Zhao Lanshan imagined what Ruxing was.

For example, Xiaoqian of Lanruo Temple is resentful, affectionate, and stunning.

For example, in the story, the bewitching vixen who came to knock on the door of the hard student late at night.

For example, the red bead grass that repays the favor with tears - this is not quite in line, but Zhao Lanshan secretly read Dream of Red Mansions in the bed when he was a young man, and he was also envious of Jia Baoyu, who slept across the yarn cabinet from Lin Daiyu. In his opinion, Ruxing should be a wildflower and weed, even if it is a round stone by the stream, he can accept it!

But he never expected it to be a badger!

Speaking of dog badgers, his first impression is: take you to see the cage covered under the straw mat in the small courtyard of the farmhouse, which sells for 580 pounds.

- But it tastes like mutton.

"Lanshan ......" like a star lying on the ground, teary-eyed soft voice called softly.

"Poof! cough cough ......" Fang Yu couldn't hold back and laughed again, cleared his throat after laughing, and pushed Zhao Lanshan: "Go, one night husband and wife for 100 days, you have been a husband and wife for at least three nights, and you should have a year's kindness." ”

"Get out!" Zhao Lanshan scolded angrily, and pushed him back, "Ignore me!" Annoying! He rolled his eyes angrily, shyly and a little aggrieved, and Fang Yu couldn't hold back and laughed.

Neither of them is nervous now. Because it can be seen that the three monsters on the ground who don't know how to count monsters are all restrained, and they can't move, and they can't hurt them.

Ruxing stiffened on and changed for a while, but the pressure on his body became heavier and heavier, and he couldn't hold it or changed back to his original shape.

Zhao Lanshan was more ashamed than moved by Ruxing, who had become a human, but he was curious about Ruxing, who was in the shape of a beast. He didn't come closer, squatted down and called her: "Ruxing, tell me, did you find me to pick yin and replenish yang?" ”

The two badgers are almost the same size, but it can be seen that the one that is as fat as the star is, but the coat color is not as good as the other, if the coat color reflects the age, then who is the other badger, Fang Yu has already guessed.

He stood next to him and listened, but Ruxing didn't dare to look at him at all, only dared to face Zhao Lanshan.

Tears flowed from the dog badger's eyes, and Zhao Lanshan couldn't help but be amazed.

"How could I hurt you? I have a genuine affection for you. So even if I'm afraid of being discovered by you, I want to be close to you. Ruxing said.

It's a pity that Zhao Lanshan doesn't know how many pink traps he has seen, and he is not moved when he hears it.

He had told Fang Yu before that although he smelled of copper, he still had a pure land in his heart. The thing he is most looking forward to in this life is to meet a woman he really loves, and the two love each other and spend their lives together.

That's why he didn't believe Ruxing's words at all.

Wholehearted?

I'm afraid there is another purpose, right?

The weasel lying next to the two badgers is a big one! There was a calf that grew bigger. It is not fat or thin, its fur is shiny, its posture is fit, and it has a good body of fat and thin muscles at a glance! It's definitely delicious!

The weasel interjected, "My lord, Hugh must take her word!" There's a reason why she's going to marry you! ”

Oh, it turned out to be an inside bar.

Zhao Lanshan pretended to say, "Do you really know? Seeing that you don't look like you're in a nest with them, do you have a grudge to frame them? ”

When Ruxing heard this, he immediately said: "Lanshan! Don't believe him! He opened a fake temple on the mountain! Deceitful! I was afraid that you would be harmed by him, so I went out of my way to save you! ”

Zhao Lanshan and Fang Yu were both startled.

"Eight Treasures? Are you a monk at the Eight Treasures Temple? Zhao Lanshan was so frightened that his tone changed! And he said! What kind of monster can do harm so close to the temple? Aren't you afraid that the eminent monks will come to collect them? It turns out that there is a nest of snakes and rats!

The weasel was anxious, but he didn't look at Zhao Lanshan, but looked at the square area, his eyes pleading.

