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I blinked.

Tang Caiyi blinked.

Before I could get angry and rush up, the bamboo basket in Tang Caiyi's hand smashed out one step ahead of me.

The scene was chaotic in an instant.

It was me who was even more confused.

I wanted to kill Qing Luo, but I couldn't hurt her because of the blood mark; second, I had to take care of this grandmother's body, so I had to stop Tang Caiyi; Third, I have to stop Qingluo from beating me and Tang Caiyi again.

In the end, all my sanity collapsed when Qing Luo took the honey bean cake and snow lotus cream and put it on Tang Caiyi's face, thinking that I also cared about Tang Caiyi, so I also lost my heart.

I was on the street, my hair was disheveled, my clothes were tattered, the sun was warm in the sky, but I was shivering from the cold.

Tang Caiyi stood next to me, looking no better than me, and opened his eyes in a daze.

A group of aunts around supported Qingluo, who was crying and crying with a blue nose and swollen face, and a group of uncles stood with their hands in their hands, with a stern expression, splashing saliva at us.

Qing Luo opened her mouth to howl, and while crying, she bent down and patted her thigh with her hand: "Ouch! What have I done? My two daughters-in-law hate me to death! I'm really going to drive my old woman to a dead end! My life is miserable, my wife died early, and my son is unfilial, I am pitiful......"

Me: "......"

Tang Caiyi: "......"

An aunt was so angry that her chest rose and fell: "You two beasts with a human face and a beast's heart, you are dead and waiting for a thousand knives!" ”

Qing Luo wiped her tears and said angrily: "How can you talk about this old woman, this is my daughter-in-law, my grandson!" Why are you so ruthless! ”

Another aunt said bitterly: "Old man, how can you be so kind, you are good and are bullied." If you deal with such a brute, you should die and curse! ”

Me: "......"

Tang Caiyi: "......"

I wanted to go back to the inn but found that I didn't know the way at all, Tang Caiyi and I shrank together without any temper, and were scolded from the street to the end of the street.

The crowd gradually dispersed, and Qing Luo followed behind us and gently rubbed her nose lazily, and a low sigh of understatement floated over: "Being young and beautiful has the benefits of being young and beautiful." But dead old women also have dead old women's usages, you say. ”

Tang Caiyi is usually cold, but today he didn't even have a cold expression, and he was directly paralyzed.

As for me...... I didn't have any idea of anything but strangle her.

Walking forward in silence, he walked out of the alley. It is a long and prosperous street full of people.

At this time, Tang Caiyi and I shook our bodies and were violently pulled to the side, and Qing Luo quickly and forcefully pressed us into the corner.

Before he came back to his senses, he saw Qing Luo kneeling on her legs and falling to the ground: "Ask a kind person to eat." We, mother and daughter, have been hungry for a long time! ”

The sound of a team of horses' hooves was like a soup river, rushing by, and the two men led by it were Zhen Kun and Sun Shencheng.

I quickly ruffled my hair and covered my face, and my whole body shrunk into a ball.

Tang Caiyi did so, and sighed faintly under his unkempt face: "I never thought in my life that I would have such an encounter today. ”

I looked at Qing Luo's back with gloomy eyes: "I don't want to see this dead old woman again in my life." ”

After finding an inn again, we took care of the mess we were looking at.

Qingluo said that it was already the second day, so I was not in a hurry at all. It's time to prepare, too.

The preparation she is talking about is to find candidates, and then find an opportunity to tie them up, which is easier said than easy. It's complicated, it depends on who you're looking for.

She leaned on the soft couch and chattered while knocking melon seeds, I tossed my clothes expressionlessly, and Tang Caiyi helped me put on the third sweater with an expressionless face.

She tsk and praised us for being so calm.

I sighed in my heart, how could I be calm. I've been in a hurry for a long time.

The letter to Yang Xiuyi and Master was hastily written under her gaze, teaching them not to worry. I'll go back in seven days at the latest, and by the way, let Hua Xixue tell them about Tang Caiyi.

This matter must be a thousand waves with one stone. When I go back in seven days, Master will definitely teach me why I didn't tell them early.

These can be put aside for the time being, and the most annoying thing is that I haven't figured out how to talk to Yang Xiuyi and Master on the night slave's side.

Shigong Shizun has been looking for the truth about the walking corpses in Minghai, Qunan Qizhou is so big, I don't know where they are for the time being, but I don't dare to think about this matter, but I have to say it anyway.

This kind of contradiction is really hard to endure, and it is already so bad, but this Qingluo is still bouncing up and down to make trouble for me.

I wish I had helped her solve it sooner, and then I would have killed her and not have anything to do with her.

