Wang Hailiang had been married five times before he got married.

The first blind date with him was the eldest daughter of the blind man's family in the east of the village.

At that time, free love was not popular in the countryside, and the children's marriages were all arranged by their parents.

When Hai Liangniang led her son into Sun Blind's house, he only glanced at it and left.

Because the woman was a little thin, there was no flesh on her body, she was not plump at all, her eyes were small, and her thin body was hunched over by heavy body work, and she looked like a rickety dried shrimp.

He couldn't have lived with a dried shrimp ...... his whole life.

The second blind date with him was the second daughter of the Li blacksmith family in Lijiazhuang.

Perhaps because she had been working with Blacksmith Li all the year round, the woman had developed a body like a grinding plate.

She had big shoulders and a round waist, looked like a gasoline can, her head was like a water tank, and her two big thick lips were like two rolling pins. opened his mouth and smiled, and his mouth full of yellow teeth was like a broken casserole that had not been brushed for three years.

Wang Hailiang walked into the west house of Li Blacksmith's house, his footsteps were not steady, the woman was more anxious than him, the owl seemed to hold him in his arms, the man was pressed down on the earthen kang, and the big mouth like a dustpan swallowed at him.

"Brother Hailiang, I'm rare to kill you......" Hailiang didn't understand what was going on, and with a chirp, the woman's big mouth left two rows of neat tooth marks on his face.

Fortunately, he hid quickly, otherwise a piece of meat on his face would have been taken away by the woman and almost swallowed by her.

When he pushed away the woman's huge body and rushed out of the door of Blacksmith Li's house in a panic, the woman was still calling his name in the house.

Since then, Hailiang was so frightened that he hadn't stepped on the door ...... blacksmith Li's house for three years.

The third blind date with him was the only daughter of the widow's family in the west of the village.

The girl was a high school student who didn't get into college, so she went home to farm.

When Hailiang saw her for the first time, he was immediately stunned, which reminded him of the legendary beauty.

The girl had long thick hair, fair skin, no fat or thin, and a pair of big black eyes like black beads under her long eyelashes.

The girl's beauty made Hailiang's heart rise for a while, and he couldn't help but go up and hold her hand.

She didn't refuse, she was ashamed, her face was as red as a pomegranate in August.

But the girl did not marry Hailiang as a daughter-in-law in the end. Because when Hai Liangniang prepared the bride price and went to Widow Zhang's house to marry, Widow Zhang married her daughter to a rich man in the city.

Hai Liangniang was not convinced, so she asked: "Widow Zhang, why don't you speak?" ”

Zhang's widow said: "Marry a Han, marry a Han, dress and eat." My daughter can eat and drink spicy food when she goes to the city, who wants to stay in this mountain nest where birds don't? Your Hailiang is not worthy at all, and he doesn't pee to take care of his own virtues? ”

In this way, Hai Liangniang had a closed door, and Widow Zhang sent her daughter away.

When the girl left, she was reluctant to give up, and looked at the door of Hailiang's house for a long time...... I never came back.

Then, the girl's figure gradually faded into Hailiang's mind.

After three blind date failures, Hai Liangniang was very discouraged and felt particularly annoyed, and only blamed her son for not being angry.

Unfilial piety is great, the children in the mountains get married early, many people get married before they are twenty, looking at the more and more mature sons, Hai Liangniang is anxious.

She nodded at her son's forehead and reprimanded, "You idiot! I can't even get a daughter-in-law, why are I still alive? Forget it when you're dead! What a bird? Fly! ”

Hailiang shook the chopsticks and said, "Mother, it's not that I'm incompetent, it's that I don't look down on them!" ”

Hai Liangniang said angrily: "Then who do you fancy to?" Aren't all women in the world the same? At night, when the lights are pulled and the nest is drilled, you can't tell the sows, and there is no shortage of parts to give birth to children. ”

"Then why don't you marry me a sow......"

Hailiang's father, Wang Qingxiang, an old Chinese medicine doctor, was smoking next to him, he blew the cigarette in the smoke pot clean, knocked it on the table leg, and then rolled it up and pinned it in the waistband of his trousers, and finally spewed out a sentence from his beard: "You can't blame us Wali, people are very snobbish now, who made Pimple Po too poor?" I can't keep my daughter......"

Hailiang was too lazy to listen to his father's complaints, so in a fit of anger, he picked up his shotgun and pulled the hound out of the house, went straight to Daliang Mountain, and didn't come back for three months.