Fang Yu had a tacit understanding with Zhao Lanshan, so he put on a white face at this time and said, "Let's listen to what he said first." ”

The weasel hurriedly said: "I turned into a human being and practiced in the temple, and for more than a hundred years, I only dared to do good, never dared to do evil!" Not only do I not hurt anyone, but I also don't hurt my own kind. The little demons and monsters in the surrounding more than 700 mountains have listened to my teachings and are dedicated to doing good and cultivating. ”

"More than seven hundred mountains?" Zhao Lanshan's eyes blinked, how could he not know that there were more than seven hundred mountains in the vicinity?

"Imaginary fingers, imaginary fingers." Fang Yu reminded him. There are more than 700 mountains, which means that there are many mountains, which means that this weasel has a very strong ability to preach!

"Oh." Zhao Lanshan rolled his eyes.

The weasel pointed to Ruxing again: "It's her and her hole, and I never care about her." They are all monsters, and it is fate to be able to live together, and she and I have always been well water and river water. ”

Ruxing cried: "Lanshan! Don't believe him! He's going to kill us today! Xiao Miao almost let him bite to death! ”

"Miao?" Zhao Lanshan reflexively looked at the other badger, saying that he not only slept with a badger, but also planned to marry another badger as a little wife. He looked back at Fang Yu, only to see Fang Yu laughing so hard that his teeth were exposed.

"Don't laugh!" Zhao Lanshan shouted, "If it's a buddy, don't laugh!" ”

Fang Yu covered his mouth with his hand and smiled.

Zhao Lanshan could only pretend that he hadn't seen it, skipped Xiao Miao, and asked Ruxing sincerely: "Then do you have any other monsters here?" Like rabbit essence? Coquette? Flower Demon? ”

Ruxing didn't understand why he asked this, and asked hesitantly: "...... Do you like bunny spirits? ”

Tongming Weasel, who once served as the host of the Eight Treasures Temple, understood human minds better, and said to Ruxing: "You are not beautiful, not as white and cute as a rabbit." ”

Ruxing has eaten rabbits in the mountains all his life, and when he heard this, he said confidently: "Lanshan is wrong!" Rabbits are not snow-white, the slave family has eaten rabbits for hundreds of years, and they are all yellow and black flowers. I think the white rabbit is only in the Moon Palace, right? ”

Zhao Lanshan laughed and laughed, seeing Ruxing staring at him with burning eyes, his words were full of sincerity, and he said in his heart that this is the real chicken and duck, thinking about it this way, he didn't care so much about Ruxing deceiving him. When he saw a badger, he wanted to kill and eat it; When Ruxing saw a person, what he thought was "deception". Big brother, don't laugh at the second brother, don't say anything about anyone.

He let go, and the corners of his eyebrows and eyes brought out a trace of tenderness, and said softly: "Ruxing, then you sue me, why are you looking for me?" ”

The badger's black bean-like eyes looked at him gently and affectionately.

A man and a badger looked at each other in pairs, and their love was wisp......

Fang Yu stepped forward vigilantly and stomped on Zhao Lanshan.

Zhao Lanshan fell to the ground, and the second monk stood up confused and turned back to him, "What are you doing?" ”

"I'm afraid you'll be a beauty again." Fangyu Road.

Zhao Lanshan rolled his eyes.

Fang Yu couldn't help but scold: "Don't roll it, the beads will fall out if you roll your eyes again!" What a problem with what you learned! ”

Zhao Lanshan suddenly remembered that Wei Manwen used to roll his eyes! Rub your eyes immediately, make up your mind that you will restrain yourself in the future, and never roll your eyes again.

In the end, it was the weasel who solved the puzzle.

"People have a rule, when a woman marries a man, she becomes a member of a man's family from then on, and has nothing to do with her previous family, and she can no longer recognize her former relatives as relatives, just like being a new person." Brother Weasel's language attainments also have some problems, the first half of the ancient style, and the last sentence is quite re-education through labor.

