Chapter 69: I still want to pretend to be garlic in front of the deity
Grand Joy Hotel, Room 04-214
Back to the time when the three of them pounced on Xi Yuanbai, it was too late, it was too fast!
I saw Xi Yuanbai swing around to dodge Hu Sanjin's flutter, and then grabbed the black cloth pocket of the little thin monkey, pulled it hard, and immediately put the whole person of the little thin monkey in, and then Xi Yuanbai faced the black mace mallet without dodging or dodging, and looked at him with a smile on his face-
This black big strong is different from the big fat in the Liuhou Temple yesterday, it's really stupid!
"Bang dang", the mace held high by Hei Dazhuang was impartially stuck on the door beam, and then looked up with a confused face, and suddenly felt a pain in the bottom of his crotch, his eyes widened, his hands were loosened, protecting his lower body, and then the mace mallet that lost its support fell freely, and smashed on the head of Hei Dazhuang impartially, making him curl up at the door, screaming again and again.
"Ah~" Hu Sanjin turned around and saw this, shouted, picked up the nourishment on the coffee table, jumped up with all his might, gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, broke the kettle, and smashed it towards the back of Xi Yuanbai's head in a desperate gamble~
"When", a scream, this time smashed very solidly, and immediately made Hu Sanjin happy, but when he opened his eyes, he saw a black cloth bag in front of him, and the cloth bag shrank softly, revealing Xi Yuanbai with a smile on his face behind the cloth bag.
In a moment, the three brothers lost two yuan, and Hu Sanjin found that he seemed to have encountered a hard idea, so he immediately showed his cowardice, looked at Yang in his hand, and stammered, "That...... Big brother, I didn't mean to ......"
As for Hu Sanjin, he was dodged by Xi Yuanbai when he turned around just now, and was lying on the ground, and when he turned around, he found that the little thin monkey and the black Dazhuang had been subdued, and he immediately looked at Xi Yuanbai with trepidation, and said, "Little brother, we have something to say, we are all cultural people, why do you ...... as soon as you come up?"
"Smack~" Before the words fell, Xi Yuanbai kicked on the bridge of Hu Sanjin's nose, and suddenly the person turned on his back and fell into a belly, which made him feel a sense of déjà vu.
In less than a minute, the three little hairy heads were easily handled by Xi Yuanbai!
In a short time, there was a wail in the house!
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"Ah~ah~ Big brother, it hurts, it hurts-" Hei Dazhuang was lying on the ground, his fat face was pressed against the mace, and his whole face was deformed, and at this time, Xi Yuanbai stepped on his head and let out a burst of miserable crying.
Then Xi Yuanbai kicked the black cloth bag next to him again-
"Wife, don't make trouble, go to sleep!" A dreamy sound came from a black cloth bag that fell to the ground next to it.
"Bang bang bang~" Xi Yuanbai heard this, kicked at the black cloth bag, and wanted to pretend to be garlic in front of the deity, this kid is the most treacherous of the three, the brilliance of human nature is black, and he wants to do bad things in the future, Xi Yuanbai will naturally not be polite!
"Big brother, uncle, ancestor, don't fight, don't fight~" The little thin monkey endured it twice, and wanted to pretend to be unconscious and fall asleep, using the golden cicada shelling technique, but he didn't expect Xi Yuanbai to buy it at all, and immediately begged for mercy again and again, and let out a painful moan.
Xi Yuanbai saw that the little thin monkey was honest, and his eyes turned to Hu Sanjin, who was lying on the coffee table, also pretending to be unconscious-
"Sao Nian, do you also want to try the foot strength of the deity?" Before Xi Yuan's words fell, Hu Sanjin got up from the ground with a sigh of smoke.
"Big brother, I was wrong...... This is the first time I have done this kind of thing, and I don't know how to apologize to you, I just ask you to let the villain go, the villain doesn't want to go to jail, I am old, I am young, and the family lives on the villain...... We are also instructed by others......" Hu Sanjin suddenly panicked, seeing that Xi Yuanbai's methods were so decisive and cruel, he didn't hide the slightest hint and explained the matter one by one.
"Yes, yes, yes~ We were instructed by someone, that is, the old man on the other side gave us 20,000 yuan and asked us to break your three legs!" Hei Dazhuang hurriedly said to excuse himself.
"Oh~ I see......" Xi Yuanbai heard this, and his face suddenly realized.
"Big brother...... So can we go? Hearing this, Hu Sanjin asked weakly.
"Yes~" Xi Yuanbai looked harmless to humans and animals.
When the three of them heard this, they were overjoyed and rushed towards the door.
"Papa~" The result was that the two fastest runners were pulled back by Xi Yuanbai's two big slaps, and then said the second half of the sentence, "Try it!" ”
"Liar~" Hu Sanjin felt aggrieved.
"Big liar~" Hei Dazhuang is even more aggrieved.
The little skinny monkey in the black cloth bag was very happy, and fortunately he ran slowly, but—
"Bang!" Xi Yuanbai didn't intend to let him go, and he was sturdy again.
"Why are you hitting me? I didn't move~" The little thin monkey screamed, and his heart was broken.
"I'm just looking at you upset!" Xi Yuanbai replied with a faint smile, and then continued, "Don't be in a hurry to go, let's play with me first, since the other party has given me such a big surprise, it's okay not to be rude!" ”
"What do you mean?" Hei Dazhuang patted the black cloth bag lying next to him and asked in a low voice.
"Stupid, he's asking us to help him go back and teach that old cadre a lesson!" The little thin monkey's head is still quite bright, and he quickly understood the meaning of Xi Yuanbai!
"You don't have to go back~" Xi Yuanbai smiled, knowing that the old cadre and Mi Qingwu were already preparing to come over.
"Why?" The three of them had a question at the same time.
"Bang bang bang~" At this time, there was a knock on the door and a swaggering voice, "Guys, how are things going?" ”
"It's the bald old man!" When Hu Sanjin heard this, he immediately shouted, but seeing Xi Yuanbai's indifferent face, remembering what Xi Yuanbai just said, does he have the ability to predict the future?
"It's good~ I'll be like this later...... And then...... Finally......" Xi Yuanbai said a few key points concisely, then picked up the mace mallet on the ground from the ground and handed it to Hei Dazhuang, and then released the little thin monkey in the black cloth bag...... Oh, mom, why is his face full of blood, he looks so pitiful, just now Hu Sanjin and an ashtray opened a hole in the forehead of the little thin monkey, and by the way, he pulled Hu Sanjin up from the ground, patted his clothes, and then calmly walked to the head of the bed and lay down, and said softly, "Okay, it's up to you later!" ”
After listening to Xi Yuanbai's words, the three of them looked at each other, and they didn't know what to do for a while, the little thin monkey suddenly blinked his eyes and secretly glanced at Xi Yuanbai.
"Bang!" The little thin monkey's body was light, and the whole person was kicked into the corner by Xi Yuanbai, "By the way, you'd better not have distracting thoughts!" ”
"Bang bang bang~" At this time, the knock on the door came again.
As for Yu Dongling, when the three of them broke in, he hid in the toilet, and he was shocked by what happened, and suddenly had a new position on Xi Yuanbai's identity. Oba's life story is really getting more and more confusing!