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The collective exodus of the "myth" brought shame to S.M.

The five-person "TVXQ" was forcibly poached by a small brokerage company involved in the crime, and it was like a loud slap in the face of S.M.

Han Geng's lawsuit to terminate the "slave contract" completely tore off the tall disguise of S.M. An ordinary Chinese artist with no background dares to call out, but S.M has no choice.

With so many cases in front of him, Lin Dong really can't think of any reason, why should he be cowardly?

Dong Ge Sanban axe down, even if S.M doesn't die, he has to lack arms and legs. Now there is still one last axe left, who should be dug up? boa？ Girls' Generation? super-junior？

"Buckle button!"

There was a knock on the door. Without waiting for Lin Dong to answer, the incompetent secretary Han Xiaojing entered without permission.

For this eldest lady, Lin Dong could only roll his eyes and shake his head and sigh.

"Is there something wrong?"

"Hey, I brought you breakfast." Han Xiaojing put a huge thermos flask on the desk, "Eat it while it's hot." ”

If something is abnormal, it must be a demon!

However, it doesn't matter whether it's hot or cold, salty or spicy, it doesn't matter to Lin Dong, he can just use it to test his feelings.

When you open the food box, the faint fragrance of fish comes to your nose. The sense of smell is still there, and Lin Dong is in a much better mood.

"You're not going to use crustacean seafood to scare me, are you?"

"Yikes! I'm not that kind of person! Han Xiaojing slapped the table angrily, "If you don't eat it, it counts, I'll take it to feed the dog." ”

"Eat! Even crustaceans, I admit it. I haven't eaten it for many years since I learned about allergies when I was a child, and I'm almost forgetting the taste of seafood. ”

Lin Dong picked up the insulated box and poured it boldly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa. It tastes pretty good. ”

The palate is still there, and things don't seem to be as bad as they thought.

Lin Dong was in a happy mood, holding the thermos box and pouring fish porridge wildly, without chewing at all.

ate a lot of food, and the heroic eating appearance scared Han Xiaojing stupid.

"You, you, are you alright?"

Lin Dong looked left and right, and shook his head suspiciously, "Why do you ask like that?" What can I do? Hey? Why am I not able to speak and my voice has changed? ”

"Ahh screamed, Han Xiaojing pointed to Lin Dong's head, and said in a trembling voice: "Blood~blood~~, you bleed!" ”

Lin Dong stretched out his hand to wipe his mouth, and the bright red blood was mixed with sharp fish spines, which were unusually piercing.

The good mood that had recovered a little disappeared without a trace in an instant. Although I don't feel pain in my body, my heart is like a knife.

It's not even peaceful to eat, how can you live this day?

……

The petty prank made Lin Dong's mouth full of fish bones.

Han Xiaojing was a little excited about getting revenge, and a little hesitant after teasing the tiger.

"This, this, I didn't mean to. The bony fish tastes more delicious. Who knew that you were such a big person who ate fish and didn't know how to spit out bone spurs. ”

Lin Dong shook his head, too lazy to care, and he was not in the mood to care.

"Go buy me some vinegar. The thorn stuck in the throat is not easy to pick out. ”

"So serious?" Han Xiaojing rushed to Lin Dong's side and checked carefully, "It seems that your problem is not just that you don't know how to eat fish. You, you're sick?! ”

These symptoms were too obvious to hide from anyone, so Lin Dong had to shake his head and sigh: "Help me make an appointment with Zeng Niu to meet tonight." ”

Han Xiaojing didn't agree, but slapped Lin Dong in the face, and said angrily: "Give up like this? You are a fighter and cannot easily bow to fate! Why not hold on a bit?! ”

"Huh, insistence? How to insist?! Lin Dong took Han Xiaojing into his arms with his left hand, and reached into his clothes unreasonably with his right hand, "Damn." I grabbed and pinched you, but I couldn't feel anything, so I could only rely on my brain to make up for my imagination. ”

Lin Dong didn't feel it, but Han Xiaojing was so sensitive that she was blushing and red.

"Rascals! I'll kill you! ”

"Cut. Pinch it without missing a piece of meat. Lin Dong happily withdrew his big hand, "My current state is like eating a few tons of 'Viagra'." It's full of desire, but I can't find an outlet to vent. Do you know what it's like? ”

"Phew! Who makes you always want to be sexy?! ”

Lin Dong waved his hand, too lazy to talk nonsense, "What do you want to do, you will do it." It's not your turn to take care of other things, how old are you? ”

"I, I, ah!" Han Xiaojing left angrily.

"It's best to go, save ...... Alas! ”

With a sigh, Lin Dong had nothing to do about this sudden doom.

this day.

Moe IU jumped into the president's office and was kicked out.

The "five girls" with quiet temperament, cute and lively, sexy and charming, tall, short, fat and thin all kinds of beauties came to the president's office. Before he could say anything, he was thrown out.

……

Whoever it is, they're all kicked out.

Lin Dongzhai was in the office, talking with private lawyers and accountants all day.

The compensation of the compensation, the care of the care.

