Chapter 70: The Child's Aunt
PS. Present today's update, by the way, pull a vote for the "Biquge www.biquge.info" 515 Fan Festival, everyone has 8 votes, and the vote will also give the Biquge www.biquge.info coins, kneel and beg everyone to support and appreciate!
Thanks to kkmay for the monthly pass!
Shaohua closed his eyes and listened to the woman possessed by neurosis continue to "have to" talk, and secretly thought, such a girlfriend is really good.
If it is an ordinary person, the first question that should be concerned must be "Who is the child?" Responsible? ...... who is not responsible for beating up, right?
But Director Li didn't think about this problem at all, she was full of satisfaction and immersed in the happiness of being an aunt: "I said it a long time ago, a woman has never given birth to a child, then it is not a complete life, so good, our family can be lively again, and when the child is born, teach him to draw and cut paper, and go downstairs to kindergarten, in his own home, hehehe......."
How can you not share such wonderful news with Xu Yingxiu? "Chatter" Li Yushang started to call her mobile phone again: "Xiu'er, you have to be an aunt again!" ”
The answer he got was terrifying, and Bi Shaohua, who was listening, laughed.
"What? Li Yushang, tell me the truth, is this time the seed of Shen Zijin's eight lambs? I saw him come out of the mall yesterday with a young lady in his arms, that kind of man, wasn't it enough to be a man last time? ”
The conscience of heaven and earth, Director Li and Shen Zijin really have never had the opportunity to have too close contact, what are you thinking?
"It's not me, big sister!" The clothes wailed: "It's Shaohua, I'm going to be a mother!" ”
This sentence obviously played the role of a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and Xu Yingxiu was bombed on the other end of the phone.
"You--give Shaohua your phone." At the critical moment, Xu Yingxiu, who has the most irritable temperament, has a bit of "big sister" momentum in his tone.
Moreover, what is even more surprising is that Bi Shaohua, who has always been able to break through and fight for anything, was so suddenly, he made a mistake, and his whole head squeezed on the back of the passenger seat of the taxi. Resolutely do not answer the phone.
Helpless, she explained to her mobile phone: "Xiu'er, Shaohua has severe morning sickness, and she can't walk steadily." I didn't ...... the strength to speak."
"Then you go home and rest first, and I'll ask for leave immediately."
Yingxiu hung up the phone, and Bi Shaohua's fierce strength cocked his tail: "I want to eat fried chicken wings, I want the tips of the wings, spicy ......."
The sky is big. Pregnant women are the largest. At this time, you have to coax whatever you want to eat, and don't pay attention to whether it is nutritious or not.
On the way, I played a bun, and this aunt and grandmother started eating directly, as if she had returned home, and someone accompanied her, so she let go of her heart, and she didn't vomit when she ate fried food in the car.
That is, when the taxi drove into the villa area, the girl remembered and asked, "That-pony or something, is it going to class right now?" ”
"What class? He's busy opening branches these days. I can't come back until the night. ”
"Oh-". Miss Bi couldn't hear her feelings, and she didn't understand whether she was happy to see her or regretful.
There was something in the stomach, it was spicy and quite comfortable, and the pregnant woman was sleepy, so she endured it and washed it for a while, and then she saw Zhou Gong in a drowsy state.
In the small studio, Xu Yingxiu, who arrived late, was asking Li Yushang.
"Who the hell is this kid for? You really didn't ask? ”
"I-didn't remember."
Director Li is not an imbecile in terms of human sophistication for a day or two. Xu Yingxiu raised her forehead and sighed, and couldn't bear to pull her best friend who was sleeping dimly from the bed and questioned, Bi Shaohua's chin was pointed into an awl, and his face turned yellow after washing off the fat powder. It's clear that it's hard work.
"You two, none of them can make people worry, you have to cut your paper first, and I'll go down to make some lean porridge for Aunt Bi." Xu Yingxiu shook her head and walked out, and suddenly turned her head back. The gaze stopped on the "Zhong Kui Ghost Hunting Picture" on the wall ready to be framed.
"You-new?"
"Uh-huh." Li Yushang finally pulled back a game from his shame, and pointed to the paper-cut vividly: "Isn't it amazing?" God, when I cut it, as soon as my facial features came out, I moved myself to tears......".
Indeed, it is very imposing, especially when the back lights are dozen, the bright red Zhong Kui has more dynamic light and shadow in vain, and the whole image is more vivid.
Xu Yingxiu is knowledgeable, she stood stupidly for a long time, and sighed: "Clothes, keep this feeling, for the first time in my life, when I saw the statue of God, I had the urge to bow and worship." ”
In fact, it's not just Xu Yingxiu who has this feeling of wanting to worship? When Li Yushang took pictures of the three styles cut and carved on the Internet, and contacted "Flower and Branch Exhibition", her mobile phone did not stop moving within ten minutes.
"It's all good, it's all good, my friend wants to ask, can you keep the effect on the photo when framing? It's amazing! ”
Preservation effect? That is to say, in the process of inlay mounting, consider the equipment built into the light, like the effect of the palace lamp? Of course, I agree, this method is very novel, and it can be used in the future.
The only one who resists such an ugly and terrifying image is Miss Bi, who is full of sleep and hungry.
Because Xu Yingxiu, who was waiting for her to drink meat porridge, commented on her insistence on adding chili noodles to the porridge: "Sour and spicy girl, this baby in your belly is very likely to be a girl." ”
It's a girl! However, the premise is that this girl can't be too ugly, right?
Miss Bi, who didn't have any knowledge of pregnancy preparation at all, decided that she was a beautiful little princess in her belly, and of course, she was very resistant to the three fierce and ugly statues of Zhong Kui in the small studio.
"Please, please, aunt child, you are doing well, cut a few more pictures of beautiful women for your goddaughter, don't you have good eyes? If you give birth to a girl, you will be like the seed of Zhong Dashen, and you will cry out for a god ......."
The ghost hunter was so disgusted, Miss Bi covered her eyes and didn't dare to enter the small studio again, she refused to explain the problem of the child's father to Yingxiu, but she was not ambiguous.
"The child's aunt, tell her uncle to go to the hospital and drive our BMW horse back."
The whole family does not kiss or not, at present, Qiu Tianci is a person with a driver's license, and is always ready to charge, according to Yingxiu's observation, her husband, who still has no car, has a small driver's license in his briefcase every day, and he never leaves his body.
"And you-", Miss Bi nodded her finger at Li Yushang again: "Take a long time, take the driver's license test in a month, do you know?" ”
Li Yansheng's eyes were staring at her best friend's abdomen, which had no sign of bulging, and gave a thumbs up and praised: "Hua'er, I don't think you have a little princess ...... in your belly."
"How not? Sour and spicy girl, I just want to eat spicy! ”
"It should be a queen mother......."
Yingxiu burst into laughter, rubbing her stomach and making a gesture of a servant asking for peace: "May I ask - the mother of the Queen Mother, what do you want to eat tonight?" The servant asked Xiao Qiuzi to buy it for you. ”
Miss Bi also held a virtual big belly and pinched her throat in response: "No courtesy, ask Xiao Qiuzi to buy some sauerkraut fish materials, and then pair it with the cold salad made by the girl herself, it must be an excellent ......."
The two "calling girls" "knelt down......
[It's about to be 515, I hope to continue to hit the 515 red envelope list, and the red envelope rain will be able to give back to readers and promotional works on May 15. A piece is also love, and it must be better! (To be continued.) )