Chapter 20: The Donkey's Fleas
Ke Xiaonan's appearance surprised everyone, and the moment Ke Xiaonan said the thief, everyone was even more surprised.
"Xiao Nan, didn't you faint? How did it end up here? β
We asked Ke Xiaonan a little puzzled.
"Wait a minute, I'll tell you again, now let's hurry to the third class of the third grade, and catch Huang Xiaodonkey together while he is still on duty and hasn't left the campus yet!"
Ke Xiaonan's confident words mobilized everyone's enthusiasm.
I really didn't expect that the theft of stationery boxes in this school would be so easy to solve!
A few of us ran together in the direction of the third grade class.
As soon as we arrived at the door of the third class of the third grade, we looked through the window and found no "jerboa"!
Oh no, did he get the news and have already fled?
"Little Dan, Xiao Nan, Xiao Guo, come on! The little yellow donkey has already run downstairs! Little Beibei can't catch up with him! β
At this time, Liu Xiaobei's shout came from the bottom of the teaching building, because the first-grade trio was running slowly just now, so when Ke Xiaonan and Sun Xiaoguo arrived at the door of the third class of the third year, the three of them were still at the bottom of the building.
I actually escaped!
"Little egg, you have to be careful, jerboa, it has excellent jumping ability, maybe it just heard our footsteps and jumped through the window!"
Ke Xiaonan patted us on the shoulder and said to us.
Jerboa,It's the only person in the third grade of Sunshine Elementary School who won the three good students last year.,This person is good at escaping.,The speed is amazing.,Although the attack power is scum.,But the bounce power is beyond the reach of ordinary elementary school students!
The three of us immediately rushed to the balcony on the third floor, and we happened to see the figure of the little yellow donkey from above.
Huang Xiaodonkey, sure enough, is a master of escape.
The first-grade trio just stopped the way of the yellow donkey.
"You're more despicable than us, and you're stealing stationery boxes, how much is that worth! If you want to steal, steal the car parked at the door, and after smashing the car, the iron can be sold for a good price! How stupid! Why!"
Liu Xiaobei said proudly at Huang Xiaodonkey.
Guan Xiaoyu suddenly hit Liu Xiaobei's head with a hammer!
"Big brother, be a low-key person, how can you leak the road to wealth of the three of us so lightly!"
"I was also forced, you three get out of the way for me, you can't catch me!"
Seeing such a situation, Huang Xiaodonkey was also a little panicked, the sweat on his head kept rising, and nothing could stop him.
"You dare to be so arrogant in front of our first-year trio, looking at my little Beibei's special move 'Invincible Shirt Self-Detonation', there is no choice but to use the big one! Boom! β
"Invincible shirt self-explosion" is Liu Xiaobei's unique trick, this trick guΓ² inflats his own **, so that the clothes on his body are broken, those broken clothes will produce a lot of fragments, fragments will be scattered everywhere, in order to hit the enemy, but unfortunately the disadvantage is that every time you use it, Liu Xiaobei will fall into **!
"Big brother, you actually amplified the trick as soon as you came up, in this case, you will scare the yellow little donkey away! You have to keep a low profile! β
Zhang Xiaoyu looked at Liu Xiaobei's chest with a frightened face, and it was rapidly increasing!
"Now that the eldest brother has amplified his tricks, my little Feifei can't be so low-key. Look at my 'boogers, I bounce' and let you die in boogers! β
I saw Zhang Fei sticking his dark fingers into his nostrils, constantly digging into his nose, and the nose on his hands was getting bigger and bigger!
The smell of the great war is getting stronger and stronger, and the color of the sky is getting darker and darker!
"It's over, Huang Xiaodonkey, you quickly kneel down and apologize to the three of our brothers, my little Yuyu won't let go of his tricks today! I'm a very low-key person! β
"Hmph, you're so naΓ―ve, I'm too lazy to play with you"
After speaking, the yellow little donkey was about to jump into the air!
"Burst"
Liu Xiaobei's body swelled like a steamed steamed bun, and after he shouted loudly, his white school uniform mixed with the underwear inside his body was all shattered into pieces and scattered into the air.
