"Hello, Sister Lan Lan and I are best friends, you can call me Yihan!" Zhao Yihan stretched out his hand, and when he touched it, he looked generous and decent. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wang Qiang smiled and didn't care too much.

"Egg, why are you here?" Wang Qiang inquired again.

Ouyang Lan hadn't spoken yet, but Zhao Yihan replied quickly, "Sister Lan Lan lives next door, and she happened to come over, and by the way, help me check it!" ”

"Next door? I rub! Sheep eggs, I didn't expect you to be so white and beautiful! Ask for a package. Raise! Wang Qiangtian said shamelessly.

Ouyang Lan's face turned crimson.

The atmosphere was a little weird......

Girlfriends are a magical species, and it may be a casual sentence that will change the choice in a girl's heart.

Thinking of this, Dong Dongdong interjected, "Since Wei Dongsheng is also here, why don't you start competing?" ”

"Hmm!" Zhao Yihan nodded.

The two girls sat back on the stone chair, and Dong Dongdong stood on the left, with high morale! Wei Dongsheng and Wang Qiang stood on the right, and they were also ready to fight hard!

At this time, a snow-white Persian cat, jumping up and down, jumped directly into Zhao Yihan's arms by means of the stone table.

Zhao Yihan's fingers rubbed lightly on the Persian cat's neck, and it was comfortable to "meow~".

"You say, 'My Mi. How big is a mia? Zhao Yihan smiled and asked.

Wang Qiang's breathing suddenly stagnated!

Hold the grass! This question......

Who would have imagined that a young woman who is as beautiful as a flower would ask her in front of you. How big is a mia?

Wang Qiang immediately shook his head and took a big breath of fresh air, for fear that the nosebleed would come out, and it would be a shame!

Wei Dongsheng's face was full of thought!

Dong Dongdong also meditated!

Cut! That's a problem?!

Wang Qiang smiled disdainfully and said loudly, "I know! ”

Wei Dongsheng was a little surprised!

Dong Dongdong looked shocked!

Ouyang Lan also didn't believe it!

Zhao Yihan looked at him and asked, "Then ...... you talk about?"

"Hey, hey!" Wang Qiang smiled lightly, "I guess it's a D cover. Cup! It's about 36d! ”

D Cup!

It's also 36D!

Dong Dongdong immediately couldn't help but laugh exaggeratedly.

Wei Dongsheng's face was full of shame, and he looked like I didn't know you.

Ouyang Lan also pursed her lips and smiled, seducing all beings!

Wang Qiang was a little puzzled!

With his countless experiences of reading women, looking at the appearance, it should be d! There can't be an F or a G! Could it be that she has too many breasts? Or is it a mat? This is a test of eyesight!

Wang Qiang pondered and meditated......

Looking at Wang Qiang's seriousness, Dong Dongdong laughed even louder!

"This cat in my arms is called Mi. Cat’s meow! Zhao Yihan's face flushed with shame and said in a low voice.

Shrimp?!

This Persian cat of yours is called Mi. Cat’s meow!

Hey! You really know how to come up with a name!

Shame on you!

Shame on you!

Wang Qiang looked at Wei Dongsheng's intention to kill people, you must have known it for a long time, just wait to see the joke!

No way! This field must be recovered!

Wang Qiang did not hesitate to use a few time fragments, and after thinking about it carefully, he tried his best to show that he was kind, righteous and awe-inspiring, and loved by everyone, and asked, "I can touch your mi. Miao? ”

Everyone: "......"

Wang Qiang's hands were lightning fast, and after a while, the Persian cat touched all over his body!

I couldn't help but sigh, "Yihan, your Mimi, it's so white, it's so big, it's so soft!" ”

“→_→”

Wei Dongsheng was also a little unhappy, tugged on Wang Qiang's sleeve, and whispered, "Brother, friends and wives can't be bullied!" ”

Yell? I haven't settled the account just now, and you still came to teach me a lesson?

Wang Qiang immediately bent the middle finger of his right index finger slightly, and raised his arm high, "Smack!" "With a bang, I rewarded the other party with a chestnut!

Zhao Yihan had long been ashamed to find a crack in the ground to get into, but unfortunately, the floor was covered with a fine marble floor, which was tightly fitted......

Ouyang Lan couldn't help but take a sip, "Pervert!" ”

Belch......

"This Persian cat of yours should be more than three years old, right?" Wang Qiang said softly.

Zhao Yihan was stunned and looked at Ouyang Lan, the meaning was obvious.

"Nope! I didn't tell him! Ouyang Lan hurriedly waved her hand and said.

Actually got it right?!

Dong Dongdong and Wei Dongsheng looked confused with a capital letter, and sat and listened to the explanation.