Therefore, if the female monsters cultivate into human bodies, they will find someone to marry, so that they are not demons, they are considered people.

After hearing this, Zhao Lanshan asked Fang Yu: "Is that how it is calculated?" "He doesn't understand.

Fang Yu didn't understand, so he asked a question that was closely related to Zhao Lanshan: "If there is a child on both sides, is there half of the blood of the monster?" ”

Zhao Lanshan's face turned white when he heard it! He staggered back a few big steps, hiding behind Fang Yu, looking at the badger on the ground who was staring at him affectionately like a bomb!

The weasel said, "People and monsters can't have children." This has been studied, and it is called reproductive isolation. ”

Makes sense!

Zhao Lanshan breathed a sigh of relief, who knew that the weasel continued: "After the demon marries a human, he still has to have children with the same kind, and he is born into a human child." Some people don't know that they still take their children home as their own children. ”

Zhao Lanshan's face turned black again! Is he almost going to be a cheap dad for a lot of badgers?

After the weasel science is popularized, there is no need to let Ruxing explain the rest.

Fang Yu looked at the sky and saw that it was already dark, and it was impossible to go down the mountain tonight, so he had to spend the night here. He went to find a dead branch and asked Zhao Lanshan to make a fire.

There are no animals in the mountains now, and there is no food or water to be found. The Domain ended up digging out a little bit of wet dirt from the ground. In winter, there is little water, the ground is dry, and there is no water source to dig up.

Fang Yu could only drag a few large branches back, and then saw that Zhao Lanshan had a whole roast sheep and roast ...... in front of him Boar? There is also a faint smell of wine.

Again and again, two and more, and again and again.

Fang Yu took a few deep breaths and strode over. Maybe his face was too murderous, Zhao Lanshan sensitively noticed that the situation was urgent, and immediately reported an important clue: "Fang Yu!" This weasel said that our family's Qingqing is here! This is all a banquet prepared by him, ready to entertain Qingqing! ”

Fang Yu was immediately stunned.

The weasel was still lying on the ground, and his coat was already a little dull. Suppressing their qi very skillfully only affected them, and did no harm to the other creatures around them.

Ruxing and Xiao Miao had already fainted.

He tried his best to "transform" the sheep and wild boars that were almost packed up from the Forestry Bureau, where there was a starving tiger, and he didn't "change" them because he didn't taste good.

In the end, the weasel is more clever than Xing and Xiao Miao, he often deals with people, and knows very well that at this moment, it is better to please the saint than to please the two people in front of him; This boar and goat will only make the manifestation happy if they are eaten by the domain!

In terms of blowing the pillow wind, he has already learned three of them.

Fang Yu was skeptical, he also wanted to know Qingqing's news, and finally sat down.

Both of them sat down, and Zhao Lanshan found a pig's head, a fish head, a sheep's head, and a chicken's head...... It's all against the square. He just deserves to look at his ass from behind.

"There's something wrong with that." Zhao Lanshan touched his chin and asked the weasel: "Why do you slap him and not me?" Wouldn't I be a green ......?"

Fang Yu glanced sideways.

Zhao Lanshan immediately covered his mouth and blinked in pity.

The weasel also has a problem with honesty, and at this point he tells the truth, "That's impossible." He said to Zhao Lanshan sincerely, and sincerely solved his doubts: "You are dirty, how can you get into your eyes?" How can this gentleman be so jade? ”

Even if he praises his friends, Zhao Lanshan is a little embarrassed, how can he be so bad!

It's a pity that since he was praised by the weasel, Fang Yu has been watching from the wall with a smile, obviously very happy to be flattered.

There are no subordinates such as his secretary and driver who will never go against him.

In a hurry, Zhao Lanshan pointed to the badger who had passed out next to him and said, "If I'm not good, why did she find me?" "The monsters are all looking for Tang Seng, but it is conceivable that he is similar to Tang Seng, and he is also a fragrant meat.

