Chapter 232: Joke
seems to understand that it is a prank, and at the same time that Li Minzhe is sensible, the two are also childlike, and really asked: "Hello, we usually rarely watch TV because of our work, so I don't know about you, I'm really sorry." ”
"Don't watch TV? Don't you usually go shopping? Our songs are always playing, too. ”
"This, it's not convenient for us to go shopping because of work, I haven't gone shopping for 5 years, what about you, brother?"
"It's been a long time, I haven't been shopping since 2,000 years." Song Kang-ho recalled.
Sentence by sentence, Kim Taeyeon was speechless, what work can't watch TV or go shopping, Kim Taeyeon strongly thinks that it is a hidden camera at this moment, Lee Min-chul can always think of himself for such bad things, so he said in an increasingly unkind tone: "You have so many work restrictions, just don't do it, it's not fun at all." ”
"I personally feel okay, I still want to work for decades, and besides, you and I should be considered peers." Lee Byung-hun covered his mouth and twitched when he said this, and at the same time pointed to Lee Min-chul and asked him to go to a farther place to have fun.
"Peers? Children, what can our peers do if they can't watch TV or go shopping? Kim Taeyeon asked with a frown.
Everyone had no answer, and Zheng Xiuyan in the coma said casually: "Star." ”
"Are you celebrities?" Kim Taeyeon asked with a big grin, she didn't believe it herself.
"yes." Li Bingxian said very confidently.
"Do I know you?"
"I should have heard of it, I think I'm a mediocre mix, but you must have heard my eldest brother's name." Hearing this, Lee Min-cheol had already started to hammer the table with a smile, and today Kim Taeyeon seemed to be possessed by Pani.
"So confident." Saying that, Kim Taeyeon thought about it, what show can invite a big-name star to tease herself, and the probability of hiding the camera is relatively high: "I am Kim Taeyeon of Girls' Generation." What do you call it? ”
"It's so direct, well, I hope you've heard of it, or I'll be embarrassed." Lee Byung-hun cleared his throat: "Hello Miss Kim Tae-yeon, I'm Lee Byung-hun." ”
"Lee Byung-hun?" Kim Taeyeon opened her mouth wide and shouted, while silence fell in the chattering car: "Lee Min-chul." You speak to me, is it true? ”
"I vouch for Xiaoxian's personality, he is really Lee Byung-hun, the Lee Byung-hun who made the movie, do you know him, if you don't know us, you have to laugh at him." In the end, Lee Min-chul was directly happy.
"Li Minzhe, let's settle our accounts in the evening." After gritting her teeth and saying a word, Kim Taeyeon quickly adjusted her tone: "How can you not know your predecessors, our favorite movie is your favorite." ”
"Don't believe one. Her favorite is Kang Dong Won. Lee Min-chul broke the news mercilessly.
There was silence on the other end of the phone, and even Lee Byung-hun could guess that the other party must be blushing: "It's okay, it's good if you can like my movie." ”
Speaking of this, it seemed that the phone was about to hang up, but Xu Xian asked smartly: "There is another senior, let's say hello together." ”
"Oh, I'm Song Kang-ho, do you know?" The big brother even made a joke.
The girls on the other side were already petrified, and they were chattering and saying hello in a mess. Li Minzhe was complaining in his heart: If you really don't know each other, will you find their company directly?
Took the phone. Li Minzhe quickly sorted it out: "Okay, a little joke, and finally ask you, is our movie missing a heroine, can you come?" ”
Lee Min-chul vaguely heard the laughter on the other end of the phone, probably all of them were other girls. You must know that Kim Taeyeon only took the most basic acting classes when she was a trainee, and Lee Min-cheol was obviously entertaining her. But Kim Taeyeon didn't give in like this.
"Go, why don't you go." Kim Taeyeon said angrily, originally thought that she could take him in a game, but she still underestimated Lee Min-chul's lower limit.
"I want to come. Interviews. There are Jeon Do-yeon and Choi Ji-woo competing with you at the same time, we have to continue to invite it, and I will inform you of the specific interview time, don't embarrass me later, I will eat you raw if I can't grab the role. Li Minzhe said weakly, obviously laughing without strength.
"You... You...... You're cheating, I won't play with you anymore. Kim Tae-yeon showed a child's temper and hung up the phone directly.
