One Hundred and Three Clever Words (Chinese New Year's Eve Subscription Request)

I thought that as usual, I went to the court to receive the verdict and sent it to the prisons to finish the matter, but I didn't expect this person to dare to disobey the public judgment in front of the king, and he made a big fuss, and now the "ghosts" of the palace are all taking him as a joke.

The beggar's soul was pulled by the iron chain and stood unsteadily, and he sat on the black stone floor tiles with a fart/strand, he was a spirit, and it would not hurt if he fell, but he simply lay on the ground and couldn't get up, crossed his legs, and shouted and scolded like a market shrew: "The prince of the government is unfair in judging the case, I am not convinced; The ghost sent to beat people in public, but I didn't follow it. ”

The ghost was anxious and angry, and said angrily: "You are so unreasonable, where did I beat you, obviously you fell by yourself." ”

That man was probably a gangster before he was born, he never cared about face, and he didn't know how to write the word "fear", if he wanted to talk about crooked reasoning, the ghost was not his opponent, but he retorted without fear: "If you didn't lock my hands and feet, would I let you pull it?" If you don't pull hard, how can I fall? No one in this hall is blind, but they all see it really, but you, the ghost, are domineering and oppressing me. ”

"You ......" the ghost was so angry that the blue tendons on his forehead burst out. Are used to doing this soul errand, no one is a good temperament, when encountering difficult habits, they will often use means to knock one or two, at this time the ghost was knocked speechless, and couldn't help but be angry, and had already tightened his fists and tightened, he really couldn't suppress the anger in his heart, and his hand touched his waist, and he suddenly pulled out a leather whip, and he was about to wave it on the head of the scoundrel on the ground.

"Wait!" At this critical moment, the cool and majestic shout of the palace monarch sounded, and the whip raised by the ghost stopped in mid-air, and he did not dare to disobey the order even if he was full of indignation.

The first thing to do is to be able to look at the face of the boss, and the ghost is not confused. Peeking at Fujun's face, he saw a pair of cold eyebrows and eyes that were quite impatient, and he expected that his boss was unwilling to act rough in front of the souls, so he was honest. This time he was not good, he almost touched the head of the mansion monarch, and quickly withdrew his hand, bowed and retreated to the side in confusion.

When his subordinates retreated according to the order, the prince of the mansion drooped his eyelids. He glanced at the scoundrel on the ground with an indifferent look, and said slowly: "If you want to sit on the ground, this gentleman will not pull you, but you say that this gentleman is unfair in judging the case, but this is not something to say casually. ”

Iron tongs clamp the tongue, it hurts. Ji Zihan felt a headache just by hearing the name, it seems that the prince of the palace wants to scare the beggar, so that the beggar can confess his guilt. She didn't know which of them was right and who was wrong, she only knew that Judge Cui's deterrence was really ruthless.

The punishment of the underworld is not light, the sentence of the first layer of tongue pulling out hell alone is 10,000 years, listening to the meaning of the words of the king, the beggar has also committed other crimes, even if he does not add another punishment, it is enough for him to endure, not to mention that the effort of these few words will add another 10,000 years of punishment.

Unexpectedly, the beggar did not worry about many debts and lice, and he didn't care about the intimidation of the prince. The dead duck bargained hard and said: "Fujun, don't scare me, think I will rely on seven cheap lives, that is from childhood to big scare, your trick is useless to me." I have a question here that I would like to ask for advice from the prince. If I can prove that it was you, Judge Cui, Cui Fujun, who judged the wrong case and decided the wrong life, I don't know what Fujun said? ”

"If it is really a misjudgment by Benjun, Benjun will promise you to send you back to the Yang world immediately, prolong your Yang life, and let you die rightly."

As soon as this statement came out. The palace was in an uproar, not only the living souls, but even the ghosts felt unbelievable, and they all felt that the king of the palace should not make such a heavy promise, this person died and died, even if the judgment was wrong, it was a big deal not to go to purgatory to be punished, and immediately reincarnated, so why prolong life. It is necessary to know that there is a fixed number of life dollars in the world, and if you want to prolong your life, you need to make great merits to earn one or two years old.

Ji Zihan was in the chief position at this time, and Cui Fujun was already quite close, she kept the warning in mind, and her eyes did not dare to look up to the high hall, at this time, she was too surprised, and she forgot to avoid taboos, and a pair of apricot eyes followed the surprised gaze of the ghosts, and looked straight at the chief judge of the underworld who was sitting behind the high case.

At this sight, Rao is Bai Wuchang laid the foundation of the king's ugliness in her heart early in the morning, and she was really shocked.

Only then did she understand Bai Wuchang's hard work, it was a pity that Cui Fujun's good voice was so mellow and low, and he should be a man with a great figure and a handsome appearance, how could a real person look so stumbling?

I saw that he had a horse with thick skin and rough flesh, brown and green, a broad forehead that could run a horse, thick black eyebrows that could be used as a broom, and a pair of bursting round eyes pressed under the thick eyebrows, the size of a copper bell, and the whites of the eyes were more than the kernels of the eyes. A long and narrow nasal tube in the middle of the eyes pulls the lip peak, the end of the nose is high and convex, the lower lip of the nose is good, the lips are square, and the lower lip is full.

With such a dignified face, it is really difficult for Bai Wuchang to say that his own monarch looks majestic and intimidating, and now when he sees it, he is more like a mandrill than a person, and it is so ugly that people can't bear to look at it directly. Ji Zihan only glanced at it, then turned his head away, preferring to stare at the vague-faced rogue beggar soul than to look at Fu Jun again.

The beggar was overjoyed when he got the promise of the king, and finally stood up and spoke, only to see him jump up from the ground, and pat the dust on his fart/thigh, and then he spoke: "I said that the prince of the palace decided the wrong case is not a casual nonsense, this law of the underworld is the blessing of the big brother who leads the way, so that I know a little bit about it." As he spoke, he smiled and bowed to the ghost who was standing on the side, so angry that the ghost dared not speak, so he had to glare at him fiercely.

The beggar didn't seem to see him glaring angrily, but continued confidently: "I don't know if you know, those who die in vain are not guilty, and they are directly sent to the Lechuan River to cross the Naihe Bridge, and they can be reincarnated after drinking Meng Po soup." So I had to thank Brother Lu before, the reason is here, thanks to this ghost brother chatting with me all the way, explaining the rules of the prefecture in detail, I realized that my life should not be extinguished, so that I would not be in vain to become a death row prisoner under the rank of the king. (To be continued.) )

PS: The second change on Chinese New Year's Eve, in fact, it is a manuscript box, you know ~