The weasel's attitude towards Zhao Lanshan and Fang Yu at this time was 100 obedient, so he continued to explain to Zhao Lanshan, for fear that he would not understand: "It's because of your filthy breath that she wants to find you." If you meet a clean person on the road, how can you be so at her mercy? ”

Zhao Lanshan was choked and speechless! The most important thing is that the weasel in front of him is not deliberately pushing against him, people are really just explaining to him who he doesn't understand.

Fang Yu comforted him: "People are not wrong, normal people see a woman fall down in the mountains, what is the first thing to do?" ”

"Call 110." Zhao Lanshan replied in seconds, and then fell silent and sat with his back to everyone.

Fang Yu knew what he was stuffing in his heart. It's not because he should have called people-people-police-inspectors at that time, but he took such a big risk, but he didn't meet a goblin that was enough to make people remember.

…… Of course, it can also be savored, which is another taste.

Fang Yu continued to comfort him, "It's also a beautiful woman, so you should treat her as if she had painted makeup." ”

Zhao Lanshan said sadly: "Did you draw a skin directly on your body?" ”

Fang Yu comforted him for the third time, "The experience is rare, enough to comfort his life", "I can tell it to future generations in the future", "You can have a record in ancient and modern legends", "I will ignore you anymore." ”

Zhao Lanshan was comforted.

The weasel is worthy of occupying the mountain here for many years, and has a benign interaction with the local villagers, and it is a weasel that has changed from everyone shouting and beating to everyone praised.

Even if he was already angry at this time, after conjuring up the food (neither of them ate. Zhao Lanshan wanted to eat, and under the pressure of Fang Yu, he was steadfast, and would rather die than succumb to roasting wild boars), but he still strengthened his strength and got it for them...... An impermeable thatched hut with a kang inside.

There are no soft pillows for the high bed, and two thick quilts of new cotton.

Zhao Lanshan looked at the quilt and his muscles were soft, and he just wanted to lean in.

Fang Yu was still a little vigilant, and found a chair to sit down, intending to sit until dawn.

The weasel did not persuade again, and there was a well behind the road, which could be boiled and drunk.

Fang Yu still didn't move, and the weasel said, "Did the donor remember a little monk in the Eight Treasures Temple?" He has a word of grace to you, and I hope that the donor can say two good words for the little monk in the future, so that the little monk will not die without a place to be buried. ”

Fang Yu said: "I guessed it a long time ago. Master, in addition to Zhao Lanshan, how many other people has this demon harmed? Don't you feel guilty that you have been provided for here for many years? ”

The weasel said: "This demon has sharp eyes and a sharp mouth, and it is not a rich family." The people here are simple, and she has never looked down on them. ”

It's also possible. But do others deserve to be unlucky?

The weasel listened to Fang Yu's words and explained: "My strength is weak, and I can only help one side, not the world." What's more, if those people can keep their hearts, how can they be deceived by this demon? The donor can also see that this demon's behavior is very rude, but anyone who can have the slightest vigilance will not be fooled. ”

That's right, too.

But she must be innocent of murder, right?

The weasel said, "She is not a harm, and the child she gave birth to is only in that person's name, and she has the right to be an adopted son. It's just that she has worked hard for hundreds of years, and in the end it was only a void. He looked at the one with the shiny fur of the two badgers, and said, "This is the child she has had for so many years, and it took her so many years to think of letting this child marry someone too, and see if she can change her life." It's just that I don't want to offend them, it's not their intention......"

The weasel's words were reasonable, and Fang Yu was almost persuaded by him.

And he will no longer argue with him who is right and who is wrong, and whoever is not my people will have a different heart. He is different from the demon, and if you use human standards to interpret the demon's behavior, it is really not appropriate. And he didn't plan to be a demon researcher.

Fang Yu still asked Zhao Lanshan, "He raised this long hair in two or three days after going up the mountain, is it a year to be here for a day?" ”

The weasel hurriedly said, "We are shallow in the demon way, how can we draw the land as a boundary and another small world?" Mr. Zhao's hair grew from eating the demon's saliva. ”

Fang Yu was disgusted, looked at Zhao Lanshan, who had already slept like a pig, and felt that for his good, there was no need to tell him about this matter.