Both sides laughed for a long time, and finally hit again, introducing the two to each other, and at the same time asking the girls to beg Director Kim Ji-woon to give them some in the future.
And Lee Byung-hun likes Kim Taeyeon's personality unusually: "I'll watch your works when I go back, and in the future I will say that my favorite group is Girls' Generation, so shouldn't your idol be changed." ”
After thinking for a while, Kim Taeyeon said carefully: "Otherwise, the seniors said that the second favorite combination is Girls' Generation?" My second idol is you, my senior. ”
"Ah, Kim Tae-yeon, don't you say that Jiang Dong-won is behind me?" Lee Min-chul interjected.
"You? Today's day is completely over, the most hated artist Lee Min-chul. Kim Taeyeon shouted hysterically.
ended the pleasant conversation, everyone began to look for actresses again, and finally Song Kang-ho found Ha Ji Won to star, for this Lee Hyo-ri in the film industry, Lee Min-chul has also heard about it for a long time, and they are all very bold and righteous personalities.
After finalizing all the details, Jin Zhiyun finally said: "Then everyone will go back and deal with it, and we will see you directly in Daejeon in three days, and I hope that everyone will cooperate happily in the next 2 months." ”
When a few people came out, the reporters quickly surrounded them, this time Li Minzhe did not overstep his bounds, Kim Zhiyun and Song Kanghao said a few words respectively, and several people dispersed.
When Kim Tae-yeon returned to the dormitory at night, he immediately went straight to Lee Min-chul's room. However, when I first entered the house, it was dark, and turning on the lights had no effect, but there were square areas of luminous light on the ground.
Kim Taeyeon squatted down curiously and took the sticker that turned out to be glow-in-the-dark, and at the same time, there was a glow-in-the-dark text on it, and there were only a few words on each piece of paper that could be seen very clearly: Can you not be angry?
Looking at the words made up by a few pieces of paper, Kim Taeyeon couldn't help but be happy, and at the same time immediately controlled her expression: "Dream, I'll tell you that the matter is not over." ”
Continue to pick it up: "I was wrong, can I apologize to you?" ”
"Is it just such an insincere apology? Not accepted. Kim Taeyeon said arrogantly.
"That's pretty much it, is this still called insincerity?" Lee Min-chul, who was hiding in the innermost part of the room, couldn't help but say.
But Kim Taeyeon ignored him. This is when a fork in the road appears: forgive me to the left, not forgive me to the right.
Without the slightest hesitation, Kim Taeyeon walked directly to the right, opposite the guest room they usually use, the door opened with a slight push, and the instant scenery made Kim Taeyeon stand still.
Glow-in-the-dark stickers are used throughout the room. Stars and butterflies are plastered all over the surrounding walls, and a portrait of a girl is posted on the ceiling, a dreamlike scene that fascinates Kim Tae-yeon.
But after looking at that image for a long time, Kim Tae-yeon always felt why that person looked so much like Jung so-yeon, and angrily walked to the left side of the fork in the road, leading to Lee Min-chul's bedroom, the door was locked tightly.
Knocking angrily: "Ah, why does that girl's portrait look so much like Zheng Xiuyan?" ”
"I'm pro-Nuna, and I'm not a full-time painter. It's good to be able to spell out an appearance, you said that it was Liu Zaishi, someone feels like it, don't force the words Okay, let me go, today I can also introduce Li Bingxian to you Okay, I know Li Bingxian in the future. Lee Min-chul explained.
reluctantly accepted Lee Min-chul's explanation, but in fact, Kim Taeyeon was not very angry, but just took the opportunity to play a little temper: "Okay." I'm not angry, come out. ”
"That's great. If you don't get angry, you can leave, I will go straight to sleep. Lee Min-chul replied, and at the same time thought to himself: Whoever opens the door is pabou.
Knowing that Lee Min-chul was determined not to come out, he grimaced through the door, Kim Taeyeon silently returned to the guest bedroom, lying on the bed and looking at the girl on the ceiling. I tried to see what I looked like: "This angle looks like mine." ”
Three days passed in a blink of an eye, and Li Minzhe did not waste these three days, while studying the script, and at the same time taking the last opportunity to help a few Nuna play a song.
