The first chapter system is all egg king

Wu Yu is very stunned now, she silently swore in her heart that if she still has the opportunity to go back, she must delete the copy of "Retreat, Cinderella".

"What do you think after reading that book?" The voice of inorganic matter sounded.

The other party didn't say which one, but Wu Yu subconsciously felt that the other party was talking about the one he had just finished reading, so he picked his nose: "Kill Cinderella, I became a Mary Sue, or a Mary Sue like a scumbag." ”

"What do you think after watching "Revenge of the Crossing"?"

"I'm just saying that the article is a group of people with paranoia about being killed, and the heroine is really bitter."

"It's quite insightful, speaking of which, Wu Yu, you don't want to know who I am." The voice of inorganic matter sounded.

Wu Yu, who was named, held his head high, full of arrogance: "In this little broken place, you can only be an egg." ”

"Ignorance, how can this system be an egg, not all system jun are eggs." System Jun shouted.

Someone continued to pick his nose, a big man with his feet, ah no, the appearance of a big man picking his nose was deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

"How can this system be just an egg, and the bad guy is also a hairy egg."

So what's going on with your strong sense of pride, what's so much to be proud of when eggs have long hair, long hairy eggs are bad eggs, do you know the system.

No, it's the wrong place to complain, but why does the system have to be eggs.

The long-haired egg gentleman couldn't hear her complaint, and the coquettish shaking ass appeared in front of her, although she didn't understand why there was such a thing as a butt when she was born as an egg, and she took a closer look, I went to it, this was really hairy, and it looked like Chaplin, black hat, black suit, black crutch, and a playful mustache.

Wu Yu poked the ass of the system Jun, while rejoicing, fortunately as an egg would not have feet, otherwise it was wearing a pair of black leather shoes, poof, this strong sense of immediacy is going to make trouble.

The system jun was unhappy, and left Wu Yu arrogantly: "You don't want to go back to the original world?" ”

"Na, whatever." Wu Yuman doesn't care, as a girl who has been immersed in online literature for many years, she deeply understands a truth, if someone asks you a question, you must pretend that it doesn't matter, just like buying clothes, the more you care about him slaughtering you like a piglet, you don't care about him but don't dare to shout. That's right, Wu Yu plans to ask for benefits from the system before going on a mission, she doesn't care on the surface, but she actually wants to go home.

The system monarch bared his teeth and smiled, not Chaplin at all, Wu Yu felt a little hairy in his heart, and sure enough, he was kicked into the teleportation array that appeared out of thin air in the next second.

High on the mountain, white clouds fly.

"Ugh."

Wu Yu's three hundred and nineteenth sigh.

System Jun couldn't stand it anymore, and spoke: "If there is anything you want to ask, just ask." ”

"How did you get that teleportation array?"

Poof, Wu Yu seemed to hear something falling, so he howled and cried: "System Jun, are you swollen, don't die." ”

Without a single tear, the corners of her mouth raised slightly, she didn't admit that she did it on purpose.

System Jun secretly hates, boy, see if you can't kill you.

Changing the subject, he said, "Do you know what we're about?" ”

Wu Yu shook his head and secretly held his forehead, so it was said that she was so unlucky that she was given a defective egg, and it didn't say what she was going to do, where did she know the purpose.

"Please note that as a system monarch, this egg, ahhh The system is arrogant, the tsundere has gone to the sky, and he can't pull it back.

Wu Yu silently said that she didn't want to pull back this only tsundere egg at all, so let it go to the sky, and when she was in a good mood, she would find Shenzhou and send it again.

Fortunately, the system gentleman came back to his senses, smacked his lips, and didn't know what it was thinking, it tried to be strict: "You have watched "Retreat, Cinderella", this system jun is in the same manufacturing factory as it. ”

Wu Yu pouted, no wonder they were all fake and shoddy scumbags.

System Jun screamed: "Ignorant human, what kind of expression are you, forget it, there are a lot of people in this system, so I don't care about you." Attention players, we are targeting different objects, and this system is going to deal with strange creatures like Mary Sue. "As soon as the domineering comes out, who competes.

Wu Yu didn't feel this way, "I'm going to be the man of One Piece", she laughed so much that she couldn't see anyone when she thought of the system kun who didn't know where she was saying this.

System Jun could only catch a string of laughter, and as a smooth egg on his head, he could only let Wu Yu go as lightly as the second monk on his head, and continued: "Mary Sue, as a high-quality male that will quickly conquer the visible range once it appears, except for the old king and the driver next door, can survive the weapons of mass destruction, and must be eliminated as much as possible. ”

Emma, Star Eyes, how did such a long period of system Jun finish talking without stopping, she tried it, and she couldn't get up in one breath halfway through, and almost pouted.

"Do you know the two forms of Mary Sue?"

"Of course, the first is a waste material that doesn't work or can you do anything, and how not to die if you don't have anything, but there are always people who like her, and her luck is so good that she turns evil into good fortune again and again; The second is the strongest in everything, 360 without dead ends, she is the most powerful in the world. ”

"Bingo, that's right, since that's the case, I won't give you the insight to know people."

Wu Yu burst into tears, holding back the feeling of wanting to slap himself hard, calling you cheap, calling you blind, telling you to be bearable, you haven't gotten anything so far, should. Decisively hugged his thigh: "Lord System, the slave family is wrong, you can give it to me." ”

"What to give you, well, how can you know if you don't say this system." The sound of grace and temptation rippled meaningfully.

Wu Yu trembled, rubbed off the goosebumps on his body that suddenly came like a spring breeze overnight, and hugged his thighs in the shape of a little daughter-in-law: "My lord, I have something to discuss." ”

"It's okay, this system will give you two choices. First, choose a simple scene, and I won't give you skills, equipment, or anything; Second, the difficulty rises, I will not only give you a way to recognize people, but also give you a piece of equipment. ”

Wu Yu Sparta, she chosen, she chose Mao, she didn't want to choose any of them, and was about to speak, when the system Jun suddenly sounded: "As long as you get enough points, this system Jun will not only send you back, but also promise you a request." ”

With a big risk and a big gain, she gritted her teeth: "I'll choose two." ”

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