When Wang Qiang saw it, he knew it in his heart! Then he coughed lightly, ready to put on the.

"I just touched your mi. Mi, the length of the nails of the middle fingers of his two paws is about 1.6 cm, while the length of his nails in a normal Persian cat should be less than 1 cm in length! According to the habits of Persian cats, nails should grow less than 0.2 cm per year! So, I guess he's more than three years old. ”

"Brother! Awesome! Wei Dongsheng did not skimp on words of praise.

"Of course, as the saying goes, cats have nine lives! This statement is not unreasonable, but cats are born with nine lives, and one life will be used up every year, and the average cat can only live for nine years! And just now I opened my eyes and saw that your cat still has six lives left, so under the double experiment, I can be sure that it is more than three years old! Wang Qiang was up and down, dyed his hair with the breath of a magic stick!

Wei Dongsheng's admiration arose spontaneously and gushed endlessly!

This cow. There is no flaw at all!

"You're cheating!" Dong Dongdong said indignantly: "Nails judge age? Actually open the eyes of the sky? I've never heard of any of them! ”

"What you haven't heard! If you haven't heard of it, it's fake? Wang Qiang smiled, "I haven't heard that you have a father, are you just jumping out of the cracks in the stones?!" ”

"You!" Dong Dongdong looked at Wang Qiang viciously, but ignored Wang Qiang's encouraging eyes and did not continue.

Wang Qiang shook his head regretfully, alas, I didn't expect this guy to be stupid! Originally, I wanted to cut through the mess quickly, as soon as he scolded, the two of them directly pounced on him and beat him up, and the matter ended perfectly, but I didn't expect that people would not give this opportunity!

"Yihan, why don't we just make a love poem directly, how about a point?" Dong Dongdong turned his head and said.

Zhao Yihan bowed his head and agreed.

Wei Dongsheng was suddenly nervous, he would be a fart poem?! If you want to see who can eat it, you can almost compete with it, so you can only look at Wang Qiang for help.

Dong Dongdong was full of confidence, and he didn't know where to find a fan, and chanted while fanning, "Beat the drum and use the soldiers." The city of the earth is Cao, and I travel south alone.

From Sun Tzu Zhong, Ping Chen and Song. I don't want to go, I'm worried.

Where do you live? Lost his horse? What do you want? Under the forest.

Death and life are broad, and Zicheng said. Hold the hand of the son, and grow old with the son.

Yu is broad, not I live. Yu Xun Xi, I don't believe it. ”

Everyone listened with a confused face!

I can't understand a word, I don't know how to do it!

There is only one sentence, "holding the hand of the son, growing old with the son" has some meaning.

The two girls were reminiscing about the ancient atmosphere just now, but they were interrupted by Wang Qiangshengsheng.

"Ahem! Please take out your mobile phone and search for a thousand degrees, "Drumming", not only the source of this poem, but also the annotation! ”

Poof!

Dong Dongdong looked up to the sky, and two blood swords were about to spew out!

Nima! In order to prevent being recognized, he also specially excerpted remote poems, if no one has heard it, he can still pretend to be original, but he didn't expect to be broken by the other party!

Also special note!

Mud Song Kai!

At this time, Dong Dongdong felt that the pit he had worked so hard to dig seemed to be himself!

"As the saying goes, throw bricks and lead to jade! Since Mr. Dong has finished throwing bricks, let Dongsheng throw some jade out, it must be an original, beautiful and bleak love poem! Wang Qiang said with a smile.

Wei Dongsheng looked at the former's eyes and understood, it was somewhat similar to the routine at the bidding meeting!

Immediately, gently turn on the watch, Bluetooth, the watch can receive information.

At a glance, I am even more confident!

Wei Dongsheng chuckled lightly and said calmly, "A foot of crimson is better than Quchen, and the old is not as good as the new." Hehuan peach pit is hateful in the end, and there is no one else in Xu Yuanlai.

The bottom of the well is lit with deep candles, and the Gonglang is a long line of Mo Go. Exquisite dice An red beans, into the bone lovesickness does not know. ”

When reciting the last line of the poem, his eyes stared at Zhao Yihan warmly......

Wang Qiang was convinced!

Nima! With this expression, eyes, and movements, if you don't want to be an actor, you're really blind!

Dong Dongdong searched for verses with a thousand degrees, and finally, his face was pale, his phone fell to the ground, and the screen was broken, and he didn't notice it!

Original!

It's more beautiful and moving than the poem I chanted!

Ouyang Lan smiled and said nothing, she had already taken the small actions of the two of them into her eyes just now!

Only Zhao Yihan had a question in his heart, could it be that love can really make a person's IQ increase instantly?

The scene was quiet for a while!