Taking advantage of Lee Min-cheol's explosive popularity in recent days, several Nuna's songs have become popular to varying degrees. Even Kim Jong-min called: "Yes, help me come to feat when my brother returns." ”
"I'm sorry, I'm a man, I love women, and I hate to be a man."
"You kid, I heard that I'm going to make a movie again, so when I have time, call Shin Ji and Cheon Myung-hoon, and everyone will come out and get together. Even if we're not on stage, we have to cheer each other on in private. Kim Jong-min said.
"Listen to my brother, you can arrange it, I can do it at any time, it's a big deal to ask for a leave, your brother is a big name now, it's a little bit of a leave of absence." Li Minzhe said exaggeratedly.
"Forget it, you can't listen to what Song Kanghao said. Listen to my brother's advice, we debuted early in the ballad circle, so we are stable. But the old monsters in the film and television industry for decades are everywhere, you should be careful. Kim Jongmin joked.
"Okay, don't use this bit of humor for me, don't be funny when you come back, I'm not going to clean up the mess for you." After chatting a few more words, Lee Min-chul thought about it and simply called many friends, and on the last day of going to Daejeon to shoot a movie, Lee Min-chul slept unusually steadily.
At the beginning of April, Lee Min-chul officially gathered at the filming location in Daejeon, and half of the Korean media focused their attention here, and it is estimated that the crew will make headlines the next day if there is any trouble.
After joining the group, I didn't make a movie at the beginning, this movie that pays tribute to American Westerns pays tribute to it very thoroughly, from the lonely smoke of the desert to the yellow sand, from horseback gunfights to train chases, of course, there are a lot of jokes, in short, there are many literary dramas and action scenes.
Li Minzhe really didn't want to be busy anymore, and at this moment he couldn't wait to hug Xu Xian and cry loudly: "I understand you." Looking at the two bosses behind him with a smile, Li Minzhe turned around with two middle fingers, but they didn't care.
Touching the red horse under him, Li Minzhe leaned on its ear and whispered: "Good, don't run too fast, be steady, I'll go down and ask you to eat grass in a while, the best grass." ”
Reluctantly begged for comfort, thinking about the various points taught this morning, he firmly grasped the reins and then pressed his legs slightly, and the horse was instructed, but it seemed to be different from Li Minzhe's instructions.
I saw that in this barren wasteland, Li Minzhe rode a horse and galloped wildly, leaving a cloud of smoke and dust behind him. Song Kanghao and the others were also very dissatisfied with Lee Min-cheol's behavior of pretending to be B, where was this the first time to ride a horse.
However, I watched the director keep yelling with the walkie-talkie, and the original escort teacher was long gone, but surprisingly today, the horse ran very fast. The teacher in the back couldn't even catch up.
"Horse, surprised, drive here." The teacher's roar came from Jin Zhiyun's walkie-talkie.
At this time, Li Minzhe couldn't care about anything, and almost lay on the horse while holding the horse's neck tightly with both hands, but he was a taboo this time, because he used too much force. Affected the horse's breathing.
Just now he was galloping wildly, and suddenly the horse began to slow down, and if it wasn't for Li Minzhe's strength, he would have been thrown out. And just after taking a breath, Li Minzhe was about to dismount, but the horse suddenly roared, and then leaned forward with the front hooves to support it, and then backward with the hind hooves to support it, repeating repeatedly.
Lee Min-chul felt that the roller coaster was not so exciting, and at the same time he wanted to vomit all the overnight food in his stomach. At this time, the teacher finally arrived. However, he didn't dare to come over, and while trying to calm the horse's emotions on the periphery, he yelled at Lee Min-chul: "Hold on, if you fall now, you will die." ”
When Li Minzhe heard it, he was already in mid-air, and his last thought was: "You didn't fucking say it earlier!" ”
The height of a horse is not low, and the whole person is really slammed on the ground, and then I finally heard the teacher's voice in time: "Curl up, curl up together." ”
Trying to shrink yourself into a ball. Hold your head with your hands and listen to the sound of the horse's hooves hitting the ground. Every time he didn't step on himself, Lee Min-chul was very happy.
But suddenly, there was a sharp pain in the ankle, as if he had pierced it with a needle, and subconsciously changed the position of his foot, but it turned out to be another horse's hoof, and he cursed secretly, and Li Minzhe's will finally prevailed. Motionless in his position.
