Chapter 20 It is a sin to keep a low profile
After Chen Dongxue went down, a few more students came up one after another, still one per person, and there were 2 songs accompanied by Mr. Chen, and the effect of accompaniment was relatively better.
At this time, Zhao Yujiang came to power.
Zhao Yujiang first took a pose, his hand habitually helped his glasses up, and when the following gradually quieted down, he spoke: "My Chinese song is not very good, so let's sing everyone a Cantonese song "Sea and Sky""
"The steel pot, with tears in his eyes, shouted to repair the scoop pot. The new pot with bad and bad corners is placed in a mess. Chasing the pot in the wind and rain, there is no tear seam to put the chimney, and the iron pot also expands the rain nest, and the pot will be sick. (Water smells on ice)"
"Blocking and sweeping, it is easy to suffer from wolf smoke and small stoves, and the onion-flavored oil wind black pot is fragrant. The tooth was in a panic, and the rain oil was spilled into the steel pot. Eight Urgent, Eight Engaged, Sick and Paralyzed Mud and Loveless (Plugged White Nest)" (purely homophonic spoof, by no means malicious against BEYOND, don't spray if you don't like it)
Although it is a Cantonese song, many people can't understand it, but Zhao Yujiang sings well, and cooperates with some stage movements from time to time, which makes him more powerful than all the students before, which naturally attracts a burst of applause from the students.
One song is obviously not enough to show that Zhao Yujiang's Chinese song is not very good, so he sang the second song "Like You":
"SKY jade belt sewing stupidly stealing Wang Wendi's calcium poison, Mo Hui and Sleep Shuang I itch blind for no reason, itch blind drum eggs slowly, etc., and give it to my aunt ...... spicy job"
"Black pineapple, spicy and shuang, I move silver, the sound is more sister silver, ape river, HUNG 缶内, spicy river love forever ......" (purely homophonic spoof, not malicious against BEYOND, don't spray if you don't like it)
As soon as the second song was sung, someone in the audience shouted "One more song" very cooperatively
As a senior music teacher, it is normal for Mr. Chen to understand the Cantonese genres that poured into the mainland in the 80s and 90s.
Jingle bell~
The bell rang at the end of the seventh period, and Mr. Chen didn't get up, which meant that if everyone chose to continue singing, they would not rest.
"Singing "I Really Love You"" I don't know who shouted.
There are those who take the lead and those who follow the trend, Zhao Yujiang got off the donkey, but said contrivedly: "I do sing BEYOND "I really love you", but I'm afraid that it will delay everyone to go to the toilet."
Then why don't you step down......
Just kidding, it's rare to have a sè in front of the whole class, a shame before the snow, how can you let go of such an opportunity to show your face. Therefore, Zhao Yujiang has no reason not to continue singing.
Since Zhao Yujiang came to the stage, Ye Liangchen only listened to a few lines of the first song, and he didn't listen to any more songs when he heard that it was a BEYOND song, he didn't like Cantonese songs the most, and he couldn't understand them at all without reading the lyrics. In Ye Liangchen's era, the Cantonese music scene was sluggish, and the glory of the 80s and 90s was no longer restored, Ye Liangchen preferred the Xin Orchestra's "Sea and Sky".
In KTV, there are generally several types of people who are more attractive:
A type of person is commonly known as a song cutting machine, with a pair of cheap claws, and others have not started singing, he cuts; Someone else just started singing, he cut; Everyone else is halfway through the song, and he still cuts ...... Most of the time, there is only one reason why they cut the song, and that is that they don't know how to sing that song themselves; Do you want to chop your hands?
One group of people is called the 10,000-year-old chorus maniac, and you want to sing a song alone? As long as the Chinese music library is there, there is no door, those who can sing must sing along, and those who can't sing must follow along! Strongly build yì they hurry up and join the choir!
The last type of people can no longer be described by people, they are the common anger of man and god. What's yours is mine, his's mine, mine or mine! Dogs, don't steal human wheat, we're still good friends!
Mai Ba is the most unbearable!
I don't know what other students will think, anyway, Ye Liangchen was irritated by Zhao Yujiang's singing, Ye Liangchen raised his hand: "Teacher, I want to go to the toilet"
"Teacher, I'm going to go too" Jiang Hai mended the knife.
