Chapter 788: Chatting about embarrassing things
"What's wrong?" Jiang Junzhe's voice was still lazy, but it made Youyue feel that there was a reassuring power.
"Didn't I go to treat Xu Yuanyuan this morning? Then I found out that there was a problem. Sima Youyue thought for a moment, organized her language, and continued, "She was bitten by a phantom bug, this is true. ”
"Phantom bugs? Isn't that something that only exists in the Purple Water Swamp Cemetery? Did they go to the cemetery? Han Miaoshuang asked in surprise.
It's easy to talk to an insider.
"Most books only record that phantom insects live in the purple water swamp, and many people only know this. But I don't know that this is only in the cemetery. Sima Youyue said, "I asked Xue Rong before if they had been to any special places, and she said no, she was just bitten while on a mission on the swamp." ”
"If you just go to a general cemetery, there's nothing to hide. But they don't tell you the truth, so you guess what's going on there? Su Xiaoxiao asked.
"Hmm." Sima Youyue nodded, "But I'm also a little curious." Xu Yuanyuan was very frightened when she woke up, as if many people had died. I think the academy will get word soon. ”
"Why?" Su Xiaoxiao asked.
"With so many people dead, the Rock Mountain Society always needs to give an explanation to the academy." Jiang Junzhe said, "Now it depends on whether the college will announce the news." ”
"I don't think so." Han Miaoshuang guessed, "It will definitely not be a trivial matter that will let the Rock Mountain Society hide it for so long, otherwise they will tell the academy when they come back." Now that the three major conferences are imminent, the list is about to be rearranged, which is the top priority for the college, and the teachers will not say it at this time and disturb the hearts of the students. ”
Think about it too.
"Then we don't have a chance to know what's going on." Sima Youyue said.
"If you want to know, you can go to Director Mao in two days." Kang Junzhe said, "Roast me another eggplant." ”
Sima Youyue took out another eggplant and put it on the grill, and when she saw Su Xiaoxiao and Han Miaoshuang looking at her, she took out two more and then said, "Don't go out now." The students of the academy are crazy. ”
"Hahaha - you just hide here, anyway, you don't have anything to do now, just prepare for the three major conferences here." Su Xiaoxiao laughed.
"Well, that's what I thought too." Sima Youyue said.
"By the way, junior brother, tell us about the Dark Forest. I heard the master just mention a few words before, but he didn't go into details. Han Miaoshuang said, "Did you leave the academy and go to the Dark Forest?" ”
"No, we had an even more unfortunate encounter before we arrived in the Dark Forest......"
"What's worse than that? Let's talk about it. ”
"Actually, it's nothing, it's just that someone sold it." Sima Youyue thought of the desert on the west bank, and was still a little speechless.
"Poof-" Han Miaoshuang just fed it to his mouth and the wine squirted out, without any image at all.
"You were sold?" She pointed at Sima Youyue, her face full of incredulity.
Su Xiaoxiao glanced at her blankly, and condensed a flame speechlessly, spraying Su Xiaoxiao onto himself and drying the wine.
Even Jiang Junzhe's lazy eyes were a little interested.
"Come, tell my brother and sister, how did you get sold? Senior brother likes to watch others suffer the most. ”
“……”
Sima Youyue was speechless. Why didn't you find out that my senior brother was so bad before?
"Little junior brother, don't pay attention to him, tell me quickly, how did you get sold?" Han Miaoshuang looked at Sima Youyue excitedly, although she said that she should ignore Jiang Junzhe, but isn't she the same as Jiang Junzhe?
Sima Youyue smeared an extra layer of chili pepper on top of the roasted eggplant, put an extra spoonful of salt, and added some vinegar, and put it on their plates, before he began to say, "It's not that the academy's teleportation array is too pitiful. It didn't send us where we wanted to go, but it sent us to the deserts of the West Bank. ”
"West Bank deserts? That's a far cry from the Dark Forest. Han Miaoshuang said.
"yes." Sima Youyue sighed and continued, "The desert on the west bank is so big, and it was the first time we went there, and we first met a hateful bald bird, because we were dissatisfied with us cleaning it up, so they pointed us in a random direction, and said that it would be there in two days. Then we flew for two days without even seeing a single bird feather. ”
"Poof-" Han Miaoshuang laughed again, "I didn't expect you to be pitted by a bald bird." ”
"That's what got sold?" Su Xiaoxiao asked.
"No, when I say sell, I really sell." Sima Youyue said.
"Don't interrupt the two of you." Jiang Junzhe glanced at the two of them, and neither of them spoke, waiting for Sima Youyue to continue.
Sima Youyue looked at their sparkling eyes, and wanted to poke them a few times with a barbecue stick.
"And then?"
"Later...... By the time we realized that we had been deceived, we could no longer find the bald bird. It just so happened that we met a woman at this time, who was quite good-looking, well, amorous......"
Han Miao's double black line, you are a woman, you don't need to depict that woman like this, right?
"With the last experience, we decided to let her take us. So we gave her money and she took us to the nearest city. ”
"And then she sold you?"
"Hmm. The city she took us to was an affiliate of a sect and was dedicated to the miners to rest. Sima Youyue said, "The woman took the other party's money, but it was solved by Xiao Qi's punch." ”
"Hahaha-" The chopsticks in Han Miao's hands knocked on the table vigorously, smiling breathlessly. "Didn't you give money to someone else to sell you? Haha, how could you guys do such a stupid thing? ”
"That sect, it can't be the Wangxia Sect, right?" Jiang Junzhe said.
"yes, that's it." Sima Youyue said, "They wanted to put a slave ring on us, but we released all their slaves, and then they were destroyed not long after. ”
"Damn, those people are you?" Han Miaoshuang burst into a foul mouth and looked at Sima Youyue in surprise.
Sima Youyue blinked and looked at her suspiciously.
"Some students came back before and said that the Wangxia Sect had provoked someone and let the family destroy their sect. It turns out that those who have been rumored to be in an uproar are you! ”
"You all know?"
"Of course, there were a lot of people in the academy who still admired those young people. I didn't expect it to be you! Han Miaoshuang said incredulously.
"I guess the thing they regret the most is that they bought you in the West Bank desert. Hahaha......"