"Lin Dongxi, are you sure that the loyalty clause is enough for five years? Many wealthy people set up trust plans where the beneficiary loses ...... as long as he or she gets married"

"No more talk. In the first five years, they only have the right to benefit, and after five years, the principal and interest are directly handed over to them to take care of themselves. ”

Lin Dong stood up and moved his numb legs and feet, although he felt at all, "Love for eternity?" Believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway. Five years! As long as they wait for me for five years, I will promise her a lifetime of wealth. You remember to keep it a secret. ”

"Inside!" The lawyer held out his right hand, "I hope there will be another day." ”

Lin Dong slapped the lawyer's hand away, "Then, let's save the handshake until the day of goodbye." ”

……

On a snowy night, the Hangang Bridge "Please stay!" "Next to the warning sign.

Lin Dong sat on the railing, looking at the water under his feet in a daze.

Zeng Niu smoked silently, "I didn't expect you to be so simple, and you didn't keep any shares of Kakao." ”

"Just what you want, isn't it?" Lin Dong jumped off the railing and patted his legs, which were not painful, in order to keep the flow of qi and blood, "Moreover, if you want to practice divine skills, you must first go to the palace." I'm not stupid enough to cut into dices, but it's good to let go of some worries and fetters. Let's go, trade tomorrow, remember to bring money and books. ”

"Stinky boy! Don't die! If you come back alive, I'll introduce you to a beautiful woman who is like a flower. ”

"Huh!" Lin Dong waved his hand and turned to leave. Belle? Tung Brother is more.

……

Moon Village, Bucheon City.

The hilltop compound, in the east wing.

Jessica's phone rings, "Zebra, zebra, don't you fall asleep......"

However, at least 12 hours of sleep a day, Jessica, the sleeping god who never gets enough sleep, didn't hear the familiar lyrics at all.

On the Han River Bridge, Lin Dong threw his mobile phone into the river.

"I would have turned my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch. Is this providence? ”

……

There are many legends about Dong Ge in the rivers and lakes, but he has disappeared into the rivers and lakes.

This year, Son Ye-jin temporarily left the film industry and went to New Zealand to further her studies.

This year, the LD Foundation was established, as if it had unlimited funds, and lifted Loen to the altar and suppressed S.M to the point that he couldn't raise his head.

This year, Park X-hye participated in the general election and became the first female president, and the China-South Korea free trade negotiations officially began.

Over the years, most of the history has continued, but there are many rewrites of the history of the Korean entertainment industry. Prove that Lin Dong has been here.

……

Four years later.

"Kim Byung-wan's Law of the Jungle" has become a national-level variety show, with footprints in every corner of the world.

The program team really couldn't think of a new wilderness survival location, so they had to follow the map a little.

New Caledonia, a small country that 99% of normal people have never heard of, is located in the waters between the South Pacific Ocean, New Zealand and Australia. The population of the country is only 270,000, but there are too many uninhabited islands to count.

"Blue sky, blue sea, perfect view." Jin Bingwan turned the wood to make a fire, and bragged to the new members, "I think back then, our "Law of the Jungle" survived on the New Zealand coast for the first time. The black abalone and lobster are the only top-notch ingredients, and I put a lot of effort into it......"

"Oh, what?!" The female guest was very faceless, interrupting Jin Bingwan's bragging, "Those foods were all caught by Lin Dong oppa." ”

"Ugh!" Jin Bingwan scratched his head in embarrassment, "I haven't heard from him for a long time." Let's not talk about that, let's get to work. ”

Eating, sleeping, catching fish, that's what island life is all about.

Eating, sleeping and working together is extremely uncomfortable for the female guests who are a little red in the green bushes.

When the night is quiet and the stars are shining.

The female guests held toiletries and walked to the freshwater lake far from the camp to wash.

"When a ship sinks to the bottom of the sea

When a person becomes a mystery

You don't know

Why they left

That goodbye was his last word

When a car disappears into the sky

When a person becomes a mystery

You don't know

Why they left

It's like you don't know it's the end

……”

A low, hoarse faint singing voice sounded without warning.

Under the starlight, a "wild man" suddenly appeared.

"Ahh help！ Help me! ”

"Don't scream." After the hoarse voice finished speaking, the wild man walked towards the girl step by step, "Kwon Yoo-ri, are you still Ji?" ”

"Oh? Huh? On the inaccessible island, a wild man suddenly called out her name, and the girl was so frightened that her legs went limp, forgetting the instinct to run away, "You, are you a human or a ghost?" ”

"Hehe~" The wild man laughed, but his voice was deeper than crying, "I don't know if I'm a human or a ghost." Tell me. ”

"I, how do I know?!"

The savage stood less than an arm's length between Kwon Yoo-ri. looked directly at the naked girl who was taking a bath, "The figure is still so good, even if you make Ji, you can admit it." ”

"You, are you Lin Dong?" Kwon Yoo-ri's voice trembled, and her mind was full of question marks, "Aren't you dead?" Are you a ghost? Why don't you let me go? ”

"Huh! I can't believe that anyone still remembers me. Aha, Lin Dong, I am Lin Dong, I am the Lin Dong who can't die! ”

Lin Dong looked up to the sky and roared, laughing more uncomfortably than crying.

"It's a beautiful day, it's useless to talk about it. Come on, and see if my four years of suffering have been in vain. ”

"What, what?" Quan Yuli was confused and was pulled into Lin Dong's arms, "What do you want to do?" ”

"Idiot! you, of course. ”

If you don't say it, there will be no time, and there will always be a chance to meet again.

Lin Dong's story returns to the original starting point.

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(End of full text.) (To be continued.) )