Everybody's busy!

Although, Wang Qiang seems to be sitting there leisurely, killing time.

In fact, he has already started brainstorming, who made him the heaviest task!

Not only is he responsible for personnel and resource allocation, but he also writes jokes! And the position of the host, he doesn't dare and doesn't want to hand it over to others!

Originally, he wanted to find some jokes on the computer, sort them out by himself, and then insert some news about current affairs and the like!

Later, he gave up this idea, just because after a thousand degrees of "jokes", he walked around the hilarious ranking of "embarrassing and funny", and magically found that it was all cold jokes!

And the comment shook his jaw.

"My stomach hurts when I laugh!"

"My mouth is smiling, it's so funny!"

"Sure enough, it's the biggest joke website in China, and after watching it around, I almost didn't laugh to death!"

"The cheeks are so sour......"

"Upstairs, huh~~~"

"Get out! You demon king! ”

Is this a brushed comment? Doesn't seem right! The brush can't be so neat, right?

If you don't give up, go to other websites to take a look, Wang Qiang is finally completely dead!

After watching the jokes for a whole day, Wang Qiang looked as usual! There wasn't a joke that made him laugh heartily!

I can't help but be a little worried, if the talk show I put out is too funny, will I laugh to death? Is there criminal liability?

Wang Qiang fell into deep thought......

Forget it, let's get the show out first! Wang Qiang reluctantly used [Time Fragment]!

Start writing and drawing on paper!

In an hour or so, a whole sheet of A4 paper, full of writing!

I felt like I could talk for almost an hour, and then I stopped!

After some sorting and polishing, a smile finally appeared on his face.

The program is designed with three key words, the first one focuses on memories, mainly about the campus "Xiao Ming, get out!" "Jokes, the second is what happens between men and women in love, and the third is interesting stories in the workplace, almost all of the post-90s are working, or about to work, and he can be regarded as what he likes!

Naturally, the show will be mixed with some unique insights into social anecdotes.

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In the next few days, Wang Qiang personally participated in all the work, including the design and customization of the program props, as well as the rehearsal of the stage art, and many other tedious work.

Thursday.

Morning.

All five groups are ready to go!

Several people folded their hands together and shouted "Success!" And then he started to do his own work.

Today, it was the first time they participated in the recording of the show in person!

It's a mule and a horse, it's time for a walk!

Everyone was excited, even nervous! After all, they used to be behind the scenes, and this time it was completely different......

Nine.

All the equipment, props, on-site seats, and safe work are carefully checked and there are no problems!

Ten o'clock.

All the spectators are in and sit down! These people are all "group performers" they paid for!

Ten minutes past ten.

"Countdown! 5…… 4…… 3…… 2…… 1”

Gu Yanwu shouted to the last number, and all departments immediately operated, and the recording began!

All the lights in the studio went off at the same time!

On the LED screen, it was the early morning in the capital at seven o'clock. The crowded crowd on the subway, the gloomy people in the traffic jam on the 13th Ring Road, and the pedestrians in a hurry on the road......

Syllable! The LED screen is off!

As soon as the camera turned, the boss's chair was facing the direction of the table, and the people on it could barely see the Mediterranean hairstyle, the boss shook the remote control in his hand and asked, "What do you see?" ”

Wang Qiang said respectfully, "Guessing riddles is not my advantage, if there is something, please ask the boss to order!" ”

"In today's society, people are in a state of anxiety because of busy work, resulting in fewer and fewer smiles on their faces! After the unanimous research of the superiors, the "Save the Unhappy" plan was formulated, and it is up to you to implement it! The boss said directly.

"Boss, I'm just an ordinary person, how can I implement the plan?" Wang Qiang said in a low voice, "Besides, isn't my code name 008?" Why don't you hand over this arduous task to the seven senior brothers in front of me to carry it out! ”

"Didn't you break into Beijing TV? I believe in your ability, don't worry, the organization will help you if you are in trouble! The boss paused and said. If the seven senior brothers in front of you were alive, would I be able to let you carry out such a difficult plan? ”

"The first seven senior brothers are all dead?" Wang Qiang asked in surprise.

"Hmm!" The boss nodded, and said in a heavy tone, "Since the establishment of our organization, we have implemented a total of seven plans, so ......"

