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It is often said that the moon in foreign countries is particularly round.

Lin Dong stayed in South Korea for a year, and he didn't think the moon was round there; On the contrary, it was the kimchi girl Quan Xiaosheng, who felt that the moon in our country was very round, and she was crazy and couldn't stop at all.

The scenic spots in the Pearl River Delta are all over their footprints, such as Shenzhen's Window of the World and Ethnic Village; Panyu Chimelong Animal World; Ocean Park Hong Kong and many more. For a whole week, the two of them didn't do anything serious, just eat, drink, and take a walk.

"It's my first time traveling since my dad passed away, and I had a lot of fun. Thank you! Quan Xiaosheng stood on tiptoe and wanted to kiss Lin Dong, but he still couldn't reach it, "Alas, you are really not romantic at all, you should bow your head at this time." ”

"Huh? Let's do it again. ”

"bobo~~" casually kissed Lin Dong on the face, the romantic atmosphere had completely disappeared, and Jeon Hyo-sung's interest fell to the bottom, "It's a pity that I will go back to Seoul tomorrow." At the last stop, I want to see the capital of the country, is that okay? ”

"What's so hard about that? Let's go now. It only takes three hours to fly over, and the trip is so capricious. Lin Dong touched his wallet and looked embarrassed, "Tickets that are bought and flown are basically only first-class." The travel expenses are not enough, shall we stay in a room tonight? ”

Quan Xiaosheng shook his head frantically, everything that happened at the Four Seasons Hotel was like a 19-banned movie. When I think back to those pictures, I feel a little red-faced. This villain has a strange charm when he does bad things, which makes people intoxicated, and even provoked to take the initiative to seek pleasure.

If you do it again, Quan Xiaosheng doesn't have the confidence to keep the only bottom line that has not been broken, "Just live in a cheap hotel, I have lived in a basement without sunlight for a year, and there is no problem with any kind of room." ”

"Alas, it's not simple to deceive." Lin Dong sighed with some emotion, there is really no simple female star who is roaming the rivers and lakes. "You'll go back tomorrow, and now you can unravel the mystery. How did you know about Wang Wei? ”

"Mother Lin told Xianyi Ernie that before coming to China, Ernie told me about it and asked me to make my own choice." Quan Xiaosheng's expression was a little gloomy, he planned to finish this holiday without worry, but now he was still one day away. Is it beautiful?

Knowing that Brother Dong had someone in his heart, he still sent it thousands of miles, this affection moved Lin Dong, and he gnawed it over with Quan Xiaosheng's childish face, and showed his eighteen kissing skills in turn.

"Whew, whew~~" Wiping the saliva that was connected together, Quan Xiaosheng took a deep breath as if he was out of oxygen, "At this time, all you need is a warm hug and a firm chest that you can rely on." ”

Lin Dong looked embarrassed and suffered a fatal critical blow, this romantic thing is really difficult.

"What, how did you get involved with Xianyi?"

"I'm angry, you don't know anything about me, you don't even know the basic information posted on the Internet!" Quan Xiaosheng rolled his eyes, "After the dissolution of the Five Girls group I was originally in, the captain and Yu Bin both went to JYP. Yu Bin also joined Wonder-Girls and Xianyi Oni as teammates. ”

"What does this have to do with you?"

"Yikes! I'm! I'm the 'busy' of the five girls, and I often visit Ernie, so I naturally met the captain of WG. It's a pity that my strength at that time was a little worse, otherwise I would have become a member of WG. ”

"It turned out that it was because of poor strength, so I went to a broken company like TS Entertainment." Lin Dong held his chin and pondered, "It seems that you are very strong now, you can only sing the middle and low notes, and as soon as you sing the high notes, you will go out of tune......"

Quan Xiaosheng was furious, picked up Lin Dong's arm and bit it, "Deduct points, this is not the perfect love I want." ”

"Don't~~ This has already been deducted into negative points, when is it a head."

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The last stop of the unromantic journey of the first love couple, I finally went to the legendary "Quanjude", and also enjoyed the night view of the "Bird's Nest" and "Water Cube". Shocked the country girls from the kimchi country so much that you don't want to.

"Why do you have to come to this hotel?"

"There is a movie in South Korea called "Beijing Hotel", which has the same name as this restaurant."

Lin Dong touched his wallet, and now he really can't be willful, "Although the scenery of this store is not good, the location is super good, and it is more expensive than the 400-meter-high city-view house in Guangzhou." Let's stay in one room. ”

Quan Xiaosheng shook his head with a smile and was not fooled, "I have already booked one in your name and paid for it." Now all you need to do is open another room. ”

"You ordered it in advance? No way! I don't spend women's money! ”

"No, I can't afford a room for 700,000 won a night." Quan Xiaosheng pushed Lin Dong, "Don't ask, otherwise you will deduct points!" Men shouldn't be mothers-in-law. ”

"Alas, it's all numb. It makes me deeply doubt my ability to flirt with girls. ”

"bobo~~" Quan Xiaosheng kissed Lin Dong's face, "It's not bad, you still need to work hard." ”

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The night was long, and I had to sleep.

On the last night, he still couldn't complete a touchdown on base, Lin Dong held a pillow and rolled the sheets alone.

"Ding Dong Ding Dong ~~"

The ringing of the doorbell breaks the silence of the morning. Lin Dong was full of excitement, could it be that Xiaosheng's sister found out in her conscience that she would give Brother Dong a parting gift before going back?

I didn't wear a top, only a pair of pants on my lower body, and I was pushed high by the morning erection reaction. But Lin Dong didn't care at all, wouldn't this just save trouble, and he rushed to the door in three or two steps.

"What, why are you?"

