency parliaments to discuss a new "China policy."

From today, China's international political treatment may be greatly improved.

China is going to become a fragrant bun!

That day.

The official spokesman of the Chinese government held a press conference and announced in red light:

China will donate 6.7 billion yuan to the United Nations Children's Fund for Women (UNICEF) to improve the lives and education of women and children in need around the world.

As soon as this news came out, it caused a national sensation.

The 1.5 billion Chinese sang praises and unanimously supported the central government's decision.

In the past, every time the Chinese government donated money to foreign countries, it would attract a lot of scolding from the people. However, not this time, really not.

The people are not stupid, they know very well what this donation is for.

This is to celebrate the birth of Princess Chu Chu on June 7.

What is the donation of 6.7 billion materials?

Sort of a fart!

With the little princess Chuchu, China will change from a developing country to a developed country.

Think of the EU26!

Their citizens are already enjoying the high benefits of the European Union. Since having Miss Alice, their benefits have been higher.

Almost everyone has a car and a house, which is a national dividend issued by the government to the people.

It's been sent every year!

Where do these bonuses come from? From Miss Alice!

Miss Alice owns 25% of all super technologies except Big Watermelon Technology.

What a huge stake!

Not only the EU has benefited, but also their nationals.

Haha, the EU nationals today is our Chinese nationals tomorrow!

"Praise the little princess!"

"Long live the little princess!"

"Long live the Communist Party!"

Today, not only China has become a fragrant bun, but the baby girl named "Chu Chu" has become the fragrant bun in the fragrant bun.

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China. Bei Jing. A certain quadrangle.

This is the residence of a certain deputy state-level cadre, his surname is Zhao, Zhao Lichun. (Moon Dance is too lazy to think about the name, and has been watching "In the Name of the People" recently, so I borrowed the name directly.) Hee-hee. ）

At this time, the Zhao family was gathering for dinner.

But think about it, what is happening in China today, who still has the heart to eat.

"Old man, is she still in the PLA General Hospital?"

Who is she?

Obviously, it refers to "Chu Chu".

Hearing the words of the junior, Old Man Zhao nodded.

Everyone at the dinner table was overjoyed, and hurriedly said, "Old man, can we bring some gifts to see her?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Old Man Zhao raised his head and glanced at everyone expressionlessly.

At this time, another junior spoke.

"Old man, we gave birth to a big fat boy in Sanfang last year. Can we take him to see 'Chu Chu'? ”

When the sound fell, Old Man Zhao shouted angrily on the spot: "What? Do you still want to marry her? Put away your thoughts! At present, no one can enter the PLA General Hospital! ”

"What? This can't be, old man! If we can't get in, can't we even get you? You're a vice-national! ”

"Vice-national? Oh, not to mention the vice-national level, even the national level can't get in. Now to enter the PLA General Hospital, you must have the consent of the National Wu Hospital, the Military Commission, and the chairman, and all three parties are indispensable. ”

When the sound fell, the audience was shocked.

"Old man, this can't be! I see that there are quite a lot of patients who come in and out of the PLA General Hospital every day! ”

But hearing the sound of "pop", Old Man Zhao threw the wine glass on the table heavily.

"Innocent!"

Old Man Zhao scolded with hatred, and then said, "Do you really think those are patients? I'm not afraid to tell you that those patients are all fakes, and they are the elite agents of the Ministry of National Security and the Intelligence Department of the General Staff. Since March of this year, the hospital has not had any outside patients, including previous patients, who have been replaced by these agents. And not to mention the patients, even the doctors and nurses in it have been replaced by the military. ”

"Anyone who trespasses, whoever it is, will be killed on the spot!"

"Do you still want to go in? Still want to? ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone shook their heads in shock.

This, this is also terrifying, right?

The security of this hospital is too strict, almost stricter than Zhongnanhai.

"Old man, what about our three rooms? The one born in our third room is your own grandson, can't you help me think of a way? ”

Hearing this, Old Man Zhao shook his head and said helplessly: "There is no way, there is no way!" She is not something that our Zhao family can touch! Although she is still a Chinese national, she ......"

"Think about who her father is. If my expectations are correct, it is estimated that in two days the US government will ask us for someone from China! ”

"Shhhh

As soon as these words came out, the audience gasped.

Does the U.S. government want to ask for someone from China?

Oh my God, will we China back down? If it doesn't, will the United States give up? Will the peerless god give up?

Oh no, it's another world war!

……