Chapter 143 Script II
"Can you really write?" Zhang Danian felt a little surprised, according to his calculations, An Ran, a top student who ranked first in the school, spent 12 hours a day studying, if not 14 hours.
It's almost like opening your eyes and reading a book, until you go to bed!
But now, Enron actually said that there was no problem!
"Then you can write me a script. The genre is whatever you want, as long as it's funny. Zhang Danian actually didn't expect An Ran to really write a script for him, so he was very casual when it came to requests.
"Okay, I'll get you a script when I get back. Cinematic. An Ran said and hung up the phone.
He went back to his computer and began to search his brain for scripts for comedy movies.
He set his goal on "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".
As one of the most nonsensical representative movies of Xing Ye, this "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" is whether it was just released back then, or many years later, when people re-evaluate this movie, everyone feels that this is an unsurpassed comedy movie.
A landmark movie!
In the film: Tang Bohu, as the head of the four great talents in Jiangnan, is also the descendant of the Tang family's overlord gun, and he should live a chic and free life, but he doesn't know that he has endless sadness.
King Ning wanted Tang Bohu to help him rebel, but Tang Bohu had no choice but to use his internal strength to change the pulse, making everyone believe that his life would not be long. His mother complained that he shouldn't have exposed his kung fu because their family had been hunted down by their enemies back then.
When Tang Bohu was traveling with friends, he met Qiu Xiang, who looked like a fairy, and fell in love with her at first sight, and was determined to go to Washington to become a family member to pursue Qiu Xiang, and Tang Bohu was named Hua'an. And in Washington, I hooked up with Qiu Xiang and other four beauties + pomegranate sisters.
During this period, Hua Taishi encountered King Ning coming to make things difficult, but fortunately, Tang Bohu came forward to help and revealed his identity as Tang Bohu. Qiu Xiang knew that Hua'an was the Tang Bohu she admired.
Mrs. Hua had a grudge against the Tang family, so the two began to fight. Unexpectedly, King Ning and the scholar who won the face came to the door again, Mrs. Hua was not an opponent, fortunately Tang Bohu made a move, and Mrs. Hua also promised to marry Qiu Xiang to Tang Bohu.
The story doesn't actually have many twists and turns, but this movie is better than the nonsensical and funny little pieces in it.
The story begins at the gate of the Tang Mansion in the early morning.
A large group of people crowded their heads at the gate of the Tang Mansion early in the morning, in order to grab the used toilet paper thrown out from the gate of the Tang Mansion - uh, cough, it was the waste paper thrown away by Tang Bohu.
When several uncles were fighting, a crack opened at the gate of the Tang Mansion, and several used toilet paper balls were thrown out of it.
The uncle grabbed it directly, opened it and saw that one had snot on it, an unknown liquid on it, and an ink blot on it.
The uncle looked up to the sky and laughed and said I grabbed it! So everyone rushed up, and the uncle didn't even have his pants left, so he could only go home naked.
In the courtyard of Washington, Tang Bohu held a large pen in his hand and moved, but it turned out that the big brush was dipped in soy sauce, and the place where the pen was put was chicken wings.
Zhu Zhishan arrived and begged Tang Bohu to draw something for him to pay off his debts. As we all know, Tang Bohu is the best at drawing pictures of the Spring Palace. Zhu Zhishan said that if he loses again, even Xiao Ding Ding will not be able to keep it.
So Tang Bohu used Lao Zhu's old Ding Ding to draw a picture of a curved version of the chicken's wings.
At this time, the narrator appeared: "Tang Bohu, a genius in Jiangnan, is talented and intelligent, dignified, proficient in piano and chess, and excellent in poetry and painting, ranking first among the four great talents in Jiangnan." He was accompanied by eight cousins of the country, and although they lived under the same roof, they could not communicate with each other. ”
How can hearts and minds not be connected? Old Tang's eight wives are all masters of card drawing, or dice or mahjong or pai gow, all of them are masters.
However, the old Tang who is excellent in calligraphy and painting is an idiot in the gambling field, and he can't even learn to fight a landlord, so he was disgusted by his wife and was counted down by his mother.
At this point, after An Ran got the general context of the whole movie and this small part of the script at the beginning, he sorted these things into his mailbox and sent them to Zhang Danian's mailbox.
After that, An Ran gave Lao Zhang another movie, telling him that he could see how the beginning of the movie script worked.
Zhang Danian hung up the phone and quickly went to turn on the computer to read the script.
After watching it for less than two minutes, Zhang Danian was stupid!
This script, a discerning person can know how to shoot the plot in it at a glance.
Zhang Danian can be regarded as a person who has made movies for most of his life. But this is the first time he has seen such a strange and spoof movie script!
As a veteran director who has dabbled in countless knowledge, Zhang Danian is still very clear about Tang Bohu's life.
It's just that he didn't expect that a very strict and respected celebrity of the Ming Dynasty would become an ordinary person who was very leisurely and comfortable but also had his own troubles under An Ran's pen.
And, it's still such a funny person!
After laughing, Zhang Danian began to think carefully about the reason why An Ran arranged the plot like this. After that, the more he thought about it, the more frightened he became.
Everyone at the gate of the Tang Mansion waited to "turn over the garbage", in order to highlight Tang Bohu's ability to double calligraphy and painting, indicating that Tang Yin was a talented person, which corroborated with history, but An Ran used an extremely exaggerated technique to impress those who saw it.
In the second scene, Tang Bohu eats roast chicken wings. Talented, there will always be some whimsical ideas, baking chicken wings with a brush dipped in soy sauce or something, which is naturally not in the history books, but in reality...... The great writers who are used to playing with the brush may really do it! This clip should highlight that Tang Bohu often has a big brain and some whimsical ideas.
In the third clip, Zhu Zhishan appeared. Tang Bohu painted with the human body, which reflected his painting skills in martial arts. It is indeed closely related to Tang Bohu's identity in history. It's just that Enron wrote it very spoof, which makes people laugh at the same time, and at the same time, they can't help but become more and more curious about the plot behind.
Three fragments, three completely different exaggerated expressions, Enron's script suddenly made Zhang Danian want to stop!
"Little friend, when will the script be written? I can't wait to see the back! Zhang Danian dialed Enron's mobile phone and asked Enron eagerly.
"That's hard to say. Wait until I have time. An Ran sweated, he just spent half a day writing the beginning of the 10,000-word movie script, but the old man Zhang Danian immediately wanted the back. This guy clearly wants to exhaust himself!
"Hurry up! Can't wait! Do you need me to give you a deposit in advance? Is 100,000 enough? Director Zhang Danian is also eager to seek talents, and at this time, he doesn't care about Enron's identity as a scholar at all, and no longer thinks about whether Enron has enough time.
He waved the banknote and rushed to the draft!
(To be continued.) )