Seeing Li Minzhe's painful cry, this teacher was also anxious, this is their reputation. Ignoring the possible danger, the teacher found the gap and hugged the horse's head and fell down heavily.
The fallen horse was still struggling, but the man took off his clothes and put them over the horse's eyes. Slowly, the horse quieted down.
At this time, the large troops in the rear also rushed over, and saw Li Minzhe lying motionless on the ground, several people ran over frantically, always joking with Li Minzhe these days, and even today it was Song Kanghao's idea to let Li Minzhe try the horse first, so Song Kanghao was the most anxious.
"Min-chul, it's okay, what's the injury?" Song Kang-ho anxiously touched Lee Min-cheol's body, trying to find the affected area.
"Don't touch brother, it's impossible for the two of us."
Seeing Li Minzhe's eyes finally opened, Song Kanghao couldn't help but hammer him in the chest: "You dead boy." After speaking, he was about to help Lee Min-chul up, but he could only sit up reluctantly.
At this time, the doctor who came with the crew at the same time also rushed over, and Lee Min-chul pointed to the ankle of his left foot, and he was half-lying in Song Kang-ho's arms.
Watching the doctor pinch the surrounding muscles from time to time, and Lee Min-chul's face was also quite pale, and large drops of sweat mixed with the dust on his face kept dripping down.
The teacher also walked up with concern, and Jin Zhiyun, who was getting angry nowhere, stepped back from the other party, and then grabbed his collar: "This is what you told me about foolproof?" You know who he is, you know how much money we're going to lose if he can't shoot, you know ......."
"Fortunately, it didn't hurt the bones, it's just swelling now, but it will still affect walking, and it may take about half a month of rest," the doctor judged.
Although it's not good news, at least it's not bad, everyone helped Lee Min-chul back to the crew and settled him into bed.
Jin Zhiyun was originally very big, but the news was reported, and after learning about it, Jin Zhiyun was furious with the entire crew, and finally found out that the mouse turned out to be an assistant director who had been with him for a long time, and the embarrassed and angry Jin Zhiyun almost didn't stage a full martial arts with him.
The commercial blockbuster that the whole country is looking forward to, and Lee Min-cheol, one of the protagonists, was trampled on the ankle by a horse just a few days after filming began, and then the news of fractures, broken legs and even death came out.
After Cui Minjing took over the company, there was only one security guard introduced by Lee Min-cheol, although the other party was very responsible, but there were still too many poor people.
For recruitment, Lee Min-cheol and Yoo Jae-seok both uphold the same philosophy: don't recruit people under the banner of the two of them, especially their fans.
So Cui Minjing didn't deliberately publicize the news, but most of her good friends around her who knew the bottom were philosophers. Although it is not said that the company is Lee Min-chul's, it is just a simple poaching, but the results do not make any difference.
When the news flooded again, these faith-minded teams didn't need Cui Minjing to mobilize. After all, it is a company and has funds and official channels, which is different from the private news of the previous philosophers' forums, so these people who are very experienced in dealing with these have well controlled the spread of the message.
When the next morning's reporting finally went berserk, the company team erupted in amazing cheers, and the sense of accomplishment was one thing. The main thing is that they feel that they have finally done something for Lee Min-chul.
Wiping away the tears from the corners of her eyes, Cui Minjing said: "Don't say much, stay with two people on duty with me today, everyone will rest today, and I will invite everyone to a big dinner tomorrow night." ”
"Sister Jing can hold on, be careful to give you the credit card to eat up the limit."
Without waiting for Cui Minjing to answer, a girl had already said for her: "Don't be afraid, our sister Jing is a little rich woman, and I heard that Min Zhe OPPA gave her a huge salary." Sure enough, it's Min-cheol oppa, so handsome. ”
"Don't disgust me there, Wuli Minzhe is 86 years old, sister, you are a post-70s generation, right?"
"With you, he's my Min-cheol oppa."
Lee Min-chul has been asleep since he was carried to the room to deal with it, and the first time he woke up was in the middle of the night, and after looking at the time, it was estimated that even if there was news, they would put it in the newspaper the next day, not on the Internet. So Lee Min-chul is quite calm.
