Women are terrible creatures, they are resilient, they bleed for days a month without dying, and they live a little longer than men.

After a fierce battle, Lin Dong still failed to subdue the terrifyingly tough creature. couldn't really teach his own woman a heavy lesson, so Lin Dong had to let the hard-mouthed Jessica insist on the "American faction".

"Stinky bitch, sleep! If you put on a cold face again, I will smash your glass every day! ”

"Whew!" Jessica didn't know how to react, so she rolled her eyes and slept in the crook of the man's arm. Think of it as a spring dream.

……

"Ernie ~ Ernie ~ Ernie!" The iconic low, middle and high third-section tones are still from the second middle school girl Zheng Xiujing.

"Ermao, do you want to deduct the ...... again" Before she finished speaking, Jessica suddenly became agitated, and pressed the four corners of the quilt tightly to cover up the incriminating evidence, "Why did you come in?" I locked the door. ”

"There's a spare key." Zheng Xiujing pointed to the alarm clock at the head of the bed and said, "It's already past noon, shall we go to dinner?" ”

"You go out first!"

Zheng Xiujing didn't give face, and jumped over Jessica, "Ernie, shall we go to eat barbecue?" ”

"Call for takeout, call your favorite Chinese food, and give it to me right now!" Jessica's heart was in her throat, and her naked body was covered with small strawberries, and if she was seen, she would be finished.

"Weird." Zheng Xiujing wrinkled her nose and sniffed like a puppy, "It's a terrible smell, Ernie is venting poison in the bed." ”

Jessica's face was full of black lines, and she raised her fingers and said coldly: "Five! Four! Three! …”

"Whew!" Zheng Xiujing, who was full of athletic ability, escaped from the bedroom in an instant.

"Whew!" Jessica breathed a sigh of relief, "Come out, Xiujing is gone." ”

The wind was calm and no one responded.

There was no under the bed, there was still no wardrobe, and Jessica limped around the big house, and there was no one at all. Only the glass window with a hole in it, and the tingling sensation from the ass, proved that the villain had been here.

"I'm so angry, the stinky hooligan really smashed the glass of my house!"

……

The same commodity has different values in different positions. A few dollars a bottle of Coke in a convenience store is a few dozen dollars in a high-end restaurant.

Home-style Chinese food is more expensive than French food in Cheongdam-dong.

"Dumplings, sweet and sour pork, beef meatballs and mapo tofu, order so much. Ermao, do you want to die? ”

"I'm growing my body, so of course I need to eat more." Zheng Xiujing was straightforward and unintimidated at all, "When I was reading a book yesterday, I saw a sentence that girls should be rich, otherwise they will be easily tempted by material things when they grow up." ”

Jessica was, living in a mansion of two or three billion won, what position does she have to say that it is not rich?

"It's useless to talk about these fallacies. This meal is AA system, deducted from your pocket money. "Having milk is a mother, pinching the money bag, Jessica only needs a way to suppress the rebel sister.

"Ah, it's not fair, you asked me to order Chinese food."

"I asked you to order food, but I didn't say I had a treat." Jessica patted her sister's face and said in a deep voice, "You're almost old enough to control your income on your own. Ernie is teaching you how to spend money and how to run a household. ”

"Pick the door, you just pick the door too hard, even your brother-in-law doesn't want you anymore." Zheng Xiujing expressed her concern for her sister by complaining.

"Brother-in-law? When did you have a brother-in-law? Why don't even I know. Jessica looked confused, when did she have a "husband"?

"Load, load! Tut-tut, Ernie's play is so fake. Zheng Xiujing scooped up a spoonful of mapo tofu, "It's that Chinese dish Lin Dong oppa." ”

Jessica's heart tightened, could it be that Ermao knew about what happened last night? "I have nothing to do with him, absolutely not!"

"I can understand your mood, it's normal to fall out of love, cry and sleep and eat, and you'll get better." Zheng Xiujing, an underage girl, said in an old-fashioned manner, looking like an expert.

Jessica's mind is full of question marks, she has never been in love, where did she fall out of love? Is the relationship with Lin Dong considered love? Jessica cursed that it would be merciful not to call the police to arrest him.

"Don't read those messy rotten girl romance novels, study hard and go to college, and you can become a lawyer or doctor if you don't do idol in the future."

"Oh, I'm not talking nonsense! I have proof! Zheng Xiujing slapped the chopsticks on the table, got up and ran away two steps, then turned back to the dining table, sandwiched a large beef ball, and ran back to the room while eating.

Jessica shook her head and smiled bitterly, how did she raise such a tease? A goddess on the outside, a female nerve on the inside. Could it be that he has been deducting pocket money for a long time and made Ermao schizophrenic?

"Pedal Pedal Pedal T Zheng Xiujing rushed back with her laptop in her hand, "Ernie, see for yourself, my brother-in-law is cheating." Hurry up and get him back. I also pointed to him for a big meal. ”

Derailment? Jessica immediately got angry and snatched the computer. "Happy-together3" Valentine's Day special, it is undeniable that although Lin Dong's scene-stealing skills are very amateurish, he is as bright and outstanding as a firefly in the dark. A tough body, witty and humorous words, and an intoxicating musical talent.