Lin Dong was stunned, he was not a filial piety girl. It's a group of people from the crew of "RM", the little fat man Kwon Yeol who is carrying the camera is still shooting at Dongge's strong male characteristics. Several writers and girls in the crowd also stared at each other in a daze.

"Yikes! Get out, all out! Lin Dong finally reflected and covered the file with both hands.

"It's too late to cover it up now, what should have been filmed has been filmed, and what shouldn't have been filmed has been filmed." Liu Zaishi waved his hand and asked the staff to exit the room. "In this Beijing special issue of "RM", I invite you to be a guest."

"Invite? Do you mean an invitation? Lin Dong's face darkened, and he picked up his clothes and pants and put them on neatly.

Liu Zaishi had a bitter face and began to chatter about the routine, "The crew can't help it, Zhixiao can't participate in the temporary matter, so there is a lack of people." In a foreign country, there is no way to arrange for other people, so I have to ask you to come to the rescue. You're also an old acquaintance from "RM", can you help......"

Biliba said a lot, complained about tiredness, and all kinds of sorrows. But Lin Dong was unmoved, and after getting dressed, he directly lifted the grasshopper Liu Zaishi into the air, "Such an obvious game, do you think I won't dare to beat you?" ”

"Goo-toot!" Swallowing his saliva timidly, Liu Zaishi decisively chose to sell his teammates, "It's none of my business, it's purely entrusted by others." Now I really can't invite other guests, especially your identity as a Chinese, which is irreplaceable. ”

"Don't do it!"

"Please, I made a package ticket with the program team, so I reserved your guest seat in advance. This Beijing special costs a lot; If I mess up, I won't be able to see people in the future, and I won't be able to mix up. ”

"Fuck off. At most, if you are scolded a few times, can they still fire you? Even if it's really fired, will the national host not be able to find a new job? Lin Dong didn't listen to the fool, picked up Liu Zaishi and threw him out of the room.

"Yikes! If you don't agree, the clip you just shot will be played. "Liu Zaishi made the final move.

Lin Dong shook his head and smiled bitterly, and asked Cangtian speechlessly. blamed themselves for being in a hurry and leaving a black history, "Well, I just want to know who came up with the bad idea." ”

"Can't say. It is better to offend villains than women. ”

"It's actually no different whether you say it or not, you can connect with Quan Xiaosheng and plot to dig a pit, and there are only those few women."

The woman's scheming is really terrifying. The first wave of all-filial piety and beauty schemes, taking advantage of the guilt in Lin Dong's heart; the second wave of bitter meat schemes, taking advantage of the brotherhood of the "RM" gang; I wonder if there will be a third or fourth wave.

I haven't seen them for a few months, they have evolved a little terrible, and they have thoroughly studied Dongge's weakness, what a cheat.

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After a few months, I came to "RM" again, but there was no strangeness at all, and it was full of the feeling of coming home, after all, it started from here.

"Are there any other guests?" Under the scorching sun, Lin Dong began to talk to himself to the camera again, entering the [crazy mode] of the reality show.

Song Joong Ki withdrew, and Ji Hyo was angry that something didn't come for the time being. Then there are only 6 "RM" hosts left, and I am only 7 people. Can't split the team, it's all men. So there must be another guest, and it's a woman! ”

The VJ and the writer who accompanied the team looked at each other, this guy is really a crew killer, and he can always guess the setting of the crew. It's good that this issue doesn't play mystery guests, otherwise it will be over, "Yes, there are two more female guests." They were applying sun protection in the nanny's car, and the sun was too poisonous right now. ”

"Oh! It's not fair, why doesn't my delicate skin have sunscreen? ”

"Poof! Ahem, ahem! Knowing that this was a variety show effect, the buddy carrying the camera couldn't help laughing, "Just your black charcoal-like skin, still delicate?" ”

"That's because you don't know how to appreciate. This is the most popular bronze color among women, one more point is black, one less point is white, and it needs the most maintenance. Miss Writer, did you say no? ”

The female writer was speechless, so she had to nod shyly.

A few people were messing around, all because the six hosts in the same place were also messing around, and they didn't get to the point for half a day.

"There is a charismatic man who has gone out from "RM", a popular composer, and a fox-like wisdom Lin Dongxi." Liu Zaishi finally remembered Lin Dong, who was about to be sunburned into carbon.

Lin Dong appeared on the stage and chatted casually with a few good friends to warm up. But the field was hot enough, and a few big men didn't have anything to talk about.

Liu Zaishi hurriedly announced the next one, "I have invited Krystal of the general trend girl group f(x) function group to bring us the fiery title song "hot-summer""

“hot-summer，oh，hot，hot，summer……”

Although the lyrics are nonsensical, they actually sound very good; The hot dance with big white legs and abs is too eye-catching.

"Goo-toot!" Lin Dong swallowed his saliva shamefully, it was too unscientific.

Sixteen or seventeen-year-old secondary two girl Zheng Xiujing, how to drip this "11-character" famous abdominal muscle? And this girl is cold and arrogant, how can she participate in "RM", and she is not afraid of exposing her essential comic attributes?

"There is a third guest, make the hot summer even hotter, perfect body girl's-day Kim Yarong !!"

Familiar faces, familiar long legs, and familiar big eyes, with full murderous aura.

Lin Dong was completely stupid and looked confused.

Jin Yarong will definitely not conspire with them, and he was actually brought to China and into "RM". This woman's scheming routine is too deep, and she is really a little overwhelmed.

Jin Yarong, what should I do with you?

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PS: Beauty, do you like dogs?

Like, what's wrong?

There is a purebred single Wang here, and I will take it home to raise. (To be continued.) )