Chapter 25: Silly and unclear

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It can be used for cooking, but also for daily drinking for health, and is known as "liquid cake". Lin Dong has a lot of Huadiao wine at home to condition Dongma's body, but it is not as old as this bottle.

"Wine is good wine, but you're mistaken. Huadiao is also called 'champion red' or 'daughter red', and it is only taken out when the child gets married. You were promoted and made a fortune, what are you doing with this? Since you have chosen to stand on the side of the pro-China faction, please learn about Chinese culture. ”

Lao Li laughed, not minding Lin Dong's croaking and complaining at all, "I heard that you are going to record "We Are Married" later, isn't this just right?" ”

"Bang!" With a bang, Lin Dong slapped the wine glass on the table, "I said that I took it out and drank it because the child got married." Do you want to take advantage of me and look for a draw? Now that you're on vacation, you can only be considered an ordinary person, and if I beat you up, it's a deliberate crime at best. ”

Prosecutor General Li smiled bitterly and shook his head, this bastard boy is too shrewd and refuses to suffer any loss. It's okay, this kind of personality is not good in the political world, but it is good in the business world. "It's a bad old man who has no culture, and treats this Huadiao wine as an ordinary yellow bar."

"That's not going to work either. Rice wine has to be drunk warm, and in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, "Cooking Wine on Heroes" is boiled rice wine. What are we now? 'Frozen wine says bear'? ”

"Poof!" Lao Li couldn't help but spray, his blood pressure surged, and he habitually reached out to his waist to pull out a gun.

"Forget it, for your sake, Brother Dong is too lazy to bother with you. Just drink this as a happy wine, cheers! ”

"!"

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"Knock knock!"

"The boss, the program team and the 'best man' went downstairs. The security room called and asked, are you allowed to let go? ”

Lin Dong kicked his feet on the ground, and the senior chair drifted to the window, lifted the curtains, and looked at the lively scene downstairs. "Let them wait downstairs, it would be too unjust to broadcast the situation in this office and attract pink eye. The wealth is not exposed, not to mention that Dong Ge has little cash at all, and low-key is the king. ”

"Okay, I'll have them wait at the door." Min Xianyi picked up the phone and gave instructions to the security room, "Do you have any other orders?" ”

"Put aside the work at hand and let me be an agent for a few days." The temporary worker finally turned into a regular and became a full-time regular guest. This is the first time Lin Dong has felt quite bottomless.

"Inside. I was ready for it and even took some broker courses. Min Xianyi smiled proudly. I had long expected this day to come, so I cooperated with Liu Renna and let her enter Kakao to take over those trivial troubles. That self-righteous Ernie is still stupid and can't tell the difference, pabo.

"Then let's go, get married."

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Harley is worthy of being a world-renowned motorcycle brand, with a high-end atmosphere and high grade. Although there are only two wheels, it gives people a very stable and domineering appearance. And the model that Prosecutor Li got back is not only handsome, but also takes into account daily use. At the rear, there are stylish storage compartments on both sides, and the seats are cleverly designed as two-seaters.

It can carry both goods and people, and fully has the functions of a car. Satisfied, very satisfied, Lao Li is worthy of being a person who does great things, quite reliable.

Lin Dong was about to have a close contact with the "float", but the "best man" was lying on top of Harley with his hands outstretched, and he couldn't get up if he wanted to die.

"Master, lend me the car to drive, just for a while, okay~~" Soya in denim bib pants is not like a groomsman, but like a flower girl. Roll and splash with your beloved toys and never let go.

"Fuck off, if this car is lent to you to drive, Kim Jong Kook will come to my door tomorrow to find my real PK." Lin Dong didn't bother to pay attention to the apprentice, turned his head to Min Xianyi and asked, "You can explain to me, why is my 'best man' a woman?" Still a female nerve. ”

Kim Jong Kook Xi was reluctant to appear in this show, Soya took the initiative to ask, and the program team agreed. So ......"

Kim Jong Kook Tong disagrees, it doesn't matter. Lin Dong invited him just to express an attitude, and Brother Dong would not forget his roots. It was Kim Jong Kook who brought Lin Dong to Seoul and brought him into the Korean entertainment industry, and the identity of [guide] crushed other bad friends. But if you change it to soya, it's a little unacceptable, isn't this lowering Dongge's rank and becoming a joke?

