At noon, the dining hall is private

"Well, the food here tastes good! I moved a little in the morning, and I felt a great appetite! Xi Yuanbai said while eating vinegared cabbage, and said in his heart: I am really a good god who is very adaptable and not picky, and he has adapted to these low-level mortal foods on the earth so quickly, but in terms of taste alone, it seems to be richer than that of the Purple Cloud Realm, especially this vinegared cabbage has the essence of immortality.

Well, having said all this, Xi Yuanbai has to admit the fact that he is a foodie.

"Giggles, eating with Oba feels like the food is extraordinarily fragrant!" Yu Dongling said with a smile, the implication is that Xi Yuanbai is a rice bucket, of course, Xi Yuanbai didn't hear it at all.

However, Sha Yue and Shen Qiubai were eating tastelessly beside them, like sitting on pins and needles, and now Chen Wenwen, Bao Bochao and others are still lying in the hospital, and they seem to be waiting for the final result of the verdict.

"Kid, eat something, don't worry!" Xi Yuanbai saw that the two girls were full of gloom, and gave Shen Qiubai some cabbage, and comforted him with great concern, although he did not succeed in accepting him as a believer, however, Shen Qiubai's trust in himself was still the highest, Sha Yue and Yu Dongling could only be regarded as reluctantly recognizing themselves, and Shen Qiubai had already trusted himself because of his own appearance in the morning.

“…… Mr. Xi, you call me Xiaobai or Qiubai~" Shen Qiubai had a capital embarrassment on his face, although he was a little younger, he would not be able to call a child.

"Good drop, kid!" Xi Yuanbai smiled, she can be said to love Shen Qiubai, she is now the most promising candidate to become her own believer, Xi Yuanbai is naturally afraid of falling in his hand, and he is afraid of melting in his mouth.

"Humph! Oba, you are eccentric! Yu Dongling naturally felt Xi Yuanbai's special care for Shen Qiubai, pouting, and looking jealous.

This made Shen Qiubai very embarrassed, because she was a loyal fan of Yu Dongling, what was wrong with this world, how could I eat with Xiao Ni, and where is this handsome guy who suddenly appeared to be full of enthusiasm for himself! I'm just here to run a trick, how do you feel like you've become a female pig's foot? Aren't princes all in fairy tales?

Sha Yue couldn't understand why Xi Yuanbai was interested in this ordinary little girl, could it be that he liked this kind of girl-next-door girl-type paper?

"It's not that I'm biased, it's that you're not sincere!" Xi Yuanbai shook his head, trust is a very wonderful thing, sometimes you give a lot, and others think you are hypocritical, but sometimes maybe a sentence can make the other party die for you.

Sha Yue looked confused, Yu Dongling looked arrogant, one of the two was too brainless, and the other was too smart, it was difficult to really trust a person.

"Bang!" At this time, the door of the private room was vigorously pushed open, and Ye Lishi appeared at the door with a cold face, and the door slammed into a loud noise, startling everyone.

Seeing this, Sha Yue and Shen Qiubai immediately put down the dishes and chopsticks, and looked like they were sitting upright, and Yu Dongling timidly stopped speaking.

Only Xi Yuanbai seemed to have not seen Ye Lishi, eating cabbage with a bang.

"Xi Yuanbai!" Seeing this, Ye Lishi's cold ice turned into anger, and the anger that was easy to suppress erupted!

Xi Yuanbai's left eye wrinkled crow's feet, and he scratched his ear with one hand, "Mr. Ye, your ears are not deaf, you don't need to scream so loudly!" ”

"Hehe, stinky boy! You are really capable, and it only took half a day to cause me such a big disaster! Ye Lishi was furious, and her angry appearance frightened Shen Qiubai for a moment, feeling ten thousand times more fierce than the man in sunglasses.

"Oba, admit your mistake quickly, otherwise the poet will launch a surge, and even if the king of heaven and Lao Tzu descend to earth, he will not be able to protect you!" Yu Dongling bit Xi Yuanbai's ear, with a baby's snapping expression, no, it was the baby's scared expression!

Xi Yuanbai ignored Yu Dongling's words, raised his eyebrows, swallowed the food in his mouth, and slowly spit out three syllables: "And then?" ”

"Hehe~" Ye Lishi laughed angrily, those who are familiar with Ye Lishi know that this has reached the critical point of the outbreak, and it may break out at any time!

It's over! Sha Yue and Yu Dongling both looked sympathetic and did not dare to plead for Xi Yuanbai.

Xi Yuanbai's face did not change and his heart did not beat, completely ignoring Ye Lishi, who was close to the rampant, and replied indifferently: "Shiye~ Can't you even settle such a small matter?" The contract is clearly written, if the artist is in trouble, the agent needs to help deal with it as soon as possible, you came over after more than ten minutes, I have to give you a bad review! Besides, I didn't provoke you! What are you angry with me now? ”

After Xi Yuanbai finished speaking, he looked around and showed an inquiring expression.

Shen Qiubai blinked his eyes, looking like he didn't care about himself.

Yu Dongling's face was expressionless, ignoring Xi Yuanbai's eyes at all.

Only Sha Yue nodded cutely, and subconsciously said, "It sounds like it makes sense!" ”

And then—

"Smack!" Ye Lishi exploded instantly, and slapped Sha Yue's head, "Your brain was eaten by your chest?" What makes sense! ”

When Yu Dongling heard this, he was sad for a while, could it be that my chest grew to my brain? However, Oba is also too bad, and even resorted to the trick of "bringing disaster to the east", and only an older young woman with a big and simple breast, Sister Shasha, will fall for the trick!

Sha Yue only felt dizzy in her head, and she didn't think that this was Xi Yuanbai's plan to lead the water to the east, but Ye Lishi was not a fuel-efficient lamp, so she was naturally unwilling to let Xi Yuanbai go, and came to Xi Yuanbai, who was still eating with his head buried in two steps, and raised his broken palm high, like the vicious woman at the bottom of the desperate valley, and went straight to the back of Xi Yuanbai's head with one palm.

With a "snap", Xi Yuanbai didn't have time to react at all, and his whole head was pressed into the rice bowl~~

Of course, the above plots are all Ye Lishi's imagination and innocence, and at the same time as Ye Lishi's palm fell-

Xi Yuanbai suddenly slapped the case, as if he didn't see Ye Lishi, his head was raised, and the back of his head was first slapped by Ye Lishi, and then he had a close contact with Ye Lishi's chin.

"Bang", it is very real!

"Ouch! Mom, it hurts me! The skull is shattered! Before Ye Lishi fell to the ground, Xi Yuanbai also fell, and he just fell on Ye Lishi impartially, and then covered his head, rolling left and right, with a painful expression, it was simply pitiful!

"Mr. Xi, are you okay~" Shen Qiubai and Sha Yue saw that Xi Yuanbai was in such pain, they both thought that he had been hit hard, and they looked nervous, only Yu Dongling hid behind and held back a smile, where was Xi Yuanbai slapped by Ye Lishi just now, but Xi Yuanbai secretly slapped Ye Lishi's thigh and made the sound.

"Get out of here!" Ye Lishi was furious, her tears were about to come out in pain, her chin and thighs were hit hard, and she couldn't even get up when she was pressed by Xi Yuanbai, in addition, when she heard Xi Yuanbai's ghost crying wolf, her lungs were about to explode, this little beast actually resorted to such a despicable trick of the wicked person to sue first!

Xi Yuanbai was not moved at all, firmly pressed Ye Lishi, and continued to roll, screaming so moving that Sha Yue was so scared that he was about to dial 119 for help, although he couldn't see the scars, but it was so miserable, Sha Yue felt that Xi Yuanbai couldn't live for a minute!

"Scoundrel! Darn! Little King Eight Lambs...... Hurry up and get me up! Ye Lishi greeted all the commonly used "greetings" that could be thought of, but Xi Yuanbai was still unwavering, one trick was eaten all over the world, the skill of "playing a scoundrel", Xi Yuanbai had already risen to the fullest, and he was even afraid of himself!

"If you don't get up again, I'll call someone!" Ye Lishi.

"Ahh Xi Yuanbai.

"Let go of me, I'm going to terminate the contract with you, you psychopath!" Ye Lishi.

"It hurts me to death, and I'm going to pull you up when I'm dead!" Xi Yuanbai.

“……”

"Yuanbai, Yuanbai, I was wrong! It's all my fault! Let me go! Ye Lishi was pressed and rubbed by Xi Yuanbai, her pants were about to be worn out, she was angry, annoyed and painful, all methods were exhausted, and she finally had to beg for mercy!

"Ah-" Xi Yuanbai was yelling one second ago, and the next second, Xi Yuanbai patted his ass and got up from Ye Lishi, with a confused expression, and hurriedly pulled Ye Lishi up, "Oh, Mr. Ye, what are you doing lying on the ground?" Hurry up, hurry up. ”

"......" the crowd.