Half-sitting up, Lee Min-chul wondered who would be able to answer the phone at three o'clock in the middle of the night. He himself wondered why the first person thought of her was her, and sure enough, after waiting for a long time, the other side picked up: "What's wrong?" ”
Listening to the sleepy and low voice, but the girl's first sentence was not to accuse Lee Min-cheol of calling so late, not that she thought Lee Min-chul was joking, but that she cared about what happened to him.
Pushing his hair upwards, he said, "Don't be surprised, listen to me." I was trampled by a horse while I was filming. If you don't hurt your bones, you can rest for a few days. ”
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a few seconds, and then Li Minzhe heard the sound of walking, it should be Zheng Xiuyan who walked to the balcony: "How many days do you need to raise it?" ”
The girl successfully grasped the key point again, and Lee Min-cheol admired Zheng Xiuyan's talent very much. He couldn't even panic: "Half a month." ”
"Sure enough, I didn't ask, I just passed, right?" Zheng Xiuyan said coldly: "Then what should you do, it is impossible for your temper to stop the crew and wait for you." ”
"Isn't it up to you, hurry up and get dressed, go to my room to turn on the computer, you know where the snacks are, right? Take the province yourself and starve you. Li Minzhe said with a smile.
"If you have something to think of me, hang up, and call in 10 minutes."
Listening to the busy sound on the mobile phone, Lee Min-chul could think of Zheng Xiuyan's current expression, which must be very cold and expressionless.
And Zheng Xiuyan is not as calm as in her tone, sitting on the edge of the sofa to relieve her dizziness, she is very afraid of being called up suddenly, so her expression is very bad when she is forcibly called up on any occasion, which even Lee Min-cheol doesn't know, this is a problem that he has branded in the years after he left.
walked to Lee Min-cheol's room, took the computer to his bed, got directly into his quilt, smelled it curiously and asked, the pure taste of the quilt, the rare Zheng Xiuyan blushed for her perverted behavior.
"Password!"
"You can't even guess that? Do you want to try again? ”
"At this time, I still have the heart to joke, hurry up, I can sleep again when I go back." Zheng Xiuyan urged.
Silently entered the password, carefully recalled the birthday and date that didn't seem to be anyone's, and now I didn't have the heart to ask, the two chatted directly remotely.
It turned out that Lee Min-chul wanted Zheng Xiuyan to contact his American personal doctor, but after he used his mobile phone number back to South Korea, he didn't even save the phone numbers of these people, so he could only let her contact them by email.
Born in the United States, it is not a problem for her to send an email: "Okay, it's a good mix, even a private doctor is available." ”
"If Kim Taeyeon asks this question, I'll forget it, you still ask." Li Minzhe changed his comfortable posture: "There is no private doctor in the United States, and I go to public hospitals to line up until I die, and minor illnesses have become major illnesses." ”
Zheng Xiuyan still knows about these small problems, and often a private doctor serves many people at the same time, but the doctor Li Minzhe replied quite quickly, which surprised Zheng Xiuyan.
What Lee Min-chul said was true, the only thing he didn't say was that his personal doctor only served a few of Lee Min-cheol's business partners, and it would be bad to throw a lot of dollars every year.
After sending it back and forth for a long time, the answer was finally given: after two days of cultivation, you can consider playing closed, but there will be some sequelae.
Zheng Xiuyan simply talked about these sequelae with Lee Min-chul, but he didn't care about it, he just chatted with the girl a little more, and some of them didn't get it. However, while chatting with Lee Min-chul, Jung so-yeon was going to drive the doctor opposite crazy.
He almost spent more than an hour explaining to Zheng Xiuyan the conventional treatment method for ankle musculature, and the medicinal principles and side effects of closed needles, especially the side effects.
He swore to God that everything was for the sake of money, and after knowing it in his heart, Zheng Xiuyan yawned, chatting with Lee Min-cheol during this time was a subconscious answer, and she even forgot that she was still on the phone now.
Listening to the subtle snoring on the other end of the phone, Li Minzhe held the phone and listened to it for a long time. sent a short message to the busy, who usually gets up early, and when the time comes, they can't find Zheng Xiuyan, thinking that someone is lost.
(Reference: Li Bingbing was also frightened by the horse's filming, and was stepped on the ankle but did not hurt the bones, I originally thought that the horse would break its leg if it stepped on it) (To be continued.) )