Chapter 90: The God-like Crow's Mouth (Xie guillaume828 reward, plus more)
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In the history of Korean film, there is such a basic movie, which broke all the box office records that could be broken at that time, and finally set a record of more than 10 million moviegoers.
This is equivalent to one out of every four Koreans who have watched this movie. Excluding underage children and old men who don't watch movies, saying that half of Koreans have seen it is not a big deal.
President Lu Chacha, who is famous for committing suicide by jumping off a cliff, is a loyal supporter of this movie.
The name of this movie is "The King's Man", and the most outstanding performance is the "King's Man", Lee Joon-gi.
If you use "beauty" to describe a man, then there is no need to say much about his physical characteristics.
It is rumored that this student, who works all kinds of part-time jobs and has zero acting experience, is waiting for the director with "beauty", so as to get the starring position.
The real "cannon" is popular, the most inspirational case of unspoken rules in the Korean film and television industry.
History has always been written by the victor, no matter how he started, in short, he became popular.
In 07, he signed a contract with Emperor Hong Kong at an eight-figure sky-high price and monopolized bus and subway advertising, which is no joke.
However, no matter how beautiful and motherly she is, what is marked on the ID card is: gender male.
The fate that Korean men can't escape: enlistment, gg Smecta.
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"Senior Lee Joon-gi, good evening." In the face of such a big senior, Jessica and Yuri can only bow and salute.
"Joongi oppa, thank you for coming." Tiffany took the opportunity to break free from the shackles of her sisters, "This Girls' Generation concert is thanks to the assistance of Emperor Corporation." ”
I don't understand why Silly T has Lee Joon-gi's contact information and why he knows about Emperor Company. Jessica and Yuri look at each other again, feeling that they are stupid and can only watch the play stupidly.
Lee Joon-gi nodded as a greeting, "Thank you for the invitation, I'm so idle that I'm about to get moldy." The National Defense Propaganda Institute rewarded 15 days of vacation, plus the original 15 days of annual leave, and there was nothing to do for a whole month, but it was annoying that I couldn't show up in South Korea. ”
"OPPA is amazing, and he was actually rewarded." Tiffany incarnated as the king of the scene, "What are the literary and artistic soldiers of the National Defense Propaganda Institute doing?" ”
"I was awarded for my participation in the recording of "Hello, Korean Chinese" and the promotion of China. After the holiday, you can be promoted to the rank of commander! ”
Is there a relationship between defense and Korean language promotion? Can this also reward promotion? This thing doesn't sound reliable.
But when a girl meets a beautiful man, it makes no sense at all. Tiffany's eyes were full of peach blossoms, and he pulled Lee Joon-gi to sit down, "To serve the country, I will toast a cup." ”
"It's done."
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The stupid Yuri pushed the stupid Jessica, "Sika, what now?" ”
"It would be rude to leave right now, so sit down a little longer. When the stupid t has had enough, let's pull her away. Jessica shrugged her family heirloom eyebrows and vividly performed an embarrassing character.
"What if someone from the quasi-base senior company arrives first?" Yuri picks at the prick with a focused and serious face.
"Quan nerd, please don't speak. Isn't it good to be a nerd quietly? Do you have to show off your crow's beak attributes? ”
"Okay, let's not talk about it."
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Three minutes later, the door opened, and two women, Asa and Gillian, popped in. I heard that they were twins, but they didn't look like them at all, and their English proficiency was lower than the average level of Hong Kong people.
Jessica and Yuri breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately it was a woman who came, and it was aimed at Lee Joon-gi's seniors.
Three minutes later, a small man named Wang Zubasket broke in, and then there was no more, he was cute.
But Jessica and Yuri don't know how to appreciate this moe. The two sisters hid in the corner and bit their ears, but fortunately, the male animal did not seem to be a threat. Wait a little longer, give enough face, and we'll beat people up right away.
After another three minutes, the males began to enter one after another, and there was already a tendency to break the balance between men and women.
Chen Weiting, Lin Feng, the rent is bright, and there are some tricks that you can't call your name when you see them, one after another. The goal is very clear, that is, to come to a few people in Girls' Generation; It is like a wolf seeing a sheep.
Tiffany, a bar expert, drinks when he comes, guesses when he comes to punches, and has a good time without pressure.
Jessica and Yuri are completely dumbfounded, and they don't understand how stupid T is dating someone, what is the difference between this and dating someone?
"I'm sorry, I'm going to touch up my makeup." Jessica faced several wolves around her, so she had to perform her special move, and escaped from the bathroom, "Yuri, Tiffany, come with me." ”
Yuri: "Okay. Sorry guys, we're rude, let's touch up our makeup first. ”
Tiffany glanced at the sisters, waved her hand casually, and then continued to plunge into the big talk dice battlefield, "666, 3 6s." ”
"You're welcome, please." A few male wolves are very gentlemanly, and the night is still long, so there is no hurry.
