Now the old marshal of a certain black cauldron is in the palace, sighing.

"Who would have thought that these guys didn't leave as soon as the Tie Zheng wedding banquet ended, and actually stayed, what did they want to do? ”

At this moment, Qiu Jianhan was like an angry lion, spinning around in the cage, opening his teeth and dancing his claws, and wanted to devour people.

"Isn't this already in our calculations?"

His Majesty the Emperor looked at Qiu Jianhan with a little smile, "They finally came once, or maybe they only had one chance to enter the Jade Tang Kingdom, how could they go back empty-handed?"

"These people don't die, they must have to act, most of them are looking for dark piles, planting eyeliner, or at least stealing information. Old Marshal Qiu looked angry.

"Let them go. His Majesty the Emperor was very open-minded: "Our Yutang is now full of holes, and their meticulous work has already spread all over the entire Yutang, and what information do they not know?"

I hope that if they stay here for a long time, if they really don't want to go back, it will be a good thing to settle down here and live and work in peace and contentment. ”

His Majesty the Emperor's heart was so wide that it also made the old marshal stunned for a while: "I have to say that Your Majesty's thinking is so beautiful, even I don't dare to have such extravagant hopes, what a big brain hole!"

His Majesty the Emperor laughed: "All in all, let them go, however, they didn't name others, and unexpectedly ordered Yun Yang to accompany them, so that I couldn't help but be a little curious, where these generals could be taken by Yun Yang." ”

Speaking of this, the old marshal wanted to laugh a little: "It is said that the stinky boy proposed to charter a brothel for them, and let everyone prostitute in it for ten days......"

"Brothel...... Big...... Ten days of prostitution......" His Majesty the Emperor's eyes suddenly widened, and he suddenly choked: "Cough, cough, cough...... Hahaha...... This kid's way of life, hahaha...... It's a great pleasure!"

For a while, His Majesty the Emperor leaned back and smiled loudly, and suddenly found that Qiu Jianhan was staring at him, and suddenly remembered that what he had just said was very inappropriate, as the king of a country, he actually burst into foul language......

This is also too damaging to the image of the king.

Hurriedly remedied: "I really feel very surprised, I can't help but want to scold a few words of him, just happy and happy......"

Burst!

It's good that His Majesty the Emperor doesn't explain, this explanation, Qiu Jianhan suddenly couldn't hold back, and laughed: "Your Majesty, these three words are exactly the voice of the old minister......

"As long as Lao Chen thinks of Hanshanhe visiting a brothel, he wants to laugh, I really hope that Yun Yang will be more tolerant, so that Han Lao'er can really go to prostitution for ten days......" Qiu Jianhan gloated with a face.

......

However, the expectations of the old marshal and His Majesty the Emperor will be disappointed, at least today.

Because Yun Yang had already taken a group of people to the Nine Venerable Mansion.

Along the way, Yun Dashao showed his eloquence of the lotus, constantly introducing the scenery along the way, talking eloquently, and easily came, such as a few treasures, even if the way he introduced the opening was very different-

"Have you seen this house? This house has a great history; when His Majesty Taizu founded the country, this is where the sister-in-law of the brother-in-law of the old father-in-law of the prime minister at that time lived, why is it so famous? It is really because of the ...... of the brother-in-law of the brother-in-law of the prime minister?"

After listening to such a series of twists and turns, he couldn't hold his breath anymore, and said angrily: "Isn't the brother-in-law of this prime minister's brother-in-law the prime minister at that time? The brother-in-law of the prime minister's brother-in-law is not the prime minister's sister-in-law? You have spared eight circles of such a simple relationship...... Sister-in-law's concubine ......"

Yun Yang, the initiator, was actually stunned by the retelling of the war song, and blinked before he said: "Cough, this matter is a little complicated, your memory is really good......"

Everyone looked at him with contempt.

"Look where, do you see this tree? You see, so intertwined, the canopy is grand, the origin of this tree is even greater, legend has it, this tree was a tree spirit who attained the Tao, blessed here with good wind and rain, peace and security of the country and the people, and has the ability to call for wind and rain, move mountains and seas, but do you know how many times this tree has experienced lightning strikes in the past hundred years?" Yun Yang looked mysterious.

"How many times?" The black-faced boy didn't want to pay attention to him, but he couldn't help but ask questions.

"Not once!" said Yun Yang.

"......," the black-faced boy glared as if he wanted to eat someone.

