Chapter 33: Flirting Skills Max
"The eyes are so big, looking at them, you will be excited."
As long as you see such a line, if you change it to IU, you must be able to make up for Su Zhe's picturesque and deep love like the sea. Then while being moved, I was so guilty that I was going to die, and I refused at every turn!
But Zheng Xiujing is obviously not the same as IU, the girl turned her face slightly, staggered her gaze, and snorted coldly, which can be regarded as tsundere.
Su Zhe narrowed his eyes and smiled smugly, seeing the girl's expression, he knew that his goal had been achieved.
This is the latest result of his painstaking study of Stockholm syndrome, which is commonly known as the hostage plot, taking its essence to remove its dross, and summarizing the "tyrannical method of first suppressing and then raising the bubble girl", and once again made a good breakthrough in clinical trials.
In just a few minutes, not only did he impress the girl in front of him, but he also completed a strong reversal that made the girl's perception of him change from "disgust" to "pleasing to the eye".
It was just perfect!
I'll give myself 82 points for this wave of skills, and the remaining 18 points, you know, just send it to me in the form of 666 later. Su Zhe secretly sighed in his heart alone.
"Also...... Still not letting go? Zheng Xiujing glanced at Su Zhe with slight shame, and her style was infinite.
Su Zhe quietly pinched the girl's palm, the skin was fine and tender, and only after rubbing enough oil did he pretend to let it go.
Of course, this is not a hooligan, this is the unique humor and romance of his Su family! You go to the Su family's town to inquire, I don't know how many yellow flower girls are waiting in line for him in the middle of the night.
So—
"You're really lucky." Su Zhe looked at the girl seriously and sighed seriously.
"Huh?" Zheng Xiujing was stunned, she had never seen such a brazen person! I could only ask in a daze, "Lucky?" Lucky to run into a scoundrel like you? ”
Su Zhe carefully looked at the girl's expression, and it seemed that although the disgust had gone a little, the favorability towards him had not reached much.
He shook his head and was depressed, and his mood was like a pearl covered in dust. Bah! Illiterate girl!
"I asked you to buy me wine, why did you get me back all the milk?" The previous events were all off topic, this was Zheng Xiujing's original intention of stopping in front of Su Zhe, and she pressed the "uncle" in front of her with burning eyes.
Su Zhe didn't answer, but squatted down.
Zheng Xiujing, who was so frightened that the grass and trees were all soldiers at this time, and Zheng Xiujing, who was always on guard, hurriedly pressed the bottom of her skirt, staggered back in a panic, and retreated several small steps.
When Su Zhe saw this, he rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said, "Hey, hey, who do you think of me?" ”
I am a dignified Su Zhe, and I will also be a famous cartoonist, best-selling author, gold medal composer, champion playwright, and national cooking master in the future...... I can't count a lot of titles, I'm so awesome and coaxing, would I squat down and peep at the girl's ********?
Joke!
Su Zhe hummed dissatisfiedly and put away the cans of milk scattered on the ground back into the plastic bag. Zheng Xiujing saw that she seemed to have misunderstood.
However, it is necessary to be vigilant against such hooligans! Zheng Xiujing, you did a good job, just do it, keep it up. The girl cheered herself up from the bottom of her heart.
Su Zhe tidied up, patted the shopping bag to brush off the dust, and stood up: "Do you really want to drink so much?" He asked the girl.
"Humph!" The girl folded her arms and snorted coldly.
Tut-tut, and play tsundere with me. After Su Zhe smacked his tongue, he spread out his palms and said: "Then take the money, 1,200 won for a bottle, buy two bottles, one bottle for you and one bottle for me." ”
"Didn't I give you 10,000 just now!"
"I've bought all the milk." Su Zhe is very innocent.
Zheng Xiujing "hummed" again, maybe for her, "hum" is a tone auxiliary similar to "meow", and there must be a "tsundere" in two or three sentences.
"Here you go." The girl took out her wallet, took out a 5,000 yuan and handed it to Su Zhe.
"Wait." Su Zhe stuffed a large bag of milk into the girl's hand and took the money.