Let him be frightened again.

The next day, after dawn, Fang Yu and Zhao Lanshan went down the mountain in the direction pointed by the weasel.

The weasel repeatedly told Fang Yu that he must intercede for him when he saw the manifestation.

Fang Yu still couldn't bear it, because the weasel had been pressed on the ground all night, and his hair was white and haggard this morning. The other two badgers only had one breath left.

Fang Yu agreed to intercede on his behalf.

The weasel was so excited that he forced himself to hold up half of his body and said, "Respect the high righteousness!" In the future, I will repay Mr. for his great kindness! ”

Fang Yu and Zhao Lanshan were "arrested" by local villagers halfway down the mountain and sent to the police station.

Everyone knows about the loss of two people in the temple on the mountain, and after the village committee first checked their village, they unanimously agreed that it must have been done by someone who came in from outside!

Seeing Fang Yu and Zhao Lanshan, the two "outsiders", they were sent away as prisoners.

When the secretary and Xiao Gao rushed over, they were very distressed when they saw Zhao Lanshan and Fang Yu tied up. I had to go up to untie the rope for them, and I almost had a conflict with the villagers.

Officer Tao, who brought them here, was more understanding and stopped Xiao Gao and his secretary from telling the villagers, "They are not prisoners!" They are missing people! Instead, I thanked the villagers, first of all, for their vigilance, and secondly, for their enthusiasm and enthusiasm in cooperating with the government!

Then he took the people out of the village in peace. In the car, Officer Tao explained to Fang Yu, Zhao Lanshan and Xiao Gao, "There was a reason why I didn't tell them clearly at that time." If I say that you are not suspicious but missing, they may detain you for a 'gratuity' or a 'thank you', then it is not so easy to go. ”

After his explanation, Xiao Gao and they understood. They are also in a hurry for a while and lose their sharpness, otherwise they are usually old fritters who have rolled in the rivers and lakes, and this kind of thing will be understood when you think about it.

Zhao Lanshan and Fang Yu were first sent to the hospital for a full body examination, and then Xiao Gao and the secretary were still unable to see them, and Officer Tao had to question them first.

As soon as the door of the ward closed, Officer Tao came to Fang Yu first, and he felt that Fang Yu didn't seem to be hiding the situation.

Officer Tao first asked the presiding officer of Babao Temple, Tongming, did he find Tongming's feet when he "disappeared" before? Q: What was the last contact he had with Tongming before he disappeared? What did the two of them say? Let him carefully recall the memories.

Fang Yu definitely can't say that the host Tongming is a weasel, and the Eight Treasures Temple is suspected of being a monster after cultivating a human form. He can only talk about the situation in the temple, for example, although there are only about 20 people in the temple, it seems that today's people will not be the same as the next day.

Officer Tao immediately recorded this important situation!

Fang Yu went on to say that the night before he disappeared, he went to the host to ask about Zhao Lanshan, and saw him writing red in a study book. I wonder if that's a problem? He didn't see what was written in the red book.

"Great value!" Officer Tao affirmed.

As for Zhao Lanshan, he was completely interrogated.

"Name."

"Zhao Lanshan."

"Gender."

“…… Man? Zhao Lanshan wanted to say: Do you think I look like a woman?

Officer Tao said politely: "Speak well!" ”

Zhao Lanshan nodded obediently.

After asking his ancestors for eight generations, Zhao Lanshan also had to talk about what happened before his disappearance. He said, "...... I just got dizzy, and I didn't know anything. ”

Where did you get dizzy?

I don't know.

Where did you go after fainting?

I don't know.

Have you ever seen anyone since you fainted? What sounds have you heard?

I don't know all of the above.

Officer Tao immediately arranged a urine and blood test for Zhao Lanshan to check whether there were any illegal drugs in his body.

When Zhao Lanshan was turned over and over to check thoroughly, Qin Qing was allowed to visit Fang Yu.