"Such a big tree, after so many years, has not been struck by lightning once......," Yun Yang said, "This is a very surprising thing in itself." ”

A bearded general retorted dissatisfiedly: "This tree is only the thickness of the bowl mouth at best, and it is said that it is ten years old, which is considered a majority, but it has experienced more than a hundred years of wind and rain...... Besides, even a tree that is more than 100 years old is not an ancient tree...... What do you want to do with all this nonsense?"

Yun Yang deliberately whispered, "Look...... It was the person at the corner of the street, with a lewd face, who immediately dodged away when he saw us, and his behavior was very suspicious...... Is that an assassin sent by the Dongxuan Empire? We want to create a dispute here? We must consider your safety, and we must not let it be lost...... In case you have any differences in our Jade Tang Empire, tsk...... That's the big deal about the diplomatic relations between the two countries. ”

All the generals are black lines.

This bastard curses people are really vicious - any ordinary person sees so many big guys walking together, the first reaction must be to quickly dodge, how did you become an assassin in your mouth, and it also pulled out that we have three long and two short heads, and we said before that we have little time and we have to go on the road, we all endured it, looking at this posture, it is clear that we are addicted to playing......

"You're only three long and two short!"

"You're in a different place!"

"You're running out of time, so it's time to hit the road!"

Some of the grumpy generals have already begun to scold.

"You're scolding me! You're scolding me?"

Yun Yang was furious: "I am kind enough to be your guide, take care of everything, do my best, and do my best to ask myself, I only hope for good neighborliness and friendship, I don't want you to scold me...... Do you still have a conscience, do you still have a little bit of consciousness as a guest? Do you have a little bit of ......?"

The generals of various countries have a black line and scold you? Who scolded who first? Suddenly, a few people with short tempers rushed forward to theorize.

"You scold me!"

"I'm not going to take you to the brothel at night!"

"I'll tell you the truth, you want to go to the brothel, and there's no way out!"

"I can't suffocate you!"

"Not only will I take you to the brothel, but I'm going to put an aphrodisiac in your food!

"Dare to scold me......"

"If you dare to scold me, you will suffer the consequences!"

"The consequences are very, very, very special, serious drops!"

"I won't go to death, you guys can play with each other in the room!

"How dare you scold me...... There is no reason, axioms, and heavenly principles, how can there be such a reason, and Lao Tzu's kindness is regarded as a donkey's liver and lungs...... Young Master Ben is enthusiastic and kind enough to find you a brothel...... If you don't think about reciprocating, forget it, and you still scold me!"

Yun Yang is articulate, and when others say a word, he has already said at least three sentences back, and his mouth is very good.

A brothel, a mouthful of suffocating you, these high-ranking generals are all like old bachelors who have been holding back for many years and have never seen a woman in their lives......

For a while, the scolding on the road shook the sky, and everyone fired in unison and scolded each other.

The general was indignant in his heart, why did we come thousands of miles just to visit a brothel in your Yutang?

This bastard kid's words can make a dead man jump in a coffin!

Passers-by all looked sideways, looking at this group of brightly dressed guys who were clearly big guys, all of them were talking foul language, a brothel, a prostitute, an aphrodisiac, and a chrysanthemum......

It's really unbearable!

The end of the world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!

In the face of the group scolding, Yun Yang did not show weakness at all, and fought the generals of the whole continent with his tongue, opening his bow left and right, arresting and scolding whom; if he couldn't scold, he just said: I won't take you to a brothel! I'll suffocate you! Let you, the chrysanthemums are crippled and full of wounds!

This sentence was simply a stroke of genius, and the generals present were so angry that they were dizzy.

Especially at the end, Yun Yang even rose to the map cannon mode: "What's wrong with you? one by one, they want to eat me...... Do you have other pursuits besides women......, the generals of these countries, who are only thinking about women? Can't you solve it yourself a little, even if you can't do it yourself, you can ask someone around you to help!"

"No wonder you fight with us every year, it's because our Yutang girl is beautiful in your bones, right? Tell me about you, you haven't found a daughter-in-law in your own country, right? Otherwise, as soon as I heard that Tie Shuai married a wife, I rushed over, it turned out to be to get over the addiction, and now I am not envious and jealous of our Tie Shuai, I really see the true face of you people now, the famous general of the mainland, you really deserve to be a famous general of the mainland, this face, treacherous mind, far beyond mortals!"

All those who hurried by and heard a word were filled with anger in their hearts.

These guys would have given birth to such ...... Thinking!

Hum......

Under everyone's brains, all the foreign generals have become hungry ghosts who have been holding back for more than ten years, and they are still the kind of people who are not taboo in meat and vegetarian food, and can do anything...... End of the filth!

It will also spread the word out of ten, ten, and hundred......