After entering the convenience store, he came out again after a while, and Su Zhe was playing with two bottles of soju in his hand, a 360ml round green bottle, exactly the same as the appearance that appeared every once in a while in Korean dramas.
Su Zhe has been in South Korea for a long time, but he has never been able to get used to Korean roast, perhaps because he is Chinese, for soju, after all, baijiu is the tradition of the Chinese people.
Although the name of Korean soju is soju, the alcohol content is very different from that of Chinese liquor, and the degree of Korean soju is 19. 5-21。 Between 5 degrees, it is only a little higher than the degree of Chinese rice wine, which is why the drinking in Korean dramas is one sip and one glass.
It is not difficult to enter the Korean roast, and there is a reason for the low alcohol content, but the taste of the Korean roast is very sweet and greasy. Han roast is not spicy, and there is almost no aroma of wine, so it has never been Su Zhe's dish.
Zheng Xiujing has been staring at the soju in his hand since Su Zhe came out of the convenience store, blinking with a greedy look, but Xiao Nizi is a cold and reserved character, and desperately restrained, her head always wants to turn elsewhere as if she is forced, trying to pretend not to care.
But his neck turned, but his eyes were still stunned, and he always peeked sideways.
Su Zhe was almost amused, seeing that the girl was thin-skinned, so he held back and didn't make fun of her again.
Give it to me, give it to me! Zheng Xiujing urged tightly in her heart, but her face was silent, she just quietly took off the mask on her face inadvertently, because she had to drink, she couldn't wear it anymore.
This was the first time Su Zhe had seen a girl's clear and complete face, and he was dumbfounded again, because - the face is familiar!
"You look a lot like me......" Su Zhe almost blurted out.
"Ex-girlfriend?" When the girl heard this, she clasped her hands on her chest and sneered.
"No, no, no, it's the next girlfriend." Su Zhe said very seriously.
Zheng Xiujing: "......"
She still resolutely shut up, this hooligan in front of her is really a dog can't spit out ivory from his mouth! Hum!
Su Zhe helped Zheng Xiujing open the soju, Zheng Xiujing reached out to take it, but Su Zhe shook his head and refused to give it: "Minors can't touch wine!" ”
You bought it for me, but now you tell me you can't drink it? Zheng Xiujing's eyes widened, she was really going to be to death, what was the difference between this and her sister?
Seeing that he was about to go crazy, Su Zhe hurriedly opened his mouth and reversed:
"Touching it must not be touched, I, a good law-abiding citizen......" Of course, it is Huaxia, he added in his heart, "I can't know the law and break the law, and help the abuse, but it's still okay if you just drink and don't touch it." ”
"Just drink and don't touch?" Zheng Xiujing was almost stunned by Su Zhe.
Su Zhe took out the straw he asked for at the counter just now and stuffed it into the soju bottle, "Na, I'll hold it for you, you don't touch the soju, just drink it with a straw." He raised his hand and brought it to the girl.
"Cut, what's the difference." Zheng Xiujing pouted and muttered, "Also, how can anyone drink with a straw......"
"You're just drinking it! It's you who is clamoring to drink, and you're the one who talks so much. Su Zhe pretended to be dissatisfied.
"Got it, got it." In the end, it was the "alcohol addiction" that overcame Yiqiē, and the girl poked her head slightly and opened her lips lightly.
Just bite the straw, Su Zhe smiled and narrowed his eyes, but he had bad intentions, and at the moment before the girl's soft and pink lips were about to be pasted, he quietly retracted the arm holding the soju, and the girl didn't pay attention to it, so he had to poke his neck forward.
Su Zhe retracted it again, and the girl probed forward a little, retracted a little, probed a little, retracted a little, probed a little, collected a little, probed a little, collected a little, probed a little......
Su Zhe pursed his lips for a long time, and his smiling face was placed just in front of the girl, that is, just above the straw, waiting gracefully.
"Mo-da-da."
The girl bit the straw, but at the same time, her forehead unconsciously happened to be attached to Su Zhe's thick and warm lips.
A kiss delivered to the door.
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(PS: Thanks to Mic Mu Linsen and Bai Guangyan for their tips ~3Q3Q~)