"Don't go so fast! What's going on, this kind of good thing to pick up leaks is always caught by you! Lao Cao was nagging while chasing after Lin Yi's ass. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Lin Yi smiled and said, "Then you also saw it just now, why don't you buy it?" ”

"Ahem." Lao Cao touched his big bald head and said, "It's not because I'm not real." I have been in contact with this kind of storytelling before, and it is all five or ten yuan of cabbage price, who would have thought that there would be such a big shortage of thousands of yuan. If you hadn't bought it, I would have taken out my phone and searched for it, and I thought you would have bought it and enjoyed yourself. ”

Lin Yi said: "You're right this time, I bought these books for my own pleasure." With that, he got on the Land Rover.

Lao Cao acted as the driver again and asked, "Where to go?" ”

Lin Yi said, "Go home." ”

Lao Cao said, "Don't go back." It's almost noon, why don't you call Lao Guo and Lao Huang over, how about we rub it? ”

Lin Yibai glanced at him: "You pay for it?" ”

"Damn, you look down on me, I'll pay for it! A meal is worth a few dollars, you billionaire can't afford it, but I, Cao Guangtou, can afford it! "Heroic.

Lin Yi: "Okay, then go eat seafood, I heard that the recent abalone is very good!" ”

"......" Lao Cao touched his bald head and said distressedly: "No, I have diarrhea recently, I can't eat seafood, so I will have diarrhea if I eat seafood--- or else, let's go to eat braised noodles nearby, and then call two dishes?" ”

Lin Yi sighed: "I'll pay!" ”

Lao Cao immediately slapped his thigh and raised his voice, "Cheng, let's go!" "Immediately step on the gas pedal and rush out.

……

The deep-sea fishing port is the best seafood restaurant in Nandu, known as the "seafood supermarket". It is said that the seafood here is very fresh, and it is all directly consigned by plane, and some seafood is raised directly in the seafood pool in the restaurant hall, and special breeders are hired with high salaries.

When Lin Yi and Lao Cao drove the Land Rover here, it was still early, and the security guard in charge of the parking lot had just gone to work with a cigarette in his mouth, his eyes were worried, and he didn't know what he was doing last night.

Seeing that a car was coming, he muttered, hurriedly threw the "Su Yan" in his mouth on the ground and stepped on it, and then buckled his security hat and beckoned Lao Cao into the parking space and reversed.

Lao Cao deliberately showed off. Driving a Land Rover and slamming the steering wheel fanciously, he almost scratched an Audi A6 parked next to him. The security guard's face turned white with fright, this Audi is the heart and soul of their boss, and it will be miserable if he is scratched.

At this time, Lao Cao got out of the car, deliberately walked behind the butt of the car to take a look, and asked the security guard: "What's the matter, it's okay, my car is scratched, you can't afford to pay for it." ”

Damn, there is also this kind of birdman, Zhu Bajie beats a rake.

The security guard had already greeted the eighteenth generation of the maternal relatives of Lao Cao's ancestor in his heart, and he gave a thumbs up with a smile on his face and said, "Big brother, your skills are high, you are really high...... It was really suspenseful just now, and it was just a finger's distance away. ”

Lao Cao proudly patted the security guard's little shoulder and said, "Have vision!" Give, reward! He threw a cigarette to the security guard.

The security guard nodded, watched Lao Cao and Lin Yi enter the restaurant, hurriedly put the cigarette on his nose and smelled it, and said in his heart, he can afford to drive a Land Rover, and it is estimated that this cigarette is also high-end, who knows that when he looks at it, "I am a grass mud horse, and it is actually a box of 'Emgrand' for ten yuan!" ”

……

Shaking the leather jacket on his body, Lao Cao sat in the luxurious private room of the restaurant with a golden knife, looking very much like a certain black big brother, especially his shiny big bald head and face full of horizontal meat, as if telling people that I am very unfriendly.

Therefore, the waitress in charge of the private room stepped forward a little timidly, stepped forward to find Lin Yi, and handed him the menu.

Compared with Lao Cao, Lin Yi and him are simply a combination of "handsome guys and beasts". Lao Cao's vulgarity brought out Lin Yi's handsomeness. The waitress is also a person with eyes, so she recognized it at the first time, and this person is easy to serve.

Lao Cao shook his legs, was holding his breath, and made a strong momentum to wait for the waitress to hand him the menu, but he didn't expect the waitress to go around and hand the menu to Lin Yi.

Damn, look down on me. Lao Cao despised it.

Lin Yi looked at the menu with a smile, then ordered a few more expensive seafood, and looked back at Lao Cao, who was secretly looking at the menu he ordered, and his saliva was about to flow out.

Lin Yi said: "You said you have a bad stomach, so let's give you something else." ”

Lao Cao hurriedly waved his hand, "It's okay, it's okay!" I'll eat whatever you eat! Friend, no matter how uncomfortable my stomach is, I can withstand it! After speaking, he patted his chest with righteousness.

Lin Yi nodded, "That's too wronged for you." ”

Lao Cao's face was "duty-bound".

The waitress laughed.

Lao Cao glared at her, eventful.

After ordering, Lao Cao called Lao Guo and Lao Huang here, urging them to come quickly, saying that there was something delicious, and Lin Yi invited guests to eat and eat seafood. He also said that there was "lobster sashimi" or something, and asked the two of them if they would drink white wine or red wine, and if they drank white wine, they would bring two bottles of "Wuliangye", and if they drank red wine, they would come to two bottles of "Karst Villa".