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"Quan nerd, let your crow's mouth be right again." Jessica complained, and then anxiously flipped through her phone's address book.
Yuri scratched her head and sneered awkwardly, "Sika, what now?" ”
"What else can I do? Of course, I called my agent OPPA for help. ”
"But we sneaked out of the bar without permission, and the company knew about it, and we would definitely be punished."
Jessica rolled her eyes, "Do you have a good idea?" Tiffany's mood is completely wrong right now, as if he's taking revenge on Nikun. What if something happens? ”
"No, those people are celebrities, so they shouldn't mess around." Yuri didn't care, she didn't drink anyway, and the women's wolf defense technique was not learned in vain.
Too lazy to pay attention to the power nerd, Jessica dialed the agent's phone directly and explained the situation. "Let's go, let's go back and watch Tiffany and wait for backup."
"Well, I hope nothing happens before the agent comes."
"Kwon Yoo-ri! Shut your crow's mouth! ”
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The world is like chess, it is so evil.
When the two girls return to the box, Tiffany is gone, and neither are one or two of the perverts.
Jessica glared at Kwon Nerd fiercely, then switched to a smile and walked towards Lee Joon-gi, "Senpai, where did Tiffany go?" ”
"Young man, go outside and dance on the dance floor." Lee Joon-gi shook his head, "I'm still in the service, it's not suitable for exposure, otherwise I'll go too." ”
Jessica was dumbfounded, "This, this isn't good. ”
"It's okay, the background of this bar is very powerful, and no paparazzi dare to come in and make trouble." Lee Joon-gi has been in Hong Kong for a few years, and the door has long been cleared, "There are no surveillance cameras in Lan Kwai Fong, and the paparazzi dare not come in." As long as you pay attention when you go back, you won't be photographed. ”
Jessica shook her head, she wasn't worried about the paparazzi, but about the perverts. "Then let's go out and find Tiffany first."
"Wait a minute, I'll introduce you to someone." Lee Joon-gi picked up a piece of watermelon in the fruit bowl and threw it to a certain pervert who was circling around Ah Sa Gillian, "Tyler, come here." ”
"This is Tyler, Quan Ningyi, who is in the business of advertising and packaging planning. YG, M and other large companies have cooperated with him to do some publicity and promotion, posters, peripheral products have been found in his factory to do. The propaganda of my return from the army was also entrusted to him. Get to know it, it's good for you. ”
Tyler shook his head, "No, no, the business of promoting outsourcing is just an attempt by me to start an industry. In the U.S., I also hold the title of head of the entertainment department of a venture capital firm, and my main job is to invest in making movies and working with artists to develop added value. ”
Jessica and Yuri looked at each other for the nth time, what does this girl have to do with us? Tonight is all about meeting nonsensical people.
"I'm sorry, I missed you. Let's go to Tiffany first. ”
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Messy nights, messy people, and messy dance floors.
Jessica and Yuri finally found Tiffany, but they couldn't persuade them to leave, so they could only dance and guard her.
The three of them are like fireflies in the dark, so bright and outstanding.
The cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods around him are gathering more and more, and all kinds of hot songs and dances are endless.
"Sika, what should I do?"
"I, I don't know." Jessica dodges a pervert who forgets her name, completely confused, in a foreign country, helpless.
"If ......"
"Quan Yuli, please stop prophesying."
Yuri scratched her head in embarrassment, "I just wanted to say,"
"Bang!" With a loud bang, a stool flew onto the DJ stage, and the music suddenly stopped.
Yuri's prophecy goes without saying, a man with a broken arm appears in the shadows.
There was another "pop", and a wolf next to Jessica was hit by a mineral water bottle.
The spotlight of the bar hit the scene of the incident at the right time, and the pervert was in the spotlight, so naturally he couldn't be instigated, "Who are you, are you looking for death?" ”
Lin Dong twisted his head and moved his muscles, "It doesn't matter who I am, what matters is who you are?" Looking for death?! ”
The especially righteous villain sued first, which made the pervert blush, "My name is Lin Feng, and my father is Lin ......"
"Bang!" The big fist of the casserole beat him into a pig's head, "Silly B, the most annoying thing in a fight is to fight Dad." How dare you have the same surname as Brother Dong? Grass! ”
The crowd of onlookers was dumbfounded.
"Brother Dong, I, it's not easy for us to make a move, and we will have to eat in Hong Kong in the future." Jia Le Tsai's face was full of bitterness, he had just talked about a big business, and it seemed that he was about to fly.
"No need, just these scum, Brother Dong let them have a hand." Lin Dong shook his hanging left arm with a relaxed face, took out a few low-quality cigarettes from his pocket, and lit a cigarette dressed as a literary youth, "I've been waiting for a long time, why don't you come up and get beaten?" ”
"your lungs." The pervert gang finally couldn't help it and rushed forward.
Bars have always been a place where you don't agree and your fists go to each other.
The expected chaotic battle broke out so suddenly. (To be continued.) )