Chapter Thirty-Five: There Are Many Books!
"! This manor has such a good appetite? The starting price is 20 cans? Thinking about the bed outside the space, drinking it all is not enough to fertilize once, Su Zhe pursed his lips.
Since the manor is so ruthless, then he has to temporarily dismiss the idea of sprinting to 20 tonight, after all, he is really too lazy to run out to buy milk in the middle of the night, isn't this neurotic?
Moreover, his stomach is swollen now, and it is estimated that it will be enough for him to drink two more bottles. said so, however, before going to bed, Su Zhe worked hard to do three cans.
When he was lying in bed, his stomach smelled of milk.
By the way, by the way, the twelve bottles he bought were all banana milk, endorsed by Girls' Generation. When you drink the first can of banana milk, the taste is still alive, but when the second and third cans are dry, it starts to be wrong......
And after drinking the fifth and sixth cans, I felt that the taste was sweet and heavy, and after entering the stomach, there was a disgusting taste, turning the river and the sea. It was the first time that Su Zhe discovered that drinking milk could be so tormenting.
When buying milk at that time, banana milk and pure milk were placed on and off the shelves, Su Zhe glanced twice, the outer packaging of banana milk was a delicate and beautiful little man, and pure milk was a sissy with eyeliner and lips, Su Zhe immediately made a decision-
Banana milk to buy big heads!
Originally, I was going to mix eight bottles of bananas with four bottles of pure milk, but when I took a look at the banana milk, I unexpectedly found that the little female idol who endorsed it was none other than Kim Taeyeon, who she mistook for his wife at S*M a week ago.
Yo, since they are acquaintances, Su Zhe immediately changed his mind, threw all four bottles of pure milk back on the shelves, and happily supported the performance of four "old friends".
MD, now lying on the bed with my stomach covered and tossing and turning, I can't sleep, and I regret it to death. I would have known that I would have bought pure milk!
I stayed up until the second half of the night before I finally fell asleep in a daze.
The next day, Su Zhe's breakfast was three bottles of banana milk, and after drinking, he hurriedly went out and carried back a box of yogurt and a box of pure milk.
Lunch finally changed its taste, two bottles of pure milk and two bottles of sour milk.
One day just drinking milk, Su Zhe has to run to the bathroom every three or five days, and the urine that spills out seems to smell like milk......
Su Zhe calculated, six bottles last night, seven bottles today, and he has already dried thirteen bottles. I'm going to go in and look at the progress bar so I can motivate myself, 20-13=7! The revolution is about to succeed, comrades, hurry up and work hard!
Su Zhe pressed the ball of light with his hand, however, the progress of the bounce made him dumbfounded.
"Milk fertilizer: 9/20."
No way! This is not scientific, why did you swallow me four bottles? Su Zhe wondered, angry and anxious, grandma, this is Lao Tzu's desperate stomach!
Where did the four bottles go? Where did the four bottles go? Su Zhe is unrelenting, you dead manor, dare to swallow four bottles of me today, and you can swallow eight bottles tomorrow, is this worth it? It's the other way around!
Su Zhe's eyes couldn't tolerate a little sand.
Nine bottles, nine bottles...... Wait, he seemed to think of something suddenly. Six bottles last night and three bottles this morning, isn't that the number of banana milk?
As soon as this possibility flashed in his mind, his face immediately turned black.
Withdrawing from the manor with a solemn face, Su Zhe held up a can of banana milk, as if facing a great enemy.
Come. Strong, dry this can!
Su Zhe raised his neck and "grunted...... and endured the convulsions in his stomach, and after a mouthful, he smashed the empty bottle to the ground.
And then check the progress without stopping.
"Milk fertilizer: 10/20."
Damn, sure enough...... I said, you brute, why do you have such a good taste? Su Zhe wanted to cry without tears.
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Just when Su Zhe was tortured by banana milk to ♂ death, burn with lust, and can't stop, the book review area of "One Punch Man" suddenly exploded. Menacing without warning!
"The first rampant big brush in history, a shame in the webtoon world, "One Punch Man"!"
"Collect recommendation tickets, buy collections, brush clicks, and bribe editors to buy recommendation slots with a lot of money!"
"Trash comics, garbage authors!"
"Are you embarrassed to be on the newcomer list for this painting skill? I'm ashamed to look at it! ”
"Hehe, when I saw this comic on the list before, I began to wonder, when will the graffiti of elementary school students be so popular now?"
"It's boring to be self-absorbed with the results! What is chilling is that the Asian comic network, which has been shouting slogans such as absolute fairness and justice on the list, will ignore this, and such an obvious brush jù behavior website does nothing, is it the default brush to save zài? Then I think this is a blow to the enthusiasm of other conscientious and diligent authors, and it is destructive! ”
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As soon as I opened the comment page of "One Punch Man", my eyes were full of such defenders, expressing indignation, upholding "justice" and fighting "evil".
Su Zhe only found out after receiving a call from the editor and being urged by the editor to log in to the website.
"MD, I was overshadowed by an opponent who also competed for editor-in-chief! Ah Zhe, you hurry up and post a single chapter statement in the comics, just say that your numbers are all true, you don't have to worry about the rest, leave it to me! On the other end of the phone, the crow's voice was mixed with irrepressible anger. It seems to be in earnest.
As the main owner who was splashed with dirty water, Su Zhe tried his best to restrain his feelings, he stared at the shouting all over the screen, and sneered:
"Crow xi, it's okay, you have the strength, why are you afraid of making irresponsible comments? I'm worried about how to make the comic famous in the new book period, I can't think of someone to send a pillow when I fall asleep, let them make trouble, the bigger the trouble, the better! ”
However, Su Zhe comforted his editor in turn, and his words were domineering. As soon as the voice fell, there was even half a minute of silence on the other end of the phone, and the pin drop could be heard.
After half a sound, the crow reacted and snorted: "Ha, that's right, it's right, it seems that I'm messing up." ”
The crow groaned, and after a little thought, he explained the reason for this matter to Su Zhehe, and it turned out that the problem was still in the recommended position that was temporarily moved to Su Zhe.
The newcomer's homepage is almost one of the best recommended positions that newcomers can get. Moreover, there is a very gimmicky coincidence about this recommendation, that is, no matter what year it is, the first recommendation of the rookie king of the year on the website is all the blockbuster on the homepage of the newcomer, without exception!
In other words, the newcomer cartoonists who started with the blockbuster closure of the newcomer's homepage as the first to test the waters and recommend the start are all strong contenders for the newcomer king of the year who are favored by the website.
In other words, if the first recommendation a newcomer gets is not it, then it means that this year's newcomer king or something, you can stop thinking about it.
And before Su Zhe came out of the air, this recommendation was originally to be arranged for the first newcomer list before, and the second on the current newcomer list, the author of "Cold Moon Dancer", Aries.
Even the short station has been sent to Aries on Friday, informing him that his work will be on the newcomer's front page at 2 p.m. on Sunday.
But now, the work that is comfortably waiting on the homepage is - "One Punch Man"!
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(PS: Thanks to Leng Yue丨 Dancer, Bai Guangyan, and yzhan for their tips~3Q3Q~)