Many people will say that the kimchi entertainment industry is not good or bad, let's not look at the advertisement to see the efficacy, and start directly from the most fundamental function of the entertainment industry.

An interesting statistic is that among all OECD countries, South Korean workers hold a horrific record for the longest number of hours to work and the shortest amount of sleep per week. Interpret the word "bitterness" with real data.

The sticks who are so tired of living still dare to shout "the first country in the universe", and they can still maintain a full sense of happiness. Isn't the ultimate goal of entertainment programs to satisfy the spiritual needs of the people? In terms of efficacy alone, there are indeed a few brush drops in the stick entertainment industry.

At seven o'clock in the morning, the streets of Seoul are already bustling with activity. Especially in front of the SBS TV building, it was full of people. The out-of-print triple crown winner in the kimchi national anthem ballad industry, the current "capable person" Kim Jong Kook holds the first generation of female idol former job "stiff goblin" Lee Jin. On the side of the crowded street, he blushed and made a "love breakfast" to send warmth to the early workers.

The punishment of "RM" has always been very big, and this "couple's special" is naturally in line with the theme; The brainchild of a temporary worker: a man and a woman who have been punished hold each other with one hand and cannot use it, each of them makes a sandwich with one hand, testing the tacit understanding between the two parties. Twenty visitors are required to certify.

At last night's program recording site, with the cooperation of the hosts, a six-on-one siege situation was formed, and Kim Jong Kook naturally lost the game without any suspense. Under the gaze of the masses, two shy men and women are interpreting what a "stiff couple" is with practical actions.

The other guest hosts, of course, took the opportunity to scatter and fled. Under the camera, Tiger Guoer is not much of a threat; But it's not easy to say outside the camera. When he is punished, it will be the end of the people. When will you wait if you don't go now?!

Liu Renna searched around but didn't find Lin Dong, so she had to hug IU and return the house together. Since Liu Renna transferred to Loen, a pair of good friends have become more intimate. Not only do they eat and live together, but they also take a bath in the same bathroom if they are in a hurry. The sisters are just like that, they are really full of affection.

It's just that they have filmed a few variety shows together, and the two have developed such a deep friendship, and there is no other explanation except for the word "fate".

Xiao IU soaked in the bathtub with a comfortable face, and pressed the little yellow duck looming in the bubbles very childlikely, "beep" sound.

(The bathtub duck is used to sense the temperature of the water, and it will automatically call when it is overheated.) It is used to measure the temperature of the water for children who are unable to take care of themselves. ）

"IU don't play, hurry up and go to bed after washing." On the other side, in the shower position, Liu Renna makes the beautiful figure that women are jealous of hazy in the mist, adding to the beauty.

As a woman, IU also looked dry, "Ernie, your figure is too good." When will I be able to do this? ”

Liu Renna seemed to be deliberately ostentatious, holding the foam and rubbing the key parts, "You little gluttonous cat, just prepare to become a little chubby girl." ”

Xiao IU raised a pair of fleshy white and tender hands, with a look of chagrin, dieting is really a bit sad for a high school girl, "That's all because Ernie's cooking skills are too good." Last time, SOYA said that Lin Dong OPPA would lose weight massage, and I don't know if it's true? ”

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the intention. Liu Renna, who has been devastated by someone in the past two days, blushed and heartbeat, and the weight loss effect is so real that she doesn't even need to be massaged. Under that kind of strong impact, it only takes a while to sweat profusely, more violently than any exercise, and it will hell if you can get fat.

"Even if it works, it doesn't matter to you, little girl should be reserved. Lin Dong is a man, how can you let him massage you?! Although Liu Renna said to Lin Dong that she didn't ask for anything, as a woman, the consciousness of defending her territory is innate.

IU just said it casually, so naturally he didn't continue to dwell on the topic of massage. "Huh. Ernie has little strawberries on him! Definitely a little strawberry! ”

When comparing the two figures, the little cute thing suddenly made a surprising discovery. With a bang, he jumped up from the bathtub with a body of foam, and studied the traces on Ji You's body up close. Even stretching out the evil little hand, wanting to press and knead, to conduct field investigations.

"Yikes! What are you doing, little pervert! Liu Renna hurriedly used her hands to protect herself. They weren't rotten enough to get in close proximity, after all, they had only lived together for a few days.

But the whole body is red and fruitful, how can it be completely protected with two hands? It didn't take long for it to become a physical research specimen of the precocious middle two girl Xiao IU.

"No, no, that's not right. Ernie disappeared for two days, with baby strawberries on his body. Wow, wow, wow..."The little cute creature howled like a convulsion, and he didn't know what he was excited about.

Adolescent girls, because they are celebrities, naturally have no close friends in school, and their mothers work outside all year round. At this point, there was finally a woman who could talk, the kind who could study physiology class together, "Ernie, is that really that fun?" ”

"Yikes! Li Zhien, you are a popular female idol, how can you say such a thing. You still have three years left on your contract, so don't think about falling in love or anything like that. ”

The first couple contract basically has rules that restrict love. Although there is no human rights, there is a certain amount of truth, and the agency must also ensure the smooth development of the artist in the early stage of his debut. The five-year rookie contract expires, and the fans basically stabilize, and there is no longer much to care about.