"I see!" Wang Qiang touched the cold sweat on his head, and respectfully retreated with the plan!

As I passed by the trash can, the plan was thrown into the trash can, and I trotted all the way back home, packed up my clothes, and said, "Fools believe you, I don't want to die!" ”

Wang Qiang drove the car and ran, sunrise and sunset......

The LED lights suddenly went out, and at the same time, a beam of light appeared on the stage!

The prop car driven by Wang Qiang stopped!

Because, a row of black-clothed people appeared in front of him to block the way, wearing a demon mask, with a forty-five-degree angle between his right arm and body, and a unified long sword, shining with fluorescent!

Wang Qiang pushed the door down!

Confront each other for two seconds!

The man in black moved!

The wind under his feet rushed towards Wang Qiang, raising his sword, stabbing, picking, teasing, cutting, and chopping!

Wang Qiang also took a few steps forward, quickly grabbed the wrist of the first person, pressed it vertically, his hand couldn't help but open, the long sword fell to the ground, quickly locked the man's arm, bent down and threw it out!

The second, the third, the fourth!

Wang Qiang picked up the long sword, and the speed of swinging was dazzling!

Bang Bang Bang!

The three of them landed with their long swords, Wang Qiang kicked them with a flying kick, and the three of them rolled out gorgeously!

More and more black-clothed people rushed over, surrounded Wang Qiang, and fought......

The lights on the stage are getting dimmer and dimmer! All anyone in the audience could see was the dancing of the fluorescent sword!

One move and one style, it is said to be fighting, but it is more like dancing, beautiful!

More and more fluorescent swords fell to the ground......

Thundered!

Suddenly there was an "artificial" thunder! Faintly illuminate the stage!

Wang Qiang squatted directly with his right foot, jumped on the spot, Dapeng spread his wings, and his body rotated quickly!

The rest of the people, clutching their necks, fell to the ground with difficulty!

One person stood on the ground, although he was ragged but holding a long sword in his hand, his body stood tall, and the rest of the "corpses" fell to the ground horizontally!

The danger is gone?

Wang Qiang threw the sword in his hand at will, and slowly walked in the direction of the car, ready to continue to escape.

"Do you think you can still go?" A voice asked playfully.

Wang Qiang raised his hands and slowly retreated, and a man with a pistol pointed at his forehead came out of the shadows!

"What do you want?" Wang Qiang asked with a gloomy face.

"009 mission complete, request next step!" The man bowed to the front of the stage and said.

The LED screen lit up.

The boss said angrily, "008, you've disappointed me so much!" ”

"I ...... Really incapable of executing this plan! Wang Qiang said with difficulty.

"Really?" The boss snorted coldly, "009, tie him with explosives!" ”

"Yes!" 009 waved his hand, and several men in devil masks stepped forward in the background and put on new clothes and ties for the puppet-like Wang Qiang!

The boss played with the remote control in his hand and said, "I've arranged a show for you, if the audience doesn't laugh, I'll press the red button, and when the time comes, your special tie will fly with your head!" ”

Multiply!

The LED screen is off!

"The owner...... ...... owner"

No one answered! The lights on the stage are out!

At this time, a voice came out of the loudspeaker, "Welcome to the host of "Tonight's Post-90s" - Wang Qiang, on stage!" ”

Wow!

The lights on the stage are all on!

Wang Qiang slowly walked to the center of the stage, looked at the audience below, and said, "Hello everyone, I'm Wang Qiang, I think I'm a handsome guy, what do you think?" ”

Wang Qiang made a grimace and smiled happily.

There was silence, no applause, no laughter!

"Do you think I'm handsome?"

Wang Qiang made a grimace again, smiled to himself, and bent down with a smile!

Offstage, there was still silence.

Sweat broke out on Wang Qiang's forehead.

Liu Shiyu stood in the background, looked at Wang Qiang's appearance, and said with a smile, "Amazing!" ”

"Stroke of genius! When we were on the script, we didn't have this article, it seems that Xiaoqiang is in the play! "009 took off the mask on his face, and it was Tian Zhiqiang in the same group!

If Wang Qiang heard it, he would definitely answer like this:

Nima! Also into the play, into the wool!

I don't know how nervous I am when I go on stage for the first time! With so many pairs of eyes staring at you, who really knows!