The day before the departure of the delegation to the Asian Games, the Chinese Sports Committee announced the list of athletes participating in the Asian Games on its website. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although the Asian Games are not as concerned by people all over the world as the Olympics, at least people in Asia as a whole still value it.

The same is true for the people of China, after all, Huaxia is a big player in the Asian Games, and it is aiming for the first place in the gold medal list, so people want to see which athletes are participating in the competition, and they can guess the number of gold medals.

It's just that when they saw the updated list, everyone was confused, because on the website, they saw a person's name appear more than a dozen times, if it was two or three, it would be better to use the same name to explain, but all of a sudden, more than ten people named Su Baiyang, if anyone thinks that this is the same name and surname, it is two bi.

"Men's skeet, men's 100-meter hurdles, 400-meter hurdles, men's 10,000-meter run, men's high jump, men's long jump, men's ......... Damn, fifteen, this bastard actually competes in fifteen events, am I fucking dazzled or my head is caught in the door? Can anyone tell me that's not true? ”

"Brother, your eyes are not flowered, your head is not caught by the door, it is indeed fifteen, I have been counting here for more than an hour, that's all."

"Su Baiyang, my God, what kind of person is this Nima? How is it possible for a person to participate in such a project? Is he a genius or is he going to be funny? ”

"Huh? Have you noticed? This competition named Su Baiyang seems to be a short-board project in China, if you look at these projects, it seems that we in China have not won a gold medal for many years, and some have not even entered the top five. ”

", really, there are a few items that can't even enter the semi-finals, you don't say I really didn't pay attention, patronizing this ruthless person who had an accident, you said this, I found out that this is really the case,, what kind of plane is this thing doing? How to report the shortcomings of our country? ”

"Calm, you guys are shocked by these messy things, am I the only one who found out that the name of this person named Su Baiyang is very familiar?"

"Su Baiyang? Uh-huh???????? ”

"I remember, it seems that a chef contest was held in Kyoto a few days ago, and the champion of that competition seems to be called Su Baiyang, and this product has done several miracles, the phoenix dance for nine days, the iron tree and silver flower, the hundred birds and the phoenix, and the plate of hot and sour potato shreds caused by the king of the world, Nima, so powerful."

"Wo Ri, don't tell me that this Su Baiyang and that chef are the same person, my heart will stop beating."

"Hehe, you've all thought too much, let you think for yourself, is such a thing possible? That Su Baiyang is a god of cooking, his cooking skills have gone against the sky, and all his energy is used in cooking, do you think he still has the time and energy to engage in sports? It's impossible, having said that, even if he has the energy to practice sports, one or two things up to the top of the day are enough, but this Su Baiyang reported fifteen items at once, everyone, what is the concept of fifteen items? Have you ever thought about it? Not to mention a chef, just a professional athlete, how many athletes have you seen report fifteen competitions in one go? Didn't you? That's why I said that these two Su Baiyang can't be one person at all, because it's not scientific. ”

"Fuck, the analysis upstairs makes sense, these are definitely two people with the same name and surname, but why are they all so perverted by Su Baiyang? Lao Tzu decided, went back to steal the household registration book, and also changed his name to Su Baiyang. ”

"What's your last name?"

"My surname is Wang."

"Fool, you dare to change your dad to see if he doesn't shit you."

".........., your reminder is timely, but I can change it to Wang Baiyang."

“………… Well, you win. ”

People are talking about it, the central topic is this person named Su Baiyang, what kind of monster is he, he dares to report so many competitions in one breath, after all, although the Asian Games are not as good as the Olympic Games, but it is also an important international competition, not a joke, if you report so many events, the result is that the whole army will be wiped out at that time, and no event can win a medal, then after coming back, the people of the whole country don't have to drown you with saliva.

Chef's Base Camp Forum.

At this time, these people are also going crazy, although they like food, but there are many people who are still more concerned about this sports meeting.

So when the Sports Committee announced the list of athletes participating in the Asian Games, many people here also saw it.

When they saw Su Baiyang's name in the list of athletes, everyone's expressions were the same, that is, they were dumbfounded.

The upside-down bowl: "I rub, what's going on?" Why did Master Su go to the Asian Games? ”

Mao Mao was hard and hard: "God, is it really fake?" This Su Baiyang is definitely not Master Su, it is absolutely impossible to be, I guarantee it with my personality. ”

id is dead: "I'm suddenly messy, what's going on?" Su Baiyang? It's Su Baiyang again?! ”

Riding an ant to jerk off: "It must be that I played with the computer in the wrong way today, how is this possible?" Master Su knows sports? ”

Doudou has acne: "My mother wants to drink three catties of coffee, my male god, don't stimulate me, I can't stand it, because your wife has two catties of coffee every day, and now she has insomnia all night, so let me go." ”

Law name Xiaohua: "Doudou, ask to open a house." ”

Doudou has acne: "You open a hairy house with a bald donkey?" Beware of the Buddha punishing you for being weak for three hundred years. ”

Law name Xiaohua: "Hahaha, you are wrong, look at my name, the old man's law name Xiaohua, is the meaning of the flower monk, understand?" ”

Doudou has a pimple: ".............."

Everyone: "............"

"Let's focus on the discussion, now it's not a question of whether to open a house or not, but who is this Su Baiyang, who has reported fifteen projects in one go? Is this the same person as Su Baiyang, the great god of our forum? Finally, someone couldn't see the phenomenon that chatting was always off-topic, and came out to correct the topic.

"I don't know, but I don't think it's Chef Su, because it's not scientific, Chef Su is all about cooking, and it's impossible to have the time and energy to play sports."

"Agreed."

"That's right."

"Bet, bet, one hundred to one, think that this Su Baiyang is our Su God's hundred, think it's not one, hurry up and bet."

"It's not."

"It's not plus one."

"It's not plus two."

……….

The situation is almost one-sided, everyone buys this Su Baiyang is not the kitchen god Su Baiyang, this is a problem that you don't have to think about at all, a person's energy is limited, it is impossible to engage in cooking and play sports, how can this Nima let others live?

The one who opened the bet was a little depressed: "I said, can we still play the game properly?" You are all not Su Chef God, no one is pressing the other side, how can this be played? ”

"Haha, we're not stupid, we know we don't have to buy it, right? Even if the odds are so high, it's impossible to buy it. ”

"It's just, what an obvious thing, do you still need to think about it?"

"Buy them all? Hey? Mr. Zhu Pan, Zhu Feng, and Ma Jinfeng also participated, and Mr. Hou Junxing also participated, and there were several gourmets, but ...... But why don't you buy it, isn't it our Su Chef God? You're going to have no friends if you do that. ”

Just when everyone was very lively, suddenly a person popped up and directly bought Su Baiyang, who participated in the sports competition, is the kitchen god Su Baiyang, which made many people interested, but when they saw the name, everyone went crazy - Su Baiyang?!!! (To be continued.) )