That day. Pen %Fun %Cabinet www.biquge.info Russian time: 6 p.m. sharp.

The leaders of China, Britain and the United States held a joint press conference in the Kremlin press hall.

"Ladies and gentlemen, the three-day trilateral negotiations have come to an end. Witnessed by Russian President Mr. Putin, our three countries signed a trilateral agreement on the 'Chuchu' incident. Its main contents are as follows......"

"One: In the future, no matter what the situation is, the share of technology shares in the United States will not be reduced."

"Two: Miss Alice Hill, a British citizen, is still Ike's fiancée, and they will be married again this Christmas. Also in the future, Miss Alice's share of technology shares will not be reduced. ”

"Three: Chinese nationals - Chu Chu's mother and daughter will enter the United States at the end of this month, that is, on June 30, and settle at 67 Manhattan Park Avenue in New York. The estate was purchased by China's Tencent Group for US$320 million. ”

As soon as this news came out, it instantly spread all over the world.

The people of the United States and the European Union were overjoyed, and fireworks were set off in major cities.

Great, great, our future equity share has not been reduced!

What? What if it is lowered, you ask?

What a? The whole people carry guns directly to the battlefield!

What? What about Miss Alice, you ask? Now she has one more competitor!

Uh, this, this......

This is the personal emotional problem of the great god, so we don't have to carry a gun to the battlefield, let the great god go home and close the door and solve it by himself......

This is the mind of the people of Europe and the United States.

And in China, fireworks have also been set off in major cities. Like the people in Europe and the United States, the Chinese are very happy.

Although today's press conference did not talk about the issue of the shares of the little princess Chuchu, everyone is not worried.

That's the biological daughter that the great god has publicly admitted, and he wants to take their mother and daughter to live in the United States.

What does this mean?

This shows that in the future, Ike God will never ignore Xiao Chuchu. Unless......

The English woman also has children, and her children are much better than Xiao Chuchu.

Is this possible? Is it possible?

Uh, this ...... This seems to be possible!

The British are much better at educating their children than we in China. What if that Englishwoman really has a child next year, what will happen to our little Chuchu?

Oh my God, it's over, it's over.

Call the government quickly, write a letter to the central government. We have to choose the best teacher for Xiao Chuchu to teach her, don't choose those bullshit bricks and beasts.

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State Office of Letters and Visits of the People's Republic of China.

All the open phones were ringing urgently, and the operators were sweating profusely.

"Okay, okay, I recorded your suggestion, and I will definitely convey it to my superiors."

"Rest assured, rest assured, the country will definitely choose the best teacher for our 'little Chuchu'. Well, well, I won't choose the 'brick family' and 'beast' who sell their reputation......"

"Comrade, I have really recorded your proposal truthfully. Don't write a bloody letter to our Letters and Visits Office anymore, okay? The letter room of our Letters and Visits Office is already full of letters from all over the country......"

China. Kokuwuin.

"Jingle bell!" "Jingle bell!" ……

The phone in the Education Minister's office is ringing urgently.

When the bell rang, the secretary immediately picked up the phone.

"Hello, this is the Ministry of Education of the National Wu Academy."

"Secretary Liu, hello! I'm Qiu Yong, President of Tsinghua University, is the Minister available now? ”

"I'm sorry, but the minister is in a meeting. Is there anything you would like me to convey? ”

"That's right: I want to recommend two senior professors to the Ministry of Education in the name of Tsinghua University to teach 'Chu Chu' in the United States. Later, I'll send me the information on both of them, can you please help me forward it to the minister? ”

"Okay, I've got it! When the minister is done, I will report to him. ”

"Thank you, Secretary Liu, goodbye!"

Secretary Liu hung up the phone and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

This favor is not easy to do!

Just then, the phone that had just been hung up rang again.

"Hello, this is the Ministry of Education of the National Wu Academy."

"Secretary Liu, hello! I am the president of Beijing University, is the minister here now? I would like to recommend three excellent teachers to him. ”

Secretary Liu: "......"

"Secretary Liu, I'll send their information over later, please help me forward it. Thank you. ”

"You're welcome, Principal Lin, goodbye!"

Secretary Liu hung up the phone and prepared to go to the conference room.

However, just then, the call came again. followed by a series of phone calls, which made Secretary Liu's hands soft and his mouth dry.

"I am the president of Jiangsu and Zhejiang University, and I would like to recommend a top educator to the country......"

"I am the president of Fudan University, and there is a female professor in our school who has a very high academic level......"

"I am the president of Wuhan University, and we have an expert in early childhood education at our affiliated university, who has published many articles on children's education at home and abroad......"

"I'm a ...... of HKUST"

"I'm a ...... of Sichuan University"

Burst!

A mouthful of blood spurted out of Secretary Liu's mouth, and then with a "bang", Secretary Liu collapsed in the minister's office.

Hearing the voice, the staff outside hurriedly ran in and helped him call a doctor.

After the doctor's diagnosis, Secretary Liu was too tired and fell into a coma. Fortunately, it was found in time, otherwise Secretary Liu would have died of overwork.

Ministry of education. Chamber.

All the senior officials of the department arrived, and even the Prime Minister's Office sent a commissioner to observe the meeting and take notes.

Sitting on the rostrum, the minister looked around and then spoke solemnly and solemnly.

"Comrades, our task is very important and very difficult! The Central Committee has given a death order to our Ministry of Education: within a week, 20 experts in children's education must be selected who are strong enough in their professional skills, politically conscious enough, loyal to the party, and loyal to the country. ”

"These people will form an education team to enter the United States and be responsible for the preschool work of 'Chu Chu' before the age of seven."

"Here, I would like to emphasize that the selection of these people should give priority to political consciousness. If, I mean, if the future foreign affairs agents of the Ministry of State Security find out that someone has been corrupted by sugar-coated shells from abroad, then I will ask the Central Committee to step down. Of course, before I step down, I will definitely take off your black gauze hats. ”

"Did you hear me clearly?"

All the officials in the audience nodded in unison: "Yes, minister!" We must be strict! ”

"Comrades, the issue of education is a top priority. In the competition with Britain, we cannot afford to lose, absolutely cannot lose. You have to tell your recommenders, remember everyone: usually try to tell her as many Chinese fairy tales as possible, and less foreign fairy tales such as "Snow White" and "One Thousand and One Nights". ”

"What do I mean, do you understand?"

All the officials nodded in unison.

The minister's meaning is obviously a children's version of patriotic education.

"Also, a little bit ......"

Speaking of this, the Minister of Education turned his head slightly and looked at the commissioner who was making notes on the side: "Secretary Li, don't record this article next." After the meeting, you will dictate to the Prime Minister. ”

"Okay!"

Secretary Li, who was sent from the Prime Minister's Office, closed his notebook......

Seeing this action, the Minister of Education turned around and continued to speak.

"Tell every child educator in the group: After entering the United States, the Ministry of Education will give them the top treatment, equivalent to the first-class academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences. In addition, each of them will be equipped with three personal bodyguards. ”

"Once someone has committed treason, I will apply to the central government in the name of the Ministry of Education to issue a first-class red notice, and he is wanted worldwide, including his family!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was shocked.

Today, China's first-class red notices are not as good as they used to be.

Since Ike openly admitted the identity of "Chu Chu", almost no one in the world dares to harbor or shield the criminals on the red notice.

What awaits these people will be hunted to death!

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