"Why did you change it to soya? What does the program team think? ”

"Hmph, stinky master! Look down on people less! The viewership group of "My Knot" mainly focuses on otaku and otaku. I'm Soya, a beautiful video game girl, and I'm even more popular than you......"

"Hello, excuse me." The program team with the team choreographer interrupted the chat of several people. "Lin Dongxi, are you going to drive this Harley-Davidson motorcycle to the filming location?"

"Yes, there is this idea. Isn't it possible? ”

"Okay, how could it not work?!" The choreographer rubbed his hands excitedly, "The positioning designed by the program team for you is cool, handsome, evil, and proud." It was best to drive a Harley-Davidson motorcycle. The stylist came over and saw how it was to be matched. ”

"Leather coats and leather pants open Harley! There's no better choice, handsome! The faggot-like stylist made up the picture, and suddenly fell into a nympho state, looking at Lin Dong lustfully.

"No, leather pants definitely won't work!" Thinking of the 'headline Wang' who is famous for his coquettish tight leather pants in China, Lin Dong felt a chill for no reason. Aren't you afraid of pulling eggs? "Not handsome at all! There is only one word. It's not sullen yet, but openly commotionful. ”

"That's how Prince Dark Horse should be."

Lin Dong was extremely irritable, grabbed the stylist by the collar and lifted him into the air, "Don't talk to me about any bullshit prince." In the second season of "My Knot", the fake Thai prince Nikun, who only has a quarter of blood, is a proper dead ladyboy, and the disgusting dead are not worth their lives. Want to make Dong Ge a sissy like that? Believe it or not, I'm going to blow your balls. ”

"That's how the ratings are high and there are more fans."

"Vulgar, vulgar! Ratings? A fan of someone? Brother Kanto hangs. If you dare to fix the blood of princes and princesses, I will dare to keep this show on the air. "I have the contract in hand, and I have it in the world. Lin Dong has even rectified the main PD of "My Knot", is he still afraid of a makeup artist?

Such a brutal and unreasonable guest. The first time the team members met, they finally understood what President Xuan Huiyun instructed before leaving, "Everything is up to him, as long as the show can be filmed normally." ”

"Okay, but T-shirts definitely won't work. The audience will perceive this as disrespectful. The stylist racked his brains and gritted his teeth, "worn-out long-sleeved shirt, rolled up sleeves; Wash and whiten ripped jeans and add casual sneakers. What do you think? ”

"This can be there."

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After Lin Dong lost his temper, he turned back to Kakao refreshed and changed the costume prepared by the program team.

Sun Hengnan, the agent shared by Kim Jong Kook and SOYA, has been in this circle for more than ten years, and he is a proper old man. You don't need to be reminded at all to know how to buy coffee for the program team and repair the relationship.

Only Soya and Min Xianyi were left in the nanny's car, a pair of strangers who had never met a few times.

"During the time when the master was in a coma, the fat fox and the thin fox fought to the death, and I didn't expect that you would be the one who picked up the bargain in the end. Xianyioni, can I call you 'Stuffy Fox'? Soya stared at Min Xianyi with wide eyes, like a 3D scanner, and looked Min Xianyi up and down, unable to figure out why she stayed by Lin Dong's side.

"Don't look. I'm just a regular secretary. Min Xianyi was stared at uncomfortably.

Soya shook her head, "Maybe it's okay to fool others, trying to lie to me?" You save it. When the master came to Seoul from China, the first person he met was me. I still remember the scene where he slept on the ground like a wanderer with a bag on his pillow. ”

"It seems that you are not willing to be just an apprentice." Min Xianyi is a little envious of Soya's experience, and Lin Dong in the entrepreneurial period must be more charming.

"Nope. I just want to be an apprentice. The Lin Dong oppa I used to like was just a sling who couldn't afford to take a taxi. He had left this world since that shot. Now only the master Lin Dong remains. "If you dare to love, you dare to say that Lin Dong, the video game girl Soya, has died.

