That's right, Caesar is a merger of the Die Hard movie series and the Max Payne game series.

After being exposed to so many movies, TV series and ACGs in his previous life, Caesar found some problems, but they were problems that all screenwriters and directors didn't want to solve, or couldn't solve.

The first problem is "chattering".

Many times we will find that the model of "the protagonist himself will be caught because of the chatter, and then the villain will not hesitate to repeat the same mistakes, and will be turned over by the protagonist because of the chatter" can be applied to almost all action movies or ACG works.

The protagonist always focuses on persuasion and education of the villain, obviously he can kill the other party immediately, and he can obviously make a crime stop abruptly, the protagonist always has 10,000 reasons to show mercy, or is attracted by some messy bloody thing, and finally the villain escapes......

When the villain comes back to take revenge, there will always be more evil deeds, and as a result, more innocent people will pay the price for the protagonist's so-called justice and mercy or temporary offense.

The villain is even more disgusting...... Since he's a villain, he basically doesn't care about morality and law, right? The funny thing is that after these people catch the protagonist, they will never kill the protagonist on the spot, but are eager to drink from the bottom of their hearts.

The villains will definitely babble, confess their dirty thoughts to the protagonist one by one, or express a victory declaration with raised eyebrows......

Come on...... If you don't kill the stumbling block of the protagonist immediately, it's understandable that you're afraid of losing an audience. Can you break the main character's limbs before doing your stand-up comedy?

In the beginning, movies, TV series, and animated comics widely used this kind of bridge, and a discerning audience like Caesar could still feel the ups and downs of the plot and the excitement of it.

Twenty or thirty years later, in 2010, Caesar turned on the TV and computer, or walked into the movie theater, and was surprised to find that these writers and directors were still using such bridges......

Every time I see this kind of content, Caesar will play in an instant, and there is no sense of substitution, and there is no longer a ** to watch it.

I remember Keanu Reeves's "Fast Pursuit", Caesar was very surprised at first, but at the end, the villain grabbed the protagonist and beeped a lot, and finally ordered his subordinates to suffocate the protagonist with a plastic bag......

After the protagonist's unsurprising comeback, Caesar screams in disgust.

If he had been shot directly after catching the protagonist, the villain would still be the big brother of the Russian gangster.

To put it bluntly, the protagonist does not die because he is better than the villain, but the director does not allow the protagonist to die. If the audience has this idea when watching the movie, it is basically unbearable.

So Caesar once told a friend that if he became a screenwriter or director, the protagonist and villain would not be caught by each other until the end.

As the Western proverb goes, "The king does not see the king".

Huaxia chess pays attention to "the veteran is not the right face, as long as the two sides face each other, one side will die." ”

In Caesar's action drama script, the villain and the protagonist only need to face each other, without a word, and directly draw their guns and shoot at each other.

If you have any heart-wrenching thoughts, after killing the other party, you can show your nagging attributes to the other party's corpse.

The second disgusting is that the protagonist's strength has no basis.

The protagonist of "Die Hard", John McLean, is just a New York interpol with an ordinary background, not even a SWAT.

But in the five films in the series, he single-handedly eliminated countless professional terrorists and treasonous special forces members armed to the teeth with automatic weapons with simple self-defense weapons.

This is also the problem with "Max Payne", an ordinary police officer, since the murder of his wife and daughter, transformed into a shooting maniac who can live forever with only painkillers.

In the three games combined, there are two or three thousand gangsters and special forces killed by Payne......

Because it's a game, the sense of absurdity that comes with this fact is greatly reduced. But Caesar was a nitpicker.

What's more, the two works were merged into one series, and this kind of loophole in the identity setting Caesar must not let go.

As for the selection of actors, after the two protagonists of "Die Hard" and "Max Payne" were combined in Caesar's mind, only Bruce Willis and Mark Wahlberg could provoke the temperament and aura of this protagonist.

But Mark was born in seventy-one years, which is smaller than Caesar in this life, so the role naturally falls on Bruce Willis.

What's more, at this time, Bruce Willis is still a nobody, cheap and loyal to use. Wait for others to become popular and then find others, and the attitude is not as obedient as it is now.

The next day, Bruce came with a signed contract.

Although after paying the lawyer's fees, his small savings have bottomed out, but he still came to the door with a lot of excitement.

Waiting for Bruce is the Seal outreach officer hired by the connections of the Caesato Hollywood magnate.

After the pleasantries, the military qualities get straight to the point for the SEAL personnel, and Bruce signs another contract after the lawyer hired by Kaiser to help check the gates, and is then taken away by the SEAL personnel.

Sitting in the van with a black cloth on his head, Bruce was too late to regret it, the contract was signed, and he had to go with the car to the Seals' training base in Los Angeles.

He will be training with the SEAL Reserve for three months, and there will be no reduction in the volume and content of the training as long as he is in good health.

The food during the training, the instructor's salary, the equipment fee, and the bullet consumption were all paid by Kaiser in advance, and when Bruce became a superstar, the money was only a drop in the bucket.

Seeing off Bruce Willis, Caesar looked at his watch, and at ten o'clock in the morning, he thought about going to the gym to harass Bea, because this time of day is Bea's time to exercise.

At this time, the nanny came to inform that a person named "Shigeru-Miyamoto" asked to see her.

shigeru－miyamoto？ It looks like it's Japanese...... Who is this? I'm not impressed at all.

Caesar let the other party in in confusion and took a look, rub! Isn't this Shigeru Miyamoto!

Although the impression of the other party is much younger than the impression of his previous life, Caesar has been black all his life as Nintendo, and he can recognize a few pieces of this goods turned into carbon in front of him.

During the greetings, Shigeru Miyamoto made no secret of his envy for the Caesar family's mansion, and waited until both sides of the living room were seated.

Caesar couldn't help it.

"Miyamoto-kun, you better stop speaking English, speak Japanese, I understand." I saw that Kai Saman's face was flushed, and after holding it for a long time, he suddenly said in Japanese with a trembling voice.

Originally, Shigeru Miyamoto, who came to visit, was supposed to use Caesar's common language, that is, to speak in English, so as to appear polite and respectful. After all, it's a guest.

Caesar relinquished his right to be his master and used Japanese not because he was affectionate or respectful, but because of Shigeru Miyamoto's English accent......

This is an English accent that you can't help but throw your fist at the speaker after listening to it too much, and Caesar highly recommends learning for those who shake it.

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