Lin Yi beckoned: "Don't let them bring wine, just here." ”

Lao Cao said clearly: "You don't know, the drinks in this kind of hotel are expensive, and they can sell a bottle of Wuliangye for more than 1,000 yuan, so it's better to bring it from outside --- dark...... It's a big deal, you will reimburse Lao Guo and them for the wine money later. ”

Lin Yi knew that this old Cao would live, so he followed him.

……

Here, Lao Cao exercised his VIP rights, and tried his best to ask the waitress to pour tea and water, and adjust the heating and air conditioning, and he was very busy.

Lin Yi had nothing to do, so while drinking tea, he took out a book he bought and appreciated it.

Looking, watching, Lin Yi's erratic thoughts were pulled by a mysterious force little by little along with the words and pictures on the book cover, and after passing through the time tunnel, it seemed to return to that boyhood......

The first storytelling I heard in my life should be Lin Yi's second grade of primary school, and during the winter vacation, I listened to the most famous and now one of the few storytelling artists at that time, "Fire King Kong" broadcast by teacher Chen Qingyuan. I remember that when it came to the point of listening to the book review, it was really an empty alley!

For "Fire King Kong" broadcast by Mr. Chen, Lin Yi still has some memories of the "Pig Head Squad" of the Shi Update War from the beginning, not to mention how wonderful the talk was. The next "Xiao Fei buys medicine" is even more enjoyable. Even Lin Yi can remember a small part of it:

How did Comrade Xiao Fei borrow it, he took a hard puff of this cigarette roll, and when the fire was a little bigger, he would use his cigarette roll head to borrow He Zhiwu's bicycle. He Zhiwu is in the car! That's what it looks like! The acid fibroids are crazy, and the two mouths are grinning to the ears of the sour ground. Looking at that meaning frantically, he saw that his father could be called big brother. Xiao Fei finished smoking this cigarette and looked at him! This pile, this piece. This dress, this look, hey! It's absolutely complete, He Zhiwu, what does it look like. Listen to me: this bicycle is not far away. The person in the car is a great bowl. Combed airplane hair, hair curly. The brain is shaped with two pointed ends and a large cake face. Eagle nose and small ears, with scarred eyes. Wear a shirt and lotus color. Blue tie with inlaid white dots. The box gun is pinned to the waist, and the bright one only flashes. Speaking of which, he arrived, and saw him. As soon as Xiao Fei blocked the car, the handlebars spun. Without waiting for him to look up, Xiao Fei rolled his cigarette. The boy lay on the ground, and his cheeks hung up. When I saw that it was a dissipation, I was dumbfounded......

You say that this paragraph is funny or not, don't talk about it first, just this paragraph describing people, few people can make it out now, let alone his old man's emotional, vivid, exaggerated and humorous mouth......

Next, "Catch the two tigers, Leng Qiu hoe rape", "Wield a big knife, Ding Shangwu is mighty" made everyone even more drunk and obsessed. So much so that until now, Lin Yi stubbornly believes that "Fire King Kong", "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", and "Cao Jiajiang", the three classic storytellings broadcast by teacher Chen Qingyuan, are milestones in the storytelling that no one can surpass.

When Lin Yi was in the fourth grade of primary school, Liu Lanfang surprised everyone with her famous work "The Biography of Yue Fei". Her loud, but feminine voice, is subdued and frustrated when she tells the story, the priority is urgent, and the skill of controlling the rhythm is just right. What golden vulture entered the Central Plains, and the mother-in-law tattooed: "Loyal to the country". Yue Fei was born, Qinglong Mountain, 800 to 100,000. Yue Yun, Yan Chengfang, He Yuanqing, Di Lei, eight sledgehammers made trouble in Zhuxian Town. It's a thrilling thing to listen to!

Later, the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" said by Mr. Yuan Kuocheng is even more culturally profound, humorous, and has a unique voice. "Taoyuan Three Knots", "Tiger Prison Pass, Three Heroes Fight Lu Bu", "Three Visits to the Thatched House". The next "Shuibo Liangshan" is not only wonderful, but also unique. Shenzhou was on the fight, Yan Qing fought against the pig iron Buddha, and split Optimus Prime. The end is righteous and cloudy, full of pride!

The biggest wish of the children at that time was to have a semiconductor radio. But for Lin Yi, it was like a pie in the sky dream. Not to mention that listening to semiconductor radios all day long will affect learning, and parents will not buy it, that is, at that time, buying a semiconductor radio would cost at least a lot of money, so Lin Yi just regarded it as an unattainable dream. In the end, I still have to say goodbye to the electric box at home every day. I couldn't stand it, so I listened to the sloppy five minutes longer, and then rushed towards the school at a speed like a 100-meter sprint.

……

Just when Lin Yi was immersed in the memories of listening to the book review when he was a child, there was a sudden knock on the door, and then Lao Guo probed in, glanced at Lin Yi and Lao Cao, and said, "It turns out that you are really here, I thought I was in the wrong place!" ”

While talking, I saw him and Lao Huang come in. Lin Yi thought it was just the two of them, but there was one more person behind him---

And, that's still a big shot! (To be continued.) )