"I'm playing, I'm playing, I'm playing!"
Zhang Xiaofei had more and more boogers on his hands, he rubbed them into small balls, began to put them on his fingers, and bounced them out one by one in the direction of the yellow donkey.
Huang Xiaodonkey had just jumped less than two meters into the air, but his eyes were covered by the fragments of Liu Xiaobei's clothes in the sky.
"Ahh What is covering my eyes? I'm going to fall! β
I saw the little yellow donkey fall from the sky and fall to the ground!
At this time, Zhang Xiaofei's boogers were also bounced out one by one and hit Huang Xiaodonkey's face!
"What the hell, ah! It hurts! I'll never steal again! β
Huang Xiaodonkey kept spinning on the ground, his eyes were blindfolded, and all parts of his body were attacked by Zhang Xiaofei's boogers! It made him extremely painful!
Seeing this scene, we not only felt that the first-grade trio actually had such a magical ability!
"You look down on my little donkey!" 'Psychic Flea Summoning Technique', you forced me! You forced me! β
I saw Huang Xiaodonkey shouting this sentence at the first-grade trio!
"A cloud-piercing sword, a thousand fleas to meet! A cloud-piercing arrow, a thousand fleas to meet! A cloud-piercing arrow, a thousand fleas to meet! β
The mouth of the yellow donkey kept repeating these three incantations.
Suddenly, from all sides of the teaching building, a large wave of fleas kept pouring out, and they kept gathering in front of the yellow little donkey, accumulating more and more!
"Ah, little Beibei, little Feifei, run away! Otherwise, you'll be bitten to death by fleas! My little feather feather withdrew first."
"Damn, there is still this trick, my little Feifei is scared, I'm going to slip away!"
I saw Guan Xiaoyu and Zhang Xiaofei immediately hiding in the teaching building.
"Ahh I don't have any clothes to wear, so you come back to me and give me a dress to wear! β
When Liu Xiaobei saw this situation, she was so frightened that her voice turned into a cry!
"Go, fleas"
I saw a large wave of fleas, surging in the direction of Liu Xiaobei.
"Squeak" These fleas are huge in number and make frightening and weird sounds!
"It's not good, little Beibei is in danger!"
Let's see, these fleas are about to bite Liu Xiaobei!
Suddenly, we had an idea, we immediately unbuttoned our pants, took out the root of our life, stood on the balcony on the third floor, and squirted urine in the direction of these fleas.
I saw that these fleas were suddenly poured by our urine, drowned, smoked!
More than a thousand fleas, only a pile of corpses remained!
Huang Xiaodonkey looked at us and Ke Xiaonan and Sun Xiaoguo standing on the third floor in horror!
"Sure enough, it's a big brother, and even pee is from the third floor down, which is different! Unique beauty! β
The trio of first-year students all gave us a thumbs up!
"Nani, my army of carefully fleased fleas has been killed by a soak of your pee, woooooooooooo I can't accept it! β
The yellow donkey began to go crazy!
He immediately jumped up, intending to run away again.
"Look at my Sun Xiaoguo's 'marbles and nets' that you can't escape!"
I saw Sun Xiaoguo take out a large handful of glass marbles from his pocket and sprinkle them into the air.
Countless glass marbles fell from the sky and hit the yellow donkey's body hard!
The little yellow donkey was beaten and bruised all over his body, and fell to the ground trembling!
"I didn't expect that my yellow little donkey was defeated by your hands, I can't accept it! I stole all the stationery boxes, so take me to the principal! I have no regrets about losing in your hands! Woooooo β
Seeing this, Liu Guanzhang's trio immediately ran over and trapped the yellow little donkey with a rope!
"Big brother, go! Let's get him to the principal's office! Hee-hee, you have to be promoted to the five bars! Momda"
Liu Xiaobei said excitedly to us standing on the third floor.
At this time, an obese figure suddenly flashed on the roof of the teaching building.
Ke Xiaonan lifted his black-framed glasses and shot his gaze to the rooftop!
"No, there is another secret in this stationery box theft case!"