Chapter 515: If you can't eat tofu, you can say that tofu is sour
More than ten minutes later, Wu Tian walked out of the woods with black lines on his face, his face ...... Although it was a little dark, his face seemed to be darker than the sky.
Just now, he squatted in a corner for more than ten minutes, but as a result, his stomach did not react at all, and the scene of the fearful landslide and tsunami did not come for a long time...... Yes, I was deceived by Yu Siyan's little goblin, it was really fennel powder, and there was no laxative at all!
Depressed! Why is it always me who is injured, it's not scientific!
Wu Tian looked at the tent in the distance, his heart was crossed, he walked over, lifted the tent, and got in.
Yu Siyan was lying on the carpet studying something, and was so shocked that he turned over and sat up: "What are you doing?" ”
Wu Tian unceremoniously leaned on the carpet, groaning with pain on his face: "Injured? ”
"Where did it hurt?"
"Buttocks, just squatting in the grass with bare buttocks for more than ten minutes, at least twenty packs of mosquito bites, and now it hurts and itches."
"Poof!"
Yu Siyan smiled and said, "You don't give me this set, go out quickly." ”
"I didn't lie to you, don't you believe it, then I'll show you."
After speaking, Wu Tian shamelessly untied his belt, as if he was really ready to let Yu Siyan see his "injury".
"Wu Tian, believe it or not, I asked you to draw an exclamation mark here for the second half of your life and lower body."
“……”
The eldest husband can bend and stretch, thinking that Han Xin didn't throw away the second half of his life and lower body when he was humiliated by his crotch, can I do it, bear it!
"I'm here to talk to you about business." Wu Tian's face was full of seriousness.
"What's the matter?"
"You really haven't decided when you're going to enter the tomb yet?"
"Hmm."
"What the hell is going on?"
"There is an underground Yin River at the bottom of this reservoir, but the underground Yin River and the reservoir are separated by several gates, the switch of the gate is in the ancient tomb, it is only triggered once in a hundred years, once it is triggered, all the gates will be opened, and the water of the reservoir will all flow down the Yin River, and then the ancient tomb will be revealed."
Wu Tian secretly sighed at the ingenuity of the ancient tomb designer, such a large project is estimated to consume countless manpower and financial resources.
"Then how to deal with Mr. Yin and Yang then?" Wu Tian asked.
"I haven't thought about it yet, so I can only take one step at a time."
After a pause, Yu Siyan said, "I feel that you have a lot of worries this time, are you worried?" ”
Wu Tian was slightly stunned, did he have any concerns? What are you worried about? Shen Chuxia? Qin Yi? Or something else?
Without waiting for Wu Tian to answer, Yu Siyan said again: "It's because of women, don't blame me for being ugly, for people like you and me who are rushing on the blade, there is no right to talk about feelings at all, because we may lose our lives at any time, if you fall in love with a woman, you will bind yourself, and you will be afraid of many things, if you let a woman fall in love with you, in case you die one day, how do you let her face this matter."
Therefore, talking about feelings is a very luxurious thing for us, and it is also irresponsible to the other party. Personally, I think that if you really can't let go, then wash your hands as soon as possible, go home and guard your woman for the rest of your life, or let go of your troubles and strive to become a real strong person who has the ability to protect a qiē. ”
A certain string in Wu Tian's heart trembled, and he couldn't help but think of Shen Chuxia, her current attitude towards herself should be what Yu Siyan said, what about herself, who did she fall in love with? Can't let anyone go?
Perhaps, as Yu Siyan said: Talking about feelings is a very luxurious thing for yourself......
"I didn't expect you to be right, talk about experience?" Wu Tian smiled bitterly.
"I don't have any experience to talk about, I am destined to be a lone star, and I can't love other men."
"Can't love another man!?"
Wu Tian looked at Yu Siyan suspiciously: "What you say is a bit strange, are you destined to only love a certain man!?" ”
"It's my secret, no comment." Yu Siyan smiled miserably.
Well, Wu Tian didn't ask any more questions, and instead said: "Since you just said a few words of conscience, I will first tell you the footwork of the Phantom Trace, while there is still some time in these two days, you can practice, and then enter the ancient tomb, maybe it can come in handy." ”
"Really?" Yu Siyan's eyes couldn't help but light up.
"Of course it's true. However, the injury on my butt made it a bit difficult for me to concentrate. Wu Tian rubbed his forehead with a look of embarrassment.
Yu Siyan slapped his ass with his hand: "So, is it better?" ”
"If you scratch it a few more times, it should be pretty much better."
"Okay, then I'll give you a few gentle scratches."
After speaking, she took out the dragon thorn from the bag behind her backhand, and the dagger pointed left and right on Wu Tian's buttocks: "Say, where do you want to scratch first?" ”
Nima!
Wu Tian decisively turned over and sat up, and said with black lines on his forehead: "Can't you be gentle?" ”
"Why should I be gentle with you, you are not my man."
"Just like you, who dares to be your man, besides, you doubt that you understand the meaning of gentleness."
"Then you don't have to worry about it, obviously you can't eat tofu and say that tofu is sour."
"Eldest sister, is it good to have a little knowledge, but you can't eat grapes and say that grapes are sour."
"Don't you want to eat my tofu?" Yu Siyan squinted at Wu Tian.
“……”
God, earth, I really didn't want to eat her tofu, okay, but think about the feeling that night...... Well, if she doesn't bother herself, she can consider it.
Hey, don't think about it, who said it: you don't take advantage of the bastard, you can't be a bastard at all.
Then, the two didn't bite their mouths anymore, and Wu Tian seriously explained his understanding of the Phantom Mystery and some key points to Yu Siyan.
Yu Siyan had already cultivated the Phantom Trace, and he had a good understanding, so he could understand it at all.
However, the more she listened, the more surprised Wu Tian became, and in the end, she couldn't help but sigh: "With such a talent as you, if you had cultivated earlier, you might have already become a master of the Duyu Realm." ”
"Are you praising me, or are you sorry for me?"
"Half and half."
"Do you have a feeling of adoring me?" Wu Tian stinks and says.
"Why do I worship you, when I think that your claws have taken advantage of me, I can't wait to dismantle you, you say, is this a worship."
“…… Why don't you mention this again, the past is gone, can't you look at the point? ”
"I can't."
“……”
Well, Wu Tian decisively diverted the topic: "You hurry up and practice what I just told you, and I'll rest for a while." ”
Take a break!?
Yu Siyan raised his eyebrows: "What do you mean, are you still going to rest in my tent?" ”
"So where do I rest?"
"Whatever you want, the forest outside is so big, you can rest wherever you want."
"Don't be so ruthless, your tent will be empty anyway, borrow me to sleep for a while."
After speaking, Wu Tian decisively pushed Yu Siyan outside the tent and lay down beautifully.
Finally succeeded in occupying the territory, finally didn't have to sleep with mosquitoes, and wanted to drive me out, don't dream.
Cool! One word for a while, big word for a while, it's so cool!
Yu Siyan outside the tent didn't know Wu Tian's thoughts at all, she pouted and recited a few words, and she didn't know what she was reading, so she went to the glade in the forest to comprehend the Phantom Mystery Footwork.
Two hours later, she got into the tent and looked, good guy, Wu Tian set up a university and slept soundly......
What to do, wake him up? Or just throw it out? Or huddle together for a makeshift night's rest?