"And me, teacher" Zhang Qiang and Wang Tao made up two more knives.
Teacher Chen smiled and said, "Then rest first, and then come back and continue."
Zhao Yujiang walked off the stage stupidly, returned to his seat, and saw that Ye Liangchen was still sitting there, and said angrily: "Aren't you going to the toilet, why don't you go, I'm afraid that someone will block you in the toilet?" ”
Ye Liangchen didn't pay attention to him, got up and went out, but he was a little strange in his heart, did Zhao Yujiang also know what happened in the toilet last time?
Just as Jiang Hai and a few people came from behind, a group of people came out of the classroom.
"Haizi, are you still depressed?" Ye Liangchen patted Jiang Hai on the shoulder.
Jiang Hai was obviously suppressed and kept silent, Zhang Qiang was indignant: "Xiao Siyan shows that he can, as long as he can sing?" obviously doesn't give Brother Hai face, I think he just owes a beating"
Wang Tao said: "You know how to beat, there are so many people in the school, and I haven't seen you beat any of them."
"Why don't we skip class and go out to play, I really don't want to listen to that β sing," Zhang Qiang said again.
"You don't have a long brain, Brother Hai just finished being laughed at, let's skip class and let others laugh at it"
"Just a few smart of you, then what do you say?"
"Okay, you two quarrel diao mao, you have the ability to go up and compare him in a while" Jiang Hai spoke, the two suddenly fell silent, they really don't have that ability, not to mention Cantonese songs, it is Chinese songs, and the two together are not Zhao Yujiang's opponents. And Ye Liangchen, not to mention.
I went to high school before I followed the tape to learn Cantonese songs, and the first song "Flower Messenger" was learned for a month, which was really hard. Zhao Yujiang has always been the best Cantonese singer in the class and even in the grade, at the end of the second year of high school, their class had a party, heard Zhao Yujiang singing in the practice room, and once let Ye Liangchen worship very much, originally wanted to sing "Flower Messenger" did not dare to sing, temporarily changed the Chinese song "Flying Sky" that had just been learned, the first time I sang with a microphone in the computer room was very nervous, the first sentence was out of tune, the rhythm did not keep up at all, and there was a big embarrassment in front of the classmates.
"Can't you calm down, what's the matter, let's go back in a while, let's sit together, I'll tell you jokes, don't you listen to him and it's over" Ye Liangchen's IQ of these brothers is really clumsy.
After a turn outside, several people returned to the classroom and sat together, Zhang Qiang and Wang Tao at one table, and Jiang Hai and Ye Liangchen at the back of them.
As soon as the bell rang after sitting down, Teacher Chen signaled that Zhao Yujiang could come on stage and start singing.
Zhao Yujiang sang stage, but after a break between classes, the atmosphere was obviously much lighter.
sang on stage, and Ye Liangchen also started to speak:
Grandpa, father and son went fishing together, and there was no fish bite for half a day, so grandpa sat there in a daze, and the grandson saw it and said to his father: "Look at your father, he looks like a stupid β there." Dad slapped back and said angrily: "Your father is stupid β
"Hahaha"
Suddenly, there was a burst of laughter from the back row of the classroom, and the students looked over curiously. I saw Zhang Qiang holding his stomach, his face twitching to the ground, the picture was very funny, which made many classmates laugh.
Zhao Yujiang stood on the stage, and he clearly saw that he hated Ye Liangchen, the initiator. Although he hated it so much, he couldn't have a seizure on stage, and he still finished singing the third song as usual.
The applause below gradually stopped, but no one took the initiative to take the stage......
Zhao Yujiang was stunned for a moment, then his eyes rolled and he thought about it.
Sure enough, Teacher Chen spoke: "If there is anyone who takes the initiative to come to the stage, if not, let Zhao Yujiang name him."
Zhao Yujiang was waiting for this sentence, and as soon as Mr. Chen's voice fell, he immediately pointed at Ye Liangchen with his finger.
"Let's let Ye Liangchen, the warrior of our class, sing a song for everyone, everyone is warmly welcome"