Perfect!

But Princess Iceberg's heart is on fire: Sure enough, Liu Renna is not the only one, and she has to hook up during the recording of the show. That bastard, hooligan, stinky guy...... He also said that he wanted to fall in love, so go to death!

There was only one plate of dumplings left on the table that had not been eaten, and the others were all empty plates, and Zheng Xiujing poked her little belly and burped happily. Jessica was even more angry when she saw this, and there was no one to worry about.

"Smack!" slapped the laptop on the dining table, "Ermao, your pocket money will never be deducted again." In the future, you can buy whatever you want to eat, and you must not provoke Lin Dong's villain. Got it? ”

"Really? Not deducted at all? Zheng Xiujing's big eyes flashed brightly, and her face was full of hope.

"Buy, buy, buy! Buy what you like, don't look for Lin Dong. ”

“Zzang！”

……

Rewind the clock to a few hours ago.

Strictly speaking, Jessica didn't blame Lin Dong, he was really that bad.

Sleeping with the second sister of Girls' Generation in her arms, but thinking about T-ara's second master. Lin Dong couldn't sleep at all, he couldn't sort out the relationship with several women at all, and he faintly felt that the bamboo basket was empty.

There are not many people who know that smoking is harmful to their health, but they can quit. Once you're trapped, it's hard to get out.

Lin Dong sighed, covered Jessica's quilt, turned over and got out of bed.

It's time to leave for the next stop.

……

Many people say that the Beijing subway is congested, but he has not seen the subway in Seoul. According to the statistics of global subway passenger flow, Beijing ranks third, and Seoul ranks first without suspense.

This is the reality of Chiguoguo, the resplendent Seoul in film and television dramas, alas~

Lin Dong looked at the long queue outside Jiangnan Station of the subway, and had to shake his head and sigh, it was better to sleep with the beautiful woman in his arms and drag the rush hour of work over.

"Oppa, can you sign it for me?" A little girl wearing black-framed glasses held a pen and paper and looked at Lin Dong timidly.

"What?" Lin Dong didn't know why, looked to the left, a few girls; Looking to the right, there are still a few girls. Unconsciously, many girls around him pointed at him, and Lin Dong also pointed at himself, "Are you talking to me?" ”

"Inside." The little sister with eyes was like being beaten with chicken blood, her face was flushed and emotional, "I like you so much, Lin Dong oppa~~"

"You know me?"

"Of course, "my-destiny", "good day", "good-night-kiss" and last night's song "When I First Met You" are all super good, and oppa, you are so stylish. Holding girls and doing squats is so powerful......"

Lin Dong swallowed his saliva and had a bad feeling. "You got to know me after watching Happy-Together? Didn't the show cut my footage? ”

"The creators of these big hits appeared in front of the camera for the first time, how could they be edited. Oppa's performance is very good and handsome, and the affectionate confrontation with Yuraoni is very romantic. ”

Lin Dong's eyes were dark, people were afraid of being famous, pigs were afraid of being strong, something big happened!

"I have something to do, so I'll go first."

"Oppa, sign it for me." The glasses sister held the banknote and pleaded pitifully.

"Ugh." Lin Dong scratched his head, after two lifetimes, it was the first time he encountered this situation, "Okay, my Korean writing is not good." ”

"Chinese, you must write Chinese, much more beautiful than Korean." Sister glasses immediately handed over the autograph book, and brought her own equipment to be ready at all times.

There were many signatures in the notebook, but Lin Dong couldn't recognize any of them, as if they were ghostly drawn.

"Lin! East! "Write your name neatly.

Sister Glasses is gone, why are there just two words, "oppa, can you write some more blessings?" ”

"Well, the first fan is always privileged."

"When I First Met You, I just want to say "Goodbye"." Lin Dong didn't know how to write blessings at all, so he had to write down the name of the song, with his sincerity.

"Thank you oppa, I will always support you. Fighting！ ”

The glasses sister jumped away with the autograph book, leaving Lin Dong with a bitter face to stay on the spot, because he couldn't run away.

"It's really the guy on TV last night~~"

"It doesn't matter if he's real or not, I'll ask for an autograph first!"

"oppa, Sarah hey~~"

"It would be nice if you held me and did squats, it was too romantic~~"

……

Lin Dong was surrounded by a group of girls of ten or twenty generations, and that faint sense of superiority arose in vain. Dongge is low-key and has connotations, and he doesn't like to pretend to be forced, otherwise "Big Stick" and "CN" or something would have gone back to his hometown to sell sweet potatoes.

"Hey, don't touch it! Not there, don't catch me birds. Help me! ”

The sense of superiority did not last long, and only full of sorrow remained. South Korea's brain-dead fan girl is really terrible, and she is completely a female hooligan.

Lin Dong swore that he would never appear in the subway station during rush hour again, and he would never give people autographs casually.

What a painful realization. (To be continued.) )