"It's not like you're going to fall in love. I just want to know what that kind of thing feels like. Curious, just curious. Physiology class is not clear. Wait a minute, let's watch that little movie together, okay? IU hugged Sister Liu and said coquettishly, just forgetting that the two were still in the bath.

"Yikes! Lee Ji-eun, how can you have a small movie? That's 19 forbidden! What is 19 forbidden? It's just that you can't watch it at your age! As a confidant big sister, Liu Renna felt that she had the responsibility to correct the little girl's psychological and physical concepts.

"I found it inside Ernie's suitcase. You can see it, why can't I watch it, I only have a few months to watch the nineteenth ban. "IU vividly represents the distinguishing characteristic of an adolescent girl, rebellion.

According to scientific big data statistics, it is normal for 17- and 18-year-old young people to behave like this. Outside the camera, celebrities are just ordinary people, but this kind of thing happened to Meng Meng Xiao IU, which made it a little difficult for the intimate big sister Liu Renna to accept.

"IU, there is a certain reason why this thing is set to 19 bans. You're not grown yet, and your body isn't ready. Ernie is 11 years older than you, and he is physically and mentally prepared to see those things. Be obedient! Wait a minute, Ernie will cook you a big meal. "Sister Zhixin uses the ultimate killer move to deal with foodies.

It's just that this time the food bait doesn't seem to be very effective, and the new physiological research topic is obviously more appealing to adolescent girls than a big meal.

The little IU stood up and usually hid it tightly, but it was already a bit large. said to Liu Renna with an arrogant face: "Ernie, you are not much older than me!" I've grown up, grown up! If you don't believe me, I'll give you a touch. ”

The second middle school girl said as she picked up Liu Renna's hand and leaned towards herself.

Liu Renna is very good at dealing with Lin Dong, but there is no way to deal with women, and she is naked in the bathroom, and there is no place to hide. Helplessly, I passively examined the nutritional problems of the small IU. I don't know if I don't touch it, I am scared when I touch it, and the little cute thing seems to have really grown up.

"Well, that's not going to work. You're not old enough to watch. Rules are rules, and good students must abide by the law. "Liu Renna couldn't think of any good reason to shirk, so she had to throw everything to the laws and regulations, and let's do things according to the rules.

Little IU flattened his mouth dejectedly, looking like he was loveless, "I'm just a child that no one wants, my parents don't want me, my brother hates me, and now even Ernie doesn't want me anymore, woo woo~~"

"Okay, you haven't taken any acting class, so you're pretending to be with me? What's wrong with your brother? His pocket money is all given by you, why do you hate you? Liu Renna learned Lin Dong's ability to be a little foolish, and it was very natural and smooth to change the topic.

The younger brother said, "A manly husband should not play with a little girl." Lee Jong-hoon is 4 years younger than me, and now he has begun to learn about adolescence. Alas, it's just me, a kid who no one wants, and I don't know anything. ”

Liu Renna has a feeling of shooting herself in the foot, it's good that this topic is not transferred, but now when it is transferred to her younger brother, IU actually uses the topic to play.

After thinking about it carefully, Liu Renna's thoughts were a little shaken, IU didn't live with her parents since she was a child, and she didn't have a mother to do adolescent education; Because of his celebrity status, it is inconvenient to talk about that topic with his classmates; What's even worse is the solo singer's debut. The person who can talk to her about these topics really seems to be the only one who can talk to her.

"It's okay to let you watch a small movie, but you have to promise Ernie that you must not try it with a boy casually, can you do it?" Liu Renna thinks that it is better for her to teach than for IU to learn outside by herself.

"Hmmm! Well! Li Zhien's little pot friend nodded wildly like a pile driver.

At one time, the situation is reasonable, but there is such a shame and illegality, the adolescent education has officially begun. Since the age of the little IU has not reached the 19th prohibition, it is natural that the details of the things that do not meet the standards cannot be told to outsiders, and the power of the river crab is not a joke.

In short, the two good Ji friends are full of love watching love action movies and taking compulsory courses in adolescence.

"Ernie, doesn't that hurt?"

"It hurts, so you definitely can't try it easily, got it!" Liu Renna taught the little sisters with a righteous face.

Although Li Zhien is young, he is not so easy to fool. After looking left and right at Liu Renna, looking forward and back and studying carefully, "Isn't Ernie's boyfriend very bad?" You don't look like you're in pain. ”

"Yikes! My man is much better than these scraps. "Women can complain about their own men, but they must not let outsiders say no. Liu Renna couldn't care about any righteous and awe-inspiring education anymore, and immediately jumped up to defend someone. And someone is indeed a little too murderous.

I'm not afraid of not knowing the goods, I'm afraid of comparing the goods, Liu Renna's face is full of arrogant expressions.

"Who is it? Tell me about it. Xiao IU said as he showed Liu Renna the techniques he learned from the movie.

"I can't say it now; When it's time to know, nature will let you know. Let it go, you little perverted girl, what are you doing like a man. Let it go! Yes, Li Zhien, I fought with you......"