As soon as the two met, they looked at each other and smiled.

Qin Qing said: "I now understand how others felt when I had an accident. ”

Fang Yu smiled and said, "Don't take it to heart, I can be rescued thanks to you!" Then he dutifully pleaded for the host.

Qin Qing said: "I don't know what kind of medicine he used, and it caused several police officers to break their appearance." I can only dispel the demonic energy in the medicine, but the wound is still there. ”

But she also promised to let them go.

Hearing that Zhao Lanshan fell into the pink trap, she didn't feel strange at all.

On the afternoon of the day after she said this, the host Tongming appeared! I also brought an ancestral elixir with me!

He said that instead of chemical burns, the officers were treated with a highly concentrated extract of traditional Chinese medicine, which itself is non-toxic and only slightly corrosive.

He said that it was several police officers who pulled him together to break the medicine bag he was putting on him. He didn't run away, but went back to make the neutralizer, and now that the medicine was ready, he pleaded guilty and only hoped that the police officers could use the medicine as much as possible.

The hospital hopes to carry out multiple tests on the neutralizer it takes, which is a long-term process and time is not guaranteed. Director Gao's daughter was anxious, so she secretly used it for her father, but she didn't expect that overnight, Director Gao's skin would be completely restored! Pink and tender like a twenty-eight beauty!

The rest of the medicine was divided between Director Gao's daughter and Mrs. Gao.

After having a guinea pig, the rest of the people also recovered from the medicine. After the presiding officer was arrested, the grand excavation of the Babao Temple also came to an end, and no human bones were found, but there were many wild boars, wild wolves, wild deer, and wild ...... The bones, the ultimatum was still caught for poaching wild animals.

The village committees of several villages near Zaoshan went to the town government to ask them for leniency. In February of the following year, the host Tongming returned to Zaoshan Babao Temple with a green skin braincase. At the foot of the mountain, there are several game farms, and the business is not bad, and it is said that the wild boar here will also be eaten by delicious monks, and it is famous.

Qin Qing and Fang Yu returned home, Zhao Lanshan was rumored to have been forced by the police to take a urine test in the hospital because of his successful weight loss, and it was rumored that he was not missing, but gathered to take drugs.

Most people believed it.

Including his secretary and driver.

The driver said to Zhao Lanshan: "Brother Zhao...... My mom told me to go home on a blind date. ”

Zhao Lanshan said angrily: "Your money has been spent!" Who will marry you! Rest assured! That's all spread by others! I didn't suck! ”

The driver glanced at him, who was at least sixty pounds lighter, and didn't believe it.

The secretary said: "Mr. Zhao, I ......"

"Planning to go back to my hometown for a blind date? Returning to your hometown to get married? Your mom told you to come home? Your grandma told you to come home? Zhao Lanshan interrupted him without waiting for him to finish, "I didn't suck!" Don't worry about me! I won't let the police arrest you! ”

The secretary said, "No, I mean to say...... Mr. Zhao, I've been smelling you lately...... Isn't it time for you to wash? ”

Zhao Lanshan hadn't been to the beauty salon since he came back, and he decided to go to wash his bad luck after hearing what the secretary said. As a result, as soon as he entered the beauty salon, the beautician covered his nose and said, "Mr. Zhao, you have fallen into the urine bucket!" What a smell of urine! ”

Zhao Lanshan raised his sleeves and smelled it, there was an indescribable smell, "This is the smell of urine?" ”

The beautician nodded, avoided it very far, and said, "Mr. Zhao, go back, otherwise I will dig the bathtub after washing you!" ”

The smell on Zhao Lanshan's body only dissipated after half a year to the point that people couldn't smell it, but dogs or cats could smell it, and now there were dogs from afar and rushed at him excitedly! At first glance, it's not to find someone to play, it's to find prey to bite!

After being chased by dogs a lot, Zhao Lanshan's body shape was maintained and did not develop horizontally.

Everyone was happy.

Only Yi Huang is still nowhere to be found.