But how do I dig up corpses in broad daylight? I didn't have a long life.

I buried my head in the belt, Tang Caiyi went to get the coat, and the voice came: "Why is it a men's robe?" ”

I looked up, and she was holding an indigo robe in her hand, with wide sleeves and a gold thread embroidery on the neckline.

Qing Luo calmly spit out the skin of the melon seeds: "Don't talk about her, you have to change it later, where can you help me find a girl if you don't dress as a man?" ”

Tang Caiyi couldn't hold back, frowned and said, "This sounds awkward, like a flower thief." ”

I said, "You don't want us to go to the Qinglou, right?" ”

Qing Luo sneered: "I've lived for so many years, do you know what girl I hate the most?" ”

She grabbed a handful of melon seeds again, and said lazily: "It's those girls who are full and have nothing to do to pretend to be a man to visit the Qinglou, how boring do you say they are, are they going to tease those poor Qinglou girls or are they playing something unconventional?" Or do you think that the fat belly bald people who visit the green building are more attractive? ”

I picked up the robe and put it on: "You have a lot of care." ”

"If I live for a long time, people are idle, and if I don't find something to gossip and gossip, how can I live? So don't worry, I won't do this kind of thing, and I can't look down on the body of the girl in the Qinglou. ”

Tang Caiyi grabbed another piece of clothing: "Then you want us to dress up as men?" ”

She raised her eyebrows, and the melon seeds were crisp: "Say goodbye, don't dress you up brightly, how can those matchmakers choose a dignified lady for me?" ”

Tang Caiyi muttered unhappily: "It's like helping to abuse." ”

I also muttered unhappily: "Still knock, leave a tooth for the old man." ”

When you go to a teahouse box, you can just take in the brilliant lights in the city.

The wind blew from above, I shrunk my neck, Qingluo raised her fingers, and the window snapped shut.

For two whole hours, Tang Caiyi and I sat on the side like stone statues, and listened to Qingluo and a few matchmakers she found out of nowhere to discuss our taste.

After chatting and coming out of the tea shop, Tang Caiyi and I were relieved, but before we could think about it, Qing Luo fell in love with a graceful posture and bright eyes and makeup, and at first glance, she was a noble daughter from a good background.

I hurriedly made it up, I drank tea with this girl on the day I came, her family is rich, a local tyrant, and there are hundreds of customers in the family, and it is not small, it is not easy to start.

In a blink of an eye, she fell in love with a delicate and tender little jasper.

I hurriedly made it up again: "It's not possible, I also know this girl, she is so powerful, we can't beat her." ”

She squinted at me and said, "I believe your nonsense." ”

As he spoke, he shook me off and walked forward, but when he chased after the girl, he suddenly turned his eyes to me, sighed, and gave me a look of relief.

I was wondering, Tang Caiyi pulled my sleeve, and his voice trembled: "Chu Jiu, look at that girl's hair......"

I stared at it for a long time, and I was stunned.

Under the lights, a glance is not enough to see, but this girl's scalp ...... Her scalp is sewn up!

And I thought for a moment that her brilliant hairpin was a faintly wriggling egg in the crack......

I covered my mouth and was about to throw up.

Qing Luo came back and patted me on the shoulder, and said happily: "Chu Jiu, you really didn't lie to me, I misunderstood you!" ”

I was about to step forward, but Tang Caiyi grabbed me: "Let's see where she is going first." ”

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Small theater

Hua Xixue (waving a fly swatter): Selling soy sauce, selling soy sauce, selling soy sauce......

Pineapple: You sell it again.

Master (Picking Feet): Selling soy sauce bottles, selling soy sauce bottles, selling soy sauce bottles......

Pineapple: You ......

Yang Xiuyi (cheek point): Wholesale soy sauce, wholesale soy sauce, wholesale soy sauce......

Pineapple: I ......

Master: Be content, I just showed my face and didn't even have a line.

Master: Alas, the old man hasn't even shown his face.

Father Yang (patting the table): I said you guys are enough!

Father Yang: I am the key to the whole book! Without my strong genes, would this be able to write?

Father Yang: You still have a sense of anger for you every day on the ninth day of the first month, look at me!

Father Yang: What kind of image do I have!

Father Yang (choked): I, I......

Father Yang (wiping tears): I am so handsome and handsome......

Father Yang (collapsed): She said that I was a lewd old man with a mustache and a wicked smile!!!!

Everyone sympathized with him, and the soles of the pineapples were oiled.

ps: Do you like small theaters? If you don't like it, I won't write it, because it will increase the number of words, and it's a lot......