"Alas, apprentice and secretary, in fact, we are all the same." Min Xianyi took a deep breath, filled his lungs to the brim, and then "exhaled" for a long time, as if he was spitting out all the depression in his body, "Zhenggong will be on the throne in a while." Everyone else is a puffy cloud. ”

Soya was taken aback, "You guys already knew about the female guests? Who is it? ”

"It's not that I knew it in advance, it's the female guest designated by the boss. Girl's-Day Kim Ah Young, Yura. "Filming is about to start, and Min Xianyi doesn't need to hide it anymore.

"What? A teacher younger than me? Soya was dumbfounded, looking confused, "It doesn't make sense!" The master likes the petite but plump type, full of contrasting beauty! Yura is so tall, how could it be? ”

"Because her face looks like the boss's first love who has died."

"Well, that's the master's style." Soya shook her head helplessly, and had to admire the little master Yura, who had never met. What kind of-luck is this, it's because it looks alike.

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People rely on clothes, after being cleaned up by stylists.

Lin Dong has 2 points of arrogance, 3 points of vicissitudes, and 5 points of sling. To be reasonable, after all, it is still a sling.

Driving a Harley-Davidson motorcycle, according to the requirements of the choreographer, he posed in a cool and arrogant posture. Filming all the way, I came to the filming location, a camping spot on the edge of the Han River,

"Lin Dong xi, please put on the voice changer and enter that container, that is the new home of the imaginary couple" The choreographer put the voice changer around Lin Dong's neck and added: "Please be careful, there is no light in it, don't bump into it." ”

"I can't see without light, and I wear a voice changer. Does this make sense? It's also pitch black when it comes out. Lin Dong already knew who the woman was, and this link was really boring.

"Rest assured, we shoot in infrared and the audience can see it." The choreographer opened the door of the container, "You just need to go in and wait for the woman to enter through the gate on the other side." ”

"Whatever."

……

As a group of relatives and friends, Soya and Min Xianyi were also invited to the recording studio, and they also had the opportunity to appear.

Host: "Miss Soya, are you Lin Dongxi's 'best man'?" ”

"Inside. I am his only apprentice, and no one is more suitable to be this best man than me. Soya looks rightfully arrogant.

Host: "Oh? I have read Lin Dongxi's information, and he is a very powerful composer. As a singer, do you learn singing skills or create from him? ”

"Neither." Soya raised a finger, "In my heart, the master has one ability, which is the best in Korea." That's lol. ”

"What is LOL?"

"Competitive gaming. I think that the master was so poor that he didn't even have the money to ride the car, and the first pot of gold was earned by playing lol, 10,000 US dollars! ”

Host: "Wow, that's amazing. $10,000, which is much higher than my performance fee. ”

"Ho-ho-ho...... Otherwise, how can you become my master? I'm Soya, an invincible beautiful girl in the universe. ”

The host didn't know how to answer this, so he had to change the target and chat with Min Xianyi, probably to introduce Lin Dong's background and prestige history to the audience.

"Oh, look at the screen. The female guests entered. ”

Soya and Min Xianyi's attention suddenly shifted to the screen, and then they were dumbfounded and looked at each other.

"This, this, this is not Jin Yarong!" Although Soya is not familiar with Jin Yarong, the people on the screen are very recognizable, and they will never admit mistakes.

"Something's wrong, there's something big!" Min Xianyi jumped up and hurriedly looked for the chief PD Xuan Huiyun, "Xuan PD, this is not our designated female guest." Stop recording immediately. ”

"I can't stop, the contract has been signed. Didn't you see the additional explanation clearly? The designated female guest will star, but not now, not as Lim Dong Xi's imaginary wife. Xuan Huiyun was secretly refreshed, and finally let out a bad breath, "And the new female guest has arrived, stopping the recording now will hurt her." ”

It's over, it's really over. was miserable by the half-hung person who studied secretarial major in college but never became a secretary, Liu Renna's pot.

When Min Xianyi was so anxious that the group was at a loss and didn't know what to do, the door of the studio opened, and the woman's relatives and friends arrived.

"Soya Oni. You're there too, huh? I haven't eaten dinner yet, do you have anything to eat? (To be continued.) )