Chapter 10 Aren't You Handsome?
The mood is really good.
In fact, Li Huizhi also noticed that although the Tang Dynasty said that fat was beautiful, it was not that the fatter the more beautiful. Because those little ladies who will be called beautiful, in addition to light fat, are more of a charm, and there is a dignified demeanor between them, and they show their beauty without scruples. This is more confident and elegant than the delicate beauty of women in other dynasties. Such a woman, even in modern times, although she is not a mainstream beauty, is still very attractive.
The streets are full of people, some are young, some are old, some are handsome, some are ugly, and there is no need for Danqing, it is a vivid picture of the streets of the Tang Dynasty, rendering the rich land in the south of the Tang Dynasty without war picturesque.
Li Huizhi was immersed in exaggerated emotion. Xiao Yu suddenly pulled Li Huizhi around, this action was obvious, she wanted to pretend to avoid someone without knowing it, and then walk in the opposite direction as if nothing happened.
Li Huizhi smiled: "Who?" β
Xiaoyu whispered, "Shhh Don't be silent. It's the Zhang family's splasher, she's coming over! β
The Zhang family's spills, Miss Li dare not provoke? Li Huizhi was about to look back to see where it was, when suddenly her hand sank, and there was something more. only smelled a fragrant wind of fat powder wafting by, and the heavyweight little lady in the yellow dress ran away, and turned around and smiled at Li Huizhi.
When I looked down, it was a fresh melon, heavy.
What's going on?
Xiao Yu pursed her lips and said with a smile: "My young lady is beautiful, and she is also charming in the clothes of the eldest son, and even the pretty lady is also fascinated!" β
Pretty girl? That one was also a pretty girl just now? No, the point of the problem is not her, but in her own hands - why did she give melons to herself? Thinking of Xiaoyu's joking appearance, Li Huizhi thought of an idiom: throwing fruit and winning the car.
That's a beautiful man like Pan An!
Does that idiom have anything to do with today's episode? But I don't have a cart.
The pretty lady started at the beginning, and the other women also came over with a smile, and all the peaches and plums were piled into Li Huizhi's arms. An older one was even more exaggerated, she saw that Li Huizhi couldn't hold it in her hand, so she simply sent a basket over.
Xiao Yu smiled and put the help melons and fruits into the basket.
There is really such a custom in the past dynasties, and it is used in such a way to express the pursuit of handsome guys. It's become a celebrity meeting!
This one...... Don't you need money to buy these melons? Don't you feel distressed to give it out like this?
But Li Huizhi didn't say it, and the surprise was almost overflowing her heart. I never thought I would have such a day! Happiness comes too suddenly, no, you have to release it first.
"Hahahaha......" Uncontrollable laughter erupted, resounding through the sky and reaching the clouds.
Li Huizhi thought that this laughter only broke out in her heart and did not affect her perfect image, but she was wrong, it was obvious that someone really heard her laughter, and it was obvious that the people who heard this laughter were not happy for her.
Because, Li Huizhi's big face with a big smile was only one step away from the oncoming cross-eyed face, and that person didn't have a single fruit in his hand - so he understood Li Huizhi's laughter as a mockery of his own red fruit, showing off, and declaring war!
Is it tolerable or unbearable!
The man was so angry that the sword eyebrows were upside down - in fact, the sword eyebrows were imposed on him, so sparse eyebrows, I don't know what words to use to describe them. In fact, the eyebrows are very important, whether a face is heroic or not, it depends on the shape of the eyebrows, obviously, he can't be classified as a handsome guy.
Under the sword eyebrows was a pair of cross-eyed eyesβit was caused by staring at Li Huizhi, not innate. Let's not talk about the nose and mouth or anything, the key is the length of the face - a long face with a sole of no less than 42 sizes, and I don't know how to leave a flowing sea! What a failure! Now who doesn't know the length of the face in South Korea Oba and uses a flowing sea cover? This cover, maybe you can be ugly and handsome! Alas, what's inside, people who are ugly should read more!
After saying that, oh oh no, there are so many helpers next to him! All of them are fierce and vicious to protect the long-faced ugly brother, what is this for? Do you have a group fight? You can't do this, Datang is a country with a legal system!
After Li Huizhi commented in detail on the ugly brothers in front of her, she realized that it was not safe at the moment!
There are only two of them, or two women in men's clothes, and there are at least six or seven in front of me, Li Huizhi really wants to use English that these six or seven people can't understand to ask Xiaoyu: "Are you running fast?" β
But obviously, these people can't understand, and Xiaoyu can't understand it even more, so it's useless to ask.
In fact, Li Huizhi thought about it so much by herself, and it only took a moment or two of time, because thinking about things is very fast.
The cross-legged looked at Li Huizhi and roared angrily: "What are you laughing at? It's just that the face is a little more handsome, what's there to be proud of? β
This...... Are you scolding yourself? Li Huizhi felt that why was she so comfortable!
I used to dream that someone would scold me like this:
You're just pretty, what's the big deal?
You're just a bit of stinky money, what's the big deal?
You just got a rich and handsome boyfriend, what's the big deal?
You're just looking young, what's the big deal?
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Today, I got my wish! Lalala...... I want to fly!
"I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have been so handsome!" Those who know practitioners are junjie, and for the sake of the other party's large number of people, they reluctantly apologize, after all, heroes don't suffer immediate losses.
"You want to go? At least you have to leave your name! "Cross-eyed is not going to rest.
Name? Li Huizhi is wearing men's clothes, so she can't return this name, right? You have to give a handsome man's name. So, let's think of one for the time being! Thinking of names, thinking of names...... It's hard.
"Huang Gongzi, I know him, his name is Li An, he was there on the second day of February this year, and he is wearing this outfit!" A thug next to him whispered a reminder of the cross-eyed. "The one who never wants to write poetry!"
Dou Dou's eyes lit up, and he sneered: "Good boy, it's you!" Originally, I thought your attitude of admitting your mistakes was okay, and I was going to let you go, but since we are old acquaintances, we have to talk about it when we meet again! β
After speaking, he raised his hand, and walked to the side with a gloomy face, which was a tea shop.
Six or seven people immediately surrounded Li Huizhi and Xiaoyu and walked towards the tea shop.
What is it? Kidnap? In broad daylight, you're too bold, right?
"Help! β¦β¦β
"What are you calling! Huang Gongzi invites you to tea, who will kill you! The "thugs" next to him were disdainful. Such a little white face is only enough to play handsome in front of those ignorant girls.
So, six or seven people plus Li Huizhi just got together at a table, and Xiaoyu stood on the side.
Blessings and misfortunes lurk in the world, this is really the most reasonable! If I hadn't thrown melons and fruits at myself today, I wouldn't have laughed like that. If I hadn't laughed like that, I wouldn't have had this calamity! Li Huizhi deeply understands. These people in front of them are by no means good, how can they get out?
Before he could speak, the owner of the tea shop had already brought this year's new tea, the fragrant jasper Biluochun. Thirteen pieces of exquisite Huzhou tea sets, fresh green tea, antique tea tables, seven or eight young people dressed in gorgeous clothes, at first glance, a scene of poets gathering. Li Huizhi was worried that even if a catcher with a knife passed by, she would not suspect that she had been kidnapped. What the hell do you do?
Huang Gongzi took the lead in tasting the tea, praised it, and invited the rest to taste it. Li Huizhi had to taste it as it should. In her humble opinion, if she hadn't drunk the Li family's fragrant tea, she would definitely be full of praise for such tea, after all, it is almost impossible to drink such a mellow tea in modern times. First of all, in addition to the different production processes of different ages, in terms of old tea pretending to be new tea, and inferior tea pretending to be good tea, many people may not be able to drink a sip of really good tea even if they spend a lot of money.
More than 1,000 years ago, people seemed to be simple-minded, and if they didn't come up with the best, they were embarrassed to raise their heads and speak. That's the gap!
However, Li Huizhi has drunk all the tea of the Li family in the past two days, so she has to say something else. The Li family has been in the tea industry for generations, and when is all kinds of tea delicious, and what color is the best, it is all fine and refined, and the things that their own family drinks can be poor?
Therefore, Li Huizhi gave a symbolic praise again, which should be in response to the occasion.
The tea is also finished, and it is time to get down to business. Cross-eyed Huang Gongzi cleared his throat and prepared to speak.
"Why didn't you write poetry that day? You've caused us to lose badly, you know? β
He has always regarded Li Huizhi as Ang Lee.
Li Huizhi wanted to say: Lao Tzu is not Li An, how can Lao Tzu know! However, she didn't know if she said this, whether it would damage her eldest brother's image, and whether it would cause him to be embarrassed to go out in the future. The eldest brother was one of the only people in the family who treated him well, so she had to pretend not to say anything, neither admitting nor denying it. Let's take a look at the situation.
Cross-eyed continued to be sad: "That day, Li Kuo's kid was so arrogant, I was angry when I thought about it, he came from the north, and he was born in the south to compare us all!" Where are our faces going! The more he spoke, the angrier he became, his fingers clattering on the table. The rest of the people were also angry.
I can't imagine that these people who look like thugs are all poets. As for whether he has written any famous articles, it is unknown.
Li Huizhi knew that many talented people in ancient times often gathered together to recite poems and compose poems, plus tricks, so it was inevitable that there would be a battle between winning and losing.
This surnamed Huang seems to be infinitely sad, but his home stadium was won by a guest, can this make people feel good?
However, this Li Kuo? Li Huizhi immediately thought of Li Shi. Li Shi is the eldest grandson of the future Tang Dezong, that is, the current Tang Suzong. Does this Li Kuo have anything to do with Li Shi? Now the situation in the north is very chaotic, and many royal families are hiding in Tibet, who knows who is who?
Although she was not sure, Li Huizhi replied vaguely: "He...... It could be royalty! In this way, it makes sense why Ang Lee didn't compose poems, if they are really royal, it won't be ashamed to lose to them! It's a lot of trouble to win.
I can't imagine that Sven's otaku brother still has this awareness, I really can't see it!
As soon as Huang Gongzi heard this, he suddenly changed color, and he changed more than once, his face was cloudy, and he had both sudden realization, indignation, disdain, helplessness, and sadness......
Yes, it is really not a happy thing to be an opponent with such a person, you can't win and you can't win, you have studied hard for ten years, and you are unwilling to lose in vain! Forget it, let's not talk about it, drink tea and drink tea!
Huang Gongzi raised his glass to the people at the table in frustration.
The atmosphere is too oppressive.
Good tea can't taste good.