Chapter 6: The Brain-Dead Servant
Seeing that Lin Xiaofan was not interested, QQ couldn't help but say a little unwillingly
"As long as you become the master of the spirit wood space, not only can you become beautiful and smart, but you will also have a lot of money."
Hearing this, Lin Xiaofan's eyes instantly lit up.
The big-faced cat's computer screen darkened all of a sudden, when did the Lingmu space become so unpopular, and people were reluctant to use bribery methods.
"Then are you willing to become the master of the Spirit Wood Space?"
Lin Xiaofan thought to himself, there are so many, benefits, it's a fool who doesn't want to.
Smiled at the moment: "I do"
As soon as the voice fell, I saw that the five-colored gems in the sky suddenly lit up, and as the five-colored beam shone on the computer screen, the computer screen suddenly brightened as day, so that Lin Xiaofan couldn't open his eyes, and when he tried it, he found that he actually entered the computer screen, which was too weird.
At the same time, a printout report came out of the printer connected to the computer. The big-faced cat shook his head while looking at the printed report: "Weak,,It's really weak, it's really weak, it's low,It's really low,It's not much different from mental retardation."
Lin Xiaofan's face immediately darkened when he heard this. Feelings: What this guy is holding in his hand is her body report.
Looking at Lin Xiaofan's black face, the big-faced cat reacted, and immediately showed a cute smile and flattered, "Master, your body has not been transformed, so of course it is almost the same as a normal person, hehe, but don't worry, the big-faced cat has a way to make the owner very strong and beautiful."
Lin Xiaofan couldn't help but doubt when he heard this: "Really? ”
"Of course, master, how can you doubt the strength of the big-faced cat, even if you doubt the big-faced cat, you shouldn't doubt the Lingmu space," the QQ symbol said with a look of grievance
"You QQ symbol, why is it called a big-faced cat?"
QQ symbol listened: "This is my first master, how about it, it sounds good, but if the master thinks it's not good, you can also change my name." ”
Lin Xiaofan listened, held back a smile, and nodded, "Well, yes, you don't need to change it, your face is bigger than ordinary people, this name is very suitable for you, how can my body be transformed, I won't have to change my organs, then I don't want to ......"
When Lin Xiaofan thought of the bloody scene of the operation, he immediately couldn't help but shudder.
"No, it's not that troublesome, but, master, when transforming, there is a little pain, and you need to endure it then."
Hearing that it was just a little pain, Lin Xiaofan immediately put his mind at ease.
"I'm ready, come on" Although Lin Xiaofan said arrogantly, his legs still felt a little weak.
"Why don't you just take a shower, don't make it look like you're going to the execution ground, take it easy, just take off your clothes and jump into the hot tub by yourself."
When Lin Xiaofan heard this, he suddenly had a fluttering heart, came back, took off his clothes after dividing five by two, and saw the big-faced cat, pouting and shaking his head
"It's ugly, it's ugly, it's really nothing, your body is really a fight with a man"
As soon as these words came out, Lin Xiaofan, who was originally shy, suddenly became excited, "You are a bagel, and you are embarrassed to laugh at me?" But I haven't waited for Lin Xiaofan to finish speaking
In the next second, he was picked up by the big-faced cat, and as soon as he threw it, he threw it into the pool of white jade.
I thought the water was warm, grandma's, it was actually hot, and it was very hot, "Huh~~" Lin Xiaofan screamed, the skin on her body immediately turned red, and then it blistered, she wanted to stand up, but found that she couldn't stand up at all.
Grandma's, this is a little painful, this is so painful that I want to take out my heart, liver, spleen, stomach and kidneys together, and I just die. A group of small fish immediately swam over, biting Lin Xiaofan's scalding bubbles, and the skin was broken in this boiling water, and the pain made Lin Xiaofan faint directly.
The big-faced cat flying in the sky couldn't help blinking his eyes and muttering to himself when he looked at Lin Xiaofan who had fainted: "Isn't it just a hot bath?" Does it hurt that much? I also fainted. ”
Suddenly, he seemed to remember something, and patted his head, "Ou, I forgot to adjust the temperature of the water, this seems to be the temperature of the previous master's washing, the mana of the previous master has reached the Dan realm, no wonder the new master she faints, how can an ordinary person stand the water of the physique of the Dan realm?"
I was anxious to fish out Lin Xiaofan, but found that even she couldn't stand the heat.
"It's over, it's over, it's been hundreds of years before I found a new owner, I thought I could go out and play this time, and I didn't have to be locked up in a place the size of two acres of land, but I didn't expect the new owner to be so careless, and he was killed by himself"
The big-faced cat looked dejected, and it seemed that he would have to hold back in this place where birds don't poop for hundreds of years before he could meet a new owner.
Just when the big-faced cat felt sorry for himself, there was a sudden bubbling sound of "cooing" in his ears, and the big-faced cat couldn't help but look at the pool with wide eyes.
The expression of the big-faced cat immediately showed several black lines on its face.
"I'm miserable this time, the master was not only played to death by himself, but also cooked, how dare I take a bath in the future, and I can't be afraid of the master's soul strangling my neck when I take a bath. Ah, by the way, it doesn't have a neck, but even if it doesn't have a neck, she doesn't dare to take a bath in a pool of broth, Mommy, in the next hundreds of years, she can't even take a bath, think about it, she has the heart to commit suicide."
Just when the big-faced cat was thinking about the tragic fate in the future, the "cooing" sound was getting louder and louder, so scared that it didn't dare to look at it anymore, and suddenly jumped into the computer and returned to its own nest.
The big-faced cat in a depressed mood hid in QQ and closed a qiē in the space.
And Lin Xiaofan. Is she really dead?
Not yet, she woke up at this time, she felt lukewarm and very comfortable, which made her can't help but open her eyes, but when she opened it, she found that she was slowly rising with the white gas, and what made her rise was actually the small fish in the pool, those small fish were spitting bubbles, and those bubbles were wrapping their bodies, and with the white vapor were floating into another pool. As soon as the bubbles floated above the black pool, an extremely cold air immediately froze Lin Xiaofan's whole body and trembled.
And all the bubbles on his body were disillusioned. Lin Xiaofan felt that his body was like jumping into the lake in the cold winter at this time, and he heard a "pop" and fell into the pool of black water.
When the extremely cold water wrapped Lin Xiaofan's body. Lin Xiaofan immediately felt that his skin was as painful as a knife cut, and his originally intact skin was instantly frozen and bruised, and soon after the bruising, some blood vessels began to burst.
Lin Xiaofan felt that she was going to die, and she was executed by Ling Chi, although she was born in a peasant family, she had never suffered such a big crime, she scolded the eighteen bags of